Distinctly wobbly rules
The evidence of the last 5 months is that the 20% of the electorate who voted Labour were offered a false prospectus. Something O'Tool was claiming about the Brexit vote when yelling for 4 years that the nation was entitled to a ‘People's Vote' second opinion.
Under O'Tool Rules, the false prospectus argument applies in spades to the general election. But also under O'Tool Rules, if the rule is inconvenient to O'Tool, he can sit on his arse & whistle & claim it never Xisted.
Double Test
The case brought by the organization For Women Scotland over whether a piece of paper turns a man into a woman provides an interesting test for the five High Court judges in charge of the case.
Any who go along with the proposition that a piece of paper sets aside the Equality Act & provides men with access to female-only spaces will lay the judge(s) involved open to a charge of being unfit for purpose and deserving to be sacked on the spot.
Take One
The Financial Conduct Authority has fined Barclay's bank £40 MILLION for not getting involved in the Brown Bust of 2008 when the rest of the major banks went bankrupt after making totally ludicrous 'investments' in the US sub-prime mortgages scam and became a drag on the taxpayer. Which Barclays didn't.
Take Two
MPs, who know about such things, have branded the FCA opaque, incompetent & dishonest. No bluddy wonder!
The Thievin Budget affects businesses with a high ratio of female staff disproportionately. Hairdressers will be particularly badly hit. Grounds for prosecuting Thievin under the Equalities Act?
When MPs go on about a slippery slope, is that doubt that the House will be able to frame a new law that's fit for purpose or certainty that those charged with administering the new law will make a bog of the process?
Routine Hippocrisy
When Tory ministers used a helicopter to go somewhere, Labour stooges called them out of touch. Which no longer seems to matter now that Smarmer's Army is using RAF & Navy aircraft to gad about.
They used to be trying to talk up World War Three but newspaper alarmists have switched to a new tack. Now, they're agitating for a Great Global Depression caused by President Trump's sabre-rattling over tariffs.
Bogged it up, but then he would
Bier O'Tool is having to reset his plans for government after a disastrous start in office.
His big problem is that he's not a leader and he's not an ideas man. In Opposition, his ‘plan' was always to yell for the opposite of what the government was doing. Lacking this directional force, he is now floundering around. And doesn't it show.
Sherie zooms back with spot-on views
“Her Cabinet colleagues don't believe Thievin when she sez she won't be back with more tax rises. So why should the rest of us?” Con Fecter
“The boss of the viper's nest of bullying that is the GMB union is claiming he's building a better workplace. For masochists?” Drear Smarmer
“Does anyone have any spare ideas? Imaginary Reeves from Complaints is remarkably short of them.” Phil Chard
“When the recall petition about the general election has run its course we should definitely have another about our prime monster. He should be obliged to change his name from Bier to Drear as he is one of the most miserable and droning pieces of uselessness imaginable.” Dr. Alucard
Where's a good place to look for animal rights terrorist bomber fugitives from the USA? Wales seems to be a refuge of choice.
Are we deluding ourselves with false Xpectations? Bier O'Tool & his gang are full of tales of what they plan to do. But when it comes to getting anything done, nothing.
What we need to do is put benefit of the doubt on hold and not believe any of the wild claims until we get action.
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The Packers hosted the Miami Dolphins on the Friday of Week 13
The Fish bogged a punt reception in the 2nd minute, GB up close, on to a TD for Reed. Another GB TD; Jacobs from the MD 1 with a minute left in Q1, 0-14.
Red zone for the Fins in Q2, just a FG from it in the 7th minute, 3-14. Crunch! a sack forced an MD punt as the half ran out. Another TD for Reed, 3-21. After stopping the Dolphins, the Pack had enuff time to get into FG range. 3-24.
Another FG for GB half way through Q3, 3-27. Finally, the Fins got their act together, TD in the 13th minute, +2, 11-27. 4th & goal from the GB 1, sack the MD QB! 40 yards to the red zone for GB, stopped @ the MD 1, FG, 11-30 after 10 minutes.
The Fins got close, TD for Hill, catching a tipped pass with 3 minutes left, no +2, 17-30. Another sack for GB, no more scoring.
If you don't go to bed @ the same time each night, you will have a stroke, heart failure or a heart attack, according to the Xperts @ what looks like the UK Bloback to careless readers. Or maybe all 3! HAND!
Reeves fails credibility test. No one surprised.
Smartitude: A pertinent question for our local MP, L. Smart, to ask Thievin about her WFA theft went off by email 11 weeks ago. Nuffink back since the routine automatic acknowledgement. So much for all the boasts about service from out Trivial Democraps, who are as useless as Labour.
The Milipede Heat Pump Scam
Installation grant £7,500
Plus £32,000 coughed up by the customer.
Plus £15,000 for A-rated new windows
Plus £2,700 for cavity wall insulation.
Only a total twat like Milipede could think that's reasonable or affordable.
New gas boiler = £2,500 and electricity is 4x the price of gas. Also, heat pumps get noisier the older they get.
Pixie ‘she's talking' Balls, our apology for a Home Sec., delivers wibble about the Rwanda plan, which Labour has wrecked in order to waste £700 million of our money. No one impressed.
A whole crew of them
It's not just our Chancellor who's a fantasist. We have an Energy Sec. who doesn't get that blowing BILLIONs of our cash will have Nett Zero effect on the global climate. And then there's the PM who thinks leaders of major countries listen to him and take any notice of his wibble.
Today’s Definition:
Politician: someone who thinks the truth is an optional extra.
This is selfishness on steroids
There is a tremendous amount of control freakery going on around the assisted dying ishue. The control freaks, who are not affected directly, are squatting on the sidelines, yelling this shouldn't happen coz it will upset them.
And they Xpect those at the sharp end of the ishue to push off or drop dead to avoid upsetting the CFs.
Do as we do or go
It is not the British way to force those who find the religious practices of others weird, amusing or actually repellent to refrain from commenting on them and criticising them. And those who can't accept this are invited to leave our overcrowded island and go somewhere that suits them better.
The incoming Labour government was told in July that its crazy EV targets will cost jobs. Labour didn't listen, Vauxhall closes a factory in Luton, 1,100 jobs gone up in smoke. How's that growing the economy?
Bier Smarmer swore blind that we wouldn't have to change our lifestyle to meet his Nett Zero targets. Guess what? He was lying again.
Carlsberg (foreign) is binning 11 classic British beers & closing or selling breweries. Another sign of the rush of foreign investment into the UK which Labour thinks is happening?
What's Bier O'Tool going soft on this week? The Islamists are at work on him for a blasphemy law which would legitimize murderous assaults like the one on the offices of the Charlie Hebdo magazine in France.
London's Sadgeek Mayor (Labour) is giving Tube train drivers & other staff a double inflation pay rise.
Let there be wibble in abundance
"Decarbonization cannot mean deindustrialization," said J. Reynolds, Business Sec. Apart from the 1,100 jobs shed by Vauxhall in Luton for starters.
"Debolluxization of Labour party politicians cannot mean the introduction of good sense."
Including carbon emissions from manufacturing as well as those during life on the roads, driving an EV 124,000 miles provides a mere 15% of emissions savings if you really push the calculations to their dodgy limit.
Ex-Gov. of the Bonk of England M. Carney has been accused of falsely bigging up the ‘economist' reputation of Thievin Reeves in search of a gong or even a peerage. Which Xplains a lot.
“It's inevitable Beer jerked the wrong knee when he said he'd slap the cuffs on B. Ne10yahoo if the Israeli fugitive from the courts ever dares to show his face here. France, Germany & the rest of Europe would just ignore him as Israel isn't in the ICC club. Some 'leaders' have an amazing talent for picking the wrong option every time.” Cann Aleko
Former Tory leader ‘beery' Billy Hague has been elected Chancellor of Oxford University, where he did his degree course, on an agenda of restoring free speech & swatting the cancel culture, which has contaminated so badly, the reputation of a formerly respected academic institution.
Today’s Question:
Are leaders of other nations impressed by being preached at by what they know is a clueless bloke in a charity shop suit?
If you want to get away with not paying Council Tax, a good idea is to be a Labour councillor. Works quite well in Scotland.
Just an alibi
Is the weather getting wetter? Or are floods becoming more devastating because local councils & government agencies can't be arsed to build & maintain adequate flood defences and get rivers dredged so they can take more water to the sea?
“When we look at our PM, wot do we see? A leader who is full of ideas for getting useful things done? Or a useless, lying bastard in a charity shop suit? Is it not totally outrageous that we have to ask questions like that about the bloke who's supposed to be in charge of our government?” Onyer Byke
The inmates of the Office for Notional Sadistics should be in line for massive pay cuts for incompetence after the dolts ‘working' there got the net migration figure for 2021-23—bodies in minus bodies out—wrong by
307,000
The latest government sabotage plan to frustrate the assisted dying Bill is to talk it up as unaffordable.
“No surprise that the infallible Beer O'Tool isn't saying if he's for or against the Bill in case he gets it wrong.” S.C. Eptic
The legal departments of train companies are staffed by useless lumps who went after 29,000 fare dodgers over the last 4 years. But they used the wrong law to get them fined.
All the fines have now been cancelled in a lump. And there are thousands of other cases in the same box.
The rules? Sod them
Under Labour rules, if a Labour local council had thrown the customers' cash away recklessly, it will be able to shove up its Council Tax rate by more than the cap of 5% without holding a referendum in order to continue on its merry & profligate way.
Labour has imported 20,000 boat people migrants since the election.
So that's even more of our cash down one of Bier's drains.
French parliament bins Bollocks To Barnier
Making the former EFU Brexit saboteur Bollocks to Barnier the prime monster of France was a desperation move by President MacRon. No surprise that the government has now collapsed after a vote of no confidence in B2B's budget. Trying to cut public spending & raise taxes was never going to work in a country which thinks 62 is a reasonable retirement age.
In opposition, one of the many things Bier O'Tool was swearing blind about was that he would freeze Council Tax. No surprise that it was yet another of his lies.
A recently retired boss of the supermarket chain Asda has been awarded an Bleedin' Obvious Banana for pointing out that the Labour party doesn't get business. [Mainly because none of them has ever had a proper job. Ed]
Tell us something we don't know, mate!
Labour's jobs tax is forecast to kill off 130,000 jobs. Wot economic growth?
Australia is getting close to a ban on access to the interweb libel lounges for the under-16s. And the imposition of stonking fines on operators which fail to deny kids access.
As usual, sold in the direction of out
Bier Smarmer is getting ready to hand the Elgin Marbles to the Greek government for his own twisted pleasure. Will they join the rest of the Parthenon frieze? No, the Greeks let them decay to rack & ruin, and the section in the British Museum survives only because Lord Elgin (British) saved it.
This is part of a global left-wing & woke attempt to erase every benefit our country has ever given to the world.
“Don't you just wish we had a government which appreciated the Britisch and our contribution instead of doing grovelling apologies for everything brilliant that we've done?” Toole O'Bier
“What part is the Britisch Museum's chairman, George '15 Jobs' Osborne, playing in all this? He doesn't Xactly have a wonderful record for doing the right thing.” Holly Day
Where’s the Jackal when you need him?
There's a Xmas tree in Downing Street next to Bier's front door paid for out of the winter fuel cash Smarmer & Thievin stole from pensioners. Nothing like rubbing it in, eh?
On second thoughts, the Jackal might as well have a day off as a replacement PM would be just another useless, lying nasty bastard if it's another of the current Labour crew.
Kindergarten treatment
The management of Cambridge University thinks its customers are such useless pieces of dross that they need posters to tell them how to use staircases.
The instructions include both orders not to use pocket phones on stairs and QR codes for kids not allowed to use a phone to scan if they want to report a staircase disaster near-miss to nanny.
Our judges are now trying to shove being unable to get what a foreigner with a strong accent is saying into the rachelism Brown Hole. Wot next?
Pillock Parade
The biggest problems with the assisted dying Bill remain the competence, of doctors & judges, doubts about the ability of Parliament to create a 'fit for purpose' legal framework & the Xclusion of people who would benefit from the legal umbrella because they are unable to self-administer the poison.
Apart from that, everything's fine.
Bier’s BS Reset
Smarmer is wall to wall problems but the worst of them; worse even than the cluelessness & dishonesty, is he's not a leader. He couldn't lead a gang of lemmings over a cliff.
Bier also thinks that offering milestones with nothing carved on them to tell you how far you've come and how far you still have to go is a great idea. [One he snaffled from Edstone Milipede? Ed.]
One bright note is that there will be no Xmas Special from Smarmer as all he can do is dull & boring and we get that all the year round.
Only cosmetic
Bier Smarmer's New Plan for Change doesn't include doing anything about migration, legal & illegal, which is being taken as an actual admission of cluelessness. And if there is any change, it won't happen until well into next year.
A reason has emerged for why Smarmer is doing nothing about migration. Apparently, he thinks controlling it is rachelist—which is total BS. But what else do you Xpect from him?
Go Lindt, Go Skint!
An advent calendar packed full of chocolates & gifts looks enormously dear @ £180, even though it's five feet tall. The rip hurtles in the direction of off when the contents are priced.
You get £92.40 worth of stuff if bought individually. Which puts the price of the box @ £87.60. Farqqq!
Bier Smarmer is also getting a booting for knowing all about red-mop Haigh's criminal record (spent) when he made her Transport Sec. He had known about it for 4 years.
What to do when the (spent) conviction made the news? Being Bier, he came up with a lie about 'new information'. 'Coz that's the sort of fraud he is.
Haigh also gets a booting for being a casual fraudster. Which, paradoxically, makes her a fitting member of a government which is based on fraud.
Jaguar, which got a booting for doing an ad with no cars, now has a concept car. Not one anyone can buy though until at least 2026, when they start building EVs. So still no actual car yet.
Pay of the back sort
One beneficiary of the shambles O'Tool made of the Haigh Affair is President Boris, who can stick a knife in the PM over yet another episode of hypocrisy, fuelled by memories of Boris getting a fine for birthday cake that never came out of the box during lock-in and Smarmer being allowed to get away with boozing all over the country by left-wing police farces.
Electricity & water do not mix!
There is speculation about why the newly installed EV chargers @ the Esso station in Romiley are still off limits. The most obvious Xplanation is a need to build an awning of some sort over the bay.
Plugging cables for a 150 KW system into chargers & vehicles whilst it's pissing down with rain sounds like a good way to get dead in a hurry.
The boss of M16 reckons he's never seen the world in a more dangerous state. Maybe the bloke needs to get out more.
The notorious Globet Rotter
The public perception is that every time Bier O'Tool goes on one of his foreign jaunts, any deal he makes will be bad for Britain. Not that such a trivial quibble will keep Bier from his freebies.
Thanks to Thievin, the payments on 50% of mortgages will go up over the next 3 years. No one surprised.
The government is being faced with pressures of reality to put back a stoopid target for banning the sale of hybrid vehicles.
Lord Alli has been commanded to buy some specs for Thievin Reeves to find out if actually being able to see the books she keeps failing to cook will make a difference to her currently piss-poor performance in the office of Chancellor.
Pal Pals invade a service in a Catholic cathedral on a Sunday. Just ill-mannered scum. Won't achieve anything other than destroying even more tolerance of their cause. Get bloody lost.
Afraid that assisted dying could becomes possible, our wonderful government is already claiming that it will cost the NHS millions and dropping hints about sticking the customers with a bill because clinics in Switzerland do it.
Lots of armed police on show
Islamist terrorists are doing their best to make Xmas markets a thing of the past. So much for multi-bloody-culturalism. No concessions to them. Ever.
Bier Smarmer has gone soft on deporting foreign criminals. Labour apologists are claiming the Home Office doesn't have enuff staff, which is bollocks. The snivellers are about as much use as chocolate teapots. Less, in fact, as you can eat the chocolate of a teapot.
We're also being told there aren't enuff lawyers. More bollocks. The bastards are too busy stuffing our cash into their pockets to get anything useful done.
“Maybe we need to introduce ritual cannibalism of a particularly useless chocolate teapot pour encourager les autres.” Gordon Ordinaire
Alibi box now empty
According to Labour's apologists, the party put so much effort into the election that it didn't have time to come up with a plan for government.
Which Xplains why the manifesto was lies from start to finish and why Thievin Reeves came up with a 'fully costed' spending plan which was dismissed as garbage when Treasury minions got a chance to inspect it.
Hence the Reeves piece of fiction about a £22 BILLION Brown Hole in the accounts. Which was also dismissed by the Treasury & Office for Notional Sadistics mobs as yet more garbage.
“And why Thievin ended up having to grab £40 BILLION in her budget to fill the Brown Holes the Treasury found in her 'full costed' accounts.” Freddie Knows
Further proof that the minions @ the Home Office are useless—tests to find out if an illegal who claims to be a child really is one are not being done. Apparently, the minions find it easier just to accept whatever unverfied BS they are fed.
Hi-Tech but not yet
Mercedes is developing a photovoltaic paint system which will power an electric car in a sunny location, and maybe develop a surplus which the customer can use at home. Maybe, possibly, might be available in the 2040s, so don't hold your breath.
Actual economists @ the CBI have calculated that the Budget will reduce activity in the wealth-creating private sector over the next 3 months.
Shame our wonderful government doesn't have anyone capable of making this sort of calculation.
“Businesses are fast losing faith in the government's economic grown strategy? Only a nutter would have had any the first place. It's a LABOUR government, remember.” Tedious O'Tool
“This is a government that's happy to give £700 BILLION per year of our money to foreign farmers whilst destroying agriculture here.” Stan Doffish
The Green Bay Packers were in Detroit in Week 14
The Lions took their opener to TD. The Pack fumbled the ball away early in Q2. On to a FG and 0-10. GB got real close, TD in the 10th minute, 7-10. A TD in the last minute of the half for the Lions, 7-17.
A long pass play in Q3 set up an early TD for GB, 14-17. A pick stopped the Lions, on to a barge-in TD for Jacobs, 21-17. Back ahead for the Lions with a TD after 10 minutes, 21-24. The Lions were stuffed on a 4th & 1, great field position.
Jacobs in for another TD in Q4, 28-24. One for the Lions in the 7th minute, 28-31. Red zone for GB, FG, 31-all. The Lions ate clock, FG, 31-34 final. Boooo!
Today’s Wisdom:
Knowing your government is thoroughly corrupt does give you the advantage of knowing how to deal with the bastards in all circumstances.
Q: What do you get if there's a Richter 7.0 earthquake under the sea off the west coast of California?
A: A tsunami warning going all the way up the West Coast to Oregon, lots of panic, and no tsunami.
The voice of Xperience
Labour is claiming it will put an end to dangerous cladding on high-rise buildings over 60 feet tall by 2029. The general response is that this gang of fraudsters will only make a horribly complicated process worse.
Q: What do you do if the police close your posh club after making an arrest on a rape charge on the premises?
A: If you're the Groucho Club in London, chuck out all the furniture.
Q: What do you get if you go to a drinking club in Vang Vieng in Laos?
A: A good chance of being poisoned to death by lethal vodka that's loaded with methanol.
Q: How do the clubs stay open?
A: Because they pay a ransom to the local police, who make a living out of mugging tourists.
Q: Are there any species that don't fear fire?
A: How about fireflies?
“Apparently, former PM t.b. liar has the ear of the prime monster. Where does he keep it? In a box in his trophy cabinet?” Barm Smoker
“Is that why Bier's specs can look wonky? Only one ear and his conk to hold them up?” Tuppence Farting
Even his Cabinet ministers don't believe Clueless Smarmer can deliver his guarantee to make the UK's economy the fastest growing in the G7 Group, and they are ready to leak this to anyone who will listen.
Another hand to be held out for a sub?
After five months of continuous failure in office, Thievin Reeves is looking decidedly haggard. Let us hope that Lord Alli picks up the bill for the cosmetic surgery and she doesn't try to stick it on her Parliamentary expenses.
Following the eviction of the Syrian dictater B. Assad, looted items from the presidential palace in Damascus are Xpected to become as numerous in the souvenir trade as pieces of the Berlin Wall.
Pointless? Labour at it again!
The government's ban on TV adverts for high fat, high calorie, etc. 'junk foods' before 9 p.m. is unlikely to have any effect on childhood o'besity. The scam would ban things like porridge oats and English muffins, but allow sausage rolls and meat pies to get as much exposure as the makers can buy.
The government's own impact analysis admits the scam would chop just 2 whole calories off a kid's daily diet, and it's not due to start until October next year. Which gives Bier plenty of time to stall and eventually deny it was ever policy.
“This is what Bier meant when he said he'd tread more lightly on the lives of the voters? Waste lots of cash on BS that achieves nothing?” Perce Toff
“Typical Bier, of course. 100% off the beam. Nothing to do with TV advertising. Fast food outlets are on every street. And it's in supermarkets & shops for kids to see and want.” R.T. Choke
Creaky Joe Biden has spared the nation the cost of locking up his druggie son, Hunter, the worst of the Biden Criminal Clan, for 25 years by giving him a free pardon. Which also keeps Old Joe off the persecutor's list.
Nothing will be done about the decaying state of Britain's Armed Forces before June next year as it's not a Labour priority.
Work? Schmork!
The Home Office response to its failure to get to grips with migration has been to open a well-being room, where the staff can put their feet up & have a cup of tea instead of doing the job they're overpaid to do.
The latest theory on the Chinese Plague is that the enduring effects on some people; long covid; are not caused by the vaccines, which the anti-vaxxers would have us believe are responsible—for their own sinister motives.
What actually happened is that the plague brewers in Wuhan modified a respiratory virus to attack the immune system as well. And those suffering the long after-effects are enjoying the benefits of a damaged immune system.
“It takes a really nasty piece of work to put on a smug look and brag about depriving your mother of her winter fuel allowance. But that's a Labour government for you.” S.M Armour
If you want a really good family row over Xmas, the Xperts reckon, a great way to start it is to get everyone playing a board game.
Another Labour flop’s gong
Sadgeek K'han't is getting a knighthood as a reward for failure as London's mayor, or so those who claim to be in the know reckon.
Some story as Smarmer, who got his K for services to Savile et al, and failure to spot criminal fantasies about child abuse during his failed crusade against entertainers & Tory politicians.
Today’s Question:
Is there a better description of Thievin than a headache on legs?
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Smartitude: A pertinent question for our local MP, L. Smart, to ask Thievin about her WFA theft went off by email 12 weeks ago. Nuffink back since the routine automatic acknowledgement. No wonder they get called Trivial Democraps.
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An attention-seeking celeb chef was yelling in May that it was time to give Labour a chance. Shame he didn't realize he was giving Labour a chance to fucq everything up. Maybe he'll think first the next time he starts sounding off. Or maybe not.
right: The Prime Monster on his way to an anonymous can-kicking session last Friday.
Labour has yet to come up with a counter to the inconvenient truth that, with trade unions in charge, renationalized sections of the railway network have delays of double those of areas still in private hands.
25% of the population are idiots who think Labour isn't failing on the costa living crisis.
How very comforting. Over half the TV output on BBC 1 & BBC 2 over the Xmas period will be the usual suspect repeats.
Bier O'Tool sez he will put 13,000 new coppers on the streets. Translation: only 3,000 new coppers, 3,000 moved from other jobs & the rest PCSOs & volunteer special constables.
No opportunity to lie ever missed.
Conservative education reforms have pushed Britisch school kids into the top 5 in international rankings for science. Labour-supporting trade unions are now working hard to bin the improvements in the name of letting teachers do less for more of our cash.
It will always get out, the inconvenient truth
Smarmer's dam is leaking & there's a steady dribble of doubt seeping out of the sluices from ministers who want to do something instead of sit on their bum as consultations & reviews go on and on around them, making it Xcruciatingly plain that there was no plan of action when Bier took office.
On the other hand, the gang with ants in their pants would do well to realize that the customers feel safer when this sorry shower are doing nothing, if the chaos caused by Thievin is typical of Labour In Action.
“Maybe the ones moaning about having to kick cans down the road are hinting they'd like Lord Alli to buy them some boots too.” Jerk McSplerk
Blackpool's pensioners now have a worse life expectancy than those of the previous record-holder, Glasgow, by 6 months.
10% of beer servings in pubs are now low- or no-alcohol.
The latest Labour ruse for sabotaging assisted dying is to pretend a shortage of judges will prevent anything from happening, even if the judge's role is just cosmetic & contributes nothing much to the whole circus.
The Most Frequent Reason given for someone choosing not to buy a Jaguar car is that they are now only for weirdos, which the person involved ain't.
Dracula Boots could be in for a bumper season of sales. Bier O'Tool has promised 105 can-kicking reviews & talking shops in search of policies to offer to a disbelieving nation, and no one Xpects him to stop there.
UseLEZ, or what!
The Post Office has made a total bog of an in-house replacement for the defective Horizon system. That's two billion quid down the drain and the Japanese tech firm Fujitsu now has a one-year Xtension for its buggy system running to March of 2026.
Q: What's a really stoopid Gen Z thing to do?
A: Keep your spouse, who's away on a trip, on a 9-hour video call to waste lotz of cash.
Kept them out of mischief for a while
Skull measurers have been able to get at the grave in Italy of a 1,700 year old prototype for Santa Clause. Their recreation of the face of Saint Nicholas of Myra bears an uncanny resemblance to much-loved Britisch actor David Jason, a.k.a. Inspector Frost, in his later years.
Today’s Question:
Can anyone train their arse to whistle ‘Timothy' or dos it take really advanced skills as a petomane?
A Ludicrous Milipede Fantasy
A 3,000 acre solar farm in Lincolnshire will produce 500 megaWatts, which is claimed will be enuff to power 300,000 homes.
By giving them 167 Watts each. Which is one-sixth of the amount needed to boil a kettle. How's that going to keep the lights on?
Schminfluence, or 2 more fingers stuck up at the rest of us
The BierBC has failed miserably to make its list of 100 most influential women in the world 50% men. Just one bloke has been included this year, a foreigner who invented trans-gender palm trees!!!
Why is the FA ignoring its own regulations to force players to wear sexual deviant rainbow armbands? & wot does this have to do with football matches anyway? Some sackings at the top long overdue.
4 million monstrous fatties on the books of the NHS. Just 220,000 of them to get miracle drug treatment as a starter. At a cost to the nation of £27 MILLION per month.
One out of many
It will be an unhappy Xmas for a gang of cocaine importers in Belgium. Their cargo of 9.5 tonnes of Guatemala's best coke was found in a shipment of bananas when the freighter docked at the port for the capital of the Dominican Republic.
Deputy PM A. Robot has announced that planning reform will end development.
The Thievin National Insurance tax grab in the Budget is Xpected to devastate the charity sector in Scotland. No one surprised.
A professor @ Edinburgh University is working hard to kick lumps off the myth of Scotland as a haven of opportunity. As with everywhere else, he reckons, money talks in a loud voice.
“When it comes to insensitivity, Smarmer is prize-winning. A bloke who lives in a millionaire's mansion, who swans about in Alli-paid-for suits and claims to be working class & doesn't Xpect people to laugh just doesn't have a clue.” Hipper Nosis
A grasping galoot name of Kier
Would never pay for his beer.
Or his Suits. Or his Boots
Whilst in Cahoots
With Alli, the loaded-Left peer.
Dead are the legs
The nation's snivel servants are upset coz Smarmer has dared to notice their lack of ambition & that their sinking productivity would not be tolerated anywhere other than in the public sector. Takes one to know one?
Although, given that these are the same snivel servants who want 5 days' pay for 4 days' shirking—"Same Pay, Shorter Working Week" is the skiving bastards' own slogan—how much credibility do the snivellers have apart from none at all?
“There has been a lot of fun poked @ the tree Norway sent to London this December when compared with official trees in other countries. Norway's donation does work as a tree. What lets it down is the bog Sadgeek K'han't's minions made of decorating it.” Sirday Vid
Facts, Schmacts
It's not only our apology for a Chancellor who can't be bothered to get facts straight. Dippy Dave Hammy, our apology for a Foreign Sec., can't be bothered to take a look at a map. Which allowed a parliamentary sketch writer to laugh @ Dave's claim that Syria (Middle East), is next door to Libya (North Africa). But only if you ignore the 1,000 miles between them.
Could it really be that the Ayatollah Bunchacommies, the eternal boss of Iran, is trembling in his boots after the dicktater Assad was forced to flee from Syria? Maybe the exercise will do him a bit of good.
No surprise that Donald Trump is the Time Magazine Man of the Year.
Who else could come close to him?
Seasonal Crisis!
Building new homes without chimneys & fireplaces is leaving children confused. How, they wonder, can Santa Claus get in to deliver their presents & does landing a sleigh on the roof wreck solar panels? Parents are awaiting guidance.
Recruitment firms are having a really tough time following the collapse of business confidence caused by Thievin's £40 BILLION tax grab. Few companies are taking on more staff in case she's back for more in the new year.
Looking to bunk off?
Does Bier Smarmer secretly want to join Reform UK? But in a figurehead role that doesn't involve creating policies & delivering them, or having to know what the Opposition is up to so that he can advocate the opposite.
But would the Reformers necessarily want someone who can do dreary, contentless speeches with a team of paid stooges clapping & cheering on the sidelines to feed his monstrous ego? Surely there are plenty out of the same box in their own ranks.
Labour's decarbonization of the national grid by 2030 fantasy is seen by some as a moonshot. Moonshine would be a far better description.
Shirk @ Home parents are ruining the education of their kids by letting them bunk off school, Ofsted reckons. Especially on Fridays.
50% of UK firms plan to reduce staffing levels & raise prices to be able to fund Thievin's tax grabs. Economic growth? Prosperity? With Labour around, forget both.
Bier Smarmer has given a banned Islamist terrorist gang in Syria £11 MILLION of our cash. No one surprised.
“Why 11 million? Is there some mystic symbolism in it? The sum of 7 + 3 + 2, the initial prime numbers omitting the unlucky 5 and deducting 1 for good luck? It's certainly daft enuff for a politician to do.” Norrim Presst
Meanwhile, a million pensioners here are skipping meals coz Thievin stole their winter fuel & Edstone Milipede lied about everyone's power bill going down by £300. On the contrary, power bills will be going up & up in January.
More government insanity
The Army is to test electric battlefield tanks next year. This has to be the bloody daftest idea in the whole history of the universe. Where will they plug the buggers in when the battery goes flat? Smarmer's Army have really lost it.
How curious that theGrauniad Media has been obliged to sell The Observer to Tortoise Media, which boasts that it doesn't do breaking news. Did TM find that yells of "Hold the front page!" were turning its minions into mental elves?
An infinite urge to split hairs
Our wonderful government is Xtending the concept of Two Tier justice to murder. A nominal life sentence will no longer be mandatory if the killer can pull off diminished responsibility.
Murder in the 2nd degree (as in the US), or murder-lite as the Conservatives call it, will give killers even more derisory terms behind bars.
“Has to be a consequence of having a lawyer for a prime monster. The legal trade has never been notorious for being in contact with the real world.” Al Katraz
Smarmer delivers economic growth!
Customers are requested not to notice that it's negative growth, i.e. shrinkage of the economy.
Surprise! The scrounging bastards of the public sector are leaping out on strike again despite their recent huge pay rises.
Deputy PM A. Robot is cool with wiping out all wildlife in the countryside in pursuit of Smarmer's ludicrous house-building plans.
Child minding as a trade is in decline & the numbers abandoning it will make the trade Xtinct by 2033.
Vexatious complaints made against teachers by pupils, parents & interfering members of the public are having a similar effect on the teaching trade. No Xtinction date is on offer just yet, though.
A fantasist doxy called Reeves
Had to switch her surname to Thieves
After getting so Rash
At tax-grabbing Cash
As to give the Nation the Heaves.
“I come before you with a fully costed Budget. Which will require you to cough up a further forty billion quid for stuff I didn't think of earlier.” Hell Vetica
Not increasing Defence spending until waste has been cut & efficiency has been boosted actually makes sense. But can you trust this sorry Labour crew not to make a total bog of these two essentials? Joke.
Lips moving, more lies on the way
"No more Defence spending, only cuts," sez our unnecessary Chancellor. There is now a definite suspicion that Labour's preferred way of making Defence spending 2.5% of GDP involves reducing GDP to boost the current percentage; or a reduced one; by fraud.
Whilst there is no evidence that 20 mph speed limits are making roads safer, there is abundant evidence that they are being used to swindle motorists out of tens of millions of pounds.
And naturally, our wonderful government is going to impose even more irrelevant 20 mph limits as fast as it can.
Attempts are being made to intimidate the broadcaster GB Views into not reporting the crimes of Islamists, e.g. those of the grooming gangs who were allowed to thrive for so long, because doing so is now being identified as 'Islamophobic' by those who feel guilty about the presence of criminals in their (client) 'community' but who would rather pretend they don't Xist than see them brought to justice here.
Another boot was applied because GB Views (the clue is in the name) concentrates on what's happening here in GB rather than what's going on elsewhere in the world.
More left-wing & anti-Britisch control freaks trying to impose censorship by the back door?
“And the Moslem Council of GB does itself no favours by supporting the censorship of details of crimes which are products of the Islamist culture.” Skier Barmier
A crazy female attention-seeker claims she wants to set a world record for 'sleeping' with 1,000 men in succession. Not have sex with them, just in/out lasting a couple of seconds.
Which means that the whole world record farce will be over in a little more than half an hour. Hurry on Xtinction if this is the best the 'uman race has to offer.
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But would the system actually work here?
99% of the population of pioneer state Estonia has a digital ID of the sort our government is eager to impose on us by stealth. Estonians are estimated to save 5 days per year of butting heads with obstructive burrocraps. Which could translate into about 5 weeks here, given the state of UK burrocracy. If some competent firm got the job of providing the system.
This year's Geminid meteor shower might have lit up the sky, but it was a total flop from the point of view of those under horizon to horizon rain clouds. The gloom ‘n' doom spread by O'Tool & Thievin is getting the blame.
Pillock Pixie Panned
Cosmetic Home Sec. Pixie Balls is going to be in trouble with the boss for making a liar out of him. Smarmer's dodgy pledge of putting thousands of coppers on the street will be sabotaged by Home Office dodgy accounting, which will result in HUGE cuts in police numbers.
The Chief Constables who are moaning about Home Office funding are on rocky ground themselves over the HUGE amount of cash they waste on confecting non-hate imaginary non-crimes instead of getting actual police work done.
More of your cash grabbed, less in return
The Conservatives were all for forcing councils to do black bin refuse collections @ least fortnightly. Labour is content to scrap this & give the rats a treat. No announcement, of course, all done by stealth. But when the bin men don't turn up for a month, it's not just your council to blame.
Q: What is the reality behind Labour's attempt to kill off our domestic farming industry?
A: It is being done to create vast tracts of unused former agricultural land on which to park solar panels, wind farms & houses for the migrants, which Labour is making no attempt to Xclude, so that they can form colonies in which the Britisch values which Labour despises so much are entirely absent.
FIFA has upset Those People everywhere by giving the 2034 World Cup to Saudia, a home of unWestern restrictions and a place that doesn't exactly have a climate where football can be played as it should be.
Worse, Labour apologists are outraged because members of the Algae Boutique won't be made welcome.
On the other hand, a World Cup costs a bomb to stage and if the Saudis can afford to do it, and provide facilities where football can be played properly, why not? If we had to pander to every minority on the planet before doing anything, nothing would ever get done,.
“You know, that pandering thing sounds like what our wonderful Labour government is trying to do. Which certainly Xplains why nothing worthwhile ever gets done.” Nasser Reeves
Labour is calling for the services of creative thinkers, who can disrupt the snivel service & make it more productive. Why? 'Coz Labour is totally clueless & devoid of ideas for getting anything useful done.
The Scottish government was allowed to borrow money in 2017. Big mistake. The SNP has dug a £3 Billion Gordon Brown Hole of debt and it will cost Scottish taxpayers £335 Million to service next year.
The Labour cabinet is getting a booting for lack of diversity!
They are all public sector scroungers who have never had a proper job and there are no real people with private sector Xperience of making a living in the real world.
The prevailing Metropolitan blinkering is leaving Smarmer's Army with binocular vision and unable to see what's going on around it.
Still nothing original
Labour won't admit this but copying the machinations of Desperate Dom against the Whitehall Blob when President Boris was in charge are an essential part of Smarmer's disruption plan.
“Given the degree of uselessness shown by the Labour lot in the last 5 months, I should think the Blob is feeling quite secure!” Hral Vaxt
“Especially if Thievin is going to spend years looking @ government waste instead of actually doing anything about it.” Dingle Bell
“All that is out of the same box as the Labour plans for prisons. 14,000 new places by 2031, which means they don't have to do anything now and they can carry on not sending serious criminals to gaol to 'relieve overcrowding'.” Graeme Frownie
A Turkish hair clinic in Istanbul is Xperiencing a rush of weirdos, who want a beard transplant. The Royal Princes Wills & Hairy are getting the blame for the trend.
The Packers travelled to Seattle to play the Squawks in Week 15
GB, playing in white, opened with a TD for Jacobs against a gang of greeny-yellow Squawks. A sack stopped the SH. Red zone again for GB, Doubs barged into the end zone with a pass, 14-0.
The SH were sacked to a FG two minutes in to Q2, 14-3. A bomb pass from Love got BG close, just a FG to follow, 17-3. The Squawks were picked off in the GB end zone in the 13th minute. FG from it, 20-3.
In Q3, defence to start then a FG for Seattle, 20-6. Red zone for GB, FG, 23-6. GB fumbled the ball away early in Q4, on to a TD for the SH, 23-13. GB failed to make a 4th & 2 in SH territory. A pick gave them the ball back. On to another TD pass to Doubs, 30-13 after 11 minutes. And that was the last score.
Storm D battered to bitz the UK's largest solar farm, which was on Anglesea, & bashed the blades off nearby wind turbines. Not only occasionals but wreckables! And no substitute for a strongly built proper power station..
Wind turbines not operating in Scotland because of high winds will cost the taxpayer £342 MILLION this year.
Smarmer's Army is attempting to abolish juries to make it easier for politically biased & unreliable judges to do a kangaroo court conviction.
Insufficient pay is being offered as the reason for a decline in the number of KCs, who go on to become judges, and the consequent lack of sufficient bodies available to do court time to tackle criminal backlogs.
SNP Ministers are as bad as O'Tooligans for hoovering up sporting freebies & keeping quiet about them. Three more of them are in trouble for doing it this month.
Q: What is a good way to send Labour MPs into phoney melt-down?
A: Point out that their plan to build housing everywhere is for the benefit of illegal immigrants rather than for that of Britisch citizens.
Smarmer sucks—Official!
His disapproval rating makes him the worst ever prime monster in the whole history of the universe.
Tory figurehead K. Badenuff was showered with derision for declaring that lunch is for wimps. But then she's a politician, a set of people who are full of wibble. But, in this case, she fell well short of Labour standards. And if she reckons sandwiches are no substitute for a proper meal, she's entitled to her opinion.
But cue Bier O'Tool sending his official spokes out to deliver a 1,000 wibble-word counterblast to a hurriedly assembled press conference.
Cue wailing & gnashing of teeth by Edstone Milipede as every account of the sandwich war included a reference to him making an idiot of himself by failing to tackle a bacon sandwich in 2014.
“Well, it's not as if there's anything O'Tool can do that would be of any help to us, so he might as well waste his valueless time on trivia. The less the bastard does, the safer the rest of us are.” Zes Picater
When in Opposition, in 2013, our apology for a Foreign Sec., Dippy Dave, was all in favour of the now departed Syrian dicktater Assad 'coz the Conservatives were against him. How very Smarmer.
Train fares in the UK can be six times higher than those for a comparable service on the Europeon mainland.
The RMT union will be having a strike on December 22, 23 & 29, which gives a big clue as to the source of the problem—Xcessive wage claims, insane restrictive practices, etc., etc.
Thievin is having severe credibility problems with the public sector. After the election, she threw our cash at the trade union strikers with reckless abandon.
Now, she's claiming she has an iron fist and anything above inflation will have to be bought with productivity gains for the next 3 years.
So we can Xpect endless public sector strikes to call her bluff, and endless episodes of Thievin coughing up more of our cash.
Over 50% of young drivers make no secret of using a pocket phone whilst on the road. The future appears to be roadside A.I. systems capable of spotting them at it rather than more coppers on the roads.
A warning from the Met Commish that his force would have to pick which crimes to bother with if he has to cut 2,300 coppers due to funding shortages was met with a degree of bewilderment from members of the general public.
"Are they bothering with anything now?" was the most usual response, followed by: "Who will spot any difference?"
Is the naming of the Chinese spy who was known to Prince Andrew a big deal? Not to the people who have never heard of him, especially if it could be just an alias. Not to the people who already knew the name.
“How was Prince Andy supposed to know the bloke was a spy if MI5 hadn't spotted him? Is he supposed to be psychic, or something?” Gerrota That
Lest we forget, Angular Robot used to get on President Boris' case for having an official photographer. But now she has a gang of them herself, it's suddenly okay.
Hippocrisy with a bum to match.
Smarmer's cruising around the world on jet planes puts 280 times more carbon dioxide into the atmosphere than a normal person's allowance.
There isn’t a lie Labour won’t tell when it’s out in the wilderness—Official!
Q: What do you get if you are convicted of a £200,000 fraud against Britisch soldiers who were serving in Iraq?
A: If your name is Shiner, away with it.
“Judges, eh?” Markt Cards
America is definitely the place to do business when Trump takes over, with lower taxes & less red tape on offer. The Xact opposite of what Smarmer's dismal Army is doing here to wreck the economy.
Trump is a deal-maker. The O'Tooligans; the whole lot of them; are just clueless wreckers.
Usual story, only a bit of the information used. Tory leader K. Badenuff was taking a pop @ soggy sandwiches when she made her remarks about lunch, but that vital piece of information got lost in the shuffle, as usually happens when political bollux is being confected.
Our wonderful Labour government admits that energy prices are going up 'in the name of tackling the energy crisis'.
“Except, there is no energy crisis. We have more than enuff oil & gas to meet our needs. In fact, claiming there is a bogus crisis should be a criminal offence with an automatic stonking fine & a 10-year gaol sentence attached. One with Nett Zero chance of parole.” Stentor Bell
Q: How do you avoid the disaster of your pet eating the Xmas tree?
A: Get a cat, a hamster, a goldfish or some other species which never eats trees of any sort. Avoid goats.
Bier Smarmer's minions are attempting to distance him from the chaos his ministers are causing. One alibi is that he is spending so much time globe-trotting at our Xpense & pretending he's in charge of a growing economy, that he hasn't spotted that Thievin is wrecking everything in sight & that there economy is in decline.
Pack ’em in problems?
The new Syrian leader, the boss of the Sham terrorist outfit, is encouraging those who fled the Assad regime to come back & rebuild the country. But will there be enuff places to house all those millions spread across Turkey & Europe?
Marsman Musk is now worth a stonking $440 Billion, which is more than Bill Gates of MicroSoft & the Amazon bloke J.B. Zos put together.
Anyone hoping to travel anywhere just before Xmas is a mug as there will be the usual chaos on the roads, railways & @ airports; a lot of it caused by repairs & maintenance scheduled for times of maximum demand.
Get out of that!
Back in 2017, Pixie Balls, our pretend Home Sec., was the WASPI woman's best mate. In 2019, Angrier Robot & Bier O'Tool were doing the same.
But now the O'Tooligans are in office, and they've blown all the spare cash by handing it to their mates, they've decided that women got plenty of notice of getting their pension at the same age as men and there's going to be no compenbloodysation for them.
“Well, it's not as the raising of the female state pension age was kept a close secret by the evil Tories.” Jay Cobcoller
Situation Normal—A State of Shambles
On the one hand, we have DEFRA warning that the nation is too dependent on imported food. On the other, we have Thievin, Edstone Milipede, Angular Robot & all the rest of Smarmer's Army trying real hard to end agriculture in Britain. And on a third hand, we have biologists being encouraged to brew up frankenfoods in laboratory complexes as an alternative to growing crops outdoors.
But where's the bloke who should be banging heads together & looking after our interests? Probably off on another of his freebie junkets & claiming he's going to grow the economy enormously.
On the job forever
Police are investigating dozens of persons of interest @ the Post Office & Fujitsu on potential charges of perjury & perverting the course of justice over the Horizon accounting shambles.
No results are Xpected before the end of the current century.
Wee Streeting, the miniature Health Sec. has had a good booting from broadcaster & journalist Jenni Murray over his messing about with A&E targets. The real problem, she reckons, is that GPs are inaccessible & failing to supply basic services.
That's why people end up @ A&E.
Typical Labour stooge, Wee is looking @ the wrong problem.
“Well, if you're only three foot five tall, I guess you have to take every opportunity to get yourself noticed, no matter how daft it makes you look.” N.O. Worries
There aren't enuff builders to construct Smarmer's 5 million (or whatever) new houses. Actually, no one surprised.
The situation is not helped by builders having an unusually high suicide rate due to mental ‘elf problems.
More wheels coming off
The Scottish government's tactic of shoving up the Minimum Unit Price for alcohol is backfiring. Scots are drinking as much as ever & Scottish traders are losing out as former customers shop online or do booze cruises to the north of England, where prices are more affordable.
Thefts of booze; ignored by Police Scotland; are also soaring north of the border.
Alcohol-related deaths are up 12% since MUP was imposed.
Squadrons of UFOs have been buzzing the east coast states of the USA since the end of November. Homeland Security & the FBI issued a joint statement claiming the drones are no threat to the security of the US and its citizens; but failed to reveal how they know.
If the mystery drones are still up to their tricks in January, President Trump will order them to be shot down.
Just routine cowardice
The reason why Xmas trees everywhere from London to Romiley look unexciting compared to those in public places abroad is that just white lights are used.
It's as if politicians are afraid to authorize colours in case they're accused of making the tree look like a Palestinian Flag or an emblem of some oppressive terrorist regime.
It's fashionable for virtue flaggers to offer seaweed or some other gunk as a cattle food to stop them farting the greenhouse gas methane.
But it has been known for years that the caterpillars of moths produce more greenhouse gases than all the world's cattle combined.
Still no strategy for the moths, though.
This government's Nett Zero insanity will cost the UK £240 BILLION between now & 2030, and have absolutely fucq all effect on the global climate. This is plainly criminal and the whole lot of them should be locked up.
Labour's tax raids, especially on farmers, will actually reduce the amount of cash ending up in the Treasury, some accounting by the CBI has found. So much for the world famous economist.
“Smarmer has to have lost it if the thinks making the Mandelsleaze our ambassodor to the Untied States is a good idea. A New Labour Cabinet career going Blunk! when one of Blair's ministers got cute once became nothing exceptional. Cute & your out twice tells its own story. Still, no doubt incoming President Trump knows Xactly what to Xpect thanks to a briefing from his mate Nige.” Sym Bolismus
Apply oft & vigorously!
Edstone Milipede is getting a good booting for adding to the plethora of lies in the Labour election manifesto, the one about a £300 cut in energy bills.
And also for his plans for occasional energy sources, which will shove the price of electricity even higher with their monumental subsidies.
The Cabinet Office is hoping to shed 6% of its bloated staff by offering 'take the money & run' voluntary redundancy deals. The Blob outraged.
Getting exceedingly sticky
The judiciary is being accused of being as bad as the Church of England when it comes to covering up child abuse. A High Court judge has ruled that all those involved in returning Sara Sharif to her murderous father must remain anonymous, including the family court judge on the case.
“Saying lessons will be learned again & again is no substitute for actually bloody doing something. What we need is serious sanctions for conspicuous failure to preserve life.” I. Ronbru
Office parties are becoming a thing of the past, mainly because snoflakes complain that they feel under too much pressure at them, and they need compenbloodysation for the damage to their mental 'elf. And a really big bung if they're not invited.
Today’s Question:
What is multicultural about allowing everything which is Britisch to be cancelled by infiltraitors from other cultures? With the active participation of the looney left here, or course.
The late Lucien Freud has been put in his place in a Spectator poll. He's the world's most over-rated painter. "Splodgy, messy, coarse, smeared & oafish." Sounds about right to anyone who has seen his efforts.
A nutter murders the boss of a health insurance company which gives its customers a hard time over pay-outs. Suddenly, he's a 'hot assassin' and gangs of demented women want to be his girlfriend. Only in a world perverted by wokeness & the lefty skew applied by Those People.
Bier O'Tool has spent 4 weeks of his first 6 months in office buzzing around the skies of the world on planes.
The Royal Mail has been fined £10.5 million; up from £5.6 million last year; for letting letters pile up to make money out of parcels & tracked items.
Thievin Reeves is on course to put the country into recession before the end of the year.
People keep asking, "Why is Smarmer sucking up to the Chinese?" One Xplanation is that he could be hoping to get in to the road part of their Belt & Road scam to get the potholes in our broken roads fixed. And if he has to sell us out to a hostile regime to do it, what the hell?
Our local cosmetic mayor, Jonah Burnham (Labour) is getting a booting for allowing traffic chaos in Manchester by letting roadworks grow like giant hogweed all over the place.
On last night’s terror attack on a Xmas market in Magdeburg in western Germany
"They shouldn't allow Arabs out of Arabia if that's what they do in other parts of the world."
Another Ton of Tripe
The Labour party sent 100 stooges to the Untied States to try to stop D. Trump from being elected president again. That flopped. The latest 100 scam is a gang of snivel servants, who have to come up with ways to Betray Brexit. Let us hope they have the same success as the first lot.
He never will be missed
Sometime Scottish First Meenister & SNP leader Humbug Useless is not going to stand for re-election in 2026. He is most famous for his rachelist & anti-white rant about the white faces in charge in a predominantly white country. Good bluddy riddance to the bugger.
“By & large, tokens from ethnic minorities are seen as box ticks. Often with an agenda that's much more poisonous than white place-holders.” Merse Yenary
A key Trump aide has described the Mandelsleaze as an absolute moron. So that's him sussed.
Q: Why is Smarmer so keen to Betray Brexit?
A: Because he's a lawyer, he can't think for himself, and he can only follow orders from someone else. And if the Tories are not laying out an agenda for him to oppose, that means taking orders from the EFU. Or even China, despite all the spying & sabotage we're getting from the yellow peril, if he thinks he can get away with it.
10% of the population in England will be at risk of flooding by the middle of the century due to the failures of local & national government to maintain Xisting flood defences & build new ones, and dredge rivers.
The Squeaker of the House of Common Criminals is as bad as Bier for globe-trotting at our Xpense. A quarter of a million quid of our dosh blown on his junkets over the last 2 years.
Labour's infallible 'smash the gangs' policy for people smuggling has raised the number of migrants getting across the Channel on small boats by 20%
Our miniature 'Elf Sec., Wee Streeting, is blaming Edstone Milipede for keeping Bashedear Assad in charge of Syria for an unnecessary decade. The Tories under Dave the Leader wanted to bomb Syria when Assad started using chemical weapons, so Labour, under Milipede, had to be in favour of letting him flourish. Which was rather Smarmer.
Can YOU Drear for Bier?
Our undertalented and overburdened prime monster is looking for volunteers to handle boring events for him over the next two weeks whilst he
gets on with hoovering up Xmas freebies.
No Chancers need apply!
Your local agent is: Bier Booking, 91c Riverside Drive
Old Boys’ Club discombobulated
The Bar Standards Board is getting a mega-booting for persecuting a barrister, Dr. C. Proudman, for 2½ years with BS charges. She took Xception to a judge's reasoning & the attack dogs went in.
When their BS finally got before a disciplinary panel, the entire 'case' against Dr. Proudman was tossed straight into the bin as vexatious bullshit.
The BSB doesn't go after male barristers who dare to comment on stoopid decisions by judges. Strange, that.
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The Shortest Day done and we're into winter & the count of pensioners killed by having their WFA stolen begins . . .
We are cancelling down to Xmas Day—3 more days to go.
[Shouldn't that be counting? Or maybe not. Ed]
The BierBC is refusing to play a hit Xmas song which blames Bier Smarmer for freezing pensioners by stealing their WFA. No one surprised.
Despite thousands of Chinese spies & saboteurs swanning around the country, Bier Smarmer is still trying to cosy up to China. Which invites the question: "What has he been promised?"
700,000 houses in England are standing unfurnished & unoccupied. How come all the all-wise O'Tool hasn't made an effort to get them back into circulation? Because it makes more sense than building all over the Green Belt? Probably.
Like anyone cares, but good growing conditions & new varieties have created sprouts which are 25% bigger than last year's crop.
“Bier Smarmer's idea of resetting with the EFU is to give the EFU everything it demands & get nothing for us in return. How do you spell treachery now? Has to be with a capital S.” Bagette Rattique
The Southern Irish government's attempt to pin genocide charges on Israel over the 46,000 Palestinians killed in Gaza by the IDF has led to the closure of the Israeli embassy in Dublin.
Meanwhile, in the Middle East
Bier Smarmer has set Foreign Sec. Dippy Dave on the Syrian terrorist gang Sham to make diplomatic contact with the new bosses of the country. The £50 million of aid cash offered to Syrian refugees by our government is seen as some compensation for having to put up with Dave.
Displaced dicktater B. Assad is claiming he bugged out of Syria only because Putin the Pants Poisoner made him go to avoid embarrassment to his Putinness.
Assad's claim that Syria has fallen into the hands of terrorism invites the question: "How is that any different from what you've been doing for the last 24 years?"
Israel is using the situation in Syria as an Xcuse to Xpand its occupied parts of the Golan Heights. The plan is to double the number of settlers in this part of Greater Israel.
Outrage overflowing
Following the success of the hissy, attention-seeking 'hot assassin' murder of the CEO of a 'health care' company, the volume of bad decisions by the A.I. systems used by companies in this area has become a tsunami.
Based on the available evidence, the assassination of the entire management of every US 'health care' insurer can now be fully justified.
Drinking a glass of wine a day is more effective than taking statins when it comes to reducing the risk of a heart attack, the Xperts now reckon.
Thievin Reeves, Putin the ‘missed’ into economist
America is booming with inflation of 2.7%. The UK is slumping with inflation of 2.6%. The latest lie from Thievin is that the states of the two nations are equal. Which just confirms, if any confirmation were needed, just how UseLEZ she is as an economist.
“How about compensation for all the men who had to slog on to 65 before retiring when women were able to skive off @ 60? How about compensation for that, Smarmer, you bastard?” Kreepy Steamer
Chinese agents are being warned to be more careful about whom they try to tap up following the Xperience of Y. Tengbo, a.k.a. H6. He was foolish enuff to latch on to MI5 agent Prince Andrew, and now he's blown.
More Two Bier Justice
Abuse piled on abuse
Q: How do you get away with assaulting Mr. Farage from the garage with a milkshake?
A: Get your brief to claim you're a mental ‘elf & you don't go to gaol.
“An actual assault & you get away with it. Some BS posted in a libel lounge & you go to gaol. How's that not 2 Bier justice by left-wing judges?” Jeef Berkey
Keep on stealing till there’s nowt left
What's in the Smarmer Stealth Agenda? Letting incompetent Europeon Court of Justice judges overrule Britisch courts as part of Remoaner Smarmer's Revenge. Also, no local elections next year to avoid a humiliating Labour wipeout, if Angular Robot gets her way.
She also wants to impose regional mayors, who will be able to stick a fist unchallenged into taxpayers' pockets to add a Mayoral Precept on top of Council Tax.
“The party that stole your cash is now stealing your vote. No one surprised.” Lager Steamer
Lest we forget, lawyers are not automatically honest people. On the contrary, like Bier Smarmer, they will bend the truth out of shape shamelessly in pursuit of a fee and, as for Smarmer, lying can be their first resort, not the last one.
Sherie bounces back from a very Xtended spa break
“Selling the historic & really struggling Royal Mail to the Czech Vampire will dump it in the same dustbin as the debt-overloaded Thames Water & similar outfits. We're going to be stuck with servicing the £5 BILLION of debt the Vampire will stick onto the RM. And how much more in the future? Another 5 Bill? Not that Bier will give a rattenkranz.” Somer van Valk
“If you were trying to work out who's the most dishonest politician in the know universe, you'd probably start off with Bier Smarmer and end up concluding there's no one worse.” Smerk McGurk
“The idea that Prince Andrew is likely to have told the Chinese spy anything compromising is absurd. Unless we're supposed to believe that Comrade Yang also Xtracted really good stuff from his other contacts, including Dave the Leader & TheRazor May.” Al Koholic
“I suppose you can always be sure of where you are with Smarmer. If he tells you something today, you just know it will turn out to be a lie in the near future.” Clawed Wrinkleperson
Cheesy Peas were a big hit in the celebrated BierBC comedy The Fast Show. Groan! Veganists are conspiring to make a cheese-like gunk out of yellow peas. Dis-bloody-gusting!
Bier Smarmer’s Xmas Message
to the nation:
"You're fucqed, I'm not ‘coz I've got loads of your cash. Tough on you. And by the way, I'm not going to be there for you yet again as I am now buggering off on an Xtended freebie Xmas holiday."
“Bring back the Balls Monster with his ludicrous flatline gesture!” Rollan Indosh
Contemptible clowns
The Royal Society, formerly the country's most distinguished scientific body, is descending into the dustbin of woke. Some of the members are so upset by Marsman Musk's association with Donald Trump that they are trying to revoke his membership. Another reputation going down the crapper thanks to Those People.
Is the Church of England heading for Nett Zero archbishops? First Canterbury binned for covering up child abuse. Now York for the same offence. Who's next?
Apparently, King Chuck has a Keeper of the King's Conscience. No surprise that there is no similar post for the prime monster as Bier doesn't have one.
Energy from wind & solar have been 3-10% of the national requirement this month.
For some undisclosed reason, the government is okay with tech firms Xploiting copyright protected material without payment, even though this is against UK law.
Bier O'Tool, the bloke who wants to shrink then abolish the House of Lords, is shoving 30 more Labour cronies into it, including the notorious Sugar Ray.
Wee Streeting has upset Labour's looney-left with his indefinite ban on giving puberty blocking drugs to children.
The Packers hosted the Saints to close Week 16
The GB opener went to a TD. A drive from deep in the GB half went into Q2, TD for Jacobs in the 4th minute, 0-14. A TD run by Brooks in the 9th minute, 0-21. Sack, fumble, GB ball in the 13th minute. Nowt from it. A fail Mary by the Saints ended the first half.
GB was held to a FG after 8 minutes of Q3, 0-24. The Saints got to scoring range, only to be picked. Another FG for GB after 8 minutes of Q4, 0-27. Wilson was barged in for a TD, 0-34 in the 13th minute. And that was enuff.
Xperts of the Migration Advisory Committee have calculated that foreigners pay LESS tax than adults born in the UK and are, therefore, a waste of space.
The Woke Wibblers are going after fairy story characters like Cinderella & Snow White, and confecting medical conditions for them which turn them into a physical wreck and/or mental ‘elf. Groan.
Corruption in all directions
Creaky Joe Biden was allowed to get away with keeping top secret documents in his garage because he'd just plead he forgot about them? What about his minions? What the BFH were they doing whilst all this was going on?
W.H. Smith gives its customers value for money by charging 223% of the supermarket price for a bottle of water sold @ a railway station shop. In what universe?
Megasaurus of a lie needed
The Labour party is going nutz, trying to find a way to prevent Marsman Musk from donating cash to Reform UK in the same way that Labour hoovers cash up from trade unions, but without anyone being able to spot that the Labour party is behind the ban.
The latest scare story is that anyone who touches a Xmas tree decoration will die a horrible & painful death ‘coz of all the bugs that lurk on them.
Sharia? Not Here!
As a matter of fact, sharia ‘law' has no place in the UK and the big mystery is why something that treats women as mere chattels doesn't have the self-righteous Left up in arms over this blatant ‘uman bluddy rights abuse outside every one of the 85 sharia ‘courts'.
Thievin Reeves, says the Bank of England, which got shot of her, has taken an economy that was the fastest growing in the G7 into a state of stagnation with her disaster of a budget. Smarmer promised to make us all wealthier. Just another of his lies.
The sums that never add up
One day, we will had Bier O'Tool claiming he was going to put 13,000 more coppers on the streets. Small snag; only 3,000 of them would be new coppers, the rest would be recycled coppers, PCSOs and civvy volunteers.
Another day, the Policing Minister was telling us that Thievin's botched budget will reduce police numbers by 3,500. Cute.
180 degrees off
The Ombudsperson reckons that WASPI women didn't get enuff warning of pension changes between 2005 & 2007. Up leapt the MP Gill German (Labour, Clwyd North) in the Commons to claim it was all the fault of the Tories.
Looks like @ least one of Bier's stooges doesn't know that tony b. liar's corrupt new labour was in charge of us then.
Which makes Ms German iggorant as well as useless. Shame the Labour party can't select real people as their MPs.
Yet more government waste
H2S will cost £80 BILLION @ the latest guess, and won't start operating with a London/Birmingham service before 2035. & probably not them.
It was ‘only' supposed to cost £30 BILLION, including the leg to Yorkshire which President Boris ditched, and start operating in 2026.
More ‘sod the old’
Labour is using foot-dragging in the department that processes pension credit applications; as well as fiendishly over-complicated application forms, as a means of depriving @ least 75,000 pensioners of the winter fuel allowance.
They don't do things by halves in Bangladesh, where members of the former ruling party are being investigated for taking bribes from Putinstan over the construction of a nuclear power station and making £4 BILLION disappear from the project. Said members include Tulip Sadiq, Smarmer's City Minister, who's supposed to stamp out corruption in the financial sector. Looks like she's typical of the duck eggs that Smarmer picked for his Cabinet.
“Or was this Smarmer actually showing some brain power by assuming that Tulip would know all the tricks bad guys get up to when he gave her the job? Nah. He's not that bright.” Polly Ticker
Q: How does a Chancellor who brought a growing economy to stagnation with a catastrophic budget seek to deflect attention from her uselessness?
A: By claiming that Nigel Farage & Reform UK don't have a clue on the economy, as if that Xcuses her failures. No wonder the Bank of England got shot of her.
As he pointed out, Mr. Farage has been running businesses and generating tax revenue for the last 30 years whilst Thievin has Nett Zero Xperience of doing anything useful
The German authorities received 4 warnings from Saudia about the Magdeburg Murderer, and one from a local source, and decided he wasn't a threat to public safety. Groan.
The Dept. for Enviromint, the Enviromint Agency & the 'regulator' Oftwat are all getting a booting for failing to enforce the 1994 laws against water companies dumping sewage into rivers.
Oftwat is getting a separate booting for letting water companies impose stonking price rises to pass on to shareholders instead of using the cash to repair infrastructure.
Wee Streeting, the miniature secretary to the Health Minister, is getting a booting for claiming pensioners, who had their winter fuel allowance stolen, will be better off this winter.
He is also refusing to admit that the government has done an assessment of how many pensioners will be killed off by the theft, a figure believed to be in the region of 6,000, hence the obfuscation.
The party leaders’ Xmas messages—the Verdict:
Too long & full of Xpected packing. Not worth bothering with. Routine blah, Nett Zero sincerity, especially from Eddie Gravy, the Liberal Post Office Minister who let Horizon happen.
The government is content to let tech firms abuse copyright laws & steal the intellectual property of others for their A.I. gadgets. Bung?
Another O’Tooligan cover-up
Bill Gates of MicroSoft, who has extensive farming interests in the UK, had a pre-budget meeting with the government, which is refusing to reveal what went on.
Conclusion: Bier has done something dodgy and to hell with his promise of transparency.
Today’s Question:
Is there anybody left whom Bier Smarmer hasn't betrayed in one way or another?
Rural councils, traditionally non-Labour areas, have spotted that the government is diverting cash hand-outs to urban areas, traditional Labour territory. The government, of course, is lying about this.
Making a total bog of it
They are really nutz in Wales. Conwy council is closing 50% of the borough's public toilets, including ones in resorts such as Llandudno & Colwyn Bay, to fund the salary of an unnecessary diversity manager, who will get £45K.
Apparently, the authority's inclusivity agenda doesn't include those who need the loo.
Who's the last person you'd trust with sorting out the mess Bier has made of surrendering the Chagos Islands—Dippy Dave, right?
Guess who's got the job.
If you wear an Apple or Samsung wrist watch/multi gadget and the perfluorohexanoic acid in the overpriced strap gets into your body, you will die, the Xperts are warning.
Sherie is back with more awkward topics
“On the other hand, why shouldn't Smarmer betray the Wasp Women if he's doing it to everyone else? Fair's fair.” Ob Fuscate
“Right, you wouldn't want the Wasps to feel left out.” Arfur Mo
“Only the far-Right in Germany are bothered by the murders in Magdeburg & the far-Left are cool with them? Only the looney Left could come up with something that daft.” Slasha Doyle
Another Labour betrayal—Bier can't be arsed to protect single-sex spaces for real women and he's cool with transpicaters invading them.
Q: What caused the area of so-called chaos terrain on Mars?
A: The Martians left Smarmer & Reeves in charge of it for 6 months.
A vexatious Just Stopper is back in gaol ‘coz there wasn't a tag small enuff to fit her! Wunderbar!
The regulators of the City of London's companies are intent on imposing £1 BILLION of diversity crap statistics-gathering on them, damaging competition and destroying growth prospects. Shame the bastards don't have something useful to do with themselves.
Tripe-Hound Day
The people running the NHS have so little useful work to do that they are arranging endless ‘Days' for all sorts of minorities & weirdos—240 of them costing us how many millions?
The £100 million bat tunnel on the H2S route is not bat-proof. The little buggers can squeeze through the mesh of the grills being used.
The government has been aware of this for 3 years but the morons in charge of H2S are still going ahead with the original plan.
The lunatic secretary of the Education Minister wants teachers to Shirk @ Home more and get the same pay for less work.
The endless hate campaign
The Home Office is giving its snivel servants a distorted history of the Britisch Empire, which is full of the crudest anti-Britisch propaganda & outright lies. This is the Blob @ its worst.
Our substitute for a Home Sec., Pixie Balls, does not appear @ all bovvered by the BS. No one surprised as she's a Labourite and not at all concerned with real life.
Despite everything put in its way, the truth does sneak out eventually
It's true. What everyone with working brain cells has known for 4 years. Creaky Joe Biden was never fit for the job of being POTUS on a full-time basis.
Hence the bog-ups which unaccountable assistants made during his single term, and all the gaslighting of people who dared to notice what was going on.
Just. Plain. Nutz.
The idiots running the English National Opera have put woke trigger warnings on a production of the Gilbert & Sullivan classic The Pirates of Penzance.
Thus pouring out a glass of sherry gets an alcohol warning and pirates just waving pistols around gets a violence alert.
And yet the production; due to begin in January; is approved for kids as young as five.
Today’s Conclusion:
The government machine could do a decent job if it didn't have politicians & snivel servants constantly fucqing things up.
“When Bier Smarmer says the economy has stabilized, the sub-text is that it can't get any deader.” Antonio Bandito
Sherie unloads some Xmas comments
“When you look at the list of things the woke moan about, especially the young ones, a solo Xmas for them looks more & more like sound common sense.” D.O. Shanblida
“And it's a miserable time for all those on weight-loss injections. They daren't go near all the festive stuff they used to enjoy.” P. Ronto
“The average person consumes 5,370 calories on Xmas Day? Well, it's a good story.” Serbia Smarmer
“So, prime minister, are you trying to tell us that fucqing things up royally wasn't part of your plan for government, it just happened?” Kel Domage
The Enviromint Sec., S Reed, is making himself popular with farmers by claiming they're all rolling in money & well able to afford having a fist shoved even deeper into their pockets.
Script Failure
Bier Smarmer bogged up badly. Instead of claiming the budget assault on farmers was aimed @ the rich ones, he announced that it was just a cash grab aimed @ everyone. A corrective lie is Xpected shortly.
“What Smarmer needs is Ed 'He's Talking' Balls back on the script team to get him wibbling about neo-classical endogenous growth theory, as Eddie Baby did with Gordon F. Broon.” En Tonthes
The Labour economic growth plan produced NONE between July & September of 2024, ending the period of growth under the Conservatives. The Reeves catastrophic budget is being blamed. And all the talking down by Smarmer et al.
“You don't have multiculturalism if the incomers have no respect for the culture of the country they're invading. Not if the looney-Left judiciary insists that the ‘uman bluddy rights of criminal invaders count for more than those of the native population.” Syl Marillion
Pots & Kettles, Come Away!
The judge who orchestrated the cover-up of the identities of the ‘professionals' who failed murdered by her parents Sara Sharif is getting a booting for claiming His Majesty's Press can't be trusted to be fair.
“Just as judges can be trusted to apply the law as passed by Parliament?” Kroshvel Gospodin
Our wonderful Labour government is to blame for Xmas rail chaos. Reeves has thrown so much cash @ the unions which bung the party that train crews are feeling too rich to need to work even vastly overpaid overtime shifts.
“What did she actually do @ the Bank of England? Push the trolley around for the tea lady?” G.O. Badz
Today’s Wisdom:
To an economist, growth with a minus sign in front of it is still growth of a sort.
Police feet are for dragging?
It has taken GM Police 5 months to charge the 2 brothers, M. & M. Amaaz, who ran violently riot at Manchester Airport in July. Both will be done for multiple assaults on police officers. And about bluddy time, too, if there was abundant CCTV evidence on offer.
Widows are the worst hit by the theft of the pensioner winter fuel allowance by our wonderful Chancellor, reinforcing the observation that Bier Smarmer has a problem with women.
To the Looney Bin with him
Edstone Milipede claims his Nett Zero bullshit will free us from dependence on fossil fuels supplied by foreign dicktaters. But we import gas from the United States & Qatar, neither a dicktatership.
Where do the solar panels Ed wants to paper the countryside come with come from though? China. Which is the dicktatership to end all dicktaterships.
Conclusion: Milipede is a clot and needs to be dropped down a deep, dark hole. But we've known that for decades.
Too idle to come up with a decent Xcuse
NHS trusts are getting a booting over massive hikes in parking charges. The trusts claim they need the income to pay for maintenance of parking facilities. Which is a blatant lie if they are a major source of income.
Mr. Farage from the garage has been winding up Bier Smarmer by offering to be a bridge between President Trump and Labour's poisonous crew, including the notorious Mandelsleaze. Sounds like endless fun in store for Mr. Farage if Smarmer is desperate enuff to need his help.
How strange that Mr. Farage from the garage doesn't realize what an idiot he's making of himself by confecting argy-bargy with the Conservatives over which party has more members, his or theirs. Grow up, Nige!
[brightly] "What do we have to look forward to in 2025?"
[soberly] "A recession made in Downing Street."
[all] "Groan."
Don’t add up
‘If you can't work, you can't go to work' is the Xcuse the Commons leader (Labour) offers for throwing cash recklessly at the NHS. Which doesn't Xplain why there are thought to be some 9 million(?) people who are well but economically inactive and on benefits.
The government's stealth tax on packaging will cost shoppers £2 BILLION per year.
Xmas had to be cancelled for the Christian Palestinians living in areas of the west bank of the Jordan which are occupied by Israel.
The Commons leader, L. Powell (Labour) wants to impose votes for 16- and 17-year-olds on us next year. Votes for foreigners who are likely to vote Labour next?
Scammers, we are being warned, don't take a break @ Xmas & New Year. Like anyone with working brain cells doesn't know that. Alas, the world is full of the unwary.
The Xperts have revised their numbers & just 4 apples per week, rather than 7 are enuff to keep the doctor away. Bananas are almost as good as apples, and eating both fruits every week is highly recommended.
The latest fashion among the alarmists is to claim that Germany is heading for an uprising of the people similar to the one in the 1930s, and that will inevitably lead to another Nazi-like regime taking over.
It's true that the German nation is feeling sold out by the politicians who allowed mass migration & flooded the country with dangerous foreigners. But equating a more right-wing administration with the Nazis, who were National Socialist grabbers is desperation row material.
Why the UseLEZ inaction?
One minute, we've got Defence Minister A. Eagle telling us the Army has a brilliant drone-zapper vehicle. The next, we're being told the skies over both US and British air force bases in the UK are black with drones of unknown origin.
Which leaves us wondering why the new wonder weapon isn't being used to zap the rogue drones. Or is this too bleedin' obvious for the drones at the Ministry of Defence to grasp?
What is our useless prime minister up to, letting Edstone Milipede waste £40 BILLION of our money on Nett Zero virtue-flagging garbage?
Doesn't Smarmer get the simple scientific fact that NOTHING done here will change the global climate?
Or maybe he does and it's just part of his agenda to waste as much of our money as possible as fast as he can using the biggest idiots he can find.
A £53 million F/A-17 jet fighters was shot down just after take off from the carrier USS Harry S Truman in the Red Sea. Both crew members survived.
The missile was fired from the escort cruiser USS Gettysburg. The cost of the missile was not revealed.
Labour, the party of crime
Police farces are ignoring 700 incidences of theft from shops every day.
Smarmer's Army, alas, doesn't see this as an urgent problem & won't be doing anything to address it until next year, if then.
590,000 people over 65 didn't speak to anyone else on Xmas Day, and 1.4 million had Xmas dinner alone. What is unclear is whether the government is trying to claim this as a new world record resulting from its policies.
“If you have dinner alone every other evening of the year, you should be able to manage Xmas day too, and not be bothered by the hype. Unless you're hypersensitive to hype.” Dar Korder
The Packers visited the Vikings in Minnesota in Week 17
The GB opener ended with a fumble, nowt from it for the MV. The Vikings hit the crossbar with a long FG try after 9 minutes. GB made one in the 14th minute.
The Vikings went ahead with a TD 3 minutes in to Q2, 3-7. They kicked a FG after 13 minutes, 3-10. Offside by GB at the end of the half gave the Vikings another shot @ a flopped FG try, 3-13.
Another TD in Q3, 3-20. GB got close after a pick, TD from it, 10-20. Swiss Cheese in the last minute of Q3, 10-27. A FG try by the Vikings 6 minutes into Q4 dinged off the post. Red zone for GB, TD, 18-27 with +2. GB to the MV 2, TD with a couple of minutes left, 25-27. And that was it.
No second-class post on Saturday from February under the Czech Vampire rules, just 3 deliveries per week as letter volume is just one-third of what it was in 2004-05.
Knowsley in Merseyside is setting world records for o'besity, workshyness & disability scroungers, who can collect £24K in benefits from the state for a life of idleness.
Yet another can kicked down the road by Bier Smarmer and his Work Minister, L. Kendal, who have no plans to do anything about it.
Today’s Proverb:
Most dawns are false ones.
The people's petition demanding another general election—as the last one was such a flop—now has over 3 million signatures.
Shamocracy attack
Under the guise of reform, Labour is seeking to create a network of regional authorities under self-perpetuating Labour control. They will make all of the decisions, reducing local councils to a largely cosmetic role, and making revolts in local elections meaningless.
How to go on a Christmas diet—order your stuff from one of the usual suspects and there's a good chance there will be a technical glitch in their supply system and your order will be cancelled at the last minute. Leaving you hauling a pizza out of the freezer.
Grasping foreigners
The new government in Mauritius is being difficult about the surrender of the Chagos Islands, demanding more cash for the lease on the air base. So that's more tens of millions of pounds per year going into Labour's Brown Hole when Bier O'Tool caves in.
The convicted terrorist J. Baqa is still trying to Xtort cash from pubs with names like The Saracen's Head. As the owner of one of them put it, it's frankly ridiculous—a terrorist scared by a pub sign.
The saying ‘sticks & stones may break by bones, etc.' has been cancelled as names are very hurtful to woke snoflakes.
Q: What do you get when Bier Smarmer sez he's going to fix the foundations?
A: Piles of rubble you can describe only as lostations.
People in the countryside turned up in their thousands on Boxing Day to wave 2 fingers @ left-wing townies and participate in drag-hunting events.
Mission Relentless
Having wrecked the economy with her catastrophic budget, Thievin will be back for even higher taxes next year, the Xperts are warning. She's going to need more money to keep Labour's paymaster trade unions sweet.
The charity sector is warning that it will be even more on its knees if Thievin comes back for more.
Q: How long is Thievin Reeves going to be allowed to continue to deliver [misery] for working people?
A: It's a toss-up which will happen first; Smarmer realizing that she's doing irreparable damage to the country and needs to be replaced, and the working people deciding she needs a dangle from a lamp post.
A Labour spokes announced that Thievin's huge hike in air passenger duty is not a tax on working people as those who skive off on holiday are not working.
25% of people still think they will be able to get a GP appointment or an ambulance @ Xmas, when the NHS shuts down.
The Equalities watchdog is going after the government for failing to protect single-sex spaces, particularly those for actual women.
The Israeli Death Force is continuing its bombing campaign against hospitals in Gaza & its policy of kidnapping their staff, and the head of the World Health Organization had a brush with death @ Yemen's main airport when the Israelis bombed it.
No wonder taxes keep going up. Smarmer is creating a new quango of Labour cronies at the rate of one per week. And the stooges Xpect sky-high wages for their non-jobs.
Good sense never on offer
The Can't Prosecute Stooges have given ‘sex by deception' predators the ‘get out of gaol free' option of claiming to be a shy transpicater. No one surprised.
[Although, lots outraged. Ed.]
An alcohol abuse charity found that 32% of its male respondents to a survey plan to give up booze in January. The proportion of cheeky buggers & fantasists was not revealed.
Below the line mission statement:
Some of this is true, maybe, but probably not the parts that seem most real and most likely as we use current standards of elasticity where facts are concerned.
We are constantly exposed to dodgy conclusions drawn from dodgy data by jumped-up 'experts', especially the ones found in the world of politics and particularly those at the Treasury and running trade unions.
Some of us civilians at BFN like to join in to let them know that anyone can do it and we ain't impressed by their efforts.
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