WEEK 1    Putin the ‘miss’ into missile

 
++ France overcome by vermin ++ Not a safe place to be at night ++ Avoid at all costs! ++

Sherie Strides Back . . .
“How strange that Aussie cricketers are too mealy mouthed to admit to slagging off opponents and have to call it sledging. Gorn soft big time, woking in the dustbin of history soon?” Damant Farmer
“The main problem with the BierBC, ITV & Sky is that they think fairness involves giving every wonk minority the same Xposure as the sensible (and not so sensible parts of the) majority. Or even more. One minute for good sense, 10 minutes for wokery.” Shot Fu Laled
“Perhaps the reason why our tottering Notional Health Service has fewer beds & scanners than its competitors abroad, as some survey Xperts are moaning about, is that the staff are always on leaping out on strike and any Xtras would be just unoccupied & unused most of the time.” Kleon Friel
“What these statistical wingers don't take into account is if we are healthier than foreigners, we need less kit.” Lucid Rebbats

ITV doesn't seem to have scored many virtue points by letting what was obviously a bloke in a frock do a ‘poor me' piece about the struggles of being a mother. Something he obviously isn't.

Two weeks of wibble
Boris Basher B. Jenkin of the discredited Harmperson Kangaroo Maison de Repute Malade still hasn't been done for ignoring the prevailing lock-in rules @ a party for his wife's birthday (@ the very least).
   The lengthy delay following his outing as yet another parliamentary hippocrite of Smarmer proportions suggests that finding a get away withable method of putting the fix in is proving to be more of a problem than usual.
   Any advance on two lock-in ignoring bashes for Lady Boris Basher?

Guillotine needed for their title
The Royal Horticultural Society has joined the ranks of wonk idiots by claiming that slugs are our friends, not garden pests. Utter bollocks, of course, but par for the wonk wibblers now.
“RHS moves slugs from pests to pets list. Demonstrably Doshan!” N.M. Eee
“Guillotine operator looks like a pretty secure job to have if we can be allowed to dispense with the SoBs in charge of organizations with a blatant anti-Britisch, anti-white male agenda, such as the Church of England & the lifeboat mob.” Prel Ambassador

Isn’t it grand, being a Royal—even on the fringe?
The Xperts reckon that no judge would dare to send a member of the Royal Family away from a court empty-handed, no matter how imaginary his case.
   That's why the Mirror newspaper mob is offering to make a token payment of 500 quid to Hapless Hairy if the judge tosses the rest of his claims ‘coz there is nothing to back them up. A complete absence of evidence, in fact. An absence of Guinness Record proportions, the Mirror lawyers have dared to reveal.
“It's interesting that the defence counsel for that nurse who's in court on about 99 child murder charges is deploying the same argument. The prosecution's case is all surmise with little in the way of solid evidence and alarm bells at the times of the alleged crimes. Convenient confection in the main.” Hral Vaxt

The price of ‘success’, even if confected
Wladimir Putrid the Poisoner is having to rattle a begging bowl @ his backers to fund medals for his entire army to mark the glorious victory over the Pritentious Pirates, which averted a civil war.
   El cheapo Chinese medal manufacturers are falling over themselves to get a tender in.

Make the dopeheads pay!
President MacRon of France has decided to get tough with potheads. Big spot fines; all credit cards accepted; will become the order of the day for those caught in possession on the streets.
   There is one major problem, however. Les flics are not keen to get involved as they are worried about being mugged if they find themselves carrying around lotz of cash from the fines.
   There is also the added worry that the cops will have to contain lotz more riots caused by some entitled young man getting himself killed by defying the cops, and they won't have enuff manpower to harass drug-users.

Deep Suspicion!
Why, we ask ourselves, would the honcha of the Commons foreign affairs committee be worried about Putin the Poisoner launching a desperate coup against the Kreml doubters to survive?
   Is she really, really worried that if a gang of waxworks are put up against handy walls and shot, they she's going to have to learn a new set of tongue-twisting Russian names belonging to new stooges?

And also . . .
The nation's diplomats are bovvered about regime change in Putinstan 'coz it would mean having to do some work for a change instead of spending their day snoozin' & boozin'.

Was sending the Tour de France up a volcano in Spain a cute manoeuvre to discourage French rioters and pollutant-hurling Just Stoppers? If so, it worked.

The Edmonton Antlers in the nation’s capital
   on Canada Day Eve
A penalty gave the RedBlacks a FG in the 10th minute. They were back for a TD and 0-10 just over a minute later. Another FG in Q2, 0-13. Again with 5 minutes to go, 0-16.
   The Ants reached the RB 3 in Q3, TD in the 11th minute, no +2, 6-16. Another FG for the home team at the start of Q4, 6-19. Big deal, a single from a punt, 7-19. Tin lid time; a TD for Ottawa after 8 minutes, 7-26, and that was the end of the scoring. Groan.

Not two brain cells to rub together
Putin more carbon dioxide into the atmosphere will destroy our ability to grow food, the Xtinction Just Stoppers yell at us.
   Which is total bollocks.
   Has no one told them plants eat CO₂? Apparently not.

All things to everyone all the time
Bier Smarmer sez he will close down the House of Lords if prime monstered.
   Bier Smarmer sez he'll load the House of Frauds with Labour waxworks if prime monstered.
   Wot next? Wot other wiggle does he have up his sleeve?
   If he abandons U-turns for Z-wriggles, what can he do after that? There's no point in inviting him to tell us 'coz he's bound to change his mind a couple of minutes later. He's that sort of useless dooshank.

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Auto-compensation?
People doing endurance events & Xercise @ home can become delusional & Xperience hallucinations, the Xperts have found. No worries, though. It's just their body offering a distraction from the awfulness to which they are subjecting that poor body!

Today’s Question:
Who is the bigger national embarrassment—Putrid the Busted Flush or Creaky Joe Bidet?
Discuss.

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The Blue Bombers in Montreal on Canada Day
The comms were saying the Als' kicker hasn't missed for ages. So he promptly sent a FG try well wide right after 8 minutes! DPI helped the BB to a TD in the 14th minute. A fumble in Q2 gave the ball to the Als, nowt from it. A 47-yard FG after 13 minutes put the BB 10-0 ahead. They had another chance at the end of the half but a rogue snap blew it.
   The Als fumbled away their first possession of Q3, no damage. A monster pass to Grant after 9 minutes got the Als to the BB 14; pick by Alexander. A TD pass to Schoen in the last minute, 17-0. A batted pass went to the Als 6 minutes in to Q4, FG with 6 minutes left, 17-3. Guess what? Another pick by the BB, nowt from it. A sack/fumble on Fajardo gave the ball back to the BB and let them run oat the clock.

Anti-German propaganda? or Bad imitation is hardly sincere
If you look at the pictures of the leader of Putrid's Pirates in uniform, he has a label on his chest (see below) that reads, transliterating the Cyrillic, ChVK VAGNER. Not Wagner. What looks to Western eyes like a letter ‘B' is pronounced ‘V'. Think about it; have you ever hear Putrid's first name pronounced as Wladimir? Or Prigozhin's as Yewgeniy?
[Just to complete this attack on the weirdness of foreigners, Ch looks like an upside down 'h' in Russian, 'g' is obviously a copy of the Greek letter gamma, 'n' is rendered H and 'r' as P. I'm sure they just do it to annoy us. Ed.]

Who does Prigozhin look like?
Captain Mainwaring's evil twin?
You have to squint a hell of a lot to see it!

The Putin Pirates' name is pronounced VAG-NER (short ‘a', equal stress on both syllables).
   The name of the German composer who is the victim of severe passing off is pronounced VAÁAG-NER (long ‘a', stress on the first syllable).
   Going from ‘Vagner' to ‘Wagner' has to be yet another example of the relentless dumbing down being inflicted on us by the ludicrous left.

“Didn't there used to be some whingeing teen called Grotter? Whatever happened to her? Did she actually grow up and find something useful to do or is she no longer newsworthy?” Craham Allsorts

The diversity industry; hand, as ever, in the taxpayer's pocket; sees teaching bogus asylum seekers how to pretend to be presecuted sexual deviants as its Next Big Thing.

Import but no Export
The RNLI is woking hard to expand its credentials as the main cross-Channel taxi service for illegal immigrants
   The current strategy involves getting rid of white, male volunteers by using relentless pro-diversity propaganda & dedicated lack of appreciation of everyone whose ancestors didn't come from abroad.

Sherie Does Relevance
“Just like bloody London, having a day for Pride, one of the deadly sins.” Tartan Scot
“Can't wait for Lust Weekend!” Bert of Orange
“The Just Stoppers were chucking orange pollution at the Priders. They'll go bonquers on Lust Weekend.” Klipp Hoss

Q: Would cancelling the H2S railway scam do the taxpayer any good?
A: Not a chance with an army of competitors, e.g. the Woodland Trust, already lining up with hands outstretched.

There’s fair play and there’s Net Zero integrity
Nobody, but nobody, was betting against Sugar Ray and her insider knowledge being allowed to join Team Smarmer without a significant delay and everybody, but everybody, was right. Nowt in it for either bookies or punters.

Today’s Wisdom: Freedom of speech allows us to spot the idiots, chancers & wibble-merchants. “What we need to do is abolish the House of Lords as a matter of urgency before Bier Smarmer can stick Sugar Ray & Harridan Harmperson in it.” Digger Rorf

Tory peer & Boris Pal Z. Goldsmith offers mock apology for revealing Kangarosity of Harmperson Court as he walks away from UseLEZ government. Hardly a secret, though.
“Goldsmith is a climate cringer, which means that his absence will be no loss.” P. Eyelott

tony b. liar claims that a majority of Brits wants to rejoin the EFU. Let us not forget that this is the same mr. liar who told us that Sadman Insane had Weapons of Mass Distraction based on wibble confected by his head confecter A. Campbell.

Q: What's a good way to upset the Warmists?
A: Claim that warming up The Planet is an essential first step to rewilding Antarctica with forests & animals.

Wisdom & Warning:
Tokenism posing as diversity discriminates against talent & weakens the fabric of society. Those who indulge in it are doing the work of our enemies for them; and doing it willingly.

Go Ebbels, etc.
The BierBC's treasured gobnarzi is going to sort out the water industry. He plans to nationalize it and put himself in charge.
“What next? Annex the Sudetenland just for the hell of it?” Chimgordo Fursuki

Sherie Slinks Centre Stage
“What governments in Europe need to do is separate under-classes from capital cities and anywhere with important historical monuments & archives. There is a lot of national heritage & income-raising potential concentrated in capitals and they need to be protected from scumbag rioters and looters, and preserved so that the 'academics' of the future can confect further wibble & drivel about them.” Allo Philippe
“The accusation that ‘he delights in making others feel powerless and uncomfortable' applies to whom? An actor person in the dock? A bloke in a wig? Both?” Molimer Rêmes
“Why don't we Xport the illegals to Australia? And a few Appeal Court judges, while we're at it.” Don Dangle

The Greeks have a letter for it; as for everything else. Welcome to our O-Bummer symbol, which Greek scholars will recognize as the lower case version of the terminal alphabetist omega or Big O, which looks rather like someone flashing a builder's bum!

What we need to do as a matter of urgency is to edit our Xpectations. For a start, we must not Xpect to be connected if we try to phone 999 for the police, an ambulance or the fire brigade.
We must not Xpect to be able to consult a GP if we are taken ill; or an NHS dentist if we are in pain; or to receive treatment within 12-24 hours if we struggle though picket lines to an A&E department.
Similarly, we must learn not to Xpect satisfactory service from any of the companies we have to deal with, even if they provide necessities for life. We are living in an age when nothing we have paid for works and we will have to pay even more for everything. And we need to adjust to this.

Drive to Europe (apart from Spain) and you will be ripped off something shocking when you need more fuel.

How much does it cost to put one electric fire engine into a station in Scotland? £660K for the machine and £70K for installing charging points PLUS the cost of training staff to maintain it.
   This is well below Net Zero affordability. Especially with the Useless Scittish government slashing the Fire Brigade budget & getting rid of hundreds of firemenpersons.
Humbug Useless has claimed the record for the most ineffective First 100 Daze in office of any Scottish First Meenister. No one knows where the IndyRef dosh went yet, the CalMac ferries are years away from going into service, the bottle return for dosh scam is a shambles, ect., ect.
Opposition members of the Scittish Parliament are yelling that the SNP has lost the ability to run the country effectively. Which is BS. How can you lose something you never had?

Leisure for some
8,000 members of the Vagner Gang are currently enjoying a summer camping holiday in Byellerrussia @ a retired military base near Osipovichi. What the other 17,000 are up to is a state secret.
“A lot of them are probably on the run or helping to fill up mass graves in Ukraine.” Scep Tique
“Cute way of extracting Ukrainian troops from the south to protect against an attack from the north and reduce Putinstan's casualty figures.” Fahr Quinell

Sherie Does The World Too
“Only in California would they have a Homeless World Cup and turn not having anywhere to live into a competitive event.” Bueler Faceoff
“What the French need to do is let the forces of lor ‘n' orda shoot rioters & looters. No doubt Brexit is getting the blame for MacRon's shambles.” Prog Nosis
“Are we going to be flooded with migrants from France getting away from a place where bigger loonies than ours are in charge?” Nodda Clue
“Everyone who goes on Twatter 600 times per day should be certified as mentally incompetent.” Mo Lee Hamsted

The Lions in T’ronno for a battle of undefeateds
on Monday Nite
Rhymes at the side of the end zone got the opening TD 6 minutes in. As the 13th minute ran down, the Lions punted and watched the kick returned for a TD and 7-all. And then a pick by the Argos to close the quarter!
   Barge in! from close a couple of minutes into Q2, 7-14 to the Argos. Rhymes again; back of the end zone; after 9 minutes, 14-all. A pick gave the Argos a short field. TD for Daniels in the 13th minute, 14-21. Adams picked a third time, FG from it, 14-25 at the half.
   The Lions made a long FG 5 minutes in to Q3. One back for the Argos 17-28. Another pick by the Argos plus a huge return set up a TD in the 13th minute, 17-35. TD in the 5th minute of Q4 for BC, 24-35. Another pick by the Argos gave them a FG, 24-38 with time running out. A pick-6 by the Argos put them 24-45 ahead with a minute left. Enuff.

The US Supreme Court has banned universities from using race as a selection tool as part of anti-white, virtue-flagging manoeuvres by alleged academics.
   Merit Matters, the Court has decided.
Predictably, President Creaky Joe Bidet disagrees. But then, he would.

The president of Sarf Efrica has been allowed to get away with strolling orf with $500,000 and stashing it in a sofa @ his game farm.
   Ain't life grand when you got juice!
“No doubt Creaky Joe is applauding this particular court decision.” Broo Swillis

Not a whole hell of a lot if you do it in an electric scooter park, mate.

[expansive pensive music]
How many people do the Jr.Dox think they will kill if they keep on striking for another two years? And what would they call a reasonable death toll in search of their dumbass 35%?
   We should be told.
   Not any chance we will be, though.

The people have spoken
75.4% of GBViews viewers think the Tories should ditch the Snackstabber before the next general election.
   The rest think he should be backed . . . over a cliff.

The sweetener aspartame might, may, possibly cause cancer, the WHO is yelling. Maybe.
   Bollocks, the Xperts of the food industry have replied, where's your evidence? Oh, there isn't any? You can make the same claim for eating broccoli, based on what the WHO have got.
Other WHO fave cancer scares include eating red meat & using pocket phones.
You have to drink two or three dozen cans of diet cola per day to be at risk, and you're more likely to end up with floating kidneys than cancer.

If the Commons privileges committee had already decided on a guilty verdict for President Boris before it did any 'deliberations/, is that not the very definition of a kangaroo court?
   The whole lot of them should be ordered to hop it; out of the Commons and out of the public sector trough.
   And no fancy pay-off for a job badly done.

The REAL costa living
After a routine shop in Romiley's Aldi store whilst the sun was shining, a correspondent came upon a bill from 14 months earlier.
   Below is a comparison of prices on 29/03/2022 with the prices of the same items on 04/07/2023:

Pack ground coffee Mint Imperials bag Tin Chicken & Veg soup Washing Up Liquid 500 ml Dark chocolate 100gm Cheese, speciality Salted butter Tin chopped tomatoes Malted Bloomer loaf

+73% +67% +52% +44% +43% +40% +27% +25% +24%

BIG surprise of the day: The cat's tuna in springwater, 4-tin pack, was only +8%!

Q: How much faith can you have in the competence of a BMA boss & Sr.Doc who puts bollocks conspiracy theories about Brexit & the Tories on Twatter?
A: About as much as you can in a Biery Smarmer.
Q: What is the difference between positive discrimination (illegal) and positive action (legal)?
A: 8 letters and nothing else, in practice.
Q: What's the difference between terrorists & Israel's gun-toting tourists?
A: Pass.

A transister rapist with a pianist is moaning about not being appreciated in a Scottish male prison. He's also trying to play the phobia card. But a phobia is a fear or dread of something like spiders or heights. Yer actual transisters are ignorable and irrelevant to most people. Which is something entirely different.

“How much integrity does the UK Establishment have if it's cool with woke banksters refusing to let N. Farage have an account 'coz of Brexit and downright lies, e.g. from the likes of Corporal Underpants of the Labour party?” Kalash Nikov
“What the government needs to do is charge the banks a £1M fee if they close a customer's account vexatiously. The dosh to come out of the salaries & bonuses of senior management.” Darth Jones
“How do you damage the integrity of a Parliament if it obviously doesn't have any in the first place and the likes of Sugar Ray & Smarmer can ride roughshod over the rules and get away with it?” M. Stron
[It certainly makes plaiting sawdust look easy Ed.]

What proof does this Godwin woman have that she was groped a decade ago by the bloke who decided not to run for London mayor?
Fingerprints? Fibres? DNA? Video? What?

Noblus Wibblerus
How serious about gorbal warmage is the Labour lot? Bier Smarmer made Edstone Milipede his GW guy. And who was Milipede's GW guy when he was party leader getting on for a decade ago? Two-Jags Prescott!!!
   You can't make up stuff as good as that.

Today’s Ishue
++ "Sink the Scum!" ++ French need to get a grip ++ Pronto ++
“What the French need to do is ban anyone of Algerian Xtraction from having anything to do with motor vehicles. That will make life a whole lot safer.” Bukka Tea

Our much discredited BierBC is blaming Chinese hackers for the derision received for showing its weather map with 7-12 deg.C temperature readings across Europe. The Met Office sez 16-23 deg.C will be the actual daytime temperatures.

London's cosmetic mayor, Sadgeek K'han't, has been booted up the bum by the regulator for offering dodgy data about who will have to pay for driving in UseLEZ zones.
   No change is Xpected in the frequency of future lies by omission.

Putting on some style
King Chuck's visit to Scotland did a great job of Xposing a lot of prethetic whingers in Uselessstan to derision. No danger of any of them getting a job and doing something useful with themselves, of course.

An outbreak of honesty for King Chuck in Edinburgh

In future, Miss England contestants will wear binbags instead of bikinis in the interests of diversity & equality, and to level the playing field for transisters.

Rail union boss Muck Lunch is playing the Smarmer hippocrite card by sacking staff in the boilermakers' union for making Xcessive pay & conditions demands!

Is there a costa living crisis in Australia? Not if a university there can blow lotsa cash on a study of how bust size [of femmes, Ed.] affects happiness.
[One hopes the Aussies kept their cricketers well away from the study to avoid cheating being done with the results. Ed,]

Q: How do you have a baby @ 53?
A: If you're a superdupermodel, you get someone else to go through all the hassle of growing & hatching the egg.
Q: A bloke was identified as WFZ in a court case. FZ obviously stands for Free Zone (as in truth) but W?
A: Xcuse us whilst our minds boggle. Worth is printable.
Q: Is using hydrogen instead of natural gas @ cremations a Planet-Saving Difference Maker?
A: Only if you get Xcited about a difference @ the level of 0.000001%.
Q: Why will the government go ahead with the ban on sales of new petrol & diesel vehicles in 2030?
A: No government can resist a chance to do something really stoopid & unpopular.
“Especially if the bozos are in the grip of something akin to religious fervour about 2030.” Scorcha Dallas

Liberal with the customers' dosh
South Cambridgeshire district council (Trivial) has been ordered by The Ministry to stop swindling its customers by paying staff 5 days' wages for 4 days' skiving just so a council boss can do a Ph.D. thesis about it.

Sod the 500 quid on offer, Hapless Hairy wants £570K from the Mirror newspapers, and it would probably be a demand for $570 MILLION if he had any actual evidence of spying.

Sherie Again with a RoundUp
“What the Rwandan government needs to do is haul those appeal court judges into court and sue them for a billion dollars for defamation. That will make them smirk on the other side of their well-nourished smug mugs!” Eve Hoe
“If the Just Stoppers reckon they are modern versions of M.L. King, does that mean the suckers live in constant fear of being assassinated by a crazy American bloke with a big gun?” Roh Yabote
“Apparently used cat litter is in great demand for chucking @ Just Stoppers as well as yoghurt that's gorn orf.” Klarbol Ding
“How come the French government isn't getting really tough with the rioters?” Undra Busse
“Cheese-eating surrender monkeys, remember?” Alvin A. Laff,
“Sugar Ray & Bier Smarmer seem to have done a great job of wrecking her façade of probity. Are we heading back to corrupt bliar labour values?” Wat Supdoc
“Grayd A is Good? Joke.” Vosyem Gai

WEEK 2    Mad Lives Hatter / Slack Fives Yatter

 
   WARNING!
Weather warmists will be trying to confect world record temperatures for the time of year over this weekend.
   Customers are advised just to ignore them until they go away.

Snackstabber evasion
When asked about the obstructive snivel service Blob, our PM announced that "the elected government of the day is responsible for the policies it is putting forward."
   Whilst this might be true, it says nothing about preventing the Blobists from making sure that the policies cannot be delivered.
   What it amounts to the usual political tactic of answering a question with something irrelevant.

The Metropolitan police farce has grotted all over an attempt by malicious elements in the Cabinet Office to confect breaches of lock-in rules by President Boris. The fingerprints of MPs O. Dowden & J. Quin are on the attempted frame-up, along with those of usual suspect snivel servants.

Agitato Permanente
Whatever the population of The Planet does, it makes the Xperts yell. On the way up to 9 billion? Yell! Then it will start to fall? Yell. Then it will stabilize? YELL!!!

The Antlers in Regina on Thursday Nite
The Ants got to FG range from their opener. Wide left for a single, first miss of the season, groan. The Riders went to 3rd & goal from the EE 3, Harris flattened, out on downs! The Ants got a rouge 3 minutes in to Q2 for a 2-0 lead.
   The Ants from the RR 40 after Harris fumbled to them! A 46 yard FG try missed and was returned for a TD? Holding. No cigar. Another single after 9 minutes, 3-0. 3-all after a FG in the last minute for the Riders.
   4-3 early in Q3. 2nd & goal from the 1, TD Cornelius, 11-3. The RR got close but Harris was picked in the end zone in the 13th minute. TD for the Riders with a minute of Q4 left! +2, No lead is safe in the CFL.
   Would it be OT? No, a single from the RR kick off, 11-12. Aaaaagh! And a pick by Marshall stifled the last EE hopes.

6 bloody years
Thames Water fined £3.3 million for polluting the enviromint in 2017??? What took the dozy bastards so long to get that done?

Hopeless or Putin the ‘F’ into Grifter
If the Tory party is finished at the next election, what's on offer that's better? Certainly not a Smarmer-led Labour party.
   Are we going to end up with Prince Hairy in charge?
“If Prince Hairy goes off to save Africa, will he end up in a virtue-based arse-kicking contest with Gordon F. Broon, who thinks that's his entitlement? And then again, who will come up with the dosh for the virtue fiesta?” Open Zashlogal

FNF: the Stampeders in Winnipeg
The Stamps scored first with a FG after 5 minutes. They were back for a TD after 12 minutes, 10-0. The Blue Bombers got a single from a punt, and so did the Stamps. A 47-yard FG in the 12th minute got the BB to 11-4. A great pass play got them a TD and 11-all in the 14th minute.
   The defences held up until the 14th minute of Q3 then Bailey went in for a TD and 11-18 to the Bombers. They added a FG in the 2nd minute of Q4, 11-21, and another with 2 minutes left, and that was enuff. 11-24 final.

Anyone surprised that Scotland (SNP regime) and Wales (Labour regime) are keeping migrants out? No?

Conflagration Negative
The Co-Op is going to save The Planet by offering a ‘boil in a bag' alternative to cremation. The process reduces soft tissue to an alkaline soup, which can be sewerized. The bones may be either landfilled or reduced to powder to go into an urn.
   As with similar cosmetic schemes, it is designed to give customers a warm, virtuous glow whilst having Net Zero effect on the Earth's climate.

Q: When you get busted in possession of a crossbow near Windsor Castle, what is the daftest defence you can offer?
A: Claim an A.I. chatbot girlfriend ordered you to kill Queen Elizabeth.

Re: Darth Jones of Swindon
The chatbot lobby is outraged. Killing the Queen wasn't the A.I.'s idea. The nutter told his A.I. ‘girlfriend' that he was going to kill the Queen and the dozy bot just followed its deficient programming and supported his aspirations like a good, loyal bot.
   No brain, no free will, no sin!

Today’s Question:
Is consistency necessarily a wonderful thing if it involves being a lying hippocrite all the time like Bier Smarmer & his Labour crew?

It's worth remembering that we're living in a period when the rights & conveniences of even the most ludicrous minority count for much more than those of the majority.
   Truth, justice and the traditions of the Britisch way of life are either on hold or have been cancelled by the unworthy.

Wonk Wars
The BierBC gobnarzi, g. bloody lineker, is having to fight off an attack from C. Vorderperson, who is trying to take over as the gobnarzi chief Tory basher in chief.
“The trouble with most Tories is they're too well brought up to know how to slag off political opponents like, say, Smarmer's deputy, Angular Robot.” Bakteer Reel

Wot rules?
Theatres are now indulging in Blackheit by offering shows from which white people are banned. Which is totally illegal. But hey, they're black rachelists, so it's okay.
“Like any theatre could get away with a whites-only show without being torched. Discrimination now means a disinclination to promote decency.” X. Pensive

1. Labour is determined to make the NHS die out.
2. Bier Smarmer wants to strip the academic agenda right out of the nation's schools so that iggorance can flourish and those with no academic abilities can be told that this doesn't matter.

The RedBlacks in Hamilton on Saturday
The Cats reached the RB 5, FG, 0-3 after 5 minutes. Another 2 minutes in to Q2, 0-6. The RBs were stopped by a pick of a tipped pass, another FG, 0-9. Masoli was dinged on the way to a FG for the RBs, 3-9. TD in the last minute for replacement QB Crum, 10-9.
   A FG in the 5th minute of Q3 put the RBs 13-9 ahead. A pick from a batted pass set up a TD for the Cats, 64 yard pass play, 13-15. Sack/fumble by Crum, FG for the Cats 4 minutes in to Q4, 13-18. Another pick, another FG, 13-21. Crum tackled @ the TC 2 @ 0:00 running for the goal, The End.

A Drop of Sherie
“Is Corporal Underpants hoping for a seat in the House of Frauds next to Nonce Finder Watson for his services to lying about N. Farage in the House of Common Criminals? Is that why the hippocrite Bryant won't come clean about his lies about cash from Putinstan?” Ho Lee Molee
“If there are trigger warnings about Narzis for a performance of The Sounds of Music, does there have to be warnings for The Dambusters the movie ‘coz there are Narzis in it?” Oscar Pajoska
“Bier Smarmer, we hear, is to seek Aussie nationality to enhance his licence to lie, cheat & behave dishonourably.” Imogine Whoar

Darn the rabbit ’ole to Wonderland
You're a bloke who works @ the Bonk of England and you fancy a paid skive? Tell ‘em you're pregnant and you'd like some of the gender leave of the sort women get. Your bosses are idiot enuff to fall for it.

The Tory MP Groper Pincher has an interesting defence. He admits that he has damaged his own reputation but not that of Parliament. This is no longer possible to do as it has been broken beyond repair by the streams of bile from the likes of the Labour deputy Angular Robot and the antics of the Harmperson Kangaroo Court.
As a spin-on, the BierBC spin machine would have us believe that President Boris was hounded out of office for showing loyalty to Pincher and not jerking a knee as due process had not been given time to plod to a conclusion.
   Loyalty, bad, jerked knees good in the BierBC tent.

The term ‘fine dining' has been cancelled by the eatery industry as the word ‘fine' carries overtones of a penalty and creates a gloomy atmosphere at noshing events.

The head of the Whitehall Nondescripts' Network has announced that non thinks all feminists are fascists. Which counts as an open mind in ludicrous left circles and the snivel service.

Q: Kan garoos?
A: Sure, they can!
“The most ignorant yell the loudest.” Roman Ackley

++ Canadian judge takes leave of senses ++ Declares deploying ‘thumbs-up' emoji constitutes entering legally binding contract!!!!!! ++

Putridstan's 3-day war of o'bliteration against Ukraine is now over 500 days old. Curiously, no one is singing the Happy Birthday song.

Q: Why is it called espresso coffee?
A: Because it's steam; 'S' or 'es'; shoved or 'pressed' through ground coffee.
Q: So it's not expresso, something fast?
A: It's not exactly slow, but speed doesn't come into it.
Q: If you're B. Jenkin, MP, a Harmperson ally, how would you describe being at a birthday party for your wife during a lock-in period?
A: Attending a work event.
Q: How much truth & accuracy would there be in this description?
A: Net Zero.

Why are the Just Stoppers not doing it in China?
Because they're just a bunch of Xhibitionists with time on their hands and nothing useful to do with it.
Amazingly, people are starting to say that Net Zero is unaffordable & pointless & damaging if it has to be done before the end of the century and well before anything tried & tested is on offer as an alternative to oil & gas.
Occasionals will never be the answer until power storage technology is invented, and manufacturing it will probably have a carbon footprint as big as all outdoors. Not that the Warmists will admit that. And all the 2030 stuff is just BS.

The way ahead
Bier Smarmer plans to laser-focus on creating poverty and he wants to give us another Millennium Dome-style white elephant in imitation of his hero t.b. liar.
On the money
“The guy's an idiot, Smarmer. The trouble is, he's not a useful one.” Ski Daddle

Q: What do you get if you're a head teacher and you spend 4 hours in your office shagging a female colleague?
A: Away with it.
Q: Being charged with contempt of the House of Commons means what?
A: Scumbags have done something they're ashamed of and they're trying to prevent anyone from broadcasting it abroad. Freedom of speech belongs only to those with a bag full of scum, is their attitude.

Sunday: the Als in Vancouver
Bang! Adams picked a minute in to the match, defensive TD for the visitors? Zapped by a defensive penalty. Which let BC continue to a TD. One back for the Als after 9 minutes, 7-all. BC retook the lead 5 minutes in to Q2, 7-14.
   The Als replied with a FG, 10-14. Another FG try in the 12th minute was blocked and returned by Edwards for a defensive TD! 10-21. A badly bogged punt catch attempt gave BC a FG and they left the Als with time enough to match it, 13-24.
   Another TD for BC after 5 minutes of Q3, 13-31. A FG for the Als with 3 minutes to go, 16-21. One for BC after 9 minutes, 16-35. One for the Als in the 12th minute, 19-35. Almost a TD for the Lions but a forced fumble into the end zone was returned, so not even a single! The Als got close but went out on downs and there was no more scoring.

Politicking With Sherie
“It's not possible to take outrage from the members of the House of Common Criminals seriously when they pretend to be overcome by the BierBC's prevert & junkie buddy.
   “Not when you remember that the HoCC has played host to 'Jim' Vaz, the rent boy & coke connoisseur, assorted expenses criminals, Tom 'Nonce Finder' Watson, t.b. 'Dodgy Dossier' bliar, H. Harmperson, B. Jenkin, Corporal Underpants, et al.” Hadda Nuff
“What they need to do is set the Harmperson Kangaroo Court on the BierBC!” Con Fector
“It's rather comforting to know that there's nothing serious going on in the country or the world if all the meeja can do is outrage about this load of wibble.” Stew D'Olive
“The only matter of interest is which newspaper will pay the biggest bung for the biggest load of wibble.” Joy Ryder

Creaky Joe did the whole of the UK in less than one day yesterday.
Supersonic, or what!

Marginalis Moronica
Does it really matter if you use an index finger to operate a pocket phone accurately, or dab and bash at it with a thumb? Nope.
   Does it matter that those born between 1980 & 2012 think using an index finger is a deadly sin? Nope.
   Is there any hope for the future of the 'uman race with people like that on their way to take over? Nope.
“Digitalis Moronicus Sadbastardi.” Onva Conse

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Greenhouse Grotter is no longer an iggorant teen. She is now old & prethetic. And also arrestable if she makes a nuisance of herself, the Swedish police reckon.

Yesterday's scam call came from 07930 888 097 and was wibble about a charge of 95 quid for an unsolicited amazon prime subscription renewal.

A.I.s not entirely bad guys
The PM thinks non-striking A.I.s in schools would serve as personal tutors for kids who are struggling, allowing them to proceed at their own speed. This would allow a 'uman teacher to take the rest of the class along at a faster pace.

Q: WFB's connection to Working From?
A: Pretty much the same as Shirking @ Home only it is done on the Beach or even in Bed.

Q: How did Thames Water's management dig a £14 BILLION debt hole?
A: Corrupt new bliar labour let it.

Today's Panic: Britisch Army @ its smallest since Neolithic times.
[jagged, sinister music]

InYerFaceBuk has setting up a rival to Twatter to help useless people to waste even more time on on-line BS & worthless causes. Groan.

Fashionistas going ahead with work events in Paris are being positioned by the ludicrosities as provocateurs, who inflamed the rioting vermin even more. Which is BS. The vermin will get away with as much as they are allowed to and they don't need no alibis 'coz they're entitled.

Why would anyone want to buy 'flour' made from crickets [yes, the bugs, Ed.] if it costs 50 times more than proper flour made from wheat? Brainless bozo flag rather than virtue.

French social values:
The family of the teenage motorist whose death was used as an Xcuse for riots has been crowdfunded to the tune of €200K. The defence fund for the cop who was busted is over the million mark.

What’s the problem?
Is it difficult to comment on this non-story about a BierBC pornography scandal when nothing much is available in the way of facts and everyone involved is contradicting everyone else?
   Since when has that ever stopped the meeja—including the BierBC—from commenting till the cows come home based on baseless confecture?
“It's rather telling that the parents are trying to play the 'our child' card for their 20-year-old crackhead, who wants them to shut up 'coz they're damaging his cash flow.” Gopher Broke
“They don't know if they're Arthur or Martha.” Kier Bier
“Can we just assume that it's the gobnarzi and tell ourselves we're not surprised?” Carlotta Blotter

One for the ages
Pinque Floyd doing a set including Dark Side of the Moon in 1994 on TV at the weekend just gone made one of our correspondents wonder how long this composition has been around.
   Can it really be 51 years ago that Romiley's music fans got their first taste of it at the Free Trade Hall in Manchester?
   Yup! Indeed, it was.

Sometime Health Sec. Vajid Javid wants to set a Royal Commission on the ishue of reforming the Notional Health Service. Cynics are claiming the real aim is to kick the ishue of making the NHS affordable & efficient into the long grass.

Slippery as every eel in the Sargasso Sea combined
“We just have to treat Bier Smarmer as the embodiment of evil, whose every action is part of his agenda of talking Britain down @ every opportunity. He claims he has plans for creating a wonderful future, but when questioned about them, he descends into lawyerly obfuscation and leaves no one any the wiser. And he keeps doing U-turns to confuse the issue further.” Bay Cananeg
“He delights in treating being a waste of space as an Olympic event.” Epi Sodit

“If Bier Smarmer wants to train kids to be nice as part of their schooling, he needs to do the biz on his deputy, Angular Robot (right), to prove that his teaching method works.” Peter T. Errible

“Does anyone remember Mary Frighthouse, who was trying to ban everything 40 or so years ago? Maybe she should be awarded the status of one of the grandmothers of woke.” X. Ponential

Want something to blow your socks clean off?
Slutty Shades of Gray 'drives a coach & horses through
every concept of decency' according to the critics
Share their outrage! (Or not)
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No solution on offer
No-shows wasted £240 MILLION of NHS cash last year. The doctors' union is against fines because it thinks they will undermine the essential trust between doctor & customer—assuming there will be any left by the time the strike-happy docs pack it in.
   The BMA also thinks fines threaten the fundamental principle that the NHS delivers free care for all. Which is BS.
   Despite intensive propaganda from O.J. Corbynstein & his stooges (which include Bier Smarmer, let us not forget) there is no Labour Magic Money Tree. The NHS is paid for by Britisch taxpayers. The only people who don't pay are illegal immigrants & foreign health tourists. And the only people who are happy with this are anti-Britisch ludicrous lefties.

The BierBC's constant narrative of adulation is getting a lot of the blame for the collapse of the NHS's credibility.

The national gird won't be able to handle the power demands of EVs if sales of new proper road vehicles are banned in 2030 to force people to buy heavy, short-range battery-powered vehicles.
   This is just another aspect of the virtue flagging Net Zero disregard for reality.

Today's Concept: Religious eating
You scoff everything in sight and pray it won't make you disgustingly o'bese.

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The BierBC is claiming its latest scandal is so complex that it's not worth bothering to try to disentangle it, which will involve embarrassing the management with tedious 'who knew what & when' wibble.
The BierBC scandal target broke lock-in rules to meet another young strangler years ago. Or something.
The BierBC Director, General T. Davie, has been accused of knowing as much about broadcasting as a PokaCola salesman. He's another useless person in the wrong job, as proved by his failure to tell the gobnarzi to get lost, which we haven't forgotten.
++ 37 victims of BierBC predator zoom out of woodwork ++ Legal trade counting doshfest takings already ++ Oh, happy days! ++
The Scum fails again to name the bloke it keeps sleazing with buckets of innuendo.
“The Scum is in the realm of the prethetic if it has to resort to a confected lock-in violation.” Sven Se7en
“If safe spacing was observed for the alleged tryst, no crime. Oh dear, how sad, never mind.” Divent Hae

What was going on in April of 2016?
1. Jr. bloody Docs were on strike & as not bovvered about letting the customers croak then as they are now.
2. Maternity leave for non-pregnant women & blokes was being demanded in the interests of diversity [actually, perversity, Ed.] & equality.
3. Hunt the Stunt was Health Sec. & predicting that the NHS would collapse into a smoking heap if we left the EFU.

Hey! Hey! striking for pay!
How many more will you kill today?

Celebrate your July 13th! It’s Dave Ditched Day
Dave the Leader was gone today in 2016 and TheRazor May took to the pitch as his sub. Not that the quality of leadership improved dramatically. It was just a bit different. And without Dave, of course.

Esso petrol 139.9p/litre again.
Esso diesel still 141.9p/litre. It's worth remembering that 54% of this is VAT + fuel tax + virtue-flagging carbon tax + ditto windfall tax. 54%

The H2S scam & its access to the Northern Poorhouse from the prosperous South started off with a budget of just 7 billion quid. It is now heading for £200 BILLION.

The REAL costa scamming
The SNP has blown £90 MILLION of taxpayers' dosh on baby boxes—a scam which Wee Burney Sturgeon guaranteed would cut hospital admissions of babies & mothers. A review six years on has found that the return on all that cash has been Net Zero.

“BierBC star sent pants pic to a teen Was this headline. Inspired by Labour's alleged grandee Corporal Underpants?” Vlad Worser
“35 grand paid to a crackhead who was always above than the age of consent? Clearly, Labour's constant campaign to undermine moral values is at the back of it.” Behr Living
“We have reached the stage where we have to assume that everyone in the public sector & everyone woking for a major company is an idiot—someone who needs to provide proof positive of lack of idiocy before anyone can dare to take them seriously.” J.A.G.

The latest piece of wonk rachelism is to give Xtra tuition to thick kids of colour and to ignore thick white kids.

We are being invited to accept that boffins have more horizontal hactivity in the bedroom (and elsewhere) than people who are not a clever dick.
Warm, wet weather has produced an early crop of wild mushrooms. And also deadly forms of fungi. Deaths from failures of identification are Xpected to soar.

Private school fees are going to have to go through the roof if Bier Smarmer gets to No. 10. One of his minions has worked out a notional sum for the amount he won't raise by putting VAT on the fees and Bier has spent it three times over. The nation waits in total indifference for spending plan four for this same imaginary amount of other people's dosh.

BierBC puts Savile Squad & BashedEar Squad on task of investigating porn-purchase presenter & buys Xtra big carpet, using licence-payers' money, to sweep everything under.
“gary bloody lineker trying to make himself a victim is totally ludicrous. He's about twice the age of the world's most dangerous meeja person. How desperate for attention can you get?” Gullible Traveller

Today's Update Question:
Who is this Huv Edward bloke, who hasn't committed a criminal offence, according to the Met?
“That's what you get for never watching anything on the BierBC other than the lunchtime news. Which costs 44p @ the current licence fee.” Crowassant Fillus
“Is it one of the gobnarzi's aliases? He had no other Xcuse for joining in.” Wirron Tuim
“Is the BierBC really going to drop to bitz ‘coz of some bloke millions & millions of customers know nothing about as they've never watched his TV shows and don't give the proverbial about him? In what universe?” Huved Ward
“Who Edwards? Nuff sed.” Casper Lump
“Police out of it, BierBC to proceed with its Savilization process.” Tow Dinthole
“Is the mental ‘elf thing caused by being found out?, a lot of customers are asking.” C. Rampart
“35 grand for dirty pix, or was it hush money?” Sab Hauteur
“The ludicrous left tried to dump all the blame on The Scum. Which has to be just another part of the Labour attempt to decide what the meeja can tell us to prevent anything detrimental to the ludicrosities being revealed.” H. Uved
[Enuff. Ed.]

Hey! Hey! striking for pay!
Striking some more just raises your score

Customers are advised to Stand By! and keep a hand on their wallet. The gorbal warmage fraudsters across Yourope are working hard to confect a hottest ever day for the Continent real soon.
   Meanwhile, weather persons in the YouKay are grousing about the current chilly weather here and their inability to join in the bogus record confection activities.

The Scottish government wants drug use to be decriminalized across the whole of the UK. This is seen as an essential first step along the road to making it compulsory so that everyone ends up too zonked to see what a bog the SNP is making of things in Scotland.
Sadly, the gang in Westmonster has grotted all over the SNP's attempt to distract attention from its general uselessness.
What does it have to do with the police if Ireland's Icelandic PM & an Irish flag got the Viking funeral thing in Co. Tyrone? Free speech & political comment are still legal, and confected hate crimes remain BS.
During his flying visit to the not-Ireland part of the UK, President Creaky Joe ordered the Snackstabber to reverse Brexit pronto, or else! A cluster bomb in his back garden in imitation of the tactics of the IRA, which Creaky admires so much?

Sherie Miscellany
“Never mind the needs of electric vehicles, will there be enuff electricity for the useless heat pumps the GW fraudsters are trying to unload on us?” Scart Issue
“When you think about it, you can add oil & gas to the list of renewables. If you want more, all you have to do is pump it out of the ground. Current known reserves will last for 200 years, and if the boffins haven't cracked fusion power, or something better, by then, what bloody use are they?” Oval Sitrep
“Is there anything actually illegal about selling pix of yourself to a dirty old man if you're over 18?” Sam Duncque

Take your pick, he’s thick as a brick
Bier Smarmer sez: "Sadgeek K'Han't is right about Xtending the UseLEZ emissions scam across the whole of the London area."
Bier Smarmer sez: "The Labour stooge who's a candidate for Uxbridge is right about not Xtending the UseLEZ ripoff to this area of London."

Another pick
Q: Are you going to swap Twatter for Freds?
A: You have to be using Twatter in the first place to do that.
Q: Half the oldies who gave up working in favour of early retirement when the Chinese plague arrived are now in relative poverty, some of the Xperts reckon. Does that mean anything if relative poverty is never defined?
A: Actually, no.

The Commons actually refused to go along with an attempt by the Trivials to give the Harmperson Kangaroo Court a licence to ban criticism of its blatant unfairness, its usual suspect endemic inconsistencies based on political bias and its injustices.
“It's obvious to anyone with half a brain that MPs are unfit to regulate themselves. But what hope is there of finding someone with even a quarter of a brain in the Palace of Westmonster?” Edhoow Wardhuv

Why are the fiends of the Gremlin in Moscovicious seeking to portray the Vagner bloke Prigozhin as a greedy crook? Something that serves only to remind everyone what a greedy crook Putrid is. Doesn't sound all that friendly to Putrid at all.

Polly Ticks of Envy
Smarmer, a typical Labour leader, went to a fee-paying school. Now, he's trying to chop the rungs off the ladder to prevent others from doing the same. Same old, same old.

Cosmetically yours
The BMA is lobbying for cancellation of the term Jr.Doc on the grounds that calling them Juniors makes them sound like stroppy teenagers with a me, me, me grabbing outlook on life.
   This is something which strikes rather uncomfortably close to home for people demanding 35% or even 49% more pay.

Whatever happened to ludicrous leftie Lords inmate Swami Chuckabutty? She was getting regular bootings in these pages around 7 years ago. Surely she hasn't acquired a dose of good sense & shed her attention-seeking?

The TiCats in Edmonton on Thursday Nite
A short kickoff gave the ball to the Antlers! and got them a FG. They were back for another in the 12th minute of Q2, 0-6. TD for Butler, 7-6. The Ants got to the TC 10 but lost the ball to a pick of a tipped pass. FG for the Cats to close the first half at 10-6.
   Moore went 54 yards for a TD a minute in to Q3, 10-13. Schiltz in for a TD to go 17-13 up. Then Cornelius threw the ball away when tackled; straight to a TC defender. 24-13. You can see why the Ants have lost 19 straight at home. FG in the 12th minute, 27-13. Schiltz dinged & off. Powell the back-up to White for a TD, 34-13.
   Brown was barged into the end zone in the 4th minute of Q4, 34-19. FG for the Cats at half-way, 37-19. A TD for the Cats with 4 minutes left? off-setting penalties. TD for Dunbar in the last minute, 37-26. The Ants fielded an onside kickoff and got a FG from it. 37-29 final.

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WEEK 3    We’ve had more than enuff of Putin; time to Putout

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What’s the aim for your body score?

More greedflation on the way
Insurance companies are going to make EVs unaffordable by shoving up premiums. Electric vehicles are heavier than proper cars and cause more damage in a shunt.
   Their battery systems are fragile and hugely expensive to replace if broken. And if they catch fire, the fire can burn for days(!!), or so the Xperts are claiming. Natch, there will have to be some Xtra profit involved to make up for the inconvenience of having to change premium rates.

Something to revive:
The expression ‘establishment sneerocracy' was in vogue when Hilarious ‘she belongs in gaol' Clinton was being rejected as their president by the citizens of the Untied States in favour of The Donald.
   It's definitely something we still have in spades, the sneering.

The regime's slogan of the O'Bummer years in the Untied States was: "Yes, we can but we can't be arsed."
   How true those words remain as applied to politicians everywhere.

The council (Lab.) in charge of York has paid for a libellous report which claims the city is infested with wall-to-wall rachelism of all sorts. The BLAME Bunchers who confected the report, surprise!, used deliberately distorted data to make their case.
   Natch, they are unrepentant about this.

Motor manufacturers are gearing up for a bumper year for sales in 2029 in case the government of the day goes ahead with the mental plan to ban sales of new petrol & diesel vehicles in 2030.

Q: Why is the Bank of England so crap?
A: Its minions turn up on only 2 days per week and it's more interested in pandering to transpicaters than in reducing inflation to its target 2%.
Q: Which would you rather have, a government with headroom or one with legroom?
A: One with working brain cells would be nice.
Q: When does ‘could be' become ‘should be' when a scandal is involved?
A: At the convenience of the ludicrous left when they have no evidence.
Q: ‘Armenia correspondent'?
A: Probably ‘our media correspondent' by a stooge with terrible enunciation.

The Archbish of York is attention-seeking by claiming his customers have a problem with saying ‘Ar Father' when they're doing ritual chants and they want something dysgendered.
   Jesus got it all wrong, he reckons.
“Half Arthur, who's woking in York . . .” Lorrad Osch
“Dear Archbish, your religious fantasies are irrelevant to me. Kindly stay orf my TV screen. Thank you.” Ty Condoroga
“Maybe if Yorkie irritates her enuff with his woke wibble, God will unload a thunderbolt on him.” B. Cause
Yorkie has had to admit that the virtue-flagging CoE is not competent to set up an internal watchdog to tackle clerical abusers. The management wants only to cover up rather than Xpose & Xpel.
“Same as the BierBC!” Sab Hauteur

FNF: The Argos in Montreal after Downpour Thursday
The Argonaut opener went to a Barge! from the Albertine 1, TD, 7-0. Late in Q1, Kelly threw a pick to the Als, who got a FG from it at the start of Q2, 7-3. The Argos did nothing with a pick at half-way. Snead with a TD for the home team with 4 seconds to go, 7-10.
   A monster pass play by the Argos a couple of minutes into Q3 ended in a fumble to the Als? Down by contact, on to a FG and 10-all. One for the Als after 8 minutes, 10-13. TD for Ungerer in a short corner, 17-13. The Argos kicked a FG in the last minute of Q3, 20-13.
   Fajardo did some dodging early in Q4 to get a TD pass off, 20-all. The Argos retook the lead with 5 minutes to go, 27-20. Sneakiness by the Als, 27-all. Ungerer again with a TD with 2 minutes left, 34-27. A FG try in the last minute was a bad miss for a single. 35-27. A pick in their end zone by the Argos @ 0:00 ended it.

Hey! Hey! striking for loot!
We just wish we could give you the boot!

Q: Will Brits be scorched by 49 deg.C temperatures on Europeon beaches?
A: No chance. The minions at airports are doing holiday hopefuls the favour of going on strike and everyone will have to stay @ home where it's cold & wet & safe.

Surprising crime news? Nope!
The tariff for people smugglers who kill their lorryload of illegals is 3.9 months in gaol per corpse. Less the usual time off, of course.

The Bonk of England is wonking hard to put an end to home ownership, estate agents and property rentals by making mortgages unaffordable.

SNF 1: the Bombers in the nation’s capital
Two & out for the BB, but a single from their punt. Their next drive ended with a 52 yard FG, 4-0. They got a TD from the RedBlack 1 after 13 minutes, 11-0. Demski in the 9th minute of Q2, 18-0. The RBs managed a FG in the 13th minute for 18-3.
   Another FG for the home team in the 4th minute of Q3, 18-6. Crum getting pounded by BB sackers. Another TD for the BB, 25-6. A FG for the RBs to start Q4, 25-9. 3rd & goal @ the BB 7, the RBs went out on downs. They were sacked to a standstill when they got close again but a pick-6 in the 13th minute gave their fans something to cheer, +2, 25-17. 100 yards to go with 57 seconds left; Crum in for a TD @ 00, +2, 25-all!!!
   Overtime: FG for the BB, 28-25. A TD dash by Crum?? It gave the RedBlacks a 25-31 miracle win. One of the games of the season.

The Canadian clown who used to be in charge of the Bonk of England was threatening to create an army of A.I.s to put 15 million Brits out of work back in 2016. How's that working out?

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Mhegan the Muciloid is reported to be heading to Hollywood to make rehashes of old films that no one will pay to view.

SNF 2: The Stampeders in Susquatchewan
Alford returned a punt for a TD from his 45 after 5 minutes, 0-7. The Stamps ended Q1 with a FG for 3-7. One for the Roughriders 3 minutes in to Q2 was matched by the Stamps a couple of minutes later, 6-10. The Stamps took the lead via a TD by Lewis with 2 minutes left, 13-10. Another in the last minute, 20-10.
   Alford again for the RR in Q3 with a 94 yard punt return for a TD, 20-17. Harris was dinged whilst scrambling in Q4, replaced by Fine. A FG try by the Riders missed and a huge return set up a TD for Mills, 27-17. A walk-in TD for the Riders in the 13th minute got them to 27-24. A FG put the Stamps 30-24 up with 95 seconds left. A desperation pass by Fine ended up in the hands of Jones, TD for the Riders, 30-31 But a 54 yard FG by the Stamps @ 0:00 gave them a 33-31 win.

Another Drop of Sherie
“Do we really need our lives run/ruined by miscellaneous weirdos and gaolbirds in a frock?” Julian Deadguy
“Why can't we just sack the judges who won't send repeat knife criminals to gaol? It's the only way to get through to the rest of the tribe.” Bejen Kin

The Department of Homeland Security in the Untied States has admitted that something dodgy went on when dopehead Hairy got his visa. This was confirmed by the DHS's refusal to comply with Freedom of Information requests for the details of the dodginess.
Britisch students, whose fees are capped @ £9,250/year, are being priced out of universities here by foreigners, who can be charge £25K. No one is surprised.
Why are police farces so crap? Because their management tells bad and downright evil coppers to reflect on their misdeeds instead of sacking them.
An interesting suggestion is that illegals should be Xported to Chateau Napoleon on St. Helena, which has an airstrip to receive them. Assembling prefab huts as living quarters will give them something useful to do.
Chinese electric vehicles will contain location bugging devices, which will report who goes to which government or military installation & when.

Today's Definition: Virtue-bogging
This is casual & deliberate destruction of Britisch society & its values for the sake of creating a façade of virtue, no matter how meaningless.

Q: IERUK?
A: Inventing Extreme Rachelism in the UK (for fun & profit). It's the BLAME Bunchers creating bogus victims with the usual hand held out for other people's dosh.
Q: F****** b****?
A: Furious bimbo.

Hey! Hey! striking for more!
Piled enuff bodies on your score?

Paying Jr.Docs the 35% more confected by their trade union instead of the 6% recommended by the independent review body would add 18,500,000 bodies to the 7.4 million already on NHS waiting lists.

Nothing like a good morning thunderstorm to tell us how lucky we are not to be in the sweltering Mediterranean region, which us probably up to 50 deg.C if the scammers think they can get away with it.

Today’s Question:
Is the assertion by someone who might know that the dozen years of Narzi domination in Germany amount to "just a speck of bird poo on more than 1,000 years of successful German history"
(a) pretty sick?
(b) uncomfortably accurate and therefore a tooth-grinding abomination to the ludicrosities?

Wasteful Woking
The combined staff of the NHS waste a total of nearly 10 years worth of time on woking breaks instead of treating patients every year. No wonder waiting lists are heading for 8 million.

The way it is . . .
Most of the Labour stooges with top sinecures in the shadow cabinet of Corbynstein's Monster want to get rid of the UK's nuclear weapons so that Putrid the Poisoner can store some of his in the vacated bunkers.
   A brain-dead rejection of the security of the UK and its essentials for survival seems to be a membership qualification in La-La Land.

Political jobs always get the wrong people
The cosmetic Commissioner for Northamptonshire has put a female with no fire brigade Xperience in charge of the local Fire & Rescue service. The lunatics really are running the asylum all over the place.

Race to the pits; literally!
It's hardly comforting to know that useless idiocy is everywhere. In Germany, for instance, the idiotic Greens have got rid of all the nuclear power stations and the Sergeant Schultz regime is now having to rely on re-opening coal mines and firing up coal-fuelled power stations to keep the lights on.

Q: How do you afford £35K for a crackhead thrall?
A: Easily, if you're on £450K yourself.

Hollywood is @ a standstill. The actors' union has called an indefinite strike and the writers are already out. They're all afraid of being replaced by cheaper A.I.s. Good news for studios in the UK, though; they will be getting more work.
The World Heath Alarmists are running out of things which they can claim possibly, maybe, might be a cause of cancer in humans. Just about everything is on one list or another, even if the WHO's dose rate; like 140 cans of fizzy drink per day for aspartame; is well over the border of absurdity.
“Suggestions on a PC to their address in Noo Yawk?” Julian Deadguy

Our Health Sec. is itching to order his male customers to talk about prostrate cancer. They must do it, sez S. Barclay.
“Taking time away from running his bank?” Wyun Kelperson

The ragwort infested, rewilded patch of formerly mown grass outside the Treasury site in Londonstan is being offered as a metaphor for the mess snivel servants, useless politicians and the Bonk of England have made of the Britisch economy.

Not even close to fit for purpose
Perhaps teachers need to go on strike more often if schoolkids are being radicalized by a rachelist tendency with an anti-white agenda. Which could end up in an arse-kicking contest with the transpicaters for pole position in the contest to score meaningless imaginary virtue points.
“It was obviously founded by a comedian if an organization that calls itself Don't Divide Us does nothing but confect division and spread anti-white propaganda.” Bejen Kin

Today's phone scammer claimed her name is Angela and she was calling about a BT internet line. One small snag—the intended victim isn't a BT subscriber.

Customers are requested not to notice the prethetic Vorderperson woman in the hope that neglect will encourage her to fade away.

Sherie is back
“Maybe there should be a register of bosses; like the ones at the BierBC; who claim that lessons will be learnt so that if this proves to be a lie; which is usually what happens; sanctions can be applied to the offender, or his/her heirs/assigns, as a means of ensuring a less casual attitude to the truth.” Nons Torie
“It would be really nice if the Labour party's idiots were useful to Britain rather than Russia, China, the EFU or another of our enemies.” Ha Di Fosso

The Church of England is having to offer free weddings as its staff are losing touch with what used to be an essential part of their job. They need the practice, is the message.

Q: Why are crooks in the US called shysters if the last thing most of them are is shy?
A: Their ancestors used to have the coconut shy franchise @ travelling carnival shows.

Such is the swindle of politics
It's worth remembering that the resident is legally obliged to pay Council Tax but it is not a contract and a local council is not legally obliged to deliver anything at all in return. Which Xplains why so many of them are so crap and nothing is ever done about it.
“The conclusion we have to draw is that everyone with a nose in the public sector trough is useless, plain evil or both. The actions of politicians, coppers, the legal trade including judges and the snivel service reinforces this opinion relentlessly.” N.O. Kingjob

Hollywood luvvie Meryl Creep was described a while ago as having her head so far up her erse that it would take a major Xpedition to find it.
   Which monster created by O.J. Corbynstein does that remind you of?

Just Follow the dosh
Last week, Bier Smarmer said the Just Stoppers should just stop. This week, Bombshell! The man who's bankrolled by a green energy spiv is going to just stop the police from harassing public nuisances if he gets to be PM.

The healthy eating Pick of the Month is:
1. a portion of Pizza of Mass Destruction* followed by:
2. a helping of Apple Rubble made with gooseberry jam**.
[*So much topping that it can't be picked up by the crust and has to be eaten with a knife & forque. Ed.]
[**A cored apple chopped into bitz and tumbled with the jam to coat it. Ed.]

Coping with Costa Crooks
Waitrose supermarkets have an interesting tactic for dealing with thieves—Xtra staff @ checkouts to be helpful and keep a close eye on what the customers are up to. Especially the junkies, who try to steal high value items to flog in a pub or online.

D. Medvedyev, who was Putrid's bookmark when he had to take a break from being president for life, is trying to talk up a World War 3. Does he have shares in Bunkers 4 You? [jagged sinister music]
The CEO of the H2S scam has baled out of his £623.7K job. No doubt the next incumbent will preside over a similar catalogue of constant failure and constant cost inflation.
Is it a coincidence that the ‘regulator' who let the crew running Thames Water Xtract cash to build up a debt of 14 BILLION quid is now in charge of the company?
[expansive pensive music]

Just like the bank bosses who led the way into the Brown Crash of 2008 by going for stupid ‘investments'—to consider diversity more important than competence & fairness.
California sinks to the depths of depravity by freeing one of the Charles Manson gang of killers, L.V. Houten, so that the bleeding hearts can play the 'poor little stinker' card on her behalf. More to follow?

Net Zero Morality
London's cosmetic mayor, S.G. K'han't, thinks violence is never acceptable. Unless it's advocated by a bloke who spent 30 years in gaol for attempted murder and who has been done over to look like a woman after removing his own testicles with a razor blade.
   In that case, according to K'han't, anything goes.
“Obviously, a seriously deranged, grotesque Xhibitionist.” Rapis Krap
[Which? Ed.]
“Both of them.” Rapis Krap

Net Zero Sense
The cosmetic Sad Geek is also trying to Xclude all poor people and tradespersons from London with a pay-per-mile scam. If there were a God, she would zap him with a thunderbolt as a public service. The lack of one is very telling.
“The lack of riots in London in protest against the Sad Geek is very telling about the sanity of the ludicrosities who live there.” Carew Askew

An investigation may consider looking in to how a Chinese spy managed to swan around restricted areas of the Parliament building unchecked.
   The ‘may' tells you everything you need to know about the competence of the bozos in charge of the administration of the Mother of Parliaments.
Claims that a transister telling people to punch a TERF in the face isn't a hate crime tells you everything you need to know about the bozos in charge of the nation's police farces.
The police have been shamed into sticking some handcuffs on the hate crimer. But, no doubt, he'll get off because he's not a Tory.
“Are the transpicaters really so dim that they can't spot that a bollock-pruning violent nutter is no advert for their dodgy cause?” 01 Thurgussy

Net Zero Alternation
How strange that all the trouble is made by transisters & violent transbros don't make the same number of headlines. Which just confirms that a belligerent bloke in a frock remains stroppy and all the hormones don't convey feminine gentility.

Bier Smarmer is holding secret meetings with the Just Stoppers. Taking lessons in being obnoxious from them?
“Maybe he's giving them lessons on how to be a useless lump that does nothing but get in the way of people trying to do something useful.” Rattler Blodges

The IRA has Sinn Fein apologists. Now, the Just Stoppers have the Labour party bought & paid for.

Wall-to-wall greenwash garbage
You have to wonder about the motives of the bozos running the Scottish & Southern Electricity Networks if they claim that blighting rural Scotland with monstrous pylons is necessary to fight against climate change.
   Making Scotland wall-to-wall pylons would have Net Zero measurable effect on the climate of The Planet, and anyone who claims anything different is a shameless liar, who knows they're lying but doesn't care if there's cash involved.

Oh, joy! NHS consultants are out on strike tomorrow & Friday.
Chauffeurs & gardeners doing proxy picket duty?

Step aside, you Jr. bloody amateurs
Watch & learn how professionals do it

The Useless-led SNP is seeking to grab powers that will let the Scittish government prevent people who don't want monster electricity pylons inflicted on them, and other objectors to similar notions, from being heard. The Humbug approach to democracy sucks!

Q: Will Smarmer Labour be bovvered by the threat from the Untied union to cut back on its £1.5 million annual donations?
A: Not if the party is rattling its begging bowl at the bloke who got £36 million in greenwash subsidies courtesy of the Labour party and expects buckets more if Labour gets into government again.

Off target, no surprise
Sad news for the Just Stoppers. Climate change isn't going to wipe out the yoof of today. According to the t.b. liar Institute for Global Swindlers, kids are eating themselves into an early grave and nothing the Just Stoppers are doing is affecting this.

One deluded Mugger
If Gordon F. Broon thinks he's scoring any virtue points with a charity that takes the credit for handing Amazon returns to the poor, he needs to guess again.
   He's not even denting the BILLIONs of our money that he wasted during 13 years of corrupt new labour rule, when he devastated private pensions and let the banks go bust.
“The capacity for self-delusion seems to be absolutely infinite, where politicians are concerned. No shame, no guilt, not ever.” Moe Hawk

Attention, Putrid the Poisoner
Your former climate advisor, A Chubais, who survived your poisoning attempt, is now living in Glasgow, according to the Sunday Post, Scotland's favourite newspaper.
   Quite why this information has been made public remains unclear.

Church of England abandons religion for pseudo-sociology & rachelist bollocks. How's that going to work out for them? Unless they're resetting as rivals for the Scientologists.

Expensive Crooks
If the Labour gang were just a bunch cheap crooks, we might be able to live with them. But they're not. They grab & waste everything in sight; after they've stuffed their own pockets, of course.

Rule No. 1
When a trade union demands a pay rise for its members, it should be legally obliged to specify who has to take a pay cut to fund it.

Some French nutter chopped a finger off and sent it to President MacRon. Why, and which finger, has yet to be revealed.

A belated rush of good sense?
The Energy Sec., G Shapps, is starting to get the message that piping hydrogen to homes instead of natural gas is criminal insanity. Gas leaks can take out a cluster of houses. A good hydrogen leak could take out whole streets.

“Are Afghan translators being kept out of the UK due to an unfortunate conflation with the transpicaters?” A. Spyring

Going from poverty to schmoverty
Globally, leaving things in the hands of the market economy rather than those of corrupt politicians has reduced the number of people living in Xtreme poverty from 40% of the world's population in 2000 to 8.5% now.
   Something to remember next time the Labour lot are clamouring for total control of everything and give doing their ‘give us all your dosh' routine.
[stat source: the World Bank, Ed.]
“Businesses have a vested interest in economy & efficiency to maximize profit. Politicians fill their own pockets and those of their stooges as their first priority. And if there's nothing left after that for actually doing anything, tough.” Awesome Welles

Not a good day to watch a consultant
in action; Xcept in the private sector

Don’t get ill, don’t try to travel; docs & trains are on strike
Welcome to Mediaeval Revival Britain!
One of the leading instigators of the Sr.Dox strike has at least seven private health companies to choose from to boost his income on strike days, charging 350 quid to 2 grand a pop.
The BMA is trying to confect a convincing 'poor little stinker' scenario for a bloke with a million-quid 'cottage' in a rural area, but it's not having much success given that the average salary plus pension deal a Sr.Doc gets from the NHS is £188K, and there's all the private earnings to pile on.

An exercise in futility
An opinion poll has found that all rainbow virtue flags do now is to serve as a warning that normal people are about to enter a zone full of seriously vexatious bigots. Thanks for the alert, guys!

++ CNN does grovelling apology for using wrong pronoun for exhibitionist bloke in frock ++ Norte Americanos to Naughty Wonk Americans ++
“Was that by using berk instead of berkess?” Worsh Ington

Self-Inflicted Xtinction
The Untie union is encouraging its members to make their jobs vanish by staging holiday season strikes of airport contract staff. Potential holidaymakers are deciding that going abroad is no longer worth the Xpense & hassle, and staying @ home.
   As a result, airports will need fewer staff and they will be able to dispense with shirkers.

A Shimmer from Sherie, our Correspondence Consultant
“The transpicaters have put themselves in the same place as the Just Stoppers. Everyone would be happier if they all Just Dropped Dead.” Capit Olill
“It's amusing to watch the BierBC's presenters fight like rats in a sack to do the biggest dirty on Who Edwards and snipe @ those who didn't stop when he played the mental ‘elf card.” E.D. Wardwho
“Nice to know the crackhead'‘s parents, whom he ordering to stop making stuff up, have taken the Murdoch shilling and can also afford a pricy lawyer now.” Edhoo Ward
“No wonder the ‘populists' in Yourope want to stop the general free-for-all approach to immigration that's so loved by the ludicrous left there, despite the wrecking effect it's having on the whole of the EFU area.” Markan Vendish
“The Church of England is promoting white separation by discouraging white people from having anything to do with other racial groups to spare themselves the abuse they get from the white privilege looneys.” Gopher Broke

TNF: the Edmonton Antlers in Winnipeg
A pick got the Ants close but a pick by the Blue Bombers inside their 10 stopped them.7 minutes in. The BB marched down the field to a TD after 14 minutes, 0-6, the PAT was a bad miss. A FG in the 7th minute of Q2 got the Ants to 3-6. Another in the last minute, 6-all at half time.
   The BB went back ahead with a FG in the 5th minute of Q3. A long bomb pass, 65 yards, pushed the lead to 7-16 after 7 minutes. A long bomb from Cornelius a couple of minutes later got the Ants to 14-16. Cornelius got trapped in his end zone, safety, 14-18. A short FG after 14 minutes, 14-21. Groan! A TD in Q4 extended the BB lead to 14-28, and that's how it ended.

Q: Why were the Jr.Docs on strike for 5 days?
A: So they could do a token couple of hours on a picket line, as demanded by their trade union, and then cop for lunatic locum rates for doing the jobs they were on strike from.

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WEEK 4    Putin the ‘con’ into consultant

 
49 degrees in Romiley!!
Bummer, it's 49 deg.F and it's raining.

We’d have a Farage in our Garage! Bootts up the arse for Cootts! Worra Buncha Lying Bankers!

++ Smarmer Labour rejected in 2 out of 3 July by-elections ++ Tory voters stayed @ home except in Uxbridge ++

++ Smarmer outraged ++ Blames Sad Geek & UseLEZ for failing to win election for Uxbridge seat formerly held by President Boris ++ Smarmer & Snackstabber trying to be t.b. liar Mk. II ++ Which the customers deferably do not want ++
“The Trivials aren't going to form the next government. They're even more clueless than Smarmer, they're just a party of protest, nothing more, especially with Sir Numpty Davey parked in the figurehead position.” N. Viable
“The left have moved from ludicrous to downright evil as their default state.” N. Counter

Regulation RoundUp
Its Principal DoomBugger of the Moment, Flora Clownsburger, has been forced to admit that the BierBC failed to keep inflation above 8% in June.
The BierBC is continuing to push the fairy tale that N. Farage's bank account was closed due to lack of funds rather than because his record as an unwoke, decent bloke clashed with the bank's lack of principles.
The police farce of the Metrolopis has been fined £2 MILLION for persistently & corruptly failing to investigate an axe murder in 1987. The cash will go to the family of the deceased.
The BierBC is continuing to pretend that the results of by-elections are somehow 'crucial' when they are generally just the customers doing something daft because they know it doesn't matter.

Yet another Climate Crisis
The DoomBuggers are trying to get the gullible to panic buy prosecco with a tale that climate change will drive the vines that produce it into Xtinction. Which conveniently ignores the facts that we got along okay before prosecco became ‘essential' and there will be something else equally essential and must-have available as a substitute to keep vendors & consumers happy.

3D presentations are now one with the dinosaurs
More Dimensions! More Dimensions!
We can take you past 4D & 5D to 8D right now!
Romiley Data Realm, 16b Riverside Drive

Today's BIG Question:
As we sit in front of the fire with our noses dripping and a cat at the open back door counting the rain, do we really want to hear how the Mediterranean countries are hogging all the gorbal warmage and not letting us share it?

Nutters Unanimous
49% of the millions below pension age who have opted out of the workforce are claiming to be mental ‘elves and being allowed to get away with it.
They cost the people still working & other taxpayers £94.6 BILLION per year in benefits & lost tax revenue. That's why so many immigrants are being allowed in to the UK—to get people who are prepared to work & who can be milked to pay for the ‘elves.

FNF: the T’ronno Airgoes in Hamilton
A big pass play started a TD drive by the Argonauts, 7-0 in the 4th minute. Defences ruled until the Argos struck again 4 minutes in to Q2, 14-0. A pick-6 by the Argo defence was reduced to a pick by a penalty. Shortish field, on to a TD anyway, no PAT, 20-0.
   The Tiger Cats and their new QB, Taylor Powell, had to make a 3rd & 7 on the way to a FG in the 14th minute. A long kick return set up another to end the half at 20-6.
   The Argos were held to a FG 6 minutes in to Q3, 23-6. The TiCats got close but a penalty put them back to a FG at the start of Q4, 23-9. Powell had to run for a TD himself with 5 minutes left. 23-15. The Argo QB Kelly punched in for a deciding TD with 2 minutes to go. A single from a punt made the final score 31-15.

Princess Kate discovers the challenges of doing the disabled round @ Wimbledon

Q: Does Bier Smarmer know which way the political wind is blowing?
A: If he does, he doesn't care as he just says whatever he thinks people want to hear at any given moment—something he feels entitled to do as a fully signed-up member of the legal trade, politics & Contradictions R Us.

By-elections, let us not forget, are an occasion for the customers to do something daft, knowing it will make bugger all difference to anything. Not that this stops the news meeja and politicians from talking mega-bollux about them.
“It's significant that the Tories held on to Uxbridge, where there was a genuine ishue—UseLEZ. There was nothing similar for Somerset or Yorkshire Tories to shout about.” N. Voy
“Yorkshire, where a 25-year-old know nothing who's never had a proper job got to dip his beak into the public sector trough.” Phi Nance

Favoured Fantasy
Putrid the Poisoner's minions are using lookalikes to create a series of bogus images of the Vagner bloke, Prigozhin, sitting around in his pants in severely reduced circumstances. He is also being cancelled via stories that he was never ever anything to do with the Vagnerites.
   Logical impossibility? Does not compute? Does in the World of Putrid.

Ragout de Fou
The Church of England has been convicted of encouraging rachelism by concerted attacks on people not of colour in CoE schools. Its propaganda includes what has been described as a non-inverted pyramid of piffle about white privilege leading to mass murder.
The nondescript lobby in the snivel service is attempting to inflict the same sort of BS on normal people.
The BierBC has been awarded Total Tosser status by Rude Buggers Unanimous for its constant ordering of viewers to watch something on iPlayer instead of phrasing the command as an invitation or even as information.
Who Edwards to be voted BierBC Personality of the Year as an Act of Sheer Perversity?
The transister nondescript who advocates TERF-punching is back in gaol for violation of parole conditions. The world is amazed that not being a Tory didn't save non.

FUEU Noos
Yourope's move to the political right has left the former UK prime monster t.b. liar in a state of despair. A sloppy, ludicrous left UK would never be invited to dip its beak into the corrupted trough of the EFU in the future. But, of course, like anyone cares about mr. liar.
FUEU ludicrositites cancel Falkland Islands for no apparent reason.
[Other than to try to annoy us, of course. Ed.]

Sat Nite: the RoughRiders in Vancouver
Hammering defence in Q1. A sack in the BC end zone in the 12th minute was cancelled for roughing the passer. The Lions zoomed to scoring range, back-up Evans with a TD pass, 0-7. The Riders punted a couple of minutes in to Q2 but got the ball back from a fumbled return, on to a FG, 3-7. Nothing from a fumble by Evans when sacked by SK.
   Intercepting a bomb pass by Evans in Q3 gave the ball to the Riders after 3 minutes. On to a 44-yard FG, 6-7. One back by BC after 8 minutes, 6-10. BC lost a TD to holding @ 0:00 and eventually kicked a FG in Q4, 6-13. A pick stopped the RR, FG from it, 6-16. Fines picked again by BC. Nowt from it, lots of defence. FG for the Riders with 2 minutes to go, 9-16. One the other way a minute later, 9-19 and there was a sack by BC as the last play of the match.

Damn & blast!
After we've gone to all the trouble of letting our gardens go to wrack & ruin in the name of rewilding, the gurus are now telling us it's bad for wildlife.
   Birds & insects hate the jungles created, and they offer no grub at all between August and March of the following year.

The ADHD industry is spreading its sinister clutches from young boys to young adults right now. It Xpects to be getting its mitts on all age ranges up to pensioners before the 2080s.

The SNP has uncaptured the carbon content in 16 MILLION trees to use the land for heavily subsidised wind farms, which produce electricity only occasionally and rarely when demand is at its highest.
“Labour's climate looney, Edstone Milipede, says a majority of the customers wants clean, cheap electricity from wind farms. But wind farms are not cheap to build or subsidize, and definitely not green. And they are not able to meet the electricity demand when the wind don't blow; or it blows too vigorously. Typical Edstone BS, typical of Smarmer to give him a license to spout it.” S. Timate

Sunday Nite: the RedBlacks in Calgary
The RBs opened the scoring with a FG after 8 minutes. A 54-yard TD pass put the Stamps 3-6 ahead after the PAT try was a bad miss.
   Bang! a pick-6 by the RBs in the last minute of Q1, 10-6. The Stampeders fumbled the ball away at the start of Q2, on to a TD after 2 minutes by the RBs, 17-6. Bang! a 33-yard TD pass play by the Stamps at half-way, 17-13. Crum crunched twice, FG for the RBs, 20-13. One back for the CS, 20-16. And another in the last minute, 20-19.
   A charge from the 1 early in Q3 put the Stamps 20-25 ahead, no +2. A fake FG play failed to give the Stamps 3 yards. The RBs went back ahead with a TD in the 12th minute, +2 by Crum, 28-25.
   The Stamps got a rouge from a punt 4 minutes in to Q4, 28-26. Then they took the lead with a 95-yard TD play! 28-32. A minute & a half left, jump ball in the CS end zone, TD Ottawa! 35-32. Enuff time left for a FG for the Stamps, we gotta tied game!
   Overtime: TD for the Stamps, no +2, 35-41. TD by the RBs, 41-all but +2 for the RBs gave them a 43-41 win. What a great match!

“Typical Labour, having a go at the Tories for scrapping corrupt new labour's junk degrees on behalf of the trade unionists who ‘teach' them, who are also Labour donors.” Mayban Kolliday

Q: Why do the Labour lot hate the Tory MP N. Dorries so much?
A: Because she's from the swamps of Scouseland, she founded & ran a successful business then she went into politics. Which contrasts unfavourably with Smarmer's deputy, Angular Robot (right), who grew up in the swamps of Stockport, near Romiley, did nothing worthwhile and went into politics on the Labour ticket to continue with more of the same.

Today’s Question:
If the swindlers who claim they can talk to the dead are mediums, what are people who talk to the living—rares or well-dones?

Today’s Other Question:
Does anyone really care who reads the BierBC's news of the day, political bias and outright lies off an autocue?

58% of the current population of Britain will end up on one NHS waiting list or another if docs go on permanent strike. The rest will either be too healthy to need the NHS or dead.

Those whom the Gods would destroy . . .
The Stamp Out Poverty crew, a gang of just stoppers, wants to drive London's motorists into poverty by supporting the cosmetic mayor's UseLEZ tax.
CoE, Moslem & Jewish religious leaders, current & former, are also in favour of impoverishing motorists on spurious air quality grounds. Even though university Xperts have shown that UseLEZ doesn't improve air quality, the cosmetic mayor, S.G. K'han't; can't be arsed to see past the over £1 BILLION in fines Xpected to roll in every year when the scam is Xtended to outer London. Cash to waste & give to his mates.
Bier Smarmer both advocates the scam and opposes it limply, as you would Xpect.
The Just Stoppers are making themselves v. popular with their claim that we are all trapped in a giant narzi climate egermency gas chamber. Not.

23 years ago to the day . . .
. . . the French crashed one of their Concorde supersonic airliners near Charles de Gaulle airport by failing to clear the runway of lethal debris, which did terminal damage to the aircraft as it was taking off. And that was the beginning of the end for supersonic passenger travel in the civil aviation sector.

Obfuscate, obfuscate, to the max
The BierBC 'investigation' into who knew what about Who Edwards is Xpected to be dragged on until October or even November in the hope that everyone will have forgotten about the existence of the shambles by then.
   No doubt there will be a similar attempt to long-grass the ishue when the N. Farage campaign gets really rolling against bankers Cootts & NatWest (which owns the rogue) for discussing his personal & private financial details with the BierBC, which is a gross violation of the law as well as Mr. Farage's ‘uman bluddy rights.

The rachelism industry has renewed its assault on cricket, presumably in an attempt to ensure that no white people are allowed to make a living out of it.

Are you taking the right sort of supplement?
Higher Luronic Acid or Lower Luronic Acid?
We have them both
Romiley Essential Pharma, 12d Riverside Drive

Q: When is an apology not an apology?
A: When it's a loada lies from a bankster.

Fatties using drugs instead of willpower are putting the lives of diabetics in danger, the medical trade is warning. They're hoovering up semaglutide and creating a shortage for people who need it to stay alive.

Rabble Scrabble
The Corbynstein lobby of Labour MPs is ignoring the orders of their leader's Monster and faffing about on medical picket lines instead of doing anything useful. [It could be argued that if they're doing nothing, they're not doing something harmful, Ed.]
It is thought that they are hoping that if Jr.Dox get 35% more, Labour MPs can agitate for the same in the interests of equality.

The Putinstani military has lost a guesstimate 250,000 customers, dead or done a bunk, since the assault on Ukraine began.
“Makes the size of our army look a bit of a joke. Or it would if we were going to invade anywhere, which we aren't.” Gorran Natichude

Diagnosis
The problem with banks is that they've closed so many branches that the minions no longer have contact with real people. They just sit at home, hoovering up BS and outright lies from the interweb.

Sherie’s Postbag
“The Trump presidential documents trial not being held until May of next year? So no great sense of urgency involved?” R. Cher
“It's just losers perverting the judicial process because every time Trump's name is mentioned, it reminds them what losers they are.” Ava Nisewan
“How come Cootts Bank isn't being picketed and cancelled because of its slave trade connections? Or is this due to the evil left taking care of its own?” Gol Darnit
“It's really useful for useless Smarmer to have the useless Sad Geek as a fall guy to blame for losing in Uxbridge thanks to his UseLEZ scam. Not that it makes Smarmer any use in the real world.” Cal Chural

Rewards for failure
The Bonk of England is supposed to keep the annual inflation rate @ 2%. It has failed spectacularly to do so, helped by its own programme of printing huge amounts of cash and making it worth less.
   Pay cuts all round? Joke! £25 MILLION in bonuses.

Lost In America**
World renown scientist & sometime Trivials leader Calamity Clegg would have us believe that A.I.s are stoopid rather than dangerous.
   Why? ‘Coz his paymaster, FakeBuk, which gives him a million bucks per year, is hoping to make people think its latest chatbot is harmless and benevolent, and not an advocate of royal assassination.
[** one for Alice Cooper fans, Ed.]

"Waste not, want not" has been cancelled in favour of the more pragmatic & real world "Waste not, want less".

Attention-seekers knicker-twisting too soon
There is some strong evidence that A.I.s are not terrifically smart yet, but that's all down to the deficiencies of the ‘umans who gave them rules rather than a product of the A.I.s thinking for themselves and Xtrapolating.
   Thus newspaper proofreading A.I.s have given us things like supery-achts as an act of rogue hyphenation, and somewhat more recently bus-
ybodies.
   But watch out when they get a sense of the absurd and maybe even one of humour as well.

Is your bank in Cahootts with the evil left?
Switch to the Romiley Fair Trade Bank
We do actually have a branch here!!
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Wee Gordy Broon’s Disease:
   splosh with someone else’s dosh
Scotland's First Meenister, Humbug Useless, is keen to get Scotland lumbered with the 2026 Commonwealth Games.
   Victoria in Australia dumped the project earlier in the year when the cost soared from £1.4 BILLION to over £3 BILLION.
   Mr. Useless's problem is that the Scots will be rampaging in the streets if they get the bill; likely to be over £5 BILLION; and English taxpayers will do the same if the hat is waved in their direction for involuntary donations.

Q: What's a good way for the UK govt. to upset the SNP coalition in Scotlandland?
A: Provide legitimate & truthful counterblasts to SNP lies & propaganda about the independence ishue, which was settled for a generation in 2014.

Lost In America again
The former US president & holder of a million-dollar Nobel Peace Prize for doing; well, bugger all; is rightly called O'Bummer. He's claiming that profoundly misguided right-wingers are behind library book bans when any fule kno that the evil left is responsible for most of the cancel culture everywhere.

CORRECTION:
The UK is not a leader in the field of tackling climate change as this is outwith the competence of our politicians & alleged Xperts everybloodywhere .
   The UK is not causing the perceived problem; increasing the amount of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere; with emissions of 1% of the human global total. Thus everything done here will have Net Zero measurable effect on The Planet's climate.
   And what can the UK do about El Niño rattling his clogs in the Pacific region? Apart from bugger all.
   No, it the UK is a world leader in anything, it is in the field of posturing about changing the climate and nothing more.
“The problem with whoever gets to be our Labour & Tory leaders is they're long on pointless gestures and useless @ doing anything useful.” H.T.S.

Parked permanently!
Dame Rose, boss of Cootts and the NatWest bank, admits lying to the BierBC bloke about Mr. Farage's finances, but she's not quitting her £5 MILLION job voluntarily.
   No way in hell.
“Next stop, a job with the Stasi?” Granda Week
Rose plucked & made to pluck off
Dame Rose, the Farage up-fitter has been booted out of her £5,000K job with the NatWest bank. The BierBC, her co-up-fitter, is outraged that the government got involved, even though it is the chief shareholder in the bank, on our behalf, after bailing it out following the Broon Bust of 2008.
   The BierBC outrage arises solely from the fate of Rose making the BierBC look bad & Xposing its endemic lack of integrity.
“How strange it is that the BierBC is surprised that the government is not amused to find the banking system in the hands of fascist cowboys, who think they are unaccountable to anyone and definitely not to the legal system.” Calum Mitty
“Are we allowed to remind Cootts & NatWest that cancelling customers for their views is what Narzis did to Jews and commies do to everyone?” Cat Aleptic
[ethereal jangling]
The cancel commies @ Lloyds, HSBC & Barclays, like those @ NatWest, have minions trawling the interweb auntie-social meeja bins & published meeja for Xcuses to ditch unwonk customers.
“Something for A.I.s to do so the minions can be sacked to boost the banksters' profit margin?” Beau Napart

Go, Vester! Go Vester! Go, go, go!
Marks & Sparks cites asbestos in the building as one of the reasons for demolishing its shop on Oxford Street in London. Which conveniently ignores the fact that asbestos is safe if left enclosed and not messed with. Such as by demolishing a building and sending it everywhere.
No, Vester, No, Vester
M. Gove, the Leveller Tsar, won't let M&S knock the building down 'coz he thinks doing so would fail to support any transition to a low-carbon future. Which is irrelevant bollocks & total wibble.
“The YouKay's carbon output is 1% of global emissions. We're not causing the perceived problem, which means that anything we do here is the equivalent of sticking a bandage on a finger if you stub your toe. A big Net Zero.” Ram Jam Damn!

The Ellwood Hypothesis:
There is no trouble in Talibanistan because most trouble is caused by women and they are banned by the Talibandits.
[The perils of letting an MP go on a junket abroad. Ed.]

A.I. people will buy!
If you don't recognize someone you've spoken to via a videolink, don't be surprised. Tech giant Mike Roesoft is offering a gadget that will tweak outgoing images to make the old, tired & hung-over look young, vibrant & fresh.

Eyes never on the ball
Thanks to the police giving up on fraud, the rate for this type of crime was up 15% last year.
   Worse, the number of frauds actually committed is 350% of the official police number.

One way to do it
A suburb of Berlin enjoyed a crime-free couple of days as police flooded into the area to investigate reports of a lioness chasing wild boars.
   Back to normal for the crims when the story was debunked. The lioness was really a wild boar and the lion roars reported by frightened residents turned out to be the work of pranksters.

A rare outbreak of good sense
Gulp! The Miss Italy contest organizers have declared that it's for women only and yaa-boo to Holland, which made Miss Netherlands a bloke who had been done over to look like a not terribly good-looking woman.
   The mob which is doing its best to cancel women for perverse reasons is outraged. Shame!

'Coz of gorbal warmage, Europeon nutters are starting more wildfires during dry periods.

Does a bloke who was busted after stealing 200,000 Creme Eggs feel 'genuine remorse', as his brief claimed in court? Sick as a parrot about being caught. That's more like it.

A 4-week wait to see your doctor is doing wonders for the leisure time of the medical trade now that the customers are realizing that it's not worth trying to make an appointment with a GP as by the time the date of the appointment comes round, they'll be either better or dead.

Sherie’s Back
“Can't wait to see the SNP Christmas Show—Burney & Pete & their Amazing Vanishing Cash!” N. Vee
“Can we really rely on wonk diversifiers @ the top of the Armed Services recruiting enuff transisters & pussy cat identifiers to face down Xploding Islamists or crazed commies?” Harry Solid
“The Cootts person & the BierBC business editor deserve a fair trial—but on the same basis as the one they gave to Mr. Farage. Thus we're entitled to assume they're guilty parties, who cheerfully stitched up Mr. Farage between slurps @ a charity beanfeast and it's up to them to establish innocence—with us as the judge, jury & executioner who sacks them.” Len Curious
“331 years of assumed integrity flushed for sure right down the BierBC sewer.” N. Uclear
“Anyone surprised that Smarmer isn't taking a pop @ the BierBC's ludicrous Robinson et al for helping his lot to lose the Uxbridge by-election by leaping on the Sadgeek's UseLEZ scam bandwagon?” Y. Pout

Yet another egermency
The country is facing a desperate shortage of fire persons if the wreckers get to drive proper cars into Xtinction. Electric car fires are generally severe and brigades are sending 2 crews to tackle them as a matter of routine.
   So lotz more electrics on the road is not a cheerful thought for anyone waiting to have their blazing home put out.

It rather takes the gloss off things when you're sitting watching BBC bods doing a tribute to one of their own after his early demise and you realize you've never watched his TV shows, you don't consider him a voice of authority and a person of great presence, and you wouldn't have known who he was if you'd ever been in a lift together.

Gob open, brain switched off; for both of them
Labour Xhibitionist Corporal Underpants has been forced to apologize for endorsing a 'documentary' made by a notorious Remoaner, which claims that President Boris didn't nearly die from a dose of the Chinese plague.
   The BierBC's gobnarzi is also having to do the same. They both claim they were duped.
   Translation: They were so eager to help a nasty bastard slag off President Boris that they didn't bother to check up on what they were putting their names to. Which would have taken all of 3 minutes on the interweb, a leading libel lawyer reckons.

A professor @ Newcastle U. reckons that an electric vehicle battery pack in thermal runaway can produce shrapnel and rocket-like flames tens of metres long. Not something you'd want to be in the way of!

“No surprise that the Bar Council is behaving like any other trade union; e.g. the doctors' union; over the malpractices by greedy asylum lawyers Xposed in the Daily Mail. They're all in the Labour party club and as anti-Britisch as you can get.” Beau Tox

WEEK 5    Putin the ‘git’ into agitate again

 
“Things can't be too terrible on Rhodes if the BierBC's & other correspondents are swanning casually around, taking in all the sights, with bonfires in the background.” Tom E. Hokk

Not Xactly all her own work
The world is not short of mugs with money if paint sploshed on a canvas by a pet pig can be unloaded on the mugs at £20K a pop.
   A pig does not see the same range of colours as a human and needs the owner to give her a brush loaded with what the owner considers to be the right colour. The owner also has to decide when the pig has done enough daubing as she would keep on sploshing until either the canvas is completely covered or she is bored and/or hungry.
“Is it the pig's art if the owner decides which colours go on the brush and when enuff of each colour has been applied? A simple machine that wags a brush about could do the same job cheaper. An A.I. virtual pig!” P. I. Casso

We’d probably all drop dead of shock if they ever got it right
The International Monetary Fund has phuckt up another forecast of the UK's expected economic performance. SNAFU.

The under new management Twatter is ditching the original blue bird symbol in favour of an X when Marsman Musk can find a suitable design

Today’s Thought:
"When the running dog arrives @ our door, we keep it closed."
A cute saying to unload on the Chinese with their spy-tech and spy people.

Good sense doesn’t actually come in to it
GPs, who claim to be intolerably overworked, are planning to take anything from one day to a week off as part of the medical trade's programme of strikes for dosh.
Which will just increase the backlog workload and pressure on GPs?
Well, yes.
And not be terribly helpful?
Well, yes. But that's not the point.
The virtue points our Chancellor & sometime Health Sec. Hunt the Stunt was hoping to gain from his cancer tales have been drowned by a flood of complaints from would-be customers in the same boat, who can't get an appointment and treatment as rapid as his due to all the strikes.

FNF: the TigerCats in the nation’s capital
It's been chucking it down with rain; situation normal for Ottawa. The RedBlacks stopped a promising TC opener with a pick; and got a FG from it. The Cats to the RB 5, TD, no PAT, 6-3. Lots of defence into Q2. Nearly a TD for the Cats with a minute left, just a FG, 9-3. Sack, sack, punt, pick! A FG for the RBs to close the half @ 9-6.
   A pick stopped the RB opener in Q3 but they levelled the scores @ 9-all after 6 minutes. The Cats had to drive away from their goal line as Q3 ran out. A pick was fumbled in the last seconds, still TC ball! Locksley had time to dive into the end zone @ 0:00, 16-9.
   The RBs were held to a FG 7 minutes in to Q4, 16-12. Another pick by the RBs stopped the Cats. Nowt from it. Another pick of a tipped pass! The RBs got to the TC 4, and no further.

Benefits Xist
Gorbal warmage, given such a bad name by the crooks making cash out of green scams related to it, is a Good Thing for roads. A main cause of potholes is water freezing & Xpanding in cracks to make them worse. No freezes, slower road surface deterioration. Until lotz of heavyweight EVs start battering roads to bitz @ an increased rate.

Everything All The Time
A Bank of X is also going to be on offer from Marsman Musk. His aim seems to be to take over everything to do with the interweb; chat, banking, searches, compiling lists of libels & other duff information for sinister purposes, ect. If he gets his way, the likes of Gooble will just wither away.

Trans-world
The witch hunt confected by transpicaters with imagined grievances against the head of the Equalities & ‘Uman bluddy Rights Commission confirms that within this body's ranks, neither equality nor rights Xists. Get the pruning shears out!

Dave the Leader knew getting rid of the green crap was a Good Thing. Shame his successors didn't/don't.
[voice in the wilderness music]

When Sadgeek K'han't was made cosmetic mayor of London, his fans bigged up the fact that he was the first Moslem in the job. Shame they littled down the fact that he's totally useless.

Esso petrol 141.9p/litre
Esso diesel 144.9p/litre
The rip is going in the direction of off again in Romiley.

Cynicism is the only response
What will an ‘investigation' into what one group of foreigners (Germans) did to another group of foreigners (Soviet Union prisoners) on Britisch territory (Channel Island Alderney) captured by the first group of foreigners actually prove?
   In the present climate, one gets the feeling that it's all directed @ dumping the blame on the Britisch ahead of demands for buckets of compenbloodysation and loadsa dosh for the legal trade.
   As for the actions of the Britisch administrators on other captured islands, they had a simple choice—do what they were told to do or be wiped out. And if people think they did too good a job for the visiting Germans, that's the routine snivel service burrocrap for you.

SNF 1: the RoughRiders in T’ronno
A FG for the Argonauts to get things going. Then they returned a punt for a TD, 0-10. A dose of Harris on the ground, FG, 0-13. A pick in 9th minute of Q2 went to another TA TD, +2, 0-21. The Riders got close in the last couple of minutes but lost the ball inches from the goal line.
   A FG for the Riders in the 10th minute of Q3, 3-21. The Riders were kept out of the end zone at the end of the quarter. They managed another FG for 6-21 in Q4. One back for the Argos in the 11th minute. A 57-yard pick-6 put the Argos 6-31 ahead. With 2 minutes left, Bane gave the Riders a much needed TD but only 13-31 final.

The national grid can't provide enuff power to let chargers for EVs be activated @ service stations on major motorways. Yet more green crap that was inflicted on an unwilling nation but which can't be delivered.
The red light for motorists @ pedestrian crossings is to burn for 20% longer to allow oldies & fatties more time to stagger across the nation's roads.
68% of the people administering Botox injections are not doctors, which Xplains the prevalence of waxwork stares.
++ BierBC wonk N. Robinson outed as a legsbian ++
++ 40 bent briefs doing asylum swindles they know about ++ Iceberg tip time? ++

Uncritical rachelism theory
The evil left is woking hard to create black-only schools from which white children can be Xcluded on pain of harassment & arrest. Xcept when they are required to do a meaningless apology for being not of colour.

The health industry is on course for 9.1 million customers living with a major illness by 2040. All due to those pesky customers living longer & getting fatter.

SNF 2: The BC Lions in Edmonton
The Lions started things with a FG drive. They were back for another in the last minute of Q1, 6-0. Lotz of defence, lots of sackage to a BC TD after 10 minutes of Q2, 13-0. Another FG to close the half at 16-0.
   Another TD for BC 5 minutes in to Q3 and a punt went for a rouge in the last minute, 24-0. The Antlers defence took the ball into the BC end zone in Q4, no cigar. A FG from BC in the last minute made the shut-oat 27-0.

How desperate do you have to be for attention:
1. to claim that a weird rock formation on Mars could maybe perhaps be the result of an alien spaceship crashing there?
2. to press the outrage button over a Channel 4 spoof about people donating bitz of their body to be used for creating laboratory-grown human flesh in what was obviously a mockumentary?

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Levelling Down
GPs are to be rewarded with a 50% pay cut to reflect their severely reduced workload, which is currently less than one-half of that of the previous generation.
   They will be given the chance to top up their wages, however, if they offer home visits, evening surgeries, night calls for emergencies, etc.

Homicidal staff cost the NHS £27,000,000,000 paid out via compensation claims to people damaged by them last year.

All talk, no action
"Activists have to be where the harm is being done," one of the leaders of the Swedish eco-Grotter yobs claims about their gorbal warmage egermency. No sign of queues round the block @ the Chinese, Indian & other embassies in search of a visa, however.

All lies, no truth
"King Charles getting 45% pay rise!" screamed the evil left. Which is a black lie. He's getting a pay cut to 12% of the income from the Crown Estate instead of 25%. And it's not a sub from the taxpayer, who gets the other 88% of that income.

The technology to replace oil & gas won't be there in 2040, never mind 2030. But are the politicians bovvered? No sign of it. The only climate crisis is the amount of dosh going to fraudsters who are achieving nothing.
   If the world stops working, that's 100% down to its boneheaded politicians.

White people are now perceived as a global minority, which is entitled to be persecuted by the global majority of others, we are being told.
Translation: Give us our compenbloodysation & do it Right Now! Or we'll yell the bluddy roof orf!

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Labour's Chancellor wannabe, R. Reeves (female) thinks the departed NatWest boss Dame Rose (female) should have got a 'get out of gaol free' card ‘coz she's female. How Biery of her.

Sunday Nite: the Stampeders in Montreal on a beautiful day for a battle of the boots
A 50-yard FG from Paredes open the scoring. The Albertines replied with a chip shot and went ahead with another after 11 minutes, 3-6. Some battering by Stanback took the Als to a FG missed for a single one minute into Q2, 3-7. The Stamps were stopped by a pick-6, the PAT missed, 3-13. The Stamps got to the red zone but were held to a FG in the 13th minute, 6-13. FG for the Als, another long one from Paredes, 9-16 at half time..
   Another FG in the 6th minute of Q3, 12-16. DPI helped the Als to a FG, one back for the Stamps, 15-19. Another FG from the Als early in Q4, 15-22. One by the Stamps in the 11th minute, 18-22. Bad snap but still a FG for the Als, 18-25. A pick @ 1:27 left stopped the Stamps. They had a short field after a good punt return, 3rd & 3, TD or bust; bust.

Myth of the Month:
Cootts & NatWest have high internal standards & they are not totally nasty bastards.
++ Bloke who was Cootts' CEO gets bullet ++ £5M for NatWest CEO Rose from Rewards for Failure Dept. ++

The End of the World is nigh due to massive & uncontrollable gorbal warmage, according to the ludicrosities @ the UN & theGrauniad. Or not if they get lotz of other people's dosh.
“Britain needs to become the global hub for air-conditioning equipment manufacture and enjoy the rosy future we're entitled to.” Beau Nher

King's College, London, is now a university to avoid. Its bosses are taking it down the woke, anti-white highway to hell & ignoring legality, decency & honesty.
The college is committed to supporting free speech & ‘creating an inclusive environment where all voices are heard.' Apart from the ones coming from people with a criminally white skin, of course.

Q: Is scanning the irises of millions of human eyes going to offer proof positive that some presence online is not a robot?
A: Like those cunning A.I.s won't be able to beat the system with ease.
Q: Who 'undermines the rule of law'?
A: The Labour party & the Bar Council with their claims that there is nothing wrong with perverting the asylum system to increase the wealth of the legal trade.

“The latest MP (Labour) is a 25-year-old who has never had a proper job and knows nuffink about nuffink from direct Xperience. Is this refreshing if the new MPs with the same qualifications are usually a decade or so older?” V. Anncoover
[No doubt Bier Smarmer is grateful for all the lobby fodder he can get. Ed.]
“Kno-nothing lobby fodder? Sounds like the CV of most MPs so the kid will be right @ home.” Cal Ifornia
“No late-nite sittings for him. His mother won't let him stay out after 10 p.m.” V. Pornover
“Our new shadow minister for encouraging Just Stoppers & donations to his party?” Phil A. Ment

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