“Honesty, integrity & truth matter only in politics other than those of the Labour party.”—Bier Smarmer

Diversity is not our greatest strength. On the contrary, it has been Xposed as a load of vexatious crap by the Xperts. But anyone with more than one working brain cell has known this for ages.

Today’s Question:
Angular Two Homes Robot—just a scumbag or actually a scumdumpster? And an even bigger hippocrite than Bier Smarmer?
   Who's the scum now?

Today’s Science Question:
Is it possible to have seasons on Mars, where there are no seas?

Apparently, the ludicrous Left have been nominating Greenarse Grotter for a Nobel Prize every year since 2019. Still no luck, though.

Four years ago, BMW came up with an electric car with a sound system to make variable strength Brrrm! Brrrm! noises to give the driver an idea of the speed.
   Doesn't seem to have caught on, though, as far as giving pedestrians a warning of an approaching EV.

Olive oil is in danger of going Xtinct due to gorbal warmage (allegedly). Production costs are up, yield is down & prices are @ ludicrous levels. Worse, former punters are going for substitutes & sticking with them.

Sherie Marches Back . . .
“The far-Left must be really desperate for something to twit the Snackstabber about if they have to keep going on about his shoes. Is he really that flawless otherwise?” Logan Borg
“Of course, the Deep State communists are claiming their gang doesn't exist. Why would they do otherwise and sabotage a vested interest by tipping themselves off the gravy train?” Verdig Reese
“There are too many cases of snivel servants making spurious complaints about bullying when ministers won't accept their Xcuses for doing what the Deep State commies say, not the government. Case made laughably easily.” Ken Single

Critical overdose of claptrap
The ECHR's criminally stoopid march into the realm of gorbal warmage fraud is a product of critical law theory, an Xpert has revealed.
   Critical race theory is all about abolishing white people & their values and transferring all of their rights to minorities, no matter how vexatious and no matter how criminal. Similarly, those behind critical law theory seek to abolish all sense from the legal world and let idiots & criminals take over.
“They also wish to abolish responsibilities & duties in favour of bogus rights concocted by the grasping legal trade & self-interested gangs of activists, scroungers and plain idiots.” Merse I. Less

Something to ponder on:
Only the Scottish Tories have opposed the Humbug Hate Law. Labour & the Trivials are okay with it, and the Greens are part of the Humbug coalition.
   Even the legal trade in Scotland thinks the Humbug Hate Law is unworkable & just gesture politics. That's how bad it is.
   The Quote of Quotes: Scotland has become a banana republic with nae bananas.

Are they naturally like this or do they have to work on it?
Talking about idiots, the Welsh apology for a government has ruled that making people work four whole days a week is . . . raycist! And not an abuse of taxpayers, who are Xpected to cough up five days' wages for the four days actually worked.
“That's the apology for a government in Wales where everything in the public sector is worse than the corresponding item in England.” X. Pectorate

Traffic congestion in London is worse now than it was 5 years ago, when the Sadgeek of a cosmetic mayor imposed his UseLEZ cash-milking scam . . . to reduce traffic congestion.

Scottish Crime writer V. McDermid would have us believe that Wee Burney Sturgeon is in the dustbin of history not because she was UseLEZ in the job of First Meenister of Scotland but because of . . . misogyny!
   Well, Val does specialize in fiction . . .
“And she also specializes in rewriting history to make all the women heroes, who were done down/in by men rather than by their own flaws. A 'not me, Govess' approach.” K. Andid

Where’s some honesty?
The chief constable of Greater Manchester has a severe problem. He is seen as an honest and able copper. But he has the A. Two Homes Robot problem. Should another force investigate where she lived to counter charges of local bias to Labour? Or is there a national police bias in that direction?
   Lest we forget, Bier Smarmer was allowed to get away with boozing shamelessly at public meetings with strangers during lock-in when Tories were fined for nothing much involving people they worked with.

WEEK 3    Putin the ‘minus’ into minuscule

 
Today’s Question:
If the Tory party is seen as too left-wing, why is that an incentive to put a Labour government in its place? Something which will be even more left-wing as it will be in the pockets of the trade unions?

President Creaky Joe confirms that American support for Israel remains ironical.
“That wasn't a serious attack by Iran. It was just at the level of yaa-boo, see what we can do!” T. Redmill

Thames Water is unable to pay fines for polluting the enviromint 'coz it is having to pay BILLIONs to consultants for alibis.
The Royal Mail & the Post Office are claiming that all the 'fake' stamps came from China. The customers are claiming that the Royal Mail scanners are as defective as the Post Office's Horizon bogus accounting program.
75% of UK-resident Moslems don't think the Hamas perpetrated any atrocities on Israelis last October, despite the convictions in the Court of Popular Opinion.
Labour is planning to twaternize bus services as a favour to the unions, which will be Xpected to be suitably financially grateful in the direction of Labour's coffers.
The far-Left in Scotland & elsewhere are trying to pretend that the tens of thousands of frivolous complaints landing on Polis Scotland are all from right-wing activists, who are taking revenge for all the anti-white claptrap hurled by the far-Left & sexual deviants.

Today’s Other Question:
Is there a Creepiest Person in the World Award available to the oldest person who claims they sleep naked?

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It’s all the fashion now
The Olympic Games is transitioning in Paris this year. It will change from amateur to professional for the top bods.

Dominic Lawson, journalist, doesn't Xpect ignorance to be the quality associated with the person who chairs the Commons Foreign Affairs committee**.
   Where has he been hiding? Iggorance seems to be the only quality you can rely on the current supply of Westmonster Wonders having in superabundance.
[**A. Kearns, Cons., 36, Ed.]

Ayatollah Bunchacommies declares drone attack on Israel a stonking great success. $157 MILLION Xpended on anti-missle missles to shoot down drones which cost Iran $371,000 to build & deploy.
“Was that consulate bombing in Syria Net&Yahoo starting a second front as part of his plan for staying out of court on corruption charges?” S. Crubs M.D.
“An even smarter move would have been to let the Israelis see the drones coming for an hour or so, get into a panic, only for the Iranians to park them a mile inside their own territory as a clear message that they could do it all over again and they might not stop the next time.” Dr. Acula

The world holds its breath over what Israel will do next? Sheer claptrap. There's a world of difference between blasting a few thousand terrorists and tens of thousands incidental Palestinians in a small enclave and going up against an entire nation of terrorists with lots of friends.
   And Net&Yahoo knows it.
   Just enuff retaliation to keep him out of court on corruption charges and no more will be the order of the day.

Dear Met Office:
Thank you for yesterday's sample of your Yellow Weather. But it's rubbish. What else do you have on offer?

“Why is the SnackStabber poking his nose into Israel's spat with Iran? Any Xcuse not to get on with tackling ishues that matter to the people paying his wages. Not that the Labour lot are any different.” Carl Isle
“The eyes of the world are on Israel? Apart from those in China, Putinstan, South America, most of Africa, ect., ect.” Peter Rout

Political Rumour: The Remoaners are trying to bribe Smarmer's Chancellor wannabe, R. Reeves, into fronting a second Brexit referendum by piling on the political donations.

The Trump trial is New York is being dismissed as a crude Democrap distranction from the Biden family's dodgy antics.
Everyone should now have paid their thieving bastard, +5% Council Tax donation for April.
Israel to be nuked to prevent Net&Yahoo starting World War III?
Labour reaffirms solidarity with Iran as part of its anti-Britisch agenda.
What are the stoopid gits in charge of the NHS wasting our money on now? Designs for 21 bloody gender flags. Arse!

Wee Streeting for President?
Labour's minute shadow minister has a cunning plan. Backing the Cass findings on the transpication industry and now choosing not to believe that a bloke becomes female just by saying he is have won him a lot of support in the ranks of sensible people.
[Well, ones who are willing to overlook his position in Labour's ranks, Ed.]
   Sadly, they are still vastly outnumbered by the nutters who will go with any daft idea to be part of a ‘community', no matter how bozoid.
Wee Streeting has been accused of leading the Labour party's lengthy intimidation campaign against those who challenged the validity of transpication, which confirms that his current U-ey is just politics & nothing to do with truth, decency & the Britisch way, and he's likely to switch again if it proves convenient for him. Something which he is not denying.

Today's Question:
If the 'tax advice' you wave about is based on lies about where you were living, how much is it actually worth?

Who asked you to, bozos?
Changing our national flag's colours is being done in the name of refreshing the colour palette into something flexible & ownable?
   What total bollocks.
   Can you imagine how much blood would hit the gutters if the flag nutters tried to do that to the flag of Palestine or Iran?

International child abuse? And abuse of adults, too
Surprise! All the rumbling about gender has come from spivs @ the black heart of it, who are making money out of transpication. An in-depth probe has found that there is as much science involved as you get in the gorbal warmage crap that comes out of the United Nations, the annual COP-Out circuses, etc.
The gender ishue is being presented as a replay of the NHS's contaminated blood scandal. Thus it will require its own public inquiry lasting a decade or so at a cost of BILLIONs. And, of course, all the guilty parties will get away with it after copping for the usual pay-offs.

Q: You fire 320 drones & missles @ an enemy but no one is killed & not much damage done, but even so, you claim a HUGE victory. What does that prove?
A: As weapons of war, your missles & drones suck. And so does your propaganda machine.

Tokenism thrives . . .
The regime in Chechnya is fitting speedometers to all musical instruments & music systems to prevent any tune from being played at faster than 116 beats per minute.
   This is a counterblast to Western rave music, which upsets communist dicktaters, and also Russian military music, which upsets Chechens.

1.84 MILLION Moslems in the UK are Pal Pals and supporters of the Hamas.

There are definitely too many people on The Planet if some are upset by the sound of an actor eating an orange on stage when they are in a theatre audience.

Today's Question:
Will Bier Smarmer ever rubber-stamp government decisions or is he doomed always to rubbish stamp everything he touches?

Copying ain’t just for cats!
Interestingly, political commentaters have started using speedometers on politicians to find out how guilty their response to a question is. The faster they change the subject, the guiltier they are.
Bier Smarmer holds the current Switcheroony Record thanks to questions about A. Robot's gaming the system for fun & profit with her Two Homes.
“For sure, A. Robot is no Nadine Dorries, who's an actual achiever from a humble beginning.” Dar Korder

Muppet & Moron Screening
Q: Is it a good idea for Reform UK to tell election candidates not to put garbage on internet libel lounges when drunk?
A: As it seems to be a great way to weed out the nutters, it's a terrible idea.

Even more screening
If Labour's Chancellor wannabe, R. Reeves, thinks we can pay for the NHS by clobbering tax dodgers, but Bier Smarmer orders her to give A. Two Homes Robot a free pass, how much confidence will that leave for Reeves, the enforcer?
[hint: an amount greater than none will be laughed at. Ed]

Wee Streeting backs sending the police in to stop anyone who isn't spouting far-Left garbage from holding a political meeting. No one surprised.
This is an attitude shared by the far-Left mayor of Brussels, who set the cops on a Conservative meeting there.

“Why is Bier Smarmer suddenly committed to our nation's defences? Worried that Putin the Poisoner will shove him in a gulag after the take-over instead of letting him Klingon as a figurehead?” Chute Green

Comparison of Odium:
Mr. 'Toe' Wragg, ex-Tory, is now seen as the Gollum of the House of Common Criminals.

The headbangers @ Cambridge U. want to stop fishing stocks dwindling by making the naked clam (a slimy, white mollusc found in submerged, rotting timbers) a compulsory replacement accompaniment for chips & mushy peas.
   We could wish them good luck with that, but we won't.
[How come you never get a decent meteor strike where & when you need one? Ed.]
Headbanger, attention-seeking celebs are shelling out 600 bucks for pairs of jeans which make the wearer look like she's been rolling around in mud and just kept the jeans on instead of giving them a wash.

The infants of Gen-Z are refusing to mind their Ps & Qs on the grounds that the custom is unfair to the other letters of the alphabet.

Following the triumph of its attack on the Israeli murdering military, the Iranian government is now hoping that Israel will move on . . . to putting its prime minister in court on corruption charges.

Is the SnackStabber's escalating smoking ban just a Nazi car park? Not if there is a free vote on it, no matter what the far-Left claim.
[Anyone who knows what that comparison is all about is invited to zoom a PC to the usual address. Preferably not adorned with a Chinese fake stamp! Ed.]
“How can the Snackstabber be on the receiving end of a rebellion over his smoking Bill if there's a free vote on it? BS journalism at its worst.” Disgr Untled

Polis Scotland will take no Humbug Hate Crime action if someone tries to lodge a complaint about a swastika superimposed on a hexatwine but the complainant turns out not to be 100% Jewish.
   The presumption is that the PS Mounties will just treat the symbol as a cute bit of graphic design unless they are booted into action by sufficient public ire.
“Not something we have been told about; that only those specifically aimed @ can report a Humbug Hate Crime. Jews, homosexuals, transpicaters, red-heads, killers, paedophiles, Rangers fans, etc. Weird!” Dosvi Peruka

Q: Are we impressed by a claim that A. Robot has actually done something for a constituent, which is her job, a couple of times?
A: As it was probably a minion who did the actual work, not even a little bit.

Interesting reaction from NHS England to the interim Cass Report on the way the handling transpication has been abused. It amounts to "thanks very much for grotting all over what we do just because it's based on wonky science and giving in to pressure from vested interests".
   In other words, right between their eyes and they know it!
“The Cass interim findings confirm that evil people do evil things, and there are more than enuff of them around to let evil flourish.” Ban Kollidy

Angular "Two Homes" Robot would like it to be known that she would be delighted to show everyone her tax advice but the dog ate it.

The Chinese government is believed to be looking for ways to blame the CoCO19 Chinese plague pandemic on Angular Robot.
“When will Smarmer's true part in the Robot scandal be revealed?” P.R. Efix

The Europeon Circus of Hopeless Rejects (ECHR) has made itself an even bigger laughing stock than usual by getting involved in the not-so-great global warming fraud with as ludicrous decree on what governments with no power to do so should be doing to modify the climate of The Planet.

What we do in the UK doesn't control the climate of The Planet. That is an actual scientific fact. Which means that if the legal trade decides to imitate the ECHR and help people to sue the government for not changing the climate of The Planet, then they are climate criminals and need to be deported to Rwanda.

Posh fruit drinks contain 67% to 93% of grossly overpriced apple juice. If people are actually buying them, so much for any costa living crisis.

Today’s Word: Translate
Decide on your death bed that not having your plumbing rebuilt was a mistake. [or vice versa? Ed]

Never do owt useful?
Labour- & Trivial-run councils will waste the cash bonus allocated by the government from the reduced H2S budget to pothole repairs on anything other than filling potholes, a survey has found. No one surprised by this perversion of duty.

WEEK 1    Putin the ‘mental’ into ornamental

 
Boat Race winners were unable to dunk their cox in the river after being told to avoid all direct contact with the water due to the dangerously high levels of E.coli bacteria, which were dumped into the Thames in sewage discharges by Thames Water.
The Met actually managed to bust 4 scumbsags, who were hoping to disrupt Boat Race Day events.

Snoflakes, the Xperts assure us, are unable to handle clocks springing forward @ the end of March and they are plunging into depression. Or pretending to do so as an Xcuse for a skive.

The state of Israel is in a state of fear & trembling. Greenarse Grotter has signed up to the cause of the Hamas & joined in the 'Slag Off Net&Yahooland' campaign.
The SNP is working hard to make assisted suicide compulsory north of the border.
Use of the term 'mental health' has been banned on the grounds that it discriminates unfairly against the male of the species.
++ 'Labour will level up better than the Tories' claimed by Bier Smarmer ++ Rest drowned out by loud laughter ++ Down is the only direction Labour knows, sez Tory spokes ++
UN to haul Net&Yahoo into International Criminal Court on war crimes charges after he's been done in Israel on corruption charges.
Lloyds Bank, owner of the firm Scottish Widows, is trying to cancel the word widows because it's all about death, which is what the climate criminals are insisting everyone else is inflicting on their planet in multiple ways.
[Anyone looking for sense here should move on as there is none where wonk culture is concerned. Ed.]
Watch this space.

Climate Criminals strike again
Home insurance premiums will soar when Ofgem approves dynamic pricing & lets power companies charge more @ peak times.
   This is Xpected to encourage customers to run dodgy washing machines, etc., @ night, even though this is against safely advice, and increase the severity of domestic fires & the damage caused.
A spokes for the National Association of Fire Brigades warned that they will be unable to cope without major investment and pay rises.

Slump McGump!
Easter egg sales are in a huge decline following manufacturers charging more for smaller eggs. The punters are refusing to be mugs.
“You can get 200 gms of chocolate from our local Aldi for 90p. Okay, it's flat, not egg-shaped, but it tastes just the same in your mouth.” Bill Ding

Intelligence not on the list of job requirements?
Airline passengers are not allowed to have in their hand luggage, containers with a liquid content of more than 100 ml, although multiple containers are okay. This is to make life tough for Islamist suicide bombers.
   Which leaves us wondering how much sense there is in the geniuses in charge of Heathrow airport banning creme eggs, which contain 40 ml of liquid at their centre.

BierBC TV presenter Munch Hetty has been unable to afford pyjamas since she was a teenager. A nation gasps in horror at the shock of it!
Labour MPs will be demanding a pay rise if their party's assault on private schools forces them to raise their fees.
Angular Robot to be put in charge of failed Thames Water to prevent a 40% rise in bills for the customers?
Anti-UseLEZ campaigners in London are getting really cute in support of their cause. Such as by putting bat boxes on poles used for UseLEZ cameras. Bats are a protected species and it is illegal to mess about with their boxes, even if unoccupied.

Esso petrol 147.9p/litre in Romiley.
Esso diesel 154.9p/litre.
Petrol still leaping up.

Looney Tunes playing again
The UFN, which sends refugees to Rwanda, has ordered the SnackStabber not to do it 'coz Rwanda ain't a safe haven for bogus asylum seekers.
   Does this make sense? Or is Xpecting sense from the brain-dead political stooges @ the Untied Freakin' Nations a lost cause?
[clue: the answer to that is 'yes'. Ed.]

"The government is planning to criminalize Rasputin."
   That's what the announcer on the BierBC news programme seemed to say. And as it was delivered on April Fool's Day, we decided to let it go at that. Knowing that any sort of Xplanation would be a total let-down.

Politics Xplained: State of Emergency
Something politicians declare when they have nothing to offer that's of any use to the customers, e.g. Wee Burney Sturgeon's climate emergency in Scotland.

In Australia, a cup-winning women's football team can include 6 blokes who are pretending to be female. And they call this sport? Arse!

Q: What's the Kiss of Death for a floundering political spiv?
A: Bier Smarmer saying he believes everything she says even though he hasn't seen the case papers.
Q: Are the general public thick if they claim that the government ain't spending enuff on the NHS?
A: They must be if they can't grasp the simple fact that the far-Left morons put in charge of the Notional Health Service by the moronic government are wasting BILLIONs on irrelevant claptrap like diversity bollocks & stupid questionnaires for NHS staff demanding to know if they're pergosex, or something similar.
[Allosexual was one of the invented categories, which sounds like attraction of an Allosaurus dinosaur. And greysexual, which is presumably attraction to either grey aliens or burrocrats in a grey suit. Ed.]
“It certainly underlines the waste of money involved if the weirdos doing an unauthorized survey to find out how much support there is for their deviation have to provide a paragraph of explanation for their deviational categories.” Selon Mange

Buck Passing
The judge who granted asylum to the chemical attacker A. Ezedi is claiming he knew Ezedi was dodgy but he took the word of a Baptist minister that he was a good Christain as reliable.
   The Baptist Church is writing the Reverend R. Merrin off as retired & nowt to do with them no more.
   Who can the Rev dump on in his turn? Difficult to know as he's in an on-going 'no comment' situation.

Israel took 2 weeks to reduce the biggest hospital in Gaza City to a pile of rubble, and left the locals to dig a huge number of bodies out of the wreckage.
Loss of the hospital and medical staff will multiply the casualty figures greatly.
32,000 Palestinians now killed by Israel in Gaza.

Labour councillors who resign from the party because its leadership refuses to yell pointless slogans about a ceasefire in Gaza are no loss to their local communities if they are refusing to do the jobs they're being paid for, such as getting potholes filled and not twatting about with woke stuff that wastes money

Bam to the power of Boozle
Boggo Rollo Bandits are swindling mugs with claims that adding bamboo makes their product planet-saving. Which is complete claptrap if the bamboo content is a mere 2½%
The spivs are complaining that they've been done over by suppliers in China.

More bam
'a man forced to eat his own ear passes without comment', complained a journalist. Really?
   Maybe he could tell us why he hasn't been paying attention and he's willing to ignore all the meeja Xposure about the alleged torture the Moscow Mob inflicted on the concert massacre Islamist terrorists.

Today’s Initials: BOHICA—Bend Over, Here It Comes Again!
Taiwan has had its strongest earthquake since 1999. It was R7.4, it struck at 07:58 local time on 03/04/2024 and the epicentre was 11 miles to the south-southwest of Hualien City in the country of the same name. Just a dozen or so dead and 1,500 injured as the main force of the quake was out in the wilds. But a 10-storey building in the city was left leaning at a perious angle, to the delight of news media.

Seven aid workers, including 3 Brits, have been killed by the Israeli Death Force in Gaza. Charity work has had to be halted there on safety grounds.
Humbug Useless fails to get author & icon J.K. Rowling busted using his idiotic hate crime law.
Oxford University has banned Tory politicians from being candidates for the job of Chancellor.
If one single drop of rain is Xpected in any 24-hour period, the BierBC crApp will show a rain icon for the day's weather and outrage holiday resorts.
Bier Smarmer is planning to make building of housing estates on flood plains mandatory.

Sherie with another theme
“Don't you just love it when a politician's name becomes a hostage to fortune? Such as a Home Sec. called Cleverly who keeps proving himself anything but clever? As demonstrated by his sacking of the bloke who blew the whistle on the Border Force's failures to monitor who was on private jets and the UseLEZ Home Office cover-up.” Furr Cable
“Same story @ the Royal College of Paediatric & Child Health, which seems to be doing its best to damage confused kiddies & offer the opposite of health.” Elon Nerth

Media folk who are still Christians were upset when the BierBC ignored Easter in favour of Ramadan.
   But it could be argued that the Church of England is in decline here & most people don't get involved in religion any more. And they tend to view it as the Xcuse evil foreigners use for shooting people & blowing them up.
   That's the gangs the BierBC is more interested in promoting the interests of than those of Christians.

The Talibandits in Afghanistan are to resume mass executions in otherwise unused football stadiums with stoning women @ half time to increase the entertainment value.

Customer disservice
The Royal Mail has been accused of a nasty scam on its customers. It is using either defective or deliberately gimmicked scanners to look at the barcodes that go with stamps and declare legitimately barcoded stamps to be forgeries. Which attract a £5 surcharge.
The scam is believed to be a way of putting an end to letter post to allow the Royal Fail to concentrate on parcels, where even more money is to be made.

Today’s Word: encyclophobia
Derivation: from the Greek en - in, kyklos - a circle, phobos - fear
Explanation: an unfortunate condition observed in Injun country during the Wild West period in the Untied States. Takes the form of a morbid fear of being encircled by wagons, even when the earlier Americans are attacking a party of invaders with Xtermination in mind.

More snaffle & grab
Bier Smarmer is promising 'full fat' levelling. Translation—far-Left fat cats will get a shedload of cash to waste on claptrap & the poor bloody customers will see none of it and no value from it.
   One of the things lotz of cash will go on is spreading pernicious political correctness, as this is the primary policy of the far-Left.
   Central to their agenda is pretending that people are interchangeable lumps of flesh rather than individual beings with different skill sets and biologies.

No danger of equality
The WASPI graspers were told about the change in the female pensions in the 1990s, making any failure to do anything about it down to them.
   The taxpayer shouldn't be paying them compenbloodysation until the men who had to retire at 65 when women were doing it at 60 have had theirs.
   But a fair deal for blokes is something that's never ever gonna to happen.
“Just another bunch of far-Left bloody scroungers? Wunderbar.” Davin Regard
Yet another choice
Should we pay homage to the mob that twatted about with the St. George's cross on the shirt of the England football team's replica kit for fans?
Or should we boycott them and hope they rot in Hell?
Decisions, decisions.

The St. John Ambulance charity is reported to have joined the ranks of the flea-brained idiots who think that twatting about with pronouns is of earth-shattering importance. Sheesh!
[Apparently, the official description for this sort of activity is 'batshit'. Ed.]

Worth a try?
The Israelis are hoping to get a Britisch judge to conduct the investigation into the murders of the members of a clearly marked aid convoy in Gaza in the hope of kicking the outcome 8-10 years into the future.
The Pope's Easter Message included an instruction to end the war in Gaza, but there are so few Catholics in and around the enclave that the message went largely unheard.

The low-number TV channels have given up on commissioning comedy shows. The wonks have made everybloodything offensive to some bugger or other and therefore something not available to be laughed at.

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Numbers to ignore?
We are told that just 9% of the criminal ‘community' can be blamed for 45% of all crime.
   We can see that it makes sense for the government to evict TV licence fee non-payers from gaols to make room for the real criminals.
   But sadly, this is too much joined-up thinking for mere politicians to handle. Arse!

The BierBC, we are Xpected to believe, is committed to reporting all stories as impartially as the far-Left, climate criminals, transpicaters & other enemies of the truth will let them.
It is worth remembering that if some bozo or organization asks you to join in their pronoun declaration fad, then it's a good idea to inform that you use only nouns, not cheap imitations of them.

Q: Being ‘proactive'?
A: Having a fix ready for problems that don't arise and not having a clue how to tackle the problems that do arise.

Q: What do you get if Thames Water has access to your local river?
A: Raw sewage in it for 14½ days on the trot @ Bledington Brook, Gloucestershire.

The Wragg Revulsion
The reason why our local MP is quitting Parliament @ the next election; if not before; has been Xposed.
   The bloke representing Hazel Grove (near Romiley) & the author of the failed Wragg Revolution within the Conservative party has been a lot of a twit and he's up to his neck in a sordid sex scandal.
[Is there any other sort? Ed.]
   Worse, he has given the contact details of other MPs to the SoBs running the racket.
   Still, no doubt the hundred & odd grand he'll cop for from the taxpayer will help to ease the pain of separation. And the pension, of course.

Typical cynical politician
Humbug Useless knows that his Hate Crime Law will be abused and he's warning Scottish scumbags not to make vexatious complaints.
   But are the scumbags likely to take any notice of their First Meenister? Joke! And he knows it. Arse!

“The snivel service threat to go on strike over arms sales to Israel 'coz they're worried about being hauled into court on war crimes charges is B*O*L*L*O*C*K*S. They know it, everyone knows it. Wot a buncha wankers.” L.O. Cater

’Elf ‘n’ Narzi Humbug
Useless & anonymous humbugs have failed to cancel the daily firing of the one o'clock gun @ Edinburgh Castle. The ritual, started in 1881, was devised to allow ships to set their clocks to the correct time. It is now one of the city's tourist attractions.
   The humbugs were claiming that this once daily event damages people's hearing. As this can happen only to someone who is standing right next to the gun and not wearing the mandatory ear-goggles, the whinge is claptrap.
Reports from Scotland tell us that the idiotic Humbug Useless hate law has unleashed a tsunami of mockery directed @ transpicaters & all other attention-seeking minorities going.
“Weirdos who want to pretend they're something they're not are entitled to do so but they are not entitled to Xpect anyone else to go along with their fantasies.” S. Mokingun

Owning luxury watches is such a serious crime in Peru that the crime-busters will take sledge hammers to the front door of the country's president to find out how many she has. Fix not in?
People in Japan who buy non-prescription cholesterol-lowering pills are finding out the hard way that death is one of the side effects.
Israel is claiming that a national shortage of opticians is responsible for the failures of its drone operators to realize that the convoys they are blasting to bits are carrying aid for civilians and clearly marked as such. Which doesn't Xplain why the latest atrocity was committed on aid workers following an approved route and why the drone pursued the fleeing aid workers & fired two more missiles at their cars to ensure that all of them were killed.
Waiting in an A&E Department for treatment that comes to late is writing off 30,000 customers per year in Britain.
“And making room for bogus asylum seekers arriving on small boats.” Katan Vigg

Sherie Pulls The Trigger . . .
“One has the right to protest in the UK, we are told. If thousands want to do it, and block roads, they should bloody well pay for the policing & clearing up the mess they leave behind, and compensate the people inconvenienced by the wobbly they're throwing. Especially if the selfish bastards Xpect to do it every bloody weekend forever.” Eganto Mato
“And if the buggers won't pay & turn up anyway to be bloody nuisances, it should be water cannons out and used until the buggers back off.” C. Gull
“Maybe decent citizens can be allowed to pay for a shot @ the controls of a water cannon in the interests of inclusion and reducing the burden on the taxpayer.” J. Cobry-Smog

Research to fit the cause
Eating fish twice a week could** save the NHS up to*** £600 million per year, we have been told by the seafood industry, which has done a survey.
** also includes the option ‘probably won't'.
*** includes the option ‘£0/year saved'

Esso petrol 148.9p/litre in Romiley.
Esso diesel 155.9p/litre.
BOTH leaping up shamelessly.

The proof is too abundant
Humbug Useless is not fit to be in a position of authority.
   He has shown himself to be a product of an oppressivbe anti-white culture, and his agenda for the police in Scotland is to ignore real crime in favour of confected claptrap.
   Even if the vexatious complaint is anonymous.
“Maybe the cops in London Knut B Arsed to do the job they're paid for if they think swastika flags are okay ‘in the context' of a Pal Pals anti-Jewish march. Sounds like the Police Commish, Sadgeek K'hant' is no different from the SNP First Meenister, Humbug Useless.” King Phin
Sherie Marches On
“No surprise that the BierBC TV news had no room for the protests in Scotland against the Humbug Hate Crime law.” Shed Mygaster
“Sadly, anti-white rachelism is embedded in the Church of England and we have no choice but to let this one valued institution wither and die in its own cesspit of irrelevance.” Sem O'lina
“Talking about cess pits, it's time for King Chuck to remove the Royal endorsement from the Royal Mail and its £5 surcharge on non-counterfeit stamps. It's obviously run by people out of the same box as the Post Office spivs, who refused to admit that their cash control software was criminally defective even after this awful truth had been demonstrated.” R. Bitrage
“If only workers have rights & employers have none, as the Labour party wants, who's going to be mug enough to be an employer? Only someone getting a sub from the taxpayer via a Labour government. And it won't be all that much of one if the wealth creators aren't.” Ven Miran
“Are we really Xpected to believe the Corporal Underpants of Hazel Grove is a ‘Top Tory'? In his dreams. And those of the journalist who's trying to inflate the ShockHorror of a routine homosex scandal.” Limo Pokradniy

Labour's Icelandic/African Ssenneddogg is in trouble for leaping off on an Easter holiday instead of getting on right away with the Labour party's plan to run Wales into the ground completely.

The build up of debt by Thames Water can be blamed on weak policing by Oftwat & government neglect since 2000, the pundits reckon. It can also be blamed on climate change and/or the spread of Islamist terrorism and/or the rise of wokist claptrap.
   But the real blame belongs to New Labour for letting the company be sold to German spivs, who later unloaded it on Aussie spivs, and the rank bad management of the company, which has grown a debt of £20 BILLION by hoovering cash out of the business and failing to keep the infrastructure in good repair.
   It these circumstances, any bail-out funded by the taxpayer would be grounds for an uprising and Westminster Wonders dangling from lamp posts.

Just Wretched
The lyrics of popular music are being dumbed down, the Xperts have found. They no longer tell a story, as those of the likes of Bob Dylan do, they are just much repeated vocal noises which are subordinate to the attention-grabbing musical riff.
[Which Xplains why celebs are being lured into a recording studio if all they have to do to have a hit single is make a few noises rather than do anything musical. Ed.]

Two more fingers waved at the wider world. The UFN has put Saudia, where women don't have rights, in charge of its cosmetic Commission on the Status of Women.
Sam Fried-Egg is going to gaol for 25 years for his crypto-currency shenannygoats, which bamboozled the likes of t.b. liar and Slick Willy Clinton. The prosecution is in tears after failing to get him sent down for 40-50 years.
Go to sunny Spain and be ripped off. Down south, where temperatures routinely Xceed 100 deg.F, restaurants can charge mugs sitting in shaded areas a premium for the cooler convenience.

Q: What can the BierBC do to make an ‘interview' with Angular 'Two Homes' Robot totally anodyne & irrelevant?
A: Get far-Left toady Nicro Binbag to do it.

Q: What does a Labour Police Commish who's complaining about savage frontline cuts do?
A: J. Allen, the stooge for Durham, blew 50 grand on a campaign van so that she can swan about among the customers and rub their noses in her entitlement.

Trust in Politics or They Don’t Like It Up ’Em
If the name is Angular Robot, you can trust her to invent crimes to hurl @ political foes so that her attention-seeking ranting is non-stop.
If her name is Angular Robot, you can trust her to game the system shamelessly for profit and play the victim card when exposed.
If the name is Bier Smarmer, you can trust him to give the opinion that does him the most good without knowing the facts
If his name is Bier Smarmer, you can trust him to tell you black is green with yellow spots if there is cash for him in it.
And if her name is Dodds, you can trust her to follow the Smarmer line & pretend that A. Robot is 100% wonderful irrespective of the overwhelming mass of evidence to the contrary.
   Politics is now the art of the disreputable.
“Our MP has gone one better than Labour's Corporal Underpants C. Bryant if he's been Xposed as Lance-corporal No Pants W. Wragg.” Avinger Laff

The idea of a Labour government ‘fixing' anything needs to be clarified. That's ‘fixing' in the sense of fiddling & creating a false impression.

Police News
GM Police are steadfastly refusing to question witnesses to where Angular 'Two Homes' Robot was living at the time relevant to the sale of her former council house.
The Metropolitan Police farce has accepted that equating B. Net&Yahoo with A. Hilter is not a crime.

Where there is wibble, there they are
In the context of the Church of England advertising for jobsworths for the task of ‘deconstructing whiteness', we have been told: ‘Whiteness does not refer to skin colour per se', by Demented of Liverpool, who has been outed as a CoE deaconess.
   Could it be that she was attempting diversity by including in her definition of those who must be cancelled those of the coconut persuasion, i.e. those who are brown on the outside & white inside?
   No wonder the Church of England is in terminal decline.
“Is it a mortal sin for a Christian like the chemical attacker A. Ezedi to have a Moslem funeral? That's on top of the mortal sin of committing suicide & depriving the Church of a customer.” Des Tination

We need to be told
Who the fucq is picking the people who do ‘investigations'? The Chinese plague circus will drag on for a decade and the Met has spent 4 years already faffing about with the Post Office Horizon persecution scandal without putting any criminals in the dock.
“Will it be better with Bier Smarmer in charge? Joke. Worse is the only direction he knows how to go.” Improper Harperson

The National Education Union has been told to stop twatting about & moaning about what's going on in Gaza and concentrate on teaching kids here what they really need to know.
The rachelist NEU is heading for Net Zero Jewish membership. White people next?

If you don't waste your day messing about with a pocket phone, you're one of a select 10% of the population.

Three-quarters of those surveyed don't trust the Tories with defending the nation. Two-thirds of the same lot don't trust Labour either. Not Xactly a resounding vote of confidence in the Smarmeristas.

Fair’s fair, all or none
People might have a 'uman bluddy right to name their own gender but everyone else has the 'uman bluddy right to ignore their choice if it's obviously a load of claptrap.

WEEK 2    Putin the ‘anal’ into banal

 
No guys but bad guys
1. Israel's response to the murders of yet another batch of aid workers is a joke. A couple of cosmetic sackings as the charity is arranging funerals then back to the policy of targetting aid workers which has already killed getting on for 200 of them in Gaza.
   No wonder people are asking what the difference is between Net&Yahoo's gang and the Hamas.
2. The perception is that if left unchecked, Net&Yahoo will keep going to the Nagorno Karabakh solution; until everyone in Gaza is dead or has fled elsewhere, leaving just wreckage behind. And all in the cause of keeping Net&Yahoo out of court on corruption charges.

DEPARTURES
Professor Peter Higgs, 94, inventor of the Higgs Bozo 'God' particle some 50 years before its theoretical Xistence was confirmed by experiments @ CERN in 2012, which prompted a Nobel Prize in 2013.

Customers should do their best to steer well clear of all Israeli embassies & consulates as Israel's attacks on Iranian ones have made all of theirs everywhere fair game.

Q: Why was Bier Smarmer a total flop as a lawyer; so much so that he had to turn to pollyticks to make a living?
A: It could be because he couldn't be arsed to read any of the paperwork involved in a case, as shown by his rush to declare Angular Robot guiltless without a glance @ the evidence. Which is S.O.P. for a Labour politician.

The far-Left at it again?
The arrest of the DUP leader who was instrumental in getting Stormont back in action again for hysterical sex crimes is being linked to Operation Midland & the Smarmer/Watson attempts to frame entertainers & Tory politicians as sex criminals & child killers based on lies told by fantasists to UseLEZ New Labour coppers.

Dogma, downgrade, disaster
The Notional Truss has been accused of betraying the nation by making its formerly delicious scones veganly with the result that they are now dry & tasteless rock cakes which crunch like lumps of lava.
The poor quality of the bamboo flour imported from China is getting the blame.
The poor quality of the management is placing the organization's charity status in peril.

“Israel's ‘just cause' has deteriorated to the point where the IDF is seen as just another gang of terrorists.” Dev Radget

Putin the blame where it belongs
A significant chunk of the costa living crisis is caused by an allegedly Conservative government allowing BILLIONs of taxpayers' money to be hurled @ woke claptrap & the likes of ‘academic' research into porn in South America. Plus a whole lot of other bollocks confected by far-Left quangocrats & snivel servants.
“How come Hunt the Stunt isn't getting his arse kicked round the block for coughing up the cash for these abuses when we're short of it?” Clinton Shopper

Just pratting about, not an agenda for anything worthwhile
If forced to offer policies which are fully costed & fully funded, the Labour manifesto for the next general election will have Net Zero content.
Renationalization of the railways has been binned as something which will inevitably cost more after a brief gain.
Bier Smarmer has been warned by his party to stop splashing union flags on election literature as it alienates anti-Britisch ethnic minorities and their fans, particularly the Pal Pals.

With the Tories unelectable, is Labour a second choice? No. The Smarmeristas aren't even 10th in the best choice list. They're an option for demented masochists who will start yelling when everything drops to bitz, claiming it wasn't what they voted for, even if their cross went in the Labour box.

Sieg not heiled
German football fans have been barred from buying a replica shirt with 44 on it as the font used makes the number look like a pair of SS runes to someone with bad eyesight & a vivid imagination.
[44-a-side football? That would be a riot. Quite literally, if the pitch size remains the same. Ed.]

Sieg by stealth
The German leader, Sergeant Schultz, has taken the first step toward making cannabis compulsory. Its recreational use is now legal. More to come when the dust settles.
   This is seen as a an essential step in the process of getting taxpayers too zonked to realize quite how much ripping-them-off the government is managing.

Grrrrr!
The countries which failed to enjoy yesterday's total eclipse of the Sun, which started over the Pacific Ocean, crossed Mexico and the Untied States, and ended over eastern Canada (cloud permitting) are planning to sue the Untied States mercilessly for a gross breach of the UN's much disputed equality & diversity regulations.
   Mexico is unlikely to be involved in the legal action as it has not much cash and lotz of drug barons with lotz of gunz.
Local cause for Grrrr!
Yesterday's total solar eclipse was a total waste of time, as far as Romiley was concerned. It was bloody raining, so not even a glimpse of a partial at the western horizon on offer.
   Compenbloodysation! We demand it! Deferably!

Esso petrol 149.9p/litre in Romiley.
Esso diesel 156.9p/litre.
BOTH still leaping up shamelessly.

The Hamas are taking over teaching unions here to promote anti-white, anti-Britisch, decolonization claptrap. What does that say about the quality of the trade union members if they go along with this far-Left bollocks?

Q: If you're a crime boss on the run, what's a good way to scratch your attention-seeking gene?
A: Swan around the world posting reviews of restaurants & hotels with pix of you and your chums works for Irish crime boss C. Kinahan.

Whilst bogus asylum seekers are pretending to be Christians, criminals in gaols are having to pretend to be Moslems to avoid being battered by Moslem gangsters & terrorists. No doubt the Smarmeristas will take the credit for this as part of their levelling agenda.

Number-crunching by the Scottish Tories has found that the debt accumulated by local councils there is 160% of their GDP equivalent—the amount of English taxpayers' dosh allocated to them by the Scottish government—which will be £14 BILLION in 2024/25.
   The SNP/Green government claims that council borrowing is required by law to be affordable, prudent & sustainable!
   Which leaves us asking why Scottish gaols are not packed with councillors & council officers who did a Gordon F. Broon with the accounts and ran up such MASSIVE debts unchecked.

On the one hand, you have the Hamas treating the people of Gaza as human shields. On the other, you have the Israeli Death Force treating everyone in Gaza as being as bombable-to-bitz as sandbags. How much more cynical can they get?

The NHS doesn't work because the UseLEZ management is wasting BILLIONs on non-medical irrelevances & over-priced medical supplies instead of spending cash on computers and IT tech that actually works.

GPs currently have a one-month waiting period for an appointment in many areas. Which gives potential customers a chance to get better or croak, and not require the appointment. Cute!

The reason why the nation's teeth are dropping out has been revealed. NHS dentists are too busy making money out of Botox injections and lip plumping-up to look @ gnashers.

Emergency Declared!
The Labour party's leaders are working hard to come up with a way to cancel Angular "Two Houses" Robot, who has become a major embarrassment, even to a party which is full of them, starting with the leader who backed her without knowing the facts of the matter, despite having been a lawyer.
   Her gaming of the housing system for financial gain, her ludicrous attempts to play the victim card when Xposed as a hippocrite and her plans to give trade unions a licence to keep their members out on strike permanently are just too mucking fuch for the toadying Smarmeristas to cope with.

Can’t win? No, not supposed to
Is employing women wise any more? Calling them a slag in the workplace is grounds for compenbloodysation, the lawyers reckon. Fair enough, but so is calling them glamorous and paying other compliments! But that's lawyers for you.

Football fans are taking the pee out of the Humbug Hate Crime law by deluging Polis Scotland with spurious complaints about rival fans.

Inconvenient Fact
High nett migration has not increased the UK's GDP, which has been stagnant since the death blow of the Brown Bust of 2008. And that's despite a HUGE influx of migrants. Which confirms that the New Labour policy of hoovering up the scum of the Earth was just a massive hate crime perpetrated by the forces of evil t.b. liar & the Mandelsleaze.
“So we're just diluting Britisch values with the anti-British attitudes of people from alien & hostile & oppressive cultures? Wunderbar!” Conque Pow

Romiley View
Yesterday evening's weather map with predictions for the start of this morning was a solid wash of rain blue with a big yellow storm border in the west.
   In fact, the Sun was shining early on and the rain didn't arrive until about half-past ten—and it wasn't exactly a deluge.
below: Apple blossom still on trees that took a good battering from Storm Katastrophe over the weekend and into the start of this week but gave the sucker the yah-boo treatment.

York University is deep in the Chinese regime's pocket & so reliant on income from Chinese students that it can tolerate no truth about the regime's excesses & abuses.
The Labour party is trying to make a virtue out of letting its Scottish leader Anass Aahwaa, support the Humbug Useless hate crime law whilst deciding it wouldn't work south of the border.
O.J. Corbynstein will be feeling quite cheerful later in the year. He dodged the bullet of wining the December 2019 election & having to form a government of losers & idiots. No such reprieve for Bier Smarmer if the pollsters are right.
Judges are to be given a list of alibis for keeping criminals out of prison. Which has to be an act of utter lunacy, given the history of judges for interfering with the law and the course of justice.
“Gaoled scumbags will be back in circulation sooner, preying on fellow deprived people. The Ministry of Injustice displaying its lack of brains again.” L. Afinstock

Q: Are homeless people in danger of being arrested because they smell bad?
A: Given that the police have given up on arresting even the worst criminals, they are in no danger of a trip darn the nick, especially if they really stink.

In his dreams
Lord Blunkett, a sometime Home Sec. who got the boot for abusing his position, is claiming his ID card scam would stop migration. Which leaves us asking how not having ID cards would stop the Border Farce & lifeboats from hoovering migrants out of the Channel. And how not having an ID card would make any difference to the 'uman bluddy rights mob when illegals hold out a hand for a hand-out.

First, the Horizon accounting fraud, and now sales of postage stamps which attract a £5 surcharge as counterfeit. It's high time for the Post Office to be declared a criminal conspiracy and for all of those in charge to be put in gaol for a long time.
   The same applies to the Royal Mail if it is setting its scanners to label legitimate stamps as counterfeit deliberately, and/or deliberately getting defective stamps printed & issued.

Sherie’s Quickie
“If we have to call pregnant women ‘birthing persons', are we allowed to call the people who came up with this garbage ‘stoopid fucqers'? Fair's fair.” Lauren Norda
“Our friend Wragg has turned out to be a real plonker, letting himself be hoovered up by bad guys trawling for preverts. I bet Hunt the Stunt really enjoyed having to play the victim card on his behalf. Not.” Barrel Loada

A former artistic director of the Royal Shakespeare Company has told people who want trigger warnings about the Bard's offerings to stay away instead of going to a theatre to be outraged. The wokists no longer being tolerated? Good!
The confecters have been working hard and they are now less than 300,000 bodies short of boosting the NHS waiting lists to 10 million.
The TV series Roots about slavery in America has been banned from schools for being undiverse & too black-centric.
The latest BierBC crusade seeks to ban the heteronominative. That's an environment in which there is a wide range of attitudes & concepts, not just half a dozen or so which are currently fashionable in far-Left ovoids.

Today’s Conspiracy Theory:
The people who are trying to force greater numbers of the ethnic minorities into the countryside are seeking to put their targets @ the mercy of gangs of killer cows & let them enjoy the Being Trampled To Death Experience.

Fu for their Manchu?
The current informed opinion is that it's more likely the Chinese are behind the Wragg-fishing than the Putinstanis as they have more low cunning.
   Unless that's Xactly what Putrid the Poisoner & his gang are hoping we'll think if our analysts get too cute and assume the obvious resemblance is intended to deceive.

Today’s Question:
Why would anyone in their right mind Xpect anything resembling common sense from an outfit that calls itself Queers For Palestine, huh?

If the government knows about 2 Brits who have joined Putrid's army to attack Ukraine, why hasn't it cancelled their citizenship & their passports? Basically, 'coz politicians of all colours are basically useless.

Straw Poll non-ShockHorror
Putin the Poisoner has more character than Bier Smarmer, said 77% of the respondents.

Q: Why won't A. Robot show B. Smarmer her tax stuff?
A: Because they're not on speaking terms.
Q: What's a good way to panic A. Robot?
A: When she's at a junket, turn up and start yelling about her hippocrisy and watch her run for it!

Q: How do Pal Pals celebrate something like the end of Ramadan?
A: By chucking bottles @ the police.

Not yet 100% MiseryGutz
A Met Office bod is reported to have said that storms are not unusual at this time of year when the latest one started shaking our trees on Saturday. Which makes a pleasant change from all the climate criminal DoomBugger stuff and: "We're all gonna die 'coz of gorbal warmage."

At the start of 2020, a Trivial party peer was claiming that Brexit would lead to Nuremberg-style rallies & the swastika becoming our new national emblem.
   No sign of that happening under the Tories. Or was his crystal ball looking at what Labour's national socialists will do?

A thorough study of Britain's perceived problems has found that very few are due to rachelism and most are caused by minorities seeking undeserved privileges.

A major contribution to man-made gorbal warmage, the Xperts have found, is the heat generated by attention-seeking idiots doing pointless virtue flag waving.

We remain quite surprised that no one in the food industry hasn't run with this, but over 4 years ago, BFN decided that if you can have meatless vegan meatballs, why can't they be cubes or some other shape not involving roundness?
[Like a pyramid? Ed.]
   This gap in the market continues to yawn.
   Vegan non-meat non-balls—when will it happen?

Where we seem to be heading is in the direction of a Punk government.
   Just as the Punk movement of the1970s created a substitute for music by making a virtue out of having no talent and being unable to play an instrument, a Punk Labour regime will create a similar Net Zero version of governance.
   And do it effortlessly thanks to years of practice in the art of doing nothing useful.

HUGE reality gap
"Vote Tory & get socialism," yells Reform UK, which isn't going to be forming the next government. So: "Vote Reform & get Labour," has to be what they want.
   And the same applies to the Trivials, who are still led by the Horizon Hero, Eddie Gravey.
“In that case, we might as well stay at home on polling day as there is totally & stoatally nothing worth having on offer.” Justin Case

Skive & you don’t thrive as well
Shirk @ Home has an adverse effect on the wealth & career development of the shirkers, the Xperts have found. Those who shirk only @ home are around 10% less likely to be thought worthy of a pay rise & promotion in the real world.
   Hybrid shirkers are only 7% less likely to be promoted.
None of the above applies to the snivel service, of course, which provides make-work jobs with fluffy management and is not part of the wealth generation sector.

“If we have a 2-tier justice system substitute, which imposes lesser penalties on those from a depraved background, does the same apply to compensation awards to victims of crime? If they're scum, they get less? It's only fair.” A.L.M.
“If we have a 2-bier political system, which imposes lesser or no penalties on those from a depraved background, that certainly Xplains the free pass Bier Smarmer is giving to Angular 'Two Homes' Robot.” L.G.R.
“Which just leaves the rest of us wondering Xactly how many homes she actually has but hasn't let on about. And whether we should be thinking 2 crates instead of just 2 biers.” H.T.S.

Today, Smarmer is guaranteeing that he will increase defence spendings. But then will come a U-ey or the hard-Left booting him out on his ear. And where will he get the cash from, anyway?

“How come the defectives who put a ‘Starmer Stop The Killing' banner on old Bier's hedge weren't sectioned under the mental 'elf act? A rational person know that no one in Palestine takes any notice of Smarmer or anyone else here. Which makes the banner bunch certifiable.” Yufu Koff

Today’s Question:
If the mental elf Huv Edwards is being paid £439K of our money for not doing any work for the BierBC, how much will we be Xpected to cough up if he ever actually does any work?

++ Beer Smarmer accused by red paint-spattering idiots of personally killing Palestinians in Gaza ++ Labour HQ in London attacked, not Smarmer, who was in hiding ++

Our local MP is being positioned as the Angular Robot of the Tory party. Wm. Wragg [right, charlie] is notorious as Ms Robot for being the first of his bunch to start chucking bricks @ others given the slightest (imaginary) Xcuse & making vexatious complaints to the police whilst being a totally disastrous entitled twit to boot. Which he should be.
“What does the blighter have two of as for Jags & Houses? We should be told.” Labi Rinth
[Obviously not brain cells to rub together. Ed.]

Jobs for the boys (as opposed to the men)
Labour's ubiquitous midget, Wee Streeting, has been lumbered with the job of Xplaining to the public that Labour's claim that it can fix the NHS within the first 10 minutes of taking office is total bollocks. Like everything else on offer from Smarmer's Army.

The Worst Political Alibi Of All Time Award had gone to the Labour apologist who claimed the party has no policies on offer because the Tories keep stealing them! [Maybe that's why the Tories are heading for an 83-strong rump after the next election—they've pinched too many stoooopid Labour policies. Ed.]

Yes, it's a joke
Bets are being laid on when Polis Scotland will get spurious complaint No. 100,000 thanks to the Humbug Hate Crime Confection law.

Negative In-Fitters
A survey has confirmed that Moslems are the least trusted incomers as over half of them think they should be entitled to ignore Britisch laws and make & enforce their own.

Buck-passing
Is it the fault of Boeing if an engine cover comes off one of their planes in flight? Or the fault of dozy bastards @ the airline for failing to do proper maintenance & secure it?

Some discarded Foreign Office Mandarin is demanding that the government demolishes the fine, listed offices in London & relocates the FO to a set of Portacabins in Birmingham or somewhere similar.
   This absolutely has to be done to reflect our retirement from the world stage, the Mandarin reckons, and giving up on the role of educating the natives in foreign countries.
How much of our money will be wasted on this grovel is not something that Manderins like M. Sedwill bother about, being far-Left & entitled.
Strange that twats like this never grasped the enormous contribution Britain has made to the rest of the world. Too busy hoovering up hospitality and filling their pockets?
This could be why the government isn't bothering to tell the rest of the world how much they owe us—they know the far-Left twats would just waste the income whilst blowing twice as much cash as came in.
reminder: As reported here last November, Slimy Sedwill was sussed as a BG years ago and became known as Sedillwill.

Our fire brigades attend an e-bike on fire every other day. Who is behind this Arson Agenda?
   All of them should be in gaol.

Israel appears to be setting up the alibi of the threat of an attack from Iran as an Xcuse for launching a pre-emptive strike. With the usual backing of the Untied States, of course.
   Whatever happened to that maxim about not fighting on two fronts?

Not Xactly huge as these things go
It has been calculated that the earthquake that shuddered Noo Yawk on the first Friday of this month was about the equivalent of the Great Romiley Earthquake of 1984.
Here in Romiley, we should be braced for another significant earthquake as we have not had one since the end of February in 2008.
   But, of course, we aren't. Mainly because we don't get BIG ones like the one that battered remote parts of Taiwan on April 3rd at around 8 a.m. local time.

Despite last weekend's storm and its overrun into this week, plus a load of rain, the apple trees in Romiley still retain their display of apple blossom. Tenacious, or what!

London's cosmetic mayor is getting the blame for the climate of decay in the capital and the cybersexting traps aimed @ lotz of MPs of all persuasions.
Slushtag^SadgeekMustGo

Wot, we are still wondering, is the point of self-drive cars which need a person with a full driving licence aboard in case the software blows a fuse and does something stoopid?

More court crapola
Q: What do you get if you're an eco-idiot who tries to shut down an airport by buzzing it with drones @ a cost to the local police farce of a million quid?
A: A suspended gaol sentence, i.e. away with it.

Harold bloody Wilson has been Xposed as a cheating bastard as well as a lying one. The sometime Labour prime monster had the politicians inability to keep it in his pants. But he was more an imitation of J. Major, another pale shadow, than of JFK.

The revelation that the UK is the 4th-largest Xporter in the world has given the far-Left DoomBuggers extra long faces.
   So much for the Brexit trade meltdown they kept guaranteeing.

Fantasists’ Corner
All the wibble about not selling arms to Israel is just the usual suspects virtue flagging, given that Israel can get more than enuff death packages from the Untied States with no problems at all and anything coming from the Yoo Kay is entirely incidental.
   But hey, when has the far-Left ever been bothered by common sense?

The town council @ Wymondham, Norfolk (Trivial), has been deluged with derision after deciding to let its snoflake members throw a "psychological emergency" wobbly as an Xcuse for walking out of a meeting.
The Notional Education Union is working hard to turn every child that falls into its clutches into a transpicater. Or something.
The gender industry is finding it increasingly difficult to prevent revelation of what it is really about—just a money-making racket.

Turkey 1 or Turkey 2?
Bier Smarmer, we are told by Pundit No. 1 (self-styled) is more Edstone Milipede than t.b. liar. Which gives us the choice between NBG and . . . NBG? Wunderbar.
“Which means, as has been suggested, that life will be incredibly easy for the 83 Tories who get in @ the next general election. All they'll have to do is loll about on the Opposition benches going, We told you so! every time a wheel comes off another part of Smarmer's dodgy wagon train.” Vanished Johnson

Sherie with a Hot Topic
“There's a far-Left plot ongoing to hijack Labour? Cobblers. That was done years ago.” Kam Pingh
“Rayner is lying, sez an aide. But when do politicians ever do anything else?” Manic Gotlieb
“If she's ever done for all her hate crimes, she'll be gone forever!” Peter O. Dactyl
“If Labour police didn't bust Smarmer for reckless boozing during lock-in, another lot of Labour police isn't going to do the Robot woman. End of.” Furz Ackerley
“Is Ms Robot really working class? Has she ever actually done anything like useful work?” 4miy Kasid
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[She's a former shop steward, so a 'no' where that's concerned. Ed.]

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It was revealed over 4 years ago, during the reign of President Boris, that diversity in government means that it is necessary for the number of clodhoppers to balance the number of people who kno what they are about.
   Predictably, the Westmonster Wonders still see nothing wrong with this, hence Bier Smarmer, Angular Robot, Eddie 'Horizon Hero' Gravy, the Wragg Revolution & all the similars.
“When is the Wragg Revolution going to play the race card? The suspense is killing us!” N. Titled-Rayner
“Is there a dafter slogan than 'Vets for Pets'? What else are vets for other than pets?” Nervous Smarmer

Things fall apart
The wheels are flying off for the SnackStabber. Smarmer says he'll do things; definitely, guaranteed; then changes his mind the next day. The SnackStabber is now incapable of taking decisions on even the most obvious ishues.
   Okay, no U-eys from the SnackStabber, but that's worth only about 0.00001% of a cheer.
“Maybe not even that is he won't get us the hell out of the EFU's estupido 'uman bluddy rights circus, no matter how big a collection of clots it keeps on proving itself to be.” N. Dorse
“The ECHR is the biggest collection of idiots imaginable. All unelected & making political decisions beyond its remit. Beyond reform. Get out now!” Animal Lekter
“Smart bloke, that W.B. Yeats. As true now as it ever was, even if the context is stoatally different from his and the First Coming of the Smarmer ain't anything to look forward to, never mind a second one!” Syem Nadsat

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