 More of it
An NHS diversity bod reckons transpicaters should shirk @ home if they feel ‘unsafe'.
This has not gone down well with female clinicians, who are pointing outthat they felt unsafe when blokes were allowed into their toilets & changing rooms, but the diversity mob did bugger all about it.
And the claim that transpicaters feel unsafe in the workplace is based on Nett Zero evidence, and just another piece of diversity BS.
 Lord Cashman, who was dumped out of the Labour party for remarks about female-champion Rosie Duffield, MP, is claiming that transpicaters are fleeing the country as asylum seekers. More transpicater garbage.
 Not worth it
Apparently, GenZ won't work for less than £40K. Back when beer was 1/6d a pint, £10 per week was considered a good wage. If beer is now a fiver for a pint, that makes the good wage £34.7K. Which shoves these overgrown teenagers in the grabbing bastards box.
 Q: Who thinks if you repeat a lie often enuff, it becomes the truth?
 A: Labour's Education Sec. B. Phillipson is turning historical revision into an industry, especially in the context of (not) defending female spaces.
 Good news for those who don't fancy paying a fancy price for oat milk. It's 90% water and 10% highly processed oats, and cow's milk is just as healthy
 Defence firms have had to tell their staff not to charge their phone in a Chinese-made EV as they are saturated with spyware, which will hoover up all the data on the phone.
  He just don’t care
The rules for politicians before elections are that they can't do political speeches to people on the public payroll in the run up to the elections. So what does Bier Smarmer do? Dash off the HQ of Cambridge Police to do a political rant to uniformed coppers, then offer the stuff as a press release.
So much for Mr. Rules, the lawyer
 The NASUWT has been forced into a U-turn over making a retired fireman with no teaching Xperience its general secretary as a consolation prize for not being re-elected to the same job in the fire brigade union.
The lawyers have told the far-Left supporters of the bloke that they have no chance of winning a court case. A new election will be held later in the year.
 A peace deal needs to be soon in Ukraine as the US is getting frustrated by being in the role of as mediator which gets nothing done.
 The Treasury is bringing in new rules on debanking, allegedly in the wake of Mr. Farage from the garage being de-Couttsed. But that happened in mid-2023 and the new rules don't come into force until next April. So no rush, then?
 Did everyone rush out to vote in our local elections yesterday? Oh, no, of course, there were none. We were disenfranchised by Angular Ratner's gerrymandering.
 Beir Smarmer is seen by insiders as an empty suit, a dismissive & self-obsessed puppet. Which is why they want Wee Streeting, the Health Sec., to replace him.
Wee does have the advantage of a personality, he can be quite sensible at times.
 The mob running the Polar Museum @ Cambridge U. are making a serious bid for the title of ‘Idiots of the Year' by claiming that Xploring Antarctica; human population Nett Zero; was a form of colonialism!!
 Labour paymasters getting restive
Our Chancellor has set an affordability limit for pay rises for the public sector of 2.8%. Independent reviewers have awarded 4% to teachers & 3% to NHS staff. Services will have to be cut to bridge the gap, sez the Chancellor.
Teachers, nurses & council workers (who rejected 3.2%) get strike happy.
This is Labour's idea of a new age of industrial harmony.
 Smarmer's Army is setting a new world record, according to a leading pollster. It is losing support faster than any previous newly-elected government.
 Definitely NOT the way ahead
The power blackouts in Spain & Portugal at the end of April are being blamed on occasionals. Conventional power stations are ‘always on' and their output can be easily adjusted to meet demand. Not so with occasionals.
They involve a complex juggling act, and when the wheels come off, disaster!
 This is the future Edstone Milipede wants to inflict upon us.
Portugal's grid operator tried to blame the problem on the weather in central Spain. This has been dismissed by Xperts as BS. Nothing unusual in the weather that would cause the problem. An alibi by those with a vested interest in unreliable occasionals.
 Confidence? None
A pollster has revealed that in a survey before this week's local elections (which we didn't have in Romiley due to Angular Ratner's gerrymandering), 41% came back with ‘None of the above' when offered a list of the major parties.
43% didn't trust any party to sort out local government financial problems.
 The recorder is officially the most given up musical instrument by children. But keyboards, guitars, violins, flutes and other instruments more to the taste of current music teathers are taking up the slack.
A sentence of just 24 months in gaol for a teenager with a record of rackless driving, who killed 3 passengers 6 weeks after he passed his test and left the woman & 2 children in the car he hit with serious injuries is . . . a sick joke.
Vote Farage, Smash Labour’s Gangs!
The Liberals have won a Canadian general election victory by being anti-Trump. The Conservatives, who posed as ‘tough & similar to Trump' were clobbered.
Canada's Liberals are let by former Bank of England boss M. Carney, one of the architects of Project Fear during our Brexit campaign.
Labour is not letting foreign sex offenders claim asylum here. But the courts will let them stay on ‘uman bluddy rights ground. Spot the difference.
 Find a loophole, dive into it
Shirk @ home scammers in London are getting two and three allegedly full-time jobs with different government departments, and getting away with it because there is no system for checking for people employed by more than one department and working a scam.
 Today’s Question:
Two-Bier Justice
Two-Bier Energy Pricing
Wot next?
  Just bin the useless lump
Former PM t.b. liar has given Edstone Milipede a severe booting for letting his green push become riven with irrationality & hysteria. Being made to pay over the odds for occasionals energy when our contribution to global emissions is negligiblew is creating huge voter resentment. And the prospect of ending up with a system of occasionals like the one which crashed so badly in Spain & Portugal isn't helping.
 Inevitably, more of it
Another case of Two Biers—the government is letting the UK slide toward a cashless society, which Sweden tried & found that it had dumped the most vulnerable into the lower tier. Cue a speedy reversal
Will Smarmer's Army get this? Not on current form.
  A bunch of Irish rappers, who were yelling ‘Kill your MP; has been booted out of a major music festival in Cornwall.
Predictably & prethetically, they're trying to claim they're not to blame & it's a smear campaign. A response described as just gaslighting. And as sincere as their mock apologies.
 “How come thing gang weren't jumped on by 99 coppers? Yet more Two Bier Justice.” P. Gravity-Moon
 Decent Standards
Apparently, having convictions for fraud & embezzlement rules a cardinal out the gang picking the next Pope. The criminal Cardinal was gaoled for 5½ years by the Vatican's criminal court at the end of 2023. So how come he's still swanning about doing his ‘I'm innocent' routine even though Pope Francis told him not to get involved in the selection process?
A transpicater judge, who is objecting to becoming male again, is off to the ECHR over the Supreme Court's ruling on the concept of sex.
 Surprise! Ignorant judges are abusing the system to push hard-Left policies on a regular basis & the government is doing bugger all about it.
 Get tough!
The Enviromint Sec. S. Reed, wants to confiscate & crush vehicles used by fly-tippers & impose the cost on the criminal instead local councils, which usually have to pay it.
Of the 50 worst areas for fly-tipping, 72% are run by Labour.
Letting Putinstan's ship lurk near vital undersea cables unchallenged could result in riots & food shortages, according to Lloyds of London. But given the general uselessness of this government, there's probably no sense of urgency to do anything.
Just what is stopping Smarmer?
If Labour's biggest trade union backer is calling Nett Zero a millstone, how come Serbia Smarmer isn't rushing to give Edstone Milipede the sack? Is he being blackmailed by the party's Xtreme-Left loonies?
Is that why he can offer only whiney Xcuses for attacking pensioners & the disabled?
Q: Why did Reform UK win the Runcorn by-election by only 6 votes?
A: Because Serbia Smarmer didn't visit the constituency once during the campaign. There would have been a landslide for Reform if he had.
 Control in the direction of freakery
The National Theatre is getting a good booting for slapping trigger warnings all over an upcoming production of Hamlet.
An Xpert pointed out that trigger ‘warnings' can be given only to material which the audience may not have encountered before.
Doing it with Hamlet is ridiculous, tiresome & infantile.
Today’s Question:
 Will we still be entitled to have bank holidays after the banks have closed all of their high street branches?
 After the cyber-attack on Marks & Sparks, another on the Co-op got through to the private information of 20 million members. Cue a lot of password changing.
 House prices are in a slump due to Thievin Reeves and her stamp duty grab.
Is it still news that the Westminster watchdog for expenses is investigating yet another of her freebies?
Bier Smarmer was spraying his far-Right bullshit all over the start of the VE Day +80 celebrations. Labour really, really does hate Britain. How much happier Smarmer's Army would have been if the Nazis had taken over here.
VE Day +80—where does Wayne Rooney come in to it?
If the lights go out due to Labour's failure to ensure constancy of electricity supply, will we have Serbia Smarmer moaning that he can't sack Edstone Milipede because he can't find him?
Are we surprised that 2 morons who chopped down the Sycamore Gap tree @ Hadrian's Wall, & took videos of themselves doing it, are claiming they didn't do it & someone else dunnit?
Q: What can we Xpect when an old system to talking to electricity meters is switched off at the end of July?
A: 300,000 homes without heating & power ‘coz their meter hasn't been updated.
This is the sort of insanity & chaos which can happen only with Edstone Milipede as Energy Sec.
All the government can do is mumble about ramping up.
You can’t win
The pensions industry is worried about people accessing their pension pot to use the cash for gambling and wants to quiz people about their gambling habits when they apply for cash. The Open Rights Group reckons asking people about their gambling is intrusive & could affect their credit rating adversely.
Catholics are lining up to take a pop @ Pres. XL for the A.I. image, which he released of himself in a Pope suit. Nothing like keeping the customers in moaningworthy stuff.
The cosmetics brand Lush got booted into the middle of next week for giving party packs to girls as young as 7 along with transpicater propaganda booklets. More politics ignoring reality & the law.
Some junior doctors are condemning the Supreme Court ruling that a woman is defined by biological sex. They claim this is biological nonsense!
Where did they get their degree?
Any chance that they can be made to wear a badge indicating their idiot status so that customers can avoid them?
Social care workers in Scotland are also up to same trick of abandoning child protection principles & Xisting equality laws deliberately to impose harmful gender ideology.
 Concerts & football matches have better secruity than some gaols, the Prison Officers' Association reckons.
Daftest theory for the Iberian blackout? It was caused by a satellite killer weapon in orbit letting off a powerful electromagnetic pulse.
Say one thing, do another
The Schools Minister is threatening teacher redundancies even though Thievin's raid on private schools was supposed to pay for 6,000 more teachers in the public sector.
Another example of non-joined-up government?
Or did too many private schools close down to give Thievin as much as she thought she'd grab?
 Pres XL has decided to move his blunder-prone national security advisor, M. Waltz, to the United Nations, where his blunders will be just part of normal Xpectations.
The Trump Organization is making noises about a third term for The Donald, even though two terms is currently a legal requirement. What's his next trick? Walking on water?
Harrods is the latest victim of the cyber-criminals. This should be a wake-up call for all major retailers, the National Cyber Security Centre reckons.
It would be difficult to come up with something more ludicrous than far-Left MPs' contention that the Supreme Court ruling has left transpicaters living in anxiety & fear. But, no doubt, they'll find something even more ludicrous to unload on us in due course.
Ever the victim
The ex-fireman, who got the push from the job of his union's general secretary and was sneakily made the gen. sec. of the NUSUWT, is yelling hatchet job by the meeja & the Tories for his rejection.
Not a word about a more moderate candidate with teaching Xperience being blocked in his favour.
What we really need to see, but won't, is the official count of Xcess pensioner deaths over the winter caused by the WFA theft. This silence suggests that it was around the 6,000 predicted.
Surprise! Pres. XL has decided not to run for a 3rd term, even though it's constituionally impossible. Reality bit?
The government is setting up a world record for foot-dragging by allowing reform of the social care system to drag on for a decade.
The BierBC is getting a booting for using an A.I. mock Agatha Christie to front an 11-part crime-writing course. £79 a pop for the package.
Tidy sum
Legalizing assisted dying & 4,500 people per year opting for it will save the taxpayer at least £100,000 in NHS, benefit & care costs. That's what government estimates sneaked out on the local elections Thursday reckon.
Today’s Question:
Is Mr. Farage from the garage doomed to become Britain's Donald Trump?
Action or just nothing?
Thievin's grab of pensioner Winter Fuel is getting the blame for Labour's catastrophe in the local elections. What will Bier Smarmer do? Sack Thievin? Restore the WFA, or just do what he always does and hide behind a wall of wibble?
A man with a plan
Don't Panic! President Boris has a strategy which will produce a Tory victory @ the next general election. And save us from the rabble Labour has turned out to be in power.
Exit stage left
Having got his minerals deal with Ukraine, Pres. XL is just walking away from the negotiation process. Which is a clear admission of defeat from the guy who claimed he could end the war in a day.
Always be on the safe side
Cardinals older than 80 are Xcluded from the process of picking the next Pope. A cardinal from Africa is on record as having been born at the start of 1945 (ineligible) and also at the end of that year (eligible).
He had to drop out of the conclave to make sure it could go ahead. The outcome would have been invalid if he'd turned out to be too old to be involved.
 Q: What do members of the BMA do 8 months after getting a stonking 22% pay rise?
A: Start making noises about going on strike again.
[Is this live or do they just use a recording if this keeps happening? Ed.]
Obfuscation Fest
The reports of the round-up of a collection of Iranian spies & terrorist would have been one-quarter of the length in the paper if the vagueness and officialese had been removed. ‘Specific Targets' is a typical example. Translation: We know but we're not telling you lot.
Only for those who can live long enough
The government is still dragging its feet shamelessly over making compensation payments to those who were damaged by the NHS contaminated blood scandal, which occurred in the 1970s and ran into the early 1990s.
Cynics keep noting that the claimants are dying at the rate of 2 per week and there doesn't seem to be much care involved in dealing with their plight..
Our PM is now officially Kipper Kier—two faces & no guts.
[credit: GB Views]
It is now terribly, terribly fashionable to be autistic; usually a self-diagnosis. Wot next?
Paris was bombarded with giant hailstones last weekend. A collision between warm & cold fronts produced the bombardment by monster missiles. No doubt the climate fraud criminals had a good rant about it.
Excessive excitement
Pakistan was doing the threat of nuclear war thing after India launched retaliatory strikes on 9 terrroist targets in areas controlled by Pakistan.
Today’s Ruling
Anyone who uses the junk phrase ‘bad actor' outside a theatrical context will be subject to an on-the-spot fine of £100.
 There’s always something
What would be the next Two Bier? Make that Two Bier Taxes. Temporary workers from India won't be liable for National Insurance contributions under the terms of Bier's far from wonderful deal.
 Surprise! Pres. XL is trying to grab the credit for the India-Pakistan cease-fire.
Despite the cease-fire, both sides are very reluctant to stop shooting at one another & Pakistan is claiming victory.
Esso petrol 132.9p/litre in Romiley.
Esso diesel 137.9p/litre.
The Flying Duck pub in Ilkley was offering pints @ the 1945 price of 7p on VE Day+80. But, sensibly, only to the first 80 customers. Three pubs in Devon offered pints @ 7.5p as their variation of the idea.
 “Bier Smarmer keeps sticking two fingers up to the voters. Their response @ the local elections was a more economical single digit.” Vin D. Sell
Israel's latest plan for getting rid of the Hamas is total conquest of Gaza. That should keep them busy for most of the summer.
Newly installed Reform UK councillors are refusing to waste time on being involved in ‘training' on climate change & diversity.
[Good for them, Ed.]
PM Carney of Canada has told Pres. XL to back off. Canada is not for sale & that idea about Canada becoming the 51st state of the USA? Forget it.
The latest Royal Portraits have been voted a big success. The one of King Charles shows him in uniform. Queen Camilla is shown looking much less formal in her coronation dress.
Hospitals are still letting transpicaters invade female-only facilities, & the NHS Confederation is dragging its feet over getting legal.
Reform UK councillors are getting a booting for refusing to fly Ukrainian flags on town halls. Just the union flag and the cross of St. George are all that are permitted.
Pres. XL's plan to dump illegal immigrants on Alcatraz Island; former prison, how housing a museum; has been described as ‘nutz & terrifying'. So it's bound to happen.
Brexit embarrassment for Bier
Bier Smarmer's ‘reset' with the EFU is still on course to be a betrayal of epic proportions. No wonder that Labour members are yelling for him to be dumped in favour of Health Sec. Wee Streeting.
As for his monster trade deal with the United States; thanks to Brexit, which he opposed at every opportunity; it's good for them, not brilliant for us. Such is Smarmer's skill @ negotiation.
 Three-quarters of the dogs that find a home in the UK are of unknown origin. Some come from small kennels which don't need a licence. The rest come from criminal gangs & smugglers, the Nationwatch Foundation reckons.
 Arsonist fails to burn down Chez Smarmer. A nation groans.
Today’s Question:
Are you happy to allow this man to let A.I firms in the United States plunder without payment, the wealth-generating intellectual property of British writers, musicians, film & TV creators, etc.?
Today’s Other Question:
Reform UK is currently the alternative to the Conservatives & Labour. When will they join the list of parties being protested against by votes going to a new upstart?
 “Why crush the vehicles of fly-tippers & create even more rubbish needing disposal? Why not just set the registration details to zero and sell the vehicle and use the cash for clearing up tips?” Al Tercation
Tell them nowt
Apparently, the security services were being very coy about letting us know that the Iranian terrorists they busted were planning an attack on the small fortress that is the Israeli embassy in London.
A tough time ahead
Yes, we're heading for a summer drought, & all the associated palaver, after the driest spring since 1956. And yes, blame the EFU. And all the water that escapes from distribution pipes, which the water companies are allowed to get away with not fixing.
A study commissioned by Interflora (??) found that Britons say ‘sorry' 3,286 times per year, often as a reflex and without thinking.
The programme to make the entire nation o'bese has added 260,000 more fatties in the last year.
The Brown Hole in the Chancellor's accounts has been touted as £23 billion. In fact, she's dug a hole £63 billion deep.
More crony rule
Predictably, Labour's choice for the job of independent director of football is a Labour donor.
Barclays has announced a 2-year pause in bank branch closures.
 Good news for all those who bought a Chinese EV. There's a secret kill switch and they can reduce you from motion to static at an electronic flick of that switch.
Sounds like a good trick
China has sent on loan, a sample of Moon dust, which was sent to Earth during the 2020 Chang'e 5 mission, to Prof. M. Anand of the Open University. He hopes to use it to work out how the Moon was formed.
 More from the control freaks
A move to make internet access a human right is receiving a sceptical response from academics, especially as it includes a right to TV on the internet. Those who think kids are being damaged by excessive internet access agree.
In fact, it just looks like another area where the government could play favourites, awarding the tech to its supporters and dragging its feet elsewhere.
 Assassins!
Gardeners have been added to the list of people & things responsible for a severe decline in native hedgehog numbers from 36 million to under one million.
Attacking long grass with a strimmer without doing a check for wildlife and using robot lawnmowers with defective or no safety features are to blame.
Trade & Two Biers
The current deal with the US, as observed, does them a hell of a lot more good than us.
As far as improvements go, we are in the situation of one of the Two Biers building a wall with some co-operation from the Trump regime whilst the other Bier of the Tier is knocking it down with his ‘reset' betrayal back into the clutches of the EFU.
 Sherie #1
“When Edstone Milipede goes on about covering farmland with solar panels, let us keep on reminding the bugger that a major solar farm on Angleseay was destroyed by a storm last December. Not exactly keeping the bloody lights on, is it?” X.O. Sett
“And then there are professors who have collected £50 million of our cash to look for ways of blocking the sunlight solar panels need as part of the not-so-great global warming swindle and the lie that anything done here affects the global climate.” Genna Sidle
That's Weight Watchers, the US dieting firm, driven into bankruptcy by the freely available fat jabs. But the creditors will keep things going, which is nice of them.
The new Pope used his debut Sunday blessing to call for an end to war in Ukraine & Gaza. No one waging the wars is Xpected to take any notice.
The Transport Sec. is planning to stick it to working people even more by cancelling the £3 cap on bus fares. What really nice people the Labour lot are.
 Reset needed
Jaguar Land Rover is looking for a new ad agency after being booted all over town after last year's TV ad about new electric cars was inflicted on the world. It featured a gang of models in brightly coloured outfits but not a sign of a car all the way through
Sales duly plunged and the EV project is on the back burner. Such is the usual fate of firms which go woke.
 After doing an A.I. version of Agatha Christie, the BierBC wants to do the same with the much more identifiable mug of Alfred Hitchcock.
 More insincerity than you can shake a stick at
Angular Ratner is still pushing the lie that migrants are a benefit to the UK rather than a drain on it. Foreign Sec. ‘Dippy' Dave Lammy is continuing to do the same.
Their boss, who has been pushing for unchecked immigration for his whole careet, is now saying the opposite.
Rightly, no one believes it's anything other than a political convenience and delivered with 100% internal insincerity.
  The Sentencing Council has watered down its guidelines to prevent the deportation of hundreds of criminal migrants per year. Yet another piece of evidence that Labour hates Britain.
Sherie #2
“The amazing thing is that it's a lawyer who thinks he has the right to just give the intellectual property of Britain's creative sector to American tech firms. Bier Smarmer, Mr. Giveaway of stuff that isn't his.” Giblet Lunch
“It's shameful that he even considered it to be okay. But that's lawyers for you, no morals.” Slai Tin Woke
Offering free fat jabs to people with a body mass index of over 27 could save the NHS £4.5 billion per year and increase national productivity. Or not.
 Holiday self-defence
The secret of avoiding being attacked by seagulls after chip or ice cream is to wear animal-print clothing. Dr. N. Boggert of Exeter University reckons high contrast patterns such as zebra or leopard are effective.
Staring at any nearby gulls helps to make them nervous, as does using a parasol if walking or eating with your back to a wall to deprive the gull of an easy line of approach & escape.
Bier Smarmer is set to grot on the assisted dying Bill by avoiding being there when a crunch vote is taken in the Commons next week.
Another Bier U-turn? He has supported the Bill up to now but is he getting worried that people might think he actually has an opinion on it?
Wee Streeting, the Health Sec., & the Justice Sec. will also be grotting.
Hiring is at an all-time low in response to Labour's blitz of taxes on employment & Angular Ratner's rights for employees which leave employers with none.
Responding to the Farage manifesto for Reform UK, the Conservative Shadow Chancellor has calculated that Nigel's tax giveaways would bankrupt Britain!
So another flush busted.
The National Education Union has joined the list of those ignoring the Supreme Court ruling & putting the ‘rights' of transpicaters above those of everyone else.
 Below the line mission statement:
Some of this is true, maybe, but probably not the parts that seem most real and most likely as we use current standards of elasticity where facts are concerned.
We are constantly exposed to dodgy conclusions drawn from dodgy data by jumped-up 'experts', especially the ones found in the world of politics and particularly those at the Treasury and running trade unions.
Some of us civilians at BFN like to join in to let them know that anyone can do it and we ain't impressed by their efforts.
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