2025/January    final

WEEK 1    Smarming the ‘ass’ into assurances

 
End of term report 1:
Bier Smarmer & Co. have maintained the Labour tradition of scoring null points for honesty, integrity and competence.
   No one surprised.

Esso petrol 135.9p/litre in Romiley.
Esso diesel 141.9p/litre.
Petrol up 1p as a New Year bonus.

End of term report 2:
We've had a glossy little magazine from our local Trivial-Democrat MP, in which she tells us about all the ishues she's been campaigning on. Unfortunately, she has to admit that having been ignored by the Conservatives before she became an MP, she's now being ignored by the Labour lot. Which suggests that we shouldn't Xpect an awful lot of success from her campaigns.
Ms Smart bigs it up about how much she does for the elderly in her constituency but a query sent to her 15 weeks ago about the Winter Fuel Allowance theft got a same-day automatic email acknowledgement of receipt. Then nothing. Another case of not an awful lot on offer.

Agenda with Nett Zero value
451 Channel migrant illegals were imported by our wonderful government on Xmas Day.
   Smarmer thinks setting up a Border Security Command some time next year is an alternative to actually stopping the boats. No danger of all the snivellers employed by the BSC getting the sack when they fail, of course.

Q: What do you get if you plan a grand Hogmanay fireworks display for Edinburgh?
A: A warehouse full of fireworks 'coz the weather's too violent to let them off.
Q: What do you get if you try to fly from Baku in Azerbaijan to Grozny in Chechnya?
A: Shot down by trigger-happy Russians.
Q: You're a chess grand master but you don't feel like playing in a tournament. What can you do?
A: Decide not to compete because they won't let you wear jeans.

Labour's relentless assault on confidence & the economy had a serious dampening effect on Boxing Day sales on high streets everywhere. As planned?

Local councils are joining in the Labour campaign to trash the economy by sticking fines for everything imaginable on motorists who have to visit a city centre.

2,000 Scots died as a result of Xcessive waiting times in A&E departments. No wonder the government south of the border is afraid to publish its corresponding figure.
Putin apologizes for shooting down Azerbaijani airliner with implied 'not me, Guv' agenda.
All but 2 of 181 aboard South Korean flight killed when it made a wheels-up landing at Muam airport and ran into a wall.
The latest charge against Israel is an orchestrated cull of babies, which are dying of cold in tent cities of displaced people in Gaza.
High Street footfall on Boxing Day was down 10% on last year thanks to the government's doom, gloom & assaults on the pockets of shoppers.

BLAME Bunchers are getting a booting for pestering the pharmacy industry to pretend that all words with 'black' in them are rachelist & should be banned. Blackout, blacklist, black market & blackmail are just some of the items on their cancellation list.

Is this finally The Year of the Sausage?

No matter what the FBI said initially in New Orleans, driving a vehicle into a crowd of people with the intention of killing as many as possible and shooting at the police are acts of terror by definition.
   And having to change their tune about the nutter in the pick-up truck when they found the ISIS flag did the Feds no favours at all. Alas, when in doubt, say nowt doesn't apply to functionaries put in front of TV cameras.

Civic amenity of a sort?
Glasgow City Council is trying to claim that the vast numbers of rats around & about are some sort of natural world phenomenon with the sub-text that they should be allowed to get on with things rather than be pursued by the council's minions.
Ungrateful taxpayers are refusing to buy this tale and footfall in the city centre is falling relentlessly as rat-infested rubbish piles up in the streets.
“Shame the bastards can't use some of the cash they swindle from motorists for de-ratting.” Jock McSmock

Sherie has a first-of-the-year event
“Beer Smarmer is a 100% guy. That's 100% useless.” Nick O'Teen
“If the Friends of the Earth are on the side of the Just Stoppers, then The Earth doesn't need any enemies.” Eck Strated
“Bier Smarmer has been diagnosed as having severe case of jet-lack, which Xplains why he's always buggering off somewhere abroad at our Xpense.” Smerk Katab
“If the BierBC isn't playing the spoof song about Smarmer freezing pensioners, that's just further proof of its outrageous left-wing bias. Not that any more is needed.” Antonio B. Liar

Sinister goings on?
A question which is refusing to go away in the USA is why the Notional Security Agency refused to let the FBI tell President Creaky Joe that the Chinese bioweapons lab in Wuhan was the source of the plague. The NSA didn't believe that it was animal to human transmission, but that's what its stooges told the president.
   No danger of the ‘why' being revealed, though.

Labour has grown the wealth-devouring snivel service to over 520,000 bodies with many more non-jobs to come in 2025.
   The snivellers now get 6% more pay than equivalents in the private sector which pays for them.
“But still the bastards are threatening strikes for even more.” Col Erado

Whole gangs of surplus snivellers are involved in creating Awareness Day, Weeks & Months for all sorts of unlikely minorities. At our Xpense.

Today’s Question:
If a mystery drone zapped the prime minister's car when he was skiving on a freebie, would you feel a) outraged by an attack on a Britisch institution? or b) happy that someone who had it coming got what he deserved? or c) not bothered either way?
“d) Sorry he wasn't giving Reeves & Milipede a lift.” Chris Tween
“e) Sorry some entitled Just Stoppers weren't standing right next to the car at the time.” Noah Weigh

Just Stoppers are flogging T-shirts @ 20 quid each after getting them made in the Caribbean by slave-level workers on 40 quid per day.

Ever diminishing value for money
25% of Council Tax is going on over-generous public sector pensions. 14 councils paid over 50% of their revenues to the Local Government Pension Scam, including bankrupt Birmingham (Labour).
   Worse, the government is doing nothing about council letting their minions Shirk Abroad on Mediterranean islands and even half way round the world in New Zealand.
   Productivity in the public sector is now a thing of the past.

Today’s Explanation:
external interference (political), Russian missiles shot at a passenger airliner.

The latest scare story is that brewing a cup of tea with a teabag releases BILLIONs of dangerous microparticles of plastic, which invade every cell of the human body.
   The Xperts have no idea what the plastic bitz do, if anything, but their sub-text is clear. When you start a cup of tea, don't Xpect to live long enuff to finish it!!

What can a faded author do to get a bit of attention & a write-up in the papers? Come up with wonk trigger warnings for their own books, is one of the latest gimmicks.

The major banks will continue their branch closure campaign in 2025. Abundant crocodile tears are flowing but the message remains that if you want to go to a branch, you need to be able to get to a major city. And if you can't do that, tough.

“If a police commissioner who failed to tackle knife crime & shoplifting in London got a K as a reward for failure, what could his reward for success be? An earldom? A dukedom? Duke Sadgeek of Hyde Park Corner?” Meric Salted

Q: Why does a lawyer with a bog brush haircut join the boilermaker's trade union?
A: Because he's a posturing git who thinks this will let him pretend to be working class and other people will buy the pretence.

Yet another National Wallet Infarction
The government of Mauritius is demanding £79 BILLION for the 99-year lease on our air base on one of the Chagos islands PLUS more BILLIONs for ‘reparations'!!!
   That's what Bier O'Tool is about to dump on us when he goes through with his shameful and completely unnecessary act of surrender.

Barcodes on products have had their day. They arrived in the 1970s and did sterling work for half a century. They are now to be replaced with QR codes, which can hold much more surplus & irrelevant information.

Today’s Question:
Today, Romiley is slap in the middle of an Amber Weather Warning for Xtreme cold & snow, but how do the gritter drivers get to their gritters if the roads between their homes and the gritter depots haven't been gritted?

They were ’aving a giraffe?
Eight feet of snow and power cuts everywhere. That's what the weather bods were promising us yesterday.
   Today, nothing.
   Not that we can't handle that, of course.

The FBI is having a real struggle to link the murderous vehicle attack in New Orleans on New Year's Day with the Xplosion of an electric car outside the Trump hotel in Las Vegas later in the morning.

No surprise that the cosmetic mayor of Greater Manchester, Jonah Burnham, is getting the blame for the catastrophic floods which inundated Romiley's neighbours @ the start of 2025.
   Hospital patients dying of neglect, major banks going bust and Greater Manchester Police ending up in administration with the Chief Constable sacked. Many have felt the doom that comes with association with Jonah.
“It's rather strange that the SOB didn't get a K from Uncle Bier if he's a mobile Labour catastrophe on the Sadgeek scale.” S. Oppro-Vayetrem

Bog-Brush Standard
The Education Sec., B. Phillipson, has confirmed that she is another Smarmer dud by claiming that middle-class people are all in favour of paying VAT on top of private school fees, even though it's a direct attack on educational standards.
   Where do they get these characters?
She also thinks that forcing parents to move their kids to public sector schools will create more money to invest in what really matters for families. Sheesh!
One of Phillipson's gang is a professor who doesn't think academic achievement is a Good Thing, and that kids should be allowed to lark around if they can be bothered to go to school.
“Typical looney left to think that making schools havens for anti-white rachelism will do anything other than ruin a currently good education system.” B. Oggbrush

The latest bit of guesswork is that smoking one cigarette takes 17 minutes off the life of a man and 23 minutes off a woman's life.

Reports of vehicles driving the wrong way along motorways have increased by 15% in the last year. No Xplanation is on offer from National Highways, the relevant stooges.
“Probably something to do with Labour's diversity agenda.” Svey Yoget

More multiple standards
How very lawyerly of Bier O'Tool to let his anti-corruption minister keep her job whilst she and her family are being investigated in Bangladesh for making £4 BILLION vanish from a nuclear power station project.
   If she had been a Tory, Bier would have been yelling his little head off. Nowt like a spot of self-interest for gagging a politician.

 
“How many pensioners have you cancelled by freezing today, Bier?”

"Mumble, mumble."

"Is that ‘don't care’ on top of your ‘don’t know’, Bier?”

Vote Reform, Get Labour,
even more true when the eye is off the ball
Mr. Farage from the garage is making a right idiot of himself by picking a fight with the Conservative leader K. Badenuff instead of biffing Bier Smarmer, who is the real enemy of Reform & everyone else.
Marsman Musk is making just as big an idiot of himself by insisting that system-slighter Tom E. Robinson, who is notorious for putting the court system @ the blunt end of his list of priorities, should be incorporated into Reform UK.

Today’s Comment:
No civilized country taxes education.
Smarmer's Army keeps inventing taxes for education.
Conclusion: The Labour party has a de-civilizing agenda.

Jobs in the prison service are now seen by drug gangs as a gateway to large numbers of eager customers.

Manchester United supporters took to the streets at the end of December to whinge about a former Manchester City player being made the president of Georgia. Some nifty work by club-wielding police soon restored order.

Today’s Question:
Do you find it demeaning to have a prime monster who is known at home and abroad as The Bog Brush because of his ridiculous haircut?

Q: A stooge says the Home Office will stop @ nothing to dismantle people-smuggling gangs; which means what?
A: Absolutely nothing, if it came from one of Pixie Balls' stooges.

Not shirking @ home gives staff in the real world a 70% chance of promotion & pay rises over the shirkers. Make an effort & march forward, be invisible & be left behind, is the message.

Extinction beckons . . .
The number of pubs in England & Wales has declined to 39,000; the same number as a century ago. The Thievin Reeves budget catastrophe is Xpected to accelerate the rate of decline in 2025.
Typically, Thievin claimed that beer would be cheaper by 1p/pint WITHOUT factoring in all the increases in costs created by her catastrophic budget.
“Claiming a lousy penny off something costing a fiver is a Big Deal just confirms that Thievin, like the rest of Smarmer's Army, has Nett Zero contact with the real world.” Okon Traire

More running scared
Labour is getting a good booting for refusing to hold a national inquiry into how the Asian grooming gangs got away with it for decades and why police & public employees were allowed to get away with ignoring the gangs and didn't end up in gaol for doing it.
“Smarmer is afraid a proper inquiry will reveal embarrassing details of Labour's agenda for diluting British values with alien cultures and its anti-white agenda.” R. Tifact

Is Marsman Musk having a go at Mr. Farage from the garage and not giving him $100 billion to fund Reform UK a case of dilution envy syndrome?
   Is he trying to cancel a rival who has been a Trump supporter for years and who has the ear of the incoming POTUS?
   Musk is certainly making no friends over here with his attempts to crash into British politics, and he manages to make himself look like a chump even when he's on the right side of decency about grooming gangs.

The government is considering taking over the Horizon payouts which the Post Office is failing to make. Translation: This is something else for Smarmer's Army to boot into the long grass.

One of the Xperts on drink-related ailments has broken ranks to declare Dry January a fad; and a dangerous one if it leads to Xcessive boozing during the rest of the year, especially in December & February.
Alcohol related deaths are @ record levels in the UK but government statistics are UseLEZ as they fail to take into account anything much other than deaths due to liver disease.

The government has booted actually doing anything about adult social care 3 years down the road. Possibly hoping that the number of customers needing it will have shrunk to something more affordable by the time there is a plan.
Women are losing out on career opportunities through their reluctance to toil in the workplace. Which sounds fair enuff.
Pixie Balls-Cooper has done such an Xcellent job of smashing the gangs that small boat arrivals in the latter half of 2024 were up 29% on 2023.
The hair industry is trying to scare customers into buying sun protection cream for their hair all year round, claiming that UV from the sun can wreck hair even in winter.

Sanity clause urgently needed
11 police farces are letting their coppers carry multiple identity card to let them pick one for whatever gender or weird variation they want to attach to themself on a particular day.
Two-thirds of police farces let blokes who claim they're female use facilities for women police officers.

Today’s Question:
Is there enuff long grass for Bier Smarmer to boot everything he can't handle into?

The definitive version of the Bier Smarmer put-down is: "I wouldn't believe him if he told me it was raining and I was getting wet."
   Just so you know.

Sherie brings a note of responsibility
“I see Bier Smarmer is getting the blame for Asian grooming gangs being allowed to flourish for so long and those in authority who ignored them; including the police; getting away with it. Which is fair enuff in view of Bier's enthusiasm for promoting Labour's anti-British, anti-white agenda.” Nokhan Dhu
“And Marsman Musk is putting the boot in with reminders of the disaster Bier made of being Dir. of Pubic Prostitutions on the way to a pension which is as massive as it's undeserved.” Dave Monoblot

Today’s Other Question:
Is it possible to libel a politician with a track record for lying both before & after taking office? And who will just keep on doing it after he has been evicted from office.

Scum is as scum does
London's disaster of a mayor is getting a good booting for insisting on including childish digs @ the Conservatives in the capital city's 'biggest in Europe' New Year fireworks display.
“That firework show was a complete summary of Labour values. Vast amounts of other people's money blown, a politician yelling: 'Ain't I great?' and nothing to show for it the next day. Except lots of debris to be cleared up at further cost to the taxpayer whilst the politician plots his next splurge with other people's cash.” A.L.M.

Bog Brush Discombobulated
When a prime minister has to fall back on rambling about the far-Right, you know he's defending the indefensible, including his part when DPP in letting rape gangs of Pakistani immigrants flourish in Rochdale & Oldham for rachelist reasons and as part of Labour's multiculturalist agenda.
   Hoover up the Moslem votes, nothing going on, move along. And a big "not me, Gov!" from Bier.
“So anyone who doesn't go along with Labour's abuses of power & cover-ups is a rachelist? Just shameful.” Eck Topic.

The Packers hosted rivals the Chicago Bears in Week 18
The Pack had to punt the ball away in the 9th minute of Q1 and a gang of Bears helped Blackwell to take it back at them for a TD! 94 yards. GB got to the red zone, held to a FB, 7-3. GB fumbled the ball away at the end of Q1.
   Another TD for the Bears in Q2, 14-3. Jacobs powered in for a GB TD after 4 minutes of Q2, 14-10. Another FG with 2 minutes of the half left, 14-13.
   A pick 4 minutes in to Q3 gave the ball to GB but Love gave it back to the Bears when sacked. Nowt from it. TD for Moore after 5 minutes of Q4, 21-13. One back for Wilson in the 11th minute, no +2, 21-19. GB recovered a fumble in the 14th minute, long FG, 21-22. One for the Bears as the last play, 24-22 final. Groan.

Wee Streeting, our alleged Health Minister, is planning to sell off even more patient data to multinationals. This will offer much more penetration than the currently sold anonymized data.
   The public severely discontented by more Xploitation.

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17,000 closures of stores & hospitality joints predicted for 2025 as a consequence of Labour's Xcessive taxation.
   This is what Smarmer's Army calls growing the economy.

The Democraps are still abusing the law for political purposes in Noo Yawk to harass the incoming President Trump. Some appropriate retaliation awaited.

Rescuing cats from trees in London ran up a bill of £590,000 from fire brigades last year.

“A K for Sadgeek K'han't just devalues the one Bier O'Tool got as his reward for failure as DPP even more.” P.O. Lution

WEEK 2    Smarming the ‘con’ into confidence

 
“Minus 20 deg.C tonite? Should do wonders for our wonderful government's plan to freeze the old & infirm to death. But I suppose to the likes of Thievin Reeves, the body count is just another number on her computer.” L.G.R.

Esso petrol 135.9p/litre in Romiley.
Esso diesel 142.9p/litre.
Diesel up 1p to match petrol.

Crazy Plan
Bier Smarmer is desperate to be a 2-term prime monster as well as a 2-tier one. But at the ancient age of 62, he doesn't want to have to keep on 'working' until he's in his seventies.
   Some of the backstage stooges think he can skive off early via an election in 2027, which Labour will win if they are allowed to get away with the swindles they want to enact, letting Bier move on to a second term followed by early retirement to his massive & undeserved pension pots.
   Which assumes he'll still be PM in 2027, and Labour won't be o'bliterated if the public get the chance for revenge.

“Wee Streeting is being touted as a replacement for Bier Smarmer? How desperate can you get?” Arnie Gallo

Corruption for Free zone
Being a sex-pest didn't prevent a former SNP MP from getting a top management job working with stakeholders @ a charity bankrolled out of the public purse by . . . Scotland's SNP government. How cute.

Bier Smarmer is claiming as his alibi for skiving off to Madeira to jump queues at a pleasure park, a need for a holiday to cope with the relentless strain of being in a job he's unable to do 'coz he is basically crap.

Also Up North . . .
Glasgow is offering a combined shooting gallery & pit stop to class A drug users. They will be able to shoot up in sterile conditions, get a shower & clean clothes, and make free phone calls.

The government has been shamed into making noises about doing something about the Pakistani grooming gangs but the long grass beckons as far as action is concerned.
“Scared of the left-wing multiculturalism racket being confirmed as a crude assault on white people & Britisch values in areas where Labour was trying to hoover up Moslem votes.” Cal Ibration

Family lawyers are warning couples on the edge of divorce to refrain from unloading bile in libel lounges as anything posted there can be used against them in a divorce court.

Not for circulation
When you add up all the manufacturing ishues they don't want you to know about; the pollution, slave-conditions labour, etc.; electric cars turn out to be as green as a freshly-plopped cowpat. Even compared to the most gas-guzzling petrol or diesel fuelled cars. But that's a secret, okay?

FakeBuk has dispensed with the services of Calamity Clegg, Call Me Dave's deputy PM, in an attempt to appear more Trump friendly as a matter of survival.

“All the bloody bins are frozen shut!” M.P. Dushall
“Coldest January for 15 years. Just the right time for Labour to steal the Winter Fuel Allowance.” Tak Tierem

Major earthquake in Tibet 2 days ago, Richter 7.1, over 120 dead, not much on the TV news about it, though, as the Chinese are not bovvered about this part of their empire.

A theme from Sherie
“Yesterday was the day when our wonderful prime monster, Bier Smarmer, set himself up as the protector of all those who allowed the Pakistani rape gangs to flourish in the cause of trying not to deprive the Labour party of the votes of 3 million Moslems.” Gal Axy
“What, we are entitled to ask, is Smarmer getting out of becoming the standard bearer & protector of those who covered up the activities of the rape gangs?” Roman Acley
“What we've got is far-Left gaslighters circling their wagons & yelling rachelism & far-Right as their anti-white, anti-Britisch multiculturalism agenda is Xposed as downright dangerous.” Ima Nailen
“Could Bier's current stance be just a product of his mindless tendency to do the opposite of what the Conservatives want to do? No matter how despicable that makes him? K. Badenuff wants the guilty named & shamed, so Smarmer doesn't? Especially if he's one of them.” Subb Okken

In-House created catastrophe
The management of the NHS is a disaster. Why? According to an Xpert, not because there are too many managers, but because there are too many of the wrong sort of managers. [Is that like the wrong sort of leaves on the railway lines? Ed.]
   The ones recruited are just not capable of doing the jobs required & force clinicians to do admin work instead of tending to customers.
Wee Streeting is threatening to sack under-performers. No one convinced.

Today is the freezing bloody cold day which puts the kybosh on the gorbal warmage myth. -15 deg.C, anyone? Or even -20?

Rotten to the core
Labour ministers, including Thievin Reeves, Angrier Robot & Edstone Milipede, think it's okay to dump the Council Tax bill for their second home on the taxpayer despite being paid more than enough to afford to pay the bill themselves. And their heating bills. And stealing the WFA from pensioners? No problem if you're entitled.

J. Wetby, sometime ArchyBish of Cantab, is now out of the job, disgraced by a cover-up of child abuse.

Divorced from the real world
1. It's all very well for the Met Office to agonize over 2024 being another hottest year by a small fraction of a degree Centigrade, but what is it doing about its climate crisis? Apart from nothing as nothing done by the UK affects the global climate.
2. Is the hottest year on record a big deal if the record itself isn' tall that long and we know it has been much warming at least twice in the last couple of thousand years? When industrialized humans weren't around to blame?

They just can’t stop grabbing
The Xperts are starting to notice that the Thievin Reeves inheritance tax grab on pension pots is an assault on private pensions on the same scale as the catastrophe engineered by Gordon F. Broon, Reeves' hero.
   A timely attack of rigour mortis for Reeves would be a National Blessing. It would be the cue for at least a week of National Celebration.

Is there any point in someone with a track record of dishonesty as long as our prime monster's offering a pledge on some NHS waiting list times? Pledge today, forgotten tomorrow. That's what we get from Bier.

Tax income down by £12 BILLION, thousands of jobs lost, energy security becomes a thing of the distant past. That's where the Chancellor's tax assaults on North Sea oil producers and the Milipede obsession with Nett Zero garbage are taking us.

GET ON WITH IT!
Professor Alexis Jay, the head of a national inquiry into child sexual abuse, reckons there is no need for yet another inquiry now. Prof. Jay produced a report on grooming gangs in Rotherham in 2014, and then chaired an inquiry which reported in 2022.
   The current rows are just a distracting from the issues, she reckons. Her report sets out what action is required, and people should just get on with it, locally and nationally, instead of doing more talking.
   But given the aversion our wonderful government has for actually doing anything useful, there is not much optimism around. Especially as there were rape gangs all over the place, not just in Rotherham, and those who let them get away with it still need to be sacked.
Worse, those who dealt with the victims in the past are convinced that the gangs are still at it and they need to be stopped, not ignored further by our wonderful government.

A new inquiry into the Pakistani rape gangs is not needed. Bier O'Tool has decided already to do nothing.
The miniature Health Sec., Wee Streeting, has booted the ishue of doing something about social care into the long grass of 2028, hoping that it will die during the next general election campaign.
Apple phones spy on users' conversations—it's official. But you can get compenbloodysation for the abuse only in the Untied States.
Thousands of over-60s are taking the piss out of the student loans scheme by blagging loans, which they have no hope of repaying, for post-retirement courses.

Today’s Question:
What is so wrong with populism that makes unpopulism desirable?

Nasty Bastard
Wee Streeting got a well deserved booting for ordering pensioners who have been robbed of their Winter Fuel Allowance to keep their heating on & put themselves into debt.
“This isn't going to help Labour to kill off its quota of 6,000 pensioners over the winter.” F. Eaupas
“People like him think a mouth is for shooting off with, even when the brain is disengaged.” M.O. Casin

Police in Seoul had a 6-hour stand-off with supporters of South Korea's president @ his official residence before giving up on their attempt to arrest him.
   Can you imagine the same happening here if the Met arrived @ Downing Street to bust Bier Smarmer for gross neglect of duty? There would be crowds cheering the coppers all the way back to New Scotland Yard!

Rare attack of good sense
The council @ Blaenau Gwent in South Wales has taken the sensible step of telling parents who neglect to potty-train their kids that they will be responsible for going to the kid's school to do a nappy change when needed.

Tell us something we don’t know!
Lord Neil Pillock evidently ain't getting enuff attention but if the best he can do is to tell us that the UK couldn't cope with a missile attack by Putinstan, he needs to get back into his box & stay there.

Esso petrol 136.9p/litre in Romiley.
Esso diesel 143.9p/litre.
Both gone up.

Tell us something we don’t know!
The Climate Criminals were out in force as wildfires were gobbling bitz of Greater Los Angeles. But just to wibble about gorbal warmage with nothing constructive on offer. Not campaigning for effective fire breaks & clearing away scrub to control something which happens regularly. Not offering any ways to adapt to a changing climate. Just attention-seeking.

A quickie from Sherie
“What we should be doing is treating boat people as visa-less tourists, similar to those who arrive on a luxury yacht. No Border Farce taxi service and if they come ashore, they have to pay their own way. If they want a meal, they go to an eatery and pay for what they get. If they want a room for the night, same thing.” Hooker Zmed
“Every time some Labour stooge mentions 'smash the gangs', they should be told: 'the way you've halted imports of dangerous drugs?' And see who gets fed up first.” Dubya Munny

Some police farces give up to 6 times more attention for looking for missing persons; usually people who have chosen to get lost themselves; than on investigating crimes, a survey has found.

Let's face it, electric cars are not taking off because they are a terrible deal compared to a petrol or diesel car in terms of price, range of travel before needing topping up and every other factor including second-hand value.

Keeping good sense out of pollyticks
The latest Xcuse from Labour's apologists is that the grooming gangs happened because there aren't enough coppers of Pakistani heritage, and because immigrants from there shouldn't be bossed around by white coppers here.
   Which is the equivalent of saying that if we go to China on holiday, we can ignore Chinese coppers and take notice only of European-source ones.

The snivel servants who did the work on ripping away the pensioner WFA are on £100K AND they have just copped for bonuses of £14K. 'Coz that's the Labour way.

More sabotage to national growth
Angrier Robot's worker's rights charter will cause job losses and benefit claims will spiral upwards, the Federation of Small Businesses is warning.
   It's just further proof, if any were required; that there is no end to Labour's economic illiteracy due to the fact that none of them has held a responsible job in the wealth-creating private sector, they're just public purse scroungers.

Labour is trying to rig the next general election [the one the back office wants in 2027? Ed.] by handing the vote to 5 million foreigners and children of 16
   Smarmer's Army also hopes to remove the anti-fraud measures introduced by the Conservatives to allow the usual suspect 'community leaders' to resume their vote-rigging dirty tricks, especially via postal votes.

Grabbing with both hands
The Director of the BierBC, General T. Davie, is on a £525K screw but he's sticking the licence-payer with a London hotel bill when he can't be arsed to drive home, which takes an hour.
   Other senior BierBC bods pull the same trick despite enjoying similarly massive salaries.
Davie reckons the BierBC is woefully underfunded, which means what? He wants more junketing @ our Xpense?

Another teenage boy knifed to death on a bus in London whilst the cosmetic mayor waits for his reward-for-failure knighthood.
Another Sadgeek failure—all the messing about by the Geek & Transport for London has made the capital the pits of Europe in terms of congestion & delays.
Immigrants are busted for sex offences 3½ times more often than Brits. Romanians are the worst offenders.
Can you really call men who died after taking the drug fentanyl ‘victims' of the Britisch bloke who smuggled it in to Canada for sale on the dark web? Their choice to take the drug, their fault if they took too much of it.

Bier is bad for your wealth AND everything else
The Smarmer Strategy is clear—there will be no naming & shaming of the Pakistani rape gang enablers; councillors, council staff, teachers, police, etc.; as the list will have to include his own name as the DPP who ignored it in 2009 & 2012.
    He's also refusing to sideline T. Siddiq, his anti-corruption minister, who is up to the top of her head in the scandal created by her aunt & family, who used to be in charge of Bangladesh, as appointing Tulip in the first place will become another reason for booting Bier.
“Someone with as little credibility as Tulip can't hope to do the anti-corruption job. But given Labour's record for picking duds, is that necessarily a handicap?” Blow Nupp

In re: Farage vs Musk
The Yank has shown that he is capricious & iggorant, and he knows nothing about Britain & Britisch politics, and what matters here.
   He's not interested in anyone who can't be bought and all he's doing is shouty stuff because he craves attention.
   Farage, on the other hand, dared to tell Musk that he was talking out of the back of his neck, even though it cost him a donation of $100 trillion, and confirmed that Farage is a man of and with principles.
   Clear winner.
“If Labour sent 100 stooges to the US to meddle in the presidential election, Marsman Musk is entitled to shout his mouth off about Labour's failures & do some meddling in politics here.” Lurge Sbarge
“Just how seriously should you take the bloke who calls one of his football team of kids X AE A-12?” Kron Kite

Wee Streeting has joined the list of Labour ministers who want us to believe that the British public are grateful for the WFA snatch performed by Smarmer's Army.
‘Crass' & ‘in denial' are about the politest responses to Wee's part in the Labour conspiracy to kill off the old & infirm this winter.
Government borrowing is @ the highest level since 1998, when Gordon F. Broon was the tax ‘n' waste Chancellor. No one surprised with his worshipper Thievin Reeves doing the same now and pretending it's all down to the Conservatives and nothing to do with her failure to understand basic economics.

More short-changing
The Care Quality Commission has found that at least 5% of GP surgeries in England are being allowed to get away with sub-standard performance & putting their customers in danger.
   That's 3 million customers not getting their money's worth.
“What, we are still asking ourselves, was the point of ordering younger relatives to watch oldies for signs of dementia over the Xmas period when the Notional ‘Elf Service doesn't have the slack to take on new dementia cases?” S. Urgeon

More Labour rewards for failure
The DWP's snivellers presided over the loss of £13,800,000,000 to fraudsters & their own blunders last year.
   You'd think people handing out vast sums of money, as they do sometimes, would have to tick some boxes to make sure it goes somewhere genuine. Apparently not.
“They should be docking 14 grand off their overblown salaries & putting them in the stocks for a wet week.” Ocal Amity

Yet more from Sherie
“The landward bitz of Greater LA now look just like Iceland when one of its rift volcanoes is sounding off.” New Tron
“If the members of a rape gang were Moslems, presumably they went to a mosque. So how come we never hear anything about what their spiritual leaders, the Mosquitos, knew about something that was happening around them for decades?” Con Tention
“A change in the climate is not proof that humans dunnit. And those who make such claims tend to be spivs hoping to swindle us out of lotz of lovely cash.” Noah Highway
“In Opposition, Labour calculated that removing their Winter Fuel Allowance would cause 4,000 excess deaths of pensioners in the hope that they might be able to pretend that the evil Tories were planning this. In Government, Thievin Reeves looks set to double that figure before this winter is done with us.” C.A. Tatonic
“Bier Smarmer has full confidence in Tulip, the anti-corruption minister with the unfortunately despotic aunt. So that's her goose cooked and a stab in the back on the way.” Finn Gurliss

Wild card Saturday
The Texans had a slow start against the Bolts in their home wild card match but they were on top form as far as sacks & picks went, and they even returned an extra point try by the Chargers for 2; something you don't see at all often. Worthy winners.
   Opposite story for the Ravens, who hosted the Steelers. They were 3 TDs up at half time and looked unstoppable. The Steelers remembered how to score in Q3 but the hole they were in was always too deep to dig out of.

Big smack in the gob for veganists. Meat eaters can have just as healthy a population of gut bacteria as them. Smug smiles cancelled.

The Royal College of Speech & Language Therapists is getting a HUGE booting over blowing thousands of pounds on investigating its honcho for daring to read the online thoughts of Tom E. Robinson. The boss was keeping an eye on comments about the summer riots at the time.
   It is clear that the college is in the grip of far-Left wokists and now unfit to bear a Royal endorsement.
Various Labour MPs are getting a booting over their claims about the 3 million signatures attracted by a petition demanding a fresh general election in the wake of Labour's lies & incompetence. The MPs are trying to blame the discontent on foreign interference [unspecified]. Clots.

Resigned Canadian PM J. Trudeau, the Clown Prince of Woke, has a lot in common with Bier Smarmer in that authenticity has never been one of his strengths.

Prince Hairy's legals must be a weird mob if they thought a judge would allow their ‘witnesses' in his case against The Sun to offer commentary rather than relevant evidence.

Fickle is as fickle does
Bier Smarmer was all for ending sending NHS patients to the private sector in 2020. Not any more. Another twist in the wind for a serial shifter.
   Now, using the private sector is his Big Answer to everything that's wrong with the NHS. But all it would take, given his record for opposing them, would be for the Conservatives to say using the private sector is a great idea and that's why they did it.
   Then Bier would slam the shutters down again on the private sector. 'Coz that's the sort of bloke he is.
“Bier Smarmer is basically a feckless clown, who doesn't give a feck about anything other than freebies & feathering his own nest.” Dan Gerous

Wild card Sunday
A quick TD for the visiting Broncos, just a FG for the hosting Bills. They went ahead with a TD in Q2, and stayed ahead when a Bronco FG try at the end of the half hit the post. A great TD catch by Johnson in Q3, 7-21 with +2. Another Bills' TD and a FG in Q4, another home win.
The former Redskins and their hosts in Tampa Bay were evenly matched, 10-all at half time. The Bucs stopped the ex-Skins inside their 5 on a 4th down at the start of Q4, then promptly coughed up the ball! And a TD and the lead. The Bucs drew level. The ex-Skins ate clock and kicked a winning FG @ 0:00.
Visiting the Eagles, the Packers coughed up the opening kick off then a TD. Love's opening play of Q2 was picked by the Eagles. No damage. The next GB drive ended in a missed FG. Groan. Another pick by the PE in the last minute of the half, nowt from it.
   GB managed a FG in Q3, Swiss Cheese, another PE TD, the PAT missed. The Pack opened Q4 with a TD, 10-16. A pick in the PE end zone with 1:51 left summed up GB's day, the Eagles ate clock, 10-22 final.

How should the term of office of the pointless human bollard Bier Smarmer be terminated? The best suggestion so far is that he should become the first prime monster to have an unfortunate encounter with a masked maniac wielding a chainsaw.
“Live on TV & the internet @ his party conference would be good.” R.T. Faqt

Is former French president N. Sarkozy really facing being locked up for 10 years for taking a miserable $50 million in bribes from dead Libyan dicktater M. Gadaffy? Joke!

Manchester's cosmetic mayor, Jonah Burnham, is trying to poke his nose into the rape gang circus. So that's all hope of shaming & smiting the politicians, etc., who covered up for the gangs going down the plug hole, given Jonah's record for wrecking everything he becomes involved with.

Done with brain disengaged
A phobia is a medical condition, thus if Labour creates a crime of Islamaphobia, is that the first step down the road to making all phobias criminal? Fear of heights, open spaces, spiders, etc., all grounds for shoving people in gaol?

Political Corrections:
1. Trussty Lizzie didn't crash the economy with her spending plans when prime monster, it was the dozy stooges @ the Bank of England who put the markets in an uproar.
2. Thievin Reeves did crash the economy with another Labour tax & waste Budget 'coz she is UseLEZ.

WEEK 3    Smarming the ‘trap’ into contraption

 
The amount of gas in storage here is enuff for just one week. Labour won't let companies recover the HUGE amounts of gas under the North Sea. Could there be a connection?
Academy schools offer high quality education which the alleged Education Sec., B. Phillipson, finds anathema. Which is why she is clubbing them down into the grey porridge of the state sector. Not so much ideology as idiotdeology 'coz that's Labour's way.
Norfolk police have found that actually investigating complaints made by the public has given them the top spot in the crime-solving rates league table.
The honcho of the Met has finally summoned up the gutz to tell Shirk @ Home staff that it will cost them a pay cut. See that heap on the floor? That's us, all fallen over in amazement.
“I suppose it's too much to hope that the cut will be back-dated to when the shirking started.” Fahr Kyew
“Phillipson is doing for education what Reeves has done for the economy—crash it, trash it because Labour hates Britisch success.” Office Bonce

Esso petrol 136.9p/litre in Romiley.
Esso diesel 144.9p/litre.
diesel gone up.

Drinking coffee in the morning protects against heart attacks & strokes. Drinking coffee all day long doesn't.

Bier Smarmer accuses Marsman Musk of spreading lies & misinformation? Pots & kettles, come away!

China is being overwhelmed by another plague called human metapneumovirus (hMPV). Hospitals are full of people with flu-like symptoms. As usual, and as with the Wuhan plague, the regime is being very coy about the source & spread rate of its new plague.

Having wrecked the economy here, Thievin Reeves has taken her sneer and her begging bowl off for a jolly in China. Let us hope she falls off the Great Wall or she gets a dose of hMPV and they decide the best thing to do is have her put down before the virus mutates into something deadlier.
“Knowing our luck, the Chinese will just send her back here as Patient Zero of their new plague.” Alok Catlife

Par for the course
During a blizzard of piffle offered to the Commons housing committee, Angular Robot bragged that her housing policy will be as big a success for the government as the RMS Titanic was for the White Star Line.
[This is the sort of pillock we have to put up with when there's a Labour government. Ed.]

BE WARNED
The heat pumps which the goverment is pushing are a SCAM.
Don't fall for it.
They do not provide anything near adequate warmth in winter.
Something people find out only after getting one installed.

Donald Trump gets a no-penalty ruling on all 34 counts of the hush money case confected in Noo Yawk. Total waste of time, just Democraps playing silly buggers from start to finish.

Wee Streeting is trying to stir up rape gang riots & a massacre? What has he been smoking? Or is it just some pathetic attention-seeking? He's also getting a good booting for trying to play the rachelism card in order to continue the cover-up for the Pakistani rape gangs to avoid upsetting Labour's Moslem voters..

Today’s Question:
Is Thievin angling for an entry in the Guinness Book of Records as the world's most inept Chancellor?

Q: What happens when a local council is stoopid enuff to give its minions a 20% pay rise by giving them 5 days' pay for a 4-day week?
A: The minions get a second job to have something to do on their spare day. That's the Xperience in South Cambridgeshire, where the district council is controlled by the Trivial-Democraps.

Fact: The Liz Truss budget caused a blip in the economy, which resumed its previous trajectory after 5 weeks.
Fact: Thievin Reeves drove the economy over a cliff and sent minions with sledge hammers to pound the wreckage to dust. She bragged she would deliver economic change before that disastrous budget. That, she achieved. For the worse, of course, as we always get from Labour.

Mr. Farage from the garage has 9 jobs, of which being an MP is just one. The rest have given him an income of £571K over the last 6 months. No wonder he's offering to pay for a rape gang inquiry.
“Could it be that the far-Left are jealous because they have to rely on freebies 'coz they're not worth payment?” X. Plode

Marsman Musk Xplained
He was supposed to be on Mars, setting up his colony, in 2024. Which makes his current obsession with Xposing the failings of Britisch politicians just a distraction from the failure to get the Mars colony up & running on schedule.

Q: Does anyone give a rat's arse if 53% of the respondents in some poll think Marsman Musk is having a negative impact on UK politics?
A: Nope.
Q: Has Thievin Reeves actually come back from China with a trade deal which will put £630 billion into Britisch pockets?
A: Joke! It's just another of her financial fantasies.
Q: Is Jonah Burnham, Greater Manchester's cosmetic mayor, a Labour bigwig and future party leader?
A: Joke. He's stumbled from one disaster to another through his political career. He'd get to be leader only if Labour were looking for an even bigger screw-up than Smarmer.

Bier Smarmer is going to roll out A.I. scams across the country to make rigging elections in Labour's favour a doddle. But where is the power needed to run all the vast A.I. machines going to come from? Nothing from Bier. And even less from Edstone Milipede, who is in charge of wrecking the electricity supply.

Tax, Waste, Trouble
Thanks to the inept Chancellor, we're back to the conditions which sent an overspent Labour government scurrying to the International Monetary Fund for a sub way back in 1976.
It costs the rest of us £100,000,000,000 a year to service the interest on the massive Brown Hole, which Labour has dug in the nation's finances.
Worse, we have to pay a higher interest rate than the eternal basket case Greece. That's how much confidence the world's money markets have in Thievin, our inept Chancellor.

Rail nationalization in Scotland has been an obvious disaster. Which is why H. Alexander, our Transport Minister, is going ahead with it in England? Yet another Xample of the Labour party doing the most it can to fucq things up everywhere?

Is Israel on the verge of a deal with the Hamas that puts PM Ne10yahoo on the road to a trial for corruption? Not if the far-Righters can do a sabotage job.

Toothless & Useless
Smarmer is going to blow 5 million quid of our cash on 5 local rape gang inquiries, which won't have the power to haul the people responsible for all the covering up before them for interrogation.
   More of our cash going to the usual suspects at Nett Zero benefit to anyone else. Typical garbage from a lawyer who doesn't have a clue.
It's not about changing the law, it's all about enforcing the laws that we have already and exposing the people in public offices who are refusing to do this.

A Government of Disservice
Labour sure can pick them. The bloke who thought up the idea of the Edstone, which made Milipede look such a berk during the 2016 election campaign, is now a government minister. As if we didn't have enuff deadlegs in office.
   T. Bell replaces the pensions minister, a suspected Chinese stooge, who has taken over Tiny Tulip's job @ the Treasury.

Something else on the way here?
Forget the plague of hMPV in China, the next big threat is bird flu in the USA, which can pass itself to cattle & humans, with a death rate for humans of 23% compared to the lousy 1%, which was all the Chinese plague could manage.
The US government is ignoring this new threat and, although a vaccine for bird flu is available, not giving it to people at most risk, such as the staff of dairy farms as cattle are good at catching the virus. And passing it on to humans who drink raw, unpasteurized milk, which is currently very fashionable among the wokerati.
With a Smarmer Labour government here & Wee Streeting as the Health Minister, the UK is totally unprepared to tackle this new threat.

Just plain idiotic and dangerous
Disapproving of foreigners who treat women as chattels is a moral judgement and nothing to do with fear, and a phobia is a defined medical condition. Thus we need to tell the far-Left to get lost when they trying to turn their junk concept of Islamophobia into a criminal offence.
If they get away with that, what next? Shoving people with a genuine fear of heights, spiders, corrupt politicians, or whatever into gaol?

Esso petrol 138.9p/litre in Romiley.
Esso diesel 145.9p/litre.
another Reeves Rocket price hike

Blue Origin, the space company of Amazon honcho J.B. Zos, successfully launched its New Glenn rocket into space from Cape Canaveral on the third Wednesday of the month, but failed to steer the booster to a platform in the Atlantic Ocean to make it reuseable.
   They're trailing in the wake of Marsman Musk's SpaceX company, which has made well over 100 launches to orbit, but getting there. Their rocket is named after the first American astronaut to orbit the Earth, John Glenn, and it is more powerful than the SpaceX Falcon 9.
   Both American companies hope to clog near Earth orbits with even more satellites and incidental space junk. They also plan to establish private space stations, and offer jaunts to the Moon to the super-rich.

Smarmer loses one lame duck and he's really pissed off by having to keep dodging questions about the other one. What can he do?
   How about bugger off on a jolly to Poland to be surrounded by people who have to pretend he's not a total jerk?

70% of e-scooter riders of all ages who have a serious crash @ night have been drinking to excess. No sign of the government doing anything about this.

Step 1: Lie about it
Last week, with very little power generated by the occasionals, the national grid's operators issued a warning of possible blackouts.
   A couple of days later, a spokes for the gang @ No. 10 was claiming it wasn't true that the UK had been on the verge of an energy blackout.
   Is there nothing this rotten government won't lie about?
Blackouts on the 2nd Wednesday of the month were avoided only by importing vast amounts of electricity from Denmark @ huge cost to the taxpayer.

Do you have lots to stuff you just HAVE to kick into the long grass?
You need Bier Boots™
As worn by our very own Prime Monster!
No matter what the ishue; the economy, the defence of the realm; it's GONE when the toe of a Bier Boot™ hits it!
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We're still waiting to hear from Bier Smarmer about how he will know which bank accounts belong to people smugglers, especially if they aren't in the UK.
“What if the people smugglers are putting their cash into an account with the Bank of Mars & Smarmer has antagonized Marsman Musk so much that he's not feeling co-operative? So much for blocking the bad guys' bank accounts!” Con Torter

Today’s Question:
Chairman Mao killed 50 million people via the unintended consequences of his ill-considered gestures. Is Bier Smarmer trying to go better, pro rata, here?
“Labour's pub banter ban is Smarmer @ his Chairman Mao worst. He's a twat and a half.” Bev Erage

Bashed, Crashed, Gashed, Gnashed, Hashed,
Lashed, Mashed, TRASHED by Thievin
“Thievin Reeves brought back £6.30 from China having spent £18,573 of our cash on the junket. As far as Labour is concerned, this is a wonderful deal.” Musque McTusque
“Was there any point in not letting Thievin go to China now she's trashed the economy? It's not as if she has any fixes to offer. All she can do is keep on blundering and make things worse.” Ledinyer Pensil

Typically, Israel bombed & blasted Gaza right up to the cease-fire with the Hamas, and Net10yahoo has reserved the right to start the war up again & abandon the cease fire if he looks like being dragged into court on corruption charges.

The Smarm of Death
Bier had full confidence in anti-corruption Tulip. The next day, she was gone. Bier also has full confidence in Thievin. For what that's worth.
[Which ain't that much. The Big Question is which of them will be gone first, Ed.]

“Wee Streeting & Tiny Tulip—does Bier have some sort of size diversity policy for his minions? Or does he just like towering over them?” J. Obsworth

Bier Smarmer's A.I. revolution involves building a computer which can play itself @ chess half a million times per second. Which certainly sounds pointless enuff to be a Bier Thing.
This A.I. revolution is possible only because of Brexit. But Bremoaner Bier would prefer that fact to be kept secret.

Due to Edstone Milipede, the taxpayer was done for £400 MILLION to pay wind farm operators to keep their sites switched off.

FakeBuk is getting a booting for scrapping its external fact checkers & letting the customers pick which myths & legends they want to pretend are the truth.

Cash payment works!
Pregnant women who smoke are twice as likely to quit if offered cash compared with just warning them about the health risks.
   They are also likely to remain non-smokers after the bribes stop, researchers @ the University of East Anglia have found.
In mid-January, the government was making noises about rolling out a scheme to pay pregnant women to stop smoking. But as the scam will run out of funding @ the beginning of March, it looks doomed to be yet another Labour flop.

Divisional Saturday #1
The ex-Redskins went to Detroit. The home team's 2nd drive went to a TD. That woke up the visitors, who were held to a FG, 3-7. A sack/fumble stopped the Lions. In for a TD in Q2 by the ex-Skins, 10-7.
   TD for each, 17-14. Another from a pick for the ex-Skins, 24-14. A 55-yard dash from the Lions, 24-21. A bomb pass set up another TD for the visitors, 31-21. A pick in the end zone stopped a promising drive by the Lions.
   A TD in Q3 for the Lions, 12 men in defence by the Lions, another TD in Q4 for the ex-skins, 38-28. Back for another, 45-28. FG with 5 minutes to go, 45-31. A pick stopped the Lions in the last minute.

Killer tech
90% of drivers have reported being dazzled by badly adjusted LED headlights on chunky vehicles such as SUVs. The government has no plans to do anything on the ishue until @ least the summer of this year.

Divisional Saturday #2
The Texans went to Kansas City, who took the kick off to scoring range, FG. One for the Texans, 3-all. KC got to & goal, just a FG. A 55 yard try in Q2 by the Texans missed. A TD for KC, 3-13. Another FG try for the Texans worked, 6-13.
   A long Q3 drive by the Texans went to a TD, PAT NG, 12-13. A bogus penalty on the Texans kept KC going into Q4 and to a TD, 12-20. Another FG for KC, 12-23. More KC sacking held the Texans to a FG try, which was blocked. KC gave up a safety to waste some time, 14-23 final.

ITMA! 47
He's back. The Donald is in charge again. All those who slagged him off so casually in the past should now be very afraid. Especially politicians.
   Yes, Bier, that means you and your dippy mate Dave.
Due to the freezing temperatures in Washington; nearly as bloody cold as Romiley; the ceremony had to be conducted inside the Capitol rotunda rather than outdoors—which did wonders for the security precautions.

Putin the ‘con’ into consequences again
Bier Smarmer seems to think that if he accuses the Tories of behaving badly in the past, that somehow gives his sorry crew a licence to behave badly now.
   Jack the Ripper killed five people (that we know of) 130 years ago. Does Bier think that gives him a licence to kill 5 people now?

Today’s Question:
Which is worse, the mislabelled ‘far-Right' complaining about the cover-ups for the rape gangs or the far-Left, which did the actual covering up?

Cosmetic London mayor Sadgeek K'han't makes a complete twat of himself by calling Donald Trump a fascist. No one surprised.

Divisional Sunday #1
The Rams travelled east to snowy Philadelphia, where the Eagles took 3 minutes to score a TD and miss the PAT. Zoom to the red zone by the Rams, & goal, 7-6. A sack for either side. Then a 62 yard TD run by Barkley, 7-13. In Q2, the Rams kicked a FG, 10-13. A drive by the Eagles at the end of the half ended in a sack @ 0:00.
   The Rams reached & goal in Q3, held to a FG, 13-all. One for the Eagles for 13-16. The LA defence got a safety in the last minute of the quarter. 15-16. Almost a scoop & score of a fumble for the Eagles, almost a TD, just a FG after a false start on 4th down, 15-19. A fumble by the Rams, another FG, 15-22, lots of snow. Barkley again with a long TD sprint, 15-28, no PAT but the match won. 22-28 final after a sack blew up a last minute drive by the Rams.

Why is there an A&E waiting time crisis? Because New Labour closed community A&E departments & concentrated the service in large regional centres.
   No surprise that this is another disaster of the Labour party's making.

Bier by Gaslight
Could it be that Bier Smarmer is hoping that if the news media go on endlessly about the rape gang cover-ups, then the fickle Britisch public will lose interest & all the Labour politicians, council staff & police who let the attacks go on won't be held accountable for their abuses in office?

The California National Guard has had to be turned out to deal with looters dressed as firemen in the L.A. bonfire zone.

Divisional Sunday #2
Next, the Ravens in snowy Buffalo. The visitors took their opener to a TD. Right back at them by the Bills, 7-all. Nothing for the Bills from a pick toward the end of Q1. A bad snap in Q2 gave the ball to the Bills, Charge! for a TD, 7-14. The Ravens got close, just a FG, 10-14. DPI helped the Bills to a TD, 10-21 at the half.
   The Ravens kicked a FG in Q3, 13-21. Hill then Henry on the ground, TD for the Ravens, 19-21, no +2. The Bills kicked a long FG 3 minutes in to Q4, 19-24, then recovered a fumble. FG from it, 19-27. A TD for the Ravens in the 14th minute, the 2-point conversion dropped! 25-27. The Bills ate clock for the win.

The Smarmer dash for A.I. will involve diluting copyright protection, the creative industries fear. No reassurance on offer from the government over preserving intellectual property rights.

Surprise! Smarmer offering Fawlty A.I. scam
A.I. could transform how the government operates but the snivel service is a considerable obstacle to change for the better.
   Worse, Smarmer's Army is planning to get rid of the consultants who could get the deal rolling. Even worse, Edstone Milipede is a major obstacle to supplying the huge A.I. computers with the vast amounts of power that they need.

Spain's prime monster wants impose a 100% tax on foreigners buying a holiday home in response to complaints about Spanish people being too poor to compete in the market for homes where their relatives live.

The Ministry of Justice is doing nothing to stop criminals from delivering contraband to gaols using drones. Not even obvious basic housekeeping inside the gaols to collect drop-offs. A spokes offered some limp wibble as an Xcuse.

Only a Labour government would be hell-bent on pushing through an employment Bill which it knows will send 50,000 jobs up in smoke & depress the salaries of the lowest paid. And do it just to give more power to its trade union paymasters.
Sheesh!

What's behind the story that the Tories are thinking of means testing the Triple Lock minimum for rises in the state pension?
   Is it something Labour is hoping to get away with & testing the unpopularity waters by accusing the Tories of plotting it?

Sherie bobs back
“Sod the artificial intelligence, Bier. How about some of the genuine article? Nah, that's beyond you.” Oso Chemosabe
“Bier reckons A.I. can detect potholes. Which is how much use when local councils can't be arsed to repair them?” Noah Chance
“Thievin is so far out of her depth that she has to use a submarine to get to work.” O.B. Stacle
“Bier reckons his choice of Chancellor is fantastic—(adj) remote from reality. Well, yes, she is a notorious fantasist.” Kon Stable
“Does Smarmer think having a bog brush haircut entitles him to bog everything up?” Hec Sagonal

Time marches on
Office tea breaks are becoming a thing of the past. Some would like to blame their disappearance on increasing work loads [which is bollocks as far as the snivel service is concerned, Ed.] A major cause, however, is that GenZ office juniors have no idea how to brew up.

The Labour plan to surrender the Chagos islands to Mauritius is stalled until after the Trump inauguration. Let us hope we dodge the bullet of having to shell out £90,000,000,000 for a lousy deal. But with Bier in charge . . .

Greece & Cyprus are Xpected to benefit from the Spanish tax assault on holiday homes; if it happens. Something that isn't guaranteed.

Labour is plotting to repeal the legislation put in place by the Conservatives to prevent IRA terrorists getting compenbloodysation for being detained when their gang was on its murder spree in the 1970s.
   This is yet another shameful attempt by Smarmer & Co. & the snivellers to give away large amounts of our cash to those who deserve it least.

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WEEK 4    Smarming the ‘ploy’ into Employment Bill

 
Political reality:
The Conservatives: 14 years of government
The Labour lot: 14 years of skiving & not paying attention.

Mockery is the best medicine
The inhabitants of Ceiriog Valley are taking the piss out of Wrexham Council by advertising their area as Pothole Land in protest against the council's policy of repairing mountain trails for the benefit of tourists & ignoring the roads where the people who pay the council tax live.
Pothole damage to vehicles last year cost £570 MILLION to repair. The official view is the number of incidents has climbed somewhat but repair costs are going up faster. And can only go up even faster thanks to Thievin's catastrophic budget.
A Transport Dept. spokes offered some usual wibble instead of a sensible response.

The Sizewell C nuclear power reactor plan has H2S syndrome. It was supposed to cost £20 BILLION, but if it's ever built, the cost will be £40 BILLION and probably a lot more.
   As with everything else, the government is booting the go/no go decision into the long grass.

A US prosecutor has a severe case of the hump. J. Smith is claiming that D. Trump would have been sent to gaol for fraud over his claims of election fraud after the 2020 election if Smiffy had got his way.
   What bugs Smiffy most is that the statute of limitations stops him from having another go in 2029.

Who is the bigger fantasist, Smarmer, who claims he personally smashed the world's most dangerous gangs when DPP, or Thievin Reeves, who claims she was an economist at the Bonk of England?
[Send your votes on a PC to the usual address, Ed.]

London's pretend mayor, Sadgeek K'han't, is getting a booting for pretending he's never heard anything about rape gangs of Pakistani immigrants.
“President Boris used to whizz round London on a bike when he was the mayor. The Sadgeek only goes out in a £400 grand bullet-proof limo with a police escort to avoid being assassinated. No wonder the Geek hasn't got a clue about what's going on.” D. Generate

10,800 millionaires have chosen to get the hell out of the UK. That's the count from the last year.

Boffins @ Edinburgh University have found that they can feed sewer fatberg to a special strain of bacteria, which converts it into a pine-scented oil used by the perfume industry. Cute, or what!

Bone Headed
The Scottish government is paying out millions of pounds to plant trees on private land as part of its Nett Zero fantasy. This is causing a massive Xplosion in the deer population, which is causing another Xplosion of the ticks which feed off the deer and pass on to humans, Lyme disease, which is a withering condition which can be fatal.

Sherie gets relevant
“Of course, Trump is trailing a huge boot behind him. He's billed as the man with all the answers and that boot is going to start flying @ his bum the first time he fails to deliver.” R. Migallo
“One consolation for the USA. Even if the Donald does have a few flops, there won't be anything on the scale of what we're having to put up with from Smarmer's Army of deadlegs.” Fahr Kupp

Q: Why are they called CrApps?
A: Because of the ones like those operated by the BierBC and the Met Office. They offer weather forecasting CrApps which over-estimate the chance of rain. A lack of sufficient data is getting the blame.

As Xpected, putting calorie information on eatery menus has turned out to be just another Xercise in virtue flagging, which offers no significant benefits and does nothing to vanish the o'besity crisis.

Q: What's a good way of getting out of the Labour party?
A: Get drunk & be seen on CCTV sucker punching & kicking a constituent. Worked for the member for Runcorn & Helsby.

More Smarming to China—Beer is allowing them to build a mega-embassy in London above fibre-optic cables vital to the internet network & the City's communications. What's he getting out of it? Like we'll ever be told.

The dopes in charge of Merseyside Police have sacked an inspector with 27 years in the job for daring to reveal that Just Stoppers are mental retards & a dim, evil cult.
Thanks to Thievin Reeves, human cleaners are out @ Premier Inns & robots are in as they don't have national insurance costs. So much for the Labour party looking after the welfare of working people.
20p on a pint @ a Young's pub, taking it to an eye-watering £6.50 in London thanks to Thievin's tax grabs.
The Reeves Brown Hole in her public spending plans is now £20 BILLION deep & counting.

More Schmustice
A public inquiry into the Southport murders will kick the can down the road a long, long way.
   The real scandal is that Bier Smarmer was trying to look tough by shoving people into gaol for saying the attack on the little girls' dance class was terrorism—something that the police knew about at the time but suppressed for 3 months because the evil kid isn't a member of Alky Ida or another gang, he's a solo psychopath.

Internal sabotage
Something that's making the UK unattractive to foreign boffins who would benefit our economy is high visa fees. Useful people have to make a 5-year up front payment for access to the NHS, etc., for every member of their family instead of being allowed to make an annual payment.
   Other countries offer a better deal & benefit from the brainpower they can attract away from the UK.
The official explanation for the 5-year grab is that people with earning power are Xpected to subsidize the gangs of scumbag illegals, which the government fails to keep off our island.

Evolution in Action or Equality Sucks
‘Splaining' is not the province of a man, the Xperts have concluded. There's just as much womansplaining going on. And it creates the same amount of resentment in those on the receiving end as mansplaining.

Warmist loonies claim expansion of Heathrow airport would be catastrophic for the climate. Barmy, or what! As well as totally out of touch with reality.

Putinstan is waging a GPS interference campaign against the airport @ Vilnius, the Lithuanian capital. In the last 3 months of 2024, there were over 800 attacks on aircraft GPS systems as they were making a landing approach.
Labour's VAT assault on private schools is driving them into the clutches of Chinese companies. Part of the Smarmer plan to suck up to President Eleven's regime?
Trump 47—a Golden Age for America or a Gol Darn one?
92% of the population of the Untied States haven't heard of Bier Smarmer. Aren't they lucky buggers!! An undisclosed number of Noo Yorkers think he's a serial killer!

Tech to make you wretched
Allegedly smart watches are supposed to help people to be less stressed. Shock-horror! All the monitoring of the watch increases anxiety, the Xperts have found!
The clue is in the word ‘smart', which heralds a con job, as with smart meter.

The real guilty party
Smarmer admits cover-up of the terrorism aspect of the Southport murders at the little girls' dance class. But no Xplanation for the cover-up on offer. Typical lawyer—the truth belongs to him and no one else. Even if it made the riots based on disinformation even worse.
“Smarmer deliberately created an information vacuum, which was filled by speculation on-line. And gets away with it?” Denny Grate
“All Smarmer seems to be doing about the cover-up about the Southport dance class killer is to leave no cliché unturned. Typical bloody lawyer.” Ekstree Minate
“What do you always get from Smarmer's Army. The far-Wrong blaming everything on an imaginary far-Right & gaslighting the public.” Cal Seafied
“In the interests of the country, the PM needs to Tulip his mate the Attorney General until he starts to answer the questions about his Chagos islanders and IRA legal history. Shame ‘interests of the country' always seem to end up at the bottom of Starmer's agenda. And what was the Commons Squeaker doing, preventing a debate about the A.G.?” Grue Mhingan

The clear message from the post-Southport Attack shambles & cover-up is ‘Don't Xpect anything like the truth from this government about anything'.

More Executive Orders?
After sorting out the financial fantasists @ Davros, Swiss home of the Daleks, where Thievin Reeves got a less than enthusiastic welcome this time around with her tarnish showing, it would have been nice for Donald Trump to have been able to visit the UK on his way home.
   It would have been great if he had pardoned those railroaded into gaol by Bier Smarmer after he let the story that the Southport triple-killer is an asylum seeker spread unchecked and the riots erupt and internet garbage merchants go to town.

Talking about con jobs . . .
The Value For Money Office set up by Thievin Reeves ain't delivering. It has no budget or defined remit, a tiny staff of 12 and it just duplicates work done by other other government departments.
It is supposed to end the squandering of public money. By paying the chairman the equivalent of a £247K salary for his one day per week? Right!

Chemotherapy treatment in private hospitals was up 20% in the last year due to NHS failings.
Same story in lotz of other fields with those who can afford it going private to avoid being messed around endlessly.

Some pop music twat has taken it upon himself to apologize to an audience in India for all the civilizing done to their country by the Britisch Empire. Twat squared.

A man with a mission . . . to fail?
Is there anyone worse than Smarmer for giving important jobs to mates with an agenda? Transport to the lady with bright red hair and shenannygoats with mobile phones in her past. Tiny Tulip to the Treasury despite all her unfortunate Bangladeshi relatives.
   The fantasist Thievin made Chancellor despite being dishonest & clueless. [Properties characteristic of Bier. Ed.] And an Attorney General with unfortunate Chagos & IRA history, who doesn't look like being invited to do a Tulip and retire to the sidelines.

If you see a gang of hairless minions in Downing Street, they're the ones who woke for the Work & Pensions Sec., L. Kendall.
   They have pulled their hair out in frustration over the length of time Languid Liz is taking over tightening up the over-generous & severely defective benefits system, which is being severely abused by people claiming to be long-term sick.

The Equalities Minister, A. Dodds, doesn't know what gender is all about. Typical uselessness from one of Smarmer's Army. And the sad thing is that there were lotz of Tories who were no better in the Commons before the Great Cull.

There is technology available to prevent drones from getting near to prisons. It's in use by the gang in charge of Guernsey prison.
   Why isn't it in use on the UK mainland? Because the mob @ the Ministry of Justice are useless fucqers.

Oh, brave new world!
Mental illness used to be shrouded in secrecy & stigma. Now, every skiving SOB thinks they're entitled to have one as a ticket to a free ride. And the government is letting them get away with it.

A botanical Ishue
How many of around 50 pillar cacti @ the Romiley Cactus Ranch of the type shown the picture (right) are making the effort to flower this month?
A Clue: The picture contains all of them!

Gusts of 90+ mph have been reported on the holodeck of the British Storm Simulation Centre in Romiley during models of Storm E.

The main supermarkets are lining up with the farmers against this rotten government's attempts to kill off the farming industry @ a family level.

Everyone else in the world thinks Marsman Musk was doing Nazi salutes to the 4 main points of the compass on The Donald's Big Day. Xcept Beir Smarmer who, according to a Downing Street spokes, is too wishy-washy to venture an opinion.

The Industrious & the Idle
Donald Trump knows how to be the POTUS, he did lots of preparation and he arrived back in the White House with a plan.
   Bier Smarmer isn't a leader, he arrived in Downing Street clueless & he gave important jobs to mates, deadlegs & duplicitous donors. Then he spent 6 months talking down & trashing the economy. And now the bastard is telling us things will get a whole lot worse before they get better.
   How come we keep getting lumbered with UseLEZ leaders?

South Cambridgeshire Council has turned its minions into mental elves by forcing the poor buggers to work a 4-day week for 5 days' pay.
   The minions are now convinced that all the council taxpayers think they're skiving bastards and hate their guts, and they're not happy about it.
   In fact, most of the skivers spend only 3 days in the sad & lonely council offices, taking Monday or Friday off during their shirking week as an Xtra perk.

The Met's call handlers are going on strike in protest against a threat of having their pay docked if they can't be arsed to turn up for shifts @ the company's premises.

Whatever you do, it’s wrong!
The Xperts are @ it again. Drinking soft water is bad for you as it lacks the minerals in hard water, e.g. compounds of magnesium & calcium. But hard water promotes certain cancers.
   And don't even think about bottled water as it's loaded with zillions of plastic nanoparticles.

The Britisch Suicidal Sports Olympic team is Xperiencing a rush of membership applications as an escape route from what Smarmer's Army is doing to Break Britain.

If the Southport killer couldn't get a whole life sentence if he was 17 at the time of the crime, why didn't the judge sentence him to 152 years in gaol to make absolutely sure he never gets out?

Priorities are there NOT to be focussed upon?
Repairing the present stock of crumbling public buildings; schools, hospitals, etc.; will cost £49 BILLION. So how come Smarmer is so eager to throw £90 BILLION; or even more; @ Mauritius to rent a Chagos Island which we have already bought from Mauritius?
   The man is either totally inept & out of touch with reality or a dangerous traitor who needs to be locked up.

The number of UK job vacancies shrank by 3% in the last 3 months of 2024. So much for getting the 9 million economic inactives active.

It's all very well for City grandees to moan that our Chancellor wouldn't be @ the main events @ Davros, Swiss home of the Daleks, but she now lacks the credibility to be on the main stage. A year ago, she hadn't been Xposed as a dishonest & inept fantasist. She has now.

“In the spirit of Trump renaming the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of America, how about calling the Irish Sea something like the Western Channel?” Ron Tiki

AFC Championship match
The Buffalo Bills visited the Kansas City Chiefs, who took their opener to a TD. The Bills managed a 53-yard FG in reply, 3-7. KC looked threatening but fumbled the ball away in the last minute of Q1.
   The Bills got to & goal in Q2, dive for a TD, 10-7. A dive the other way in the 11th minute, 10-14. A long punt return helped the Chiefs to a TD for Mahomes, 10-21. The Bills battled to FG range then a long pass went for a TD, no +2, 16-21.
   The Chief were forced out of FG range in Q3. A diving TD on 4th & goal from the KC 1, no +2, 22-21. KC to the BB 10, Mahomes in for another TD, +2, 22-29, 10 minutes to go. 4th & goal from the KC 4, TD for the Bills, 29-all. The Chiefs got to & goal, held to a FG in the 12th minute, 29-32. And that was enuff for the win.

Time to sack some deadlegs?
HMRC has an agenda of downgrading its access ‘services' to create new lows every year, an all-party committee of MPs has concluded. The current wheeze is to ignore phone calls & force the customers to try to do everything online.
In response to the severe booting he got from the committee of MPs, the boss of HMRC, J. Harra, offered some obvious lies & declared the condemnation worthless.

Actor Sean Penn got a good booting after he put the L.A. wildfires in the same box as the wartime bombing of Hiroshima. 140,000 dead from the first atomic bomb used in anger, 27 from the L.A. fires.

A woman who conned a friend out of her £92,000 savings got 3¾ years in gaol. That's 18 months inside after doing 40% of the term, which works out at £61,000 per year of gaol time.

What was Tiny Tulip good for? Booting branchless banks into providing multi-branch hubs for their customers. Anyone still doing that @ the Treasury? Given the record for uselessness of Smarmer's Army, probably not.

“Thievin Reeves bills herself as the Iron Chancellor. So that brown powder that she sheds is rust, not dandruff? Well, that's good to know!” Stevo Stin

NFC Championship match
The former Redskins went to Philadelphia & made two 4th downs on the way to a FG. Barkley through the defence with lots of help for a TD, 3-7. Barkley again from close in in the 12th minute, 3-14. The ex-Skins made a 1st down with a pass instead of a punt, FG from it, 6-14 in Q2.
   Sack, 54 yard-FG try by the Eagles missed. A TD in reply by the ex-Skins, no +2, 12-14. Red zone for the Eagles, DPI in the end zone, TD Charge!, no +2, 12-20. The ex-Skins fumbled the ball away in the 14th minute, TD for the Eagles, 12-27. FG for the visitors, 15-27.
   The Eagles sent 3 & out to start Q3. Same for the ex-Skins. 1st & goal for the Eagles, TD run by Hurts, 15-34. TD for Daniels after 10 minutes, +2, 23-34. A fumble at the end of Q3 gave the ball to the PE, Barkley to the 1 in Q4, another TD for Hurts, 23-41. Barkley with another TD after 9 minutes, 23-48. An end zone pick by the PE stopped the ex-Skins. A TD for Shipley, his first ever, 23-55 final.

Seeking failure in a different way?
The head of the Competition & Markets Authority has been given the boot for failing to deliver growth. Bier Smarmer is threatening to give the boot to as many failing regulator bods as necessary and replace them with people with a business background.
   The hope is to put the regulators in touch with reality. We'll see.
[That's we'll see if it does as well as we'll see if it actually happens. Ed.]

The head of Santander reckons that investment banker spivs are spreading the rumour that the Spanish bank is quitting the UK for their own devious purposes. T'ain't true, she sez.

The firewood industry is getting a huge boost from Storm E as trees were felled by the score all over the northern half of the Britisch Isles.

Today’s Wisdom:
Evil has many faces, some obviously malign, others not immediately so.

Today’s Other Wisdom:
Most Americans are proud of their country's achievements. Here, we get a constant drip, drip, drip of anti-Britisch wibble from the far-Left aimed at all levels from primary schools to retirement homes.

Private sector initiative cannot be beat
How do we know there are half a million or so illegals lurking in the London area? Thames Water commissioned a survey of the actual population level to find out what the actual demand for its services is.
   No one surprised that the government couldn't be arsed to find out how many surplus bodies there are. Or arsed to do anything about removing them.

Pixie Balls was bragging that the Home Office has removed 16,000 surplus bodies from the country. Not a word about the 24,000 boat people who arrived from France since she got the Home Sec. job.

Good to bad by choice
Bier Smarmer & his Education Sec. are getting further bootings over their ‘worst of socialist envy' plans to degrade the high standards achieved by academy schools.
   No coherent Xplanation on offer from Smarmer and so we have to go with the obvious one—the teaching unions which help to pay for the Labour party are pulling the puppet's strings.

Woke is no joke but no sign of the anti-Britisch Labour government echoing Trump & binning the UseLEZ DEI mob.

The climate criminals would have us believe that we're on the brink of disaster @ 1.5 deg.C above the pre-industrial usual temperature.
   But things are still 1 deg.C cooler than during the Mediaeval Warm Period and 2 deg.C lower then during the Roman Warm Period—both centuries-long periods of prosperity for most of the organized parts of the human race.

The Xperts reckon that Thievin's tax grabs will drive Britisch jobs overseas. Southern Ireland is seen as a likely beneficiary.

NHS Fife in Scotland is claiming a world record after keeping a patient declared fit for discharge in one of its hospitals for over 7 years due to a lack of somewhere in the community to which the unfortunate could be sent.

Game Me once, Game Me twice?
A Kurdish bogus asylum seeker thought it would be cute to get a tattoo featuring a pro-Saddam Hussein slogan so that he could claim he would be persecuted if Xported to Iraq.
Even though the man is a proven liar & fraud, the Home Office is still dragging its feet over getting shot of this guy. And Pixie Balls' minions are stuffing our cash into the pockets of the legal trade needlessly.
The tattoo ploy worked in Cardiff in 2022 for a female Kurdish bogus.

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The Scots are playing the mental elf card so enthusiastically that the NHS can't keep up & 20% of senior jobs in the psychiatry sector are either vacant on padded out with a locum.
Israel is backing the Trump plan to clean out Gaza in the hope of making room for more territorial occupation?
Wee Streeting wants people treated @ home instead of in hospital A&E departments. By whom? There aren't the bodies to do this job. This is just another daft joke offered as a policy by a Smarmer stooge.
President Trump does have a sense of the absurd, as demonstrated by his taking the piss out of Bier Smarmer by congratulating him for doing a very good job so far!
According to research by the supermarket Aldi, the UK imports 3,200,000,000 bananas, which moronic purchasers don't get round to eating and just throw away when they go off.

Winter Fuel Holidays
Turn the central heating to low, lock up tight after setting your intruder traps and get away from dismal, cold, gale-blasted Britain.
Romiley Greatcations, 21 Cootts Drive, Higher Romiley

Sell them down the river department
Bier Smarmer is planning to dump us back into the clutches of the EFU by joining the Pan-Europeon Mediterranean Convention, which is a customs union in all but name. This will be a first drip in the treacherous slide back into the dead hands of the anti-Britisch mob in Brussels.

Nanny State in action
Apparently, dog owners were told to keep their pet on a lead if they went for a walk during Storm E to prevent the animal from being blown into the next country by 100 mph winds. Avoiding cliff edges & getting too close to violent seas were also recommended. And it's out tax money that's paying for stuff like this.

The Labour Party 2025 Xmas cracker puzzler:
Q: How do you get to be the Attorney General?
A: Bung your old mate Bier Smarmer 5 grand.

Another cosmetic caper
The Reeves minor tweaks to the tax treatment of non-doms is Xpected to have as much effect on persuading them to stay here, or come and live here, as Edstone Milipede carbon scams have on the global climate.

Oh, dear. Edstone is now so unimportant that he has realized that threatening to resign his Cabinet job if Heathrow airport gets the go-ahead for a third runway impresses no one.

No sleep for Joe?
President Trump has mentioned that it's odd that outgone President Biden didn't issue a pardon for himself as well as the crims in his family.
   This is being taken as an indication that Creaky Joe could well find himself sitting in the dock in a court without having a clue what is going on after all the harassment The Donald got from the Democraps.

Lest we forget:
The Thievin "Office for Value For Money" has been denounced by the Commons Treasury Committee as a waste of money. No one surprised.
[Maybe that should be ‘no real person surprised'. Ed.]

No waves but negative ones
The amount of denial & obfuscation going on suggests that Bier's mate the Attorney General could well have been doing favours for former clients of Xtreme dodginess & that the smoke screen is needed until the evidence has been vanished.
“Smarmer's Army have proved themselves to be so terminally dodgy in office that any reasonable person starts @ the worst & invites them to dispel the doubts with solid proof.” Summer Telse

Donald Trump is showing the UK & others that they don't have to accept the illegal immigrants which are dumped on them—he's getting rid of them whilst Smarmer's Army is still hoovering them up.

The police here are claiming that migrants loiter outside schools because it's part of their culture. No danger of anyone in authority moving them on & telling them it isn't part of the culture here.
The government plans to get the police compiling even more lists of non-crimes instead of doing proper police work in an attempt to get all critics condemned as far-Right Xtremists.
Our fantasist Chancellor increased the number of businesses in critical financial distress by 50% with her economy-trashing budget. The score is now close to 49,000.
Even though the Drax power station in North Yorkshire has been Xposed as a green hoax and a total swindle, the government is doing nothing about ending its £600,000,000 annual subsidy.
“Why aren't we using the trees blown down by Storm E to fuel Drax instead of whole trees ground to bitz in Canada and swanned across the Atlantic to the UK?” Gal Apagos

Intruder Traps 4 U
Our systems will tag intruders with micro-transmitters as well as chemically with a compound which will persist for @ least 6 months. Invisible or Ultra-Visible for the marker—your choice.
Romiley Tech Gadgets, 103a Riverside Drive

Q: Is it any sort of a Big Deal that Reform UK is top of the pops in a voter survey?
A: If there isn't going to be a general election tomorrow, nope. 74% of the electorate don't want you is a bit better than the 80% rejection rate that Labour got last July but it's hardly any sort of endorsement.

Not fair!
Storm E is severely miffed. Wind speeds of over 74 mph are officially classed as hurricane force. E managed gusts of 114 mph off the west coast of Ireland & 100 mph on the Scottish mainland, but it's still only a storm.

Degree of devaluation
The Russell Group universities are dumbing down exams to close the gap between white, middle-class students & others for the top 2 degrees cosmetically. This is all part of the discredited diversity & inclusion agenda of the far-Left, who hate white, British people.

The Court of Appeal has delivered a severe booting to the judge who granted anonymity to those in the public sector, including three judges, who failed to protect Sara Sharif from her murderous parents.
   Judge Williams didn't trust Her Majesty's Press to be fair to the failures. Not his call and he was judged to have undermined the integrity of the legal system.

A case of Stevenson Syndrome?
Does our fantasist of a Chancellor of the Exchequer have a split personality? Rachel Jekyll talks and talks about promoting growth of the economy but everything Rachel Hyde does prevents it.

Just stop it
The latest NHS abuse is to give a pocket phone plus a year's free use to pregnant women & ‘birthing people' who can't afford their own phone. And therefore can't afford to support a baby. This is more diversity crap at the expense of the taxpayer.

“When dealing with this government, the first thing you have to ask yourself is ‘what are the bastards lying about?' Because there's always something.” Harr Endus

Nothing but fantasists
Beir Smarmer wants A.I. but Edstone Milipede's heavily subsidized occasionals; wind & solar; won't supply the vast amounts of electricity that mega-computers need all day and every day without interruption.
   Reeves talks about getting rid of red tape whilst we're being tied up in more of it by other parts of our government.
   Smarmer wants us back in the EFU, which strangles initiative with its red tape—including A.I., the development of which is at a standstill in the EFU.
“Why does Smarmer want us back in the EFU? Because he's clueless and he wants the anti-Britisch bods in Brussels to tell him what to do.” Claudtheboys Vanderpoise

We have another Dippy Davy Lammy in our Business Sec. J. Reynolds thinks letting the Czech Kremlinik D. Kretinski pile £5 BILLION of debt on to the Royal Mail with a takeover is a Good Idea.
   Like the rest of Smarmer's Army, Komrade Reynolds has Nett Zero Xperience of running a business & the same amount of savvy & common sense.

The starting point for investigating a US military helicopter on a training crashing into an airliner on a scheduled flight as it was making its landing approach to an airfield has to be that the helicopter pilot did something incredibly stupid.
   Or that it was a Russian GPS attack.

Another Labour swindle on the way? Making people who watch only streaming stuff like NeatFlix pay a licence fee to the BierBC, even though they never watch it?

Below the line mission statement: Some of this is true, maybe, but probably not the parts that seem most real and most likely as we use current standards of elasticity where facts are concerned.
   We are constantly exposed to dodgy conclusions drawn from dodgy data by jumped-up 'experts', especially the ones found in the world of politics and particularly those at the Treasury and running trade unions.
   Some of us civilians at BFN like to join in to let them know that anyone can do it and we ain't impressed by their efforts.

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