WEEK 1    Only idiots would Choose to make Britain poor again

 
More wheels have come orf
The government has admitted that promising that the Edstone Milipede Nett Zero scams would cut energy bills by £300 by 2030 was yet another of its string of pre-election lies. The proof in this instance is that not a word is being said about the Milipede claim now.
O'Tool's claim that he wouldn't let EU citizens move to the UK on a whim is also coming apart @ the seams. When the EFU tells him to jump, he asks "How high?" on the way up?
No additional taxes, said Thievin. Apart from the £40 BILLION she's stealing. And then there is all the rest of the consequences of her lies to come, such as economic growth to decline by 2.5% over the next 5 years.

Vote Reform, Get Labour remains as valid as ever. The Reform party is in no position to form a government. They're like Labour. They have no one who knows how to do governing.
   Out of what's on offer, only the Conservative party has practical Xperience of how it's done. As for the Trivials, their leader is the Post Office Minister who let Horizon Happen.
   And as for the '14 years of chaos' crap, how strange that there were three general elections during this period and Labour lost in all of them. Clearly, there was no great liking for what E. Milipede & O.J. Corbynstein had on offer. And Labour 'won' this year with the votes of 20% of the electorate with 40% of potential electors not being arsed to get involved.

Q: What do you get when you do a citizen's arrest on 2 trespassers on your farm and lumber them to a police station?
A: Arrested yourself.
Q: What did the trespassers get, as if we didn't kno?
A: You guessed it; away with it.
Q:How can Bier Smarmer offer a budget for working people if he doesn't know what they are?
A: The cute technical term for it is word salad.

The Commonwealth scroungers are convinced that O'Tool will pony up some cash to shut them up. After all, it's not coming out of his pockets.
Q: What should one do about this elephant in the room?
A: Shoo it out through whichever door it used to gain access with a flea in its ear.
Q: Why aren't the scroungers going after the Chinese for reparations for the damage caused by their Wuhan pandemic?
A: Because they're all in China's pocket.

Invisible Army
The last government recruited 20,000 Xtra coppers but the nation's police farces are ignoring crimes @ a rate of 470,000 per year. So what are they doing with themselves?
   Twatting about with woke non-crimes instead of doing anything arout the real thing, has to be the answer.
   This is seen as a legacy of the New Labour era, which produced today's senior coppers in the main. Things can only get worser with 5 years of another Labour government in prospect.

The nation's problems are down to the Economic Establishment, which is pulling Thievin's strings. She lets them do it ‘coz she doesn't get free market economics & sensible investment, being a graduate of Gordon F. Broon's tax ‘n' waste academy.

Leaving it a bit bloody late . . .
On the verge of the US presidential election, the voters don't know what Kamel Harissment stands for. Mainly because the Queen of Word Salad doesn't have a clue herself.

How to do Bier BS:
Spend 10 minutes blaiming everything on the Tories & then claim you won't offer this as an Xcuse for your messes.
O'Tool will rip off short-term sticking plasters & Xpose trivial wounds to lethal infections.

Who but a Scouseland Labour MP would describe a shotgun-wielding, brown gang-banger & protection racketeer as a well-loved member of the community?
   The Reverend Smarmer's minions have clearly had to trawl some really festering swamps to find MPs like this.
“Sounds like another of the defund the police to give criminals an easy time of things mob.” Hartley Worthit
“Unarmed (the banger), said the BierBC. Apart from a couple of tons of lethal mobile machinery that he was driving, of course.” Obama Gadaffy

The Gorbal Warmage Fraudsters are still chucking their bogus numbers around & holding out both hands for money. Which political party does that remind you of?

Stellar, but not as we kno it, Jim
Bier O'Tool's record as a prosecutor includes ignoring J. Savile & other paedos whilst trying to put entertainers & Conservative politicians in gaol on the basis of fantasies offered by criminals. Who were encouraged by senior coppers from the New Labour era, who insisted that their ravings were credible & true.
   How is that anything to brag about?

Just in case you were wondering . . .
The bog-standard Labour MP can't just do lying down. They can lie in every direction imaginable. Especially if they're in Bier's Cabinet.
Bier O'Tool has been denied a 10-minute audience with Kamel before the election as he's not important enuff. Or maybe they couldn't decide who had to give the freebies to whom.

Sherie has been off on holiday but she’s back now
“Good job they didn't make Angrier Robot the Chancer. She doesn't kno the difference between millions & billions.” Oliver Crombadly
“But she would have ended up wasting as many zillions as Thievin, being another fan of the Magic Money Tree.” Arfur Crown
“How curious that all the Aussies who were stirring up race hatred when King Chuck was there were wearing Europeon style clothing instead of kangaroo & dingo skins. Surely they can't be rejecting their heritage!” Farqui Nell
“Is Thievin using being a woman as an alibi? If she's the first female Chancer, she had no same-sex mentors to guide her. Poor little stinker!” LeShawn Shyson
“Just asking, but what has our local Hazel Grove Triv-Dem MP done in her first 100 daze to fix the NHS? Which was one of her promises. Sounds like she hasn't noticed that there's a Labour government, & fixing ain't on the agenda for her mob.” Serge Trousering
“Is Pixie Balls on permanent holiday? Zero point zero gangs busted since she took over the Home Sec. job.” S. Ceptic

The judge who sent the activist T. Robinson to gaol claimed nobody is above the law. What planet is he from? Not this one, that's for sure if he really believes that.

In opposition, Wee Streeting was telling the NHS to stop doing daft things in the name of diversity. Now, nothing. He's suddenly cool with it. Either that or he's been cool with it all along and he was lying to us earlier. Which is what the far-Left do.

When in doubt, cheat. Which is what the Putrid-controlled government in Georgia did to rig the recent elections there.

B. Smarmer reckons landlords are not working people & fair game for a tax mugging. So that's 10% of his MPs who will have to cough up, including Thievin Reeves.
Israel is trying to starve Arabs out of its occupied territories by banning their UN aid agency.
Labour MPs are demanding the right to leave Parliament early to tuck their children into bed; even if they don't have any who need the service. One out, all out!
Bier O'Tool has w-phobia. He is unable to grasp the meaning of words beginning with the letter 'w', e.g. woman & worker. Other candidates include welfare, worthwhile & weasel words. & wealth creation.
Assault someone and you used to end up in a police cell. But not if you're a Labour MP, apparently.
Be Very Afraid. Labour is planning to keep shoving taxes up until more cash comes in than its stooges can waste.
Terrorists will be able to earn more without losing their benefits. Or something.

Smarmer Xplained
When he talks about working people, he really means worthy people, a category which Xcludes everyone who is capable of making an effort to achieve some security & stability.
   Thus those with shares & savings are unworthy. Unless they are in the wealth-devouring public sector rather than the wealth-creating private sector.
“Alternatively, Bier really means wonking people but his diction is somewhat throttled & unclear.” M. Brocashun

Eastern Semi: the RedBlacks in T’ronno
The opening RB drive went to a FG. Lotz of defence until the 13th minute, when what looked like the RB QB throwing the ball away under pressure ended up as a TD! 10-0.
   The Argonauts closed Q1 with a FG, 10-3. Both QBs mugged in Q2, Kelly lost the ball, giving the RBs a short field, only a FG, 13-3. Finally, in the 6th minute, a Kelly pass found a receiver beyond the defence, TD, 13-10. Another FG for the RBs, 16-10. Another long pass, caught at the end zone, TD, 16-17.
   The RBs got close as time ran out, TD with 6 seconds to half-time, 23-17. The RBs did a short kick off, the Argos grabbed the ball and Hajruliahu obliged with a FG! 23-20.
   Kelly crunched at the start of Q3. TD for the Argos, 23-27. A bomb pass got the Argos close, on to a TD, 23-34. Tough defence held the RBs to a FG, 26-34. Another TD in the 3rd minute of Q4 put the Argos 26-41 ahead. 3rd & goal from the TA 1 for the RBs, TD after a review, no +2, 32-41.
   A FG put the Argos 32-44 ahead with 5 minutes to go. A pick stopped the RB, taken to the house for a TD!, 32-51. Then a pick taken all the way for a TD, 32-58. The RBs managed a TD with 40 seconds left. 38-58 final.

IDEAL: The smaller the state sector, the faster a nation's economy grows.
REALITY: Labour is growing the public sector @ a furious rate as it funds the party.
CONCLUSION: Labour word salad about economic growth is just that.

Thievin Spiked! Either she has to admit she was lying when she said taxes wouldn't have to go up or she was 'wrong', which means she's not competent to do the Chancellor job.

One of 3 bananas taped to walls in 2019 [not the original, it has been replaced multiple times] is Xpected to sell for £77K-1200K.
   A minion @ Sotherby's called it a defiant work of pure genius. Trying for the Wibbler of the Year Award? As the buyer will be trying for the Nutter of the Year Award.
On sale on November 20th.
“Maybe Bier O'Tool will buy it with our cash to fill up an empty space on a bit of Downing Street wall. Unless it's likely to make him feel inferior to its genius, of course.” Bob Shilling

Western Semi: the BC Lions in Vancouver
The Lions opened the scoring with a TD but the PAT missed, 6-0. FG for the RoughRiders, 6-3.
   Lauther again 4 minutes in to Q3, 6-all. A pick stopped the Lions. 3rd & goal from the BC 1 for the Riders, TD, 6-13. Adams with a TD pass in the last minute of the half, TD, 13-all.
   From the BC 30 in Q3, the Riders took a running play in for a TD, 13-20. FG for BC in the 10th minute, 16-20. Their next try doinked off the post. BC started Q4 @ the RR 13, held to a FG, 19-20. To the red zone for the Riders, another TD, +2, 19-28.
   A pick stopped the Lions. Nowt from it. Adams picked in the RR end zone with 37 seconds left. The End.

On and on it goes
One up the kilt for the gorbal warmage fraudsters! A 44-strong gang of climatologists is warning that the Gulf Stream could stop delivering warmth to Europe next year.
   Which means that the 6,000 pensioners who will freeze to death this winter will become a drop in the ocean next to the millions who will die next winter.
“And the real tragedy will be that the GW fraudsters will have to wait out an ice age lasting 2.6 million years before they can peddle their BS again.” Duncan Handling
“The Labour response to suddenly cold winters is bound to be a tax on pensioners of 3 hundred quid.” Todin Thole

K. Badenuff promises to tell the truth & shame Labour
Let us hope the new Conservative leader, K. Badenuff, will go for the throat when she tackles the O'Tooligans. It's not something a city gent like Jenrick ever looked like doing. And when the O'Tooligans demand to know what she would do instead of their scams, she should just ask them if they're after suggestions because they've realized their stuff is crap.

The Royal Britisch Legion is getting a good booting for messing about with the red Remembrance poppy to be wonk. The number of resignations is becoming a veritable flood.

If/when Kamel Harissment loses the US presidential election, she can always blame it on listening to the O'Tooligan expeditionary force when it advised her to lie her head off 'coz it worked for them.

Today's ‘Bank Security Department' scam call came from 07401 014 433. We're obviously Xpected to believe that someone using a pocket phone to send the computer-voice message is Shirking @ Home.

More Two-Biers Justice
The Southport police are getting a booting for not calling the child killer's triple murder spree terrorism & covering up the fact that he was trying to brew up the toxin ricin and he was a fan of Alky Ida.
   Sounds like a further episode of Two Bier Justice & politics in charge.
“What right have the police to order the customers not to speculate & ask them awkward questions? Apart from none at all. & claiming it will prejudice the killer's trial is just wibble.” Pan Oramic

NHS bozos have failed to inflinct upon us, a campaign to intimidate women into accepting blokes pretending to be female in their toilets. No wonks to be sacked because of this, of course.

Bosses are being accused of being sneaky by offering well-heated workplaces as an alternative to homes which Shirkers can no longer afford to hear after Labour's tax grab.

The Packers hosted the Detroit Lions in Week 9
To the red zone for the Pack on a soggy field, on to a FG. The Lions closed Q1 with a 4th & 1 TD, 7-3.
   A GB FG try in the 10th minute of Q2 missed. One for the Lions with a minute left went through, 10-3. A scrambling Love threw the ball to the Lions, TD, 17-3. Groan.
   Another TD for the Lions in the 6th minute of Q3, 24-3. Red zone, dropped wet ball, FG as a consolation, 24-6. GB to the DL 9, out on downs. GB to the DL 2, TD, +2, 24-14. Final.

Not fair, not fair!
Fans of the Youropeon Court of 'Uman bluddy Rights are complaining that most of the bad publicity it gets is due to the negligence of social workers & judges, who combine to shove more & more cash pointlessly into the pockets of the legal trade.

The risk of flooding is always more severe under a Labour government, the Xperts have concluded, due to the endless succession of rainy day financial crises.

Secret information—Do Not Read!
It could be that Thievin is using Putinstan as her model for the economy. There, the inflation rate is claimed to be 9% despite a basic interest rate of 22$.
   If we see a sudden influx of over-armed 'peace officers' from North Korea to keep working people in their place, that can be taken as confirmation of what Thievin is up to.

£20 BILLION per year of our dosh will be lost as interest on Thievin's latest borrowing.

“It were ’im!”
Bier Smarmer is getting the blame for the dreadful state of the Can't Prosecute Disservice & the Police Conduct Office. This lack of appreciation is being driven by the crypto-communist cover-up of the gangster Kaba's criminal history during the attempt to railroad a Met firearms officer into gaol.
   Smarmer started the rot when DPP and it shows no sign of being rooted out.

Being fair to the customers
The pay of teachers in the public sector is to be reduced by 2.8% to reflect the number of sick days they take. And a further contribution of 2.8% will be deducted toward the cost of the really Xpensive agency staff who replace them.

We are playing to the Brown Rules here
No terrorism charges for the Southport killer because Labour is doing nothing about illegals & because it could have disabled Bier's plan to put rioters & bloggers in gaol with politically convenient excessive sentences as an Xercise in political image polishing.
   Do we need to start arresting the Merseyside police as co-conspirators in the riots if they sat back & allowed false information to drive them? Even if it was on orders from the government.

Smartitude: A pertinent question for our local MP, L. Smart, to ask Thievin about her WFA theft went off by email 7 weeks ago. Nuffink back since the routine automatic acknowledgement.

In response to the wiseguy who said Ukraine can't join the Commonwealth 'coz they don't play cricket there, it has been pointed out that they do when Putrid the Pants Poisoner isn't trying to wipe them out.

Thievin Economix:
Borrow enuff to get out of Xisting debt [ignoring the new debt you've just created] & make a buncha mugs pay the interest.

More cash for the legal trade—a public inquiry into the sentencing abuses due to political pressure after the riots triggered by the Southport triple child murders.

Thievin’s Economic Disaster
Despite her claims that this year's 40 BILLION QUID is all the cash she needs from us, everyone knows that Thievin will be back for at least £9 BILLION more next year for the public sector.
   Add on the other bitz & pieces she needs to throw at Labour's backers and the 40 BILL STEAL could turn out to be an annual event until Labour is booted back into its hole.
Thievin's predations will cost the nation's charities £1.4 BILLION per year. But wot does she care about that?

Just Saying
Farmers feel threatened by our wonderful government & its inheritance tax scam. Farmers know where Bier, Thievin & the rest live. Farmers have gadgets for spraying industrial amounts of manure.
How many of the Fayed complainants, one wonders, are trying it on in the hope of blagging some compenbluddysation? That's the sort of cynicism the modern wonk world fosters.
Vexatious wonks reckon that kids should be lectured about inequality & white privilege during games of Monopoly. Groan.

This is 300-Quid Labour
That's how much pensioners will lose after having their winter fuel stolen. This is also the amount the average household will lose as a result of Thievin's tax rises. That's the ones Labour lied about during the election campaign. And it's the amount we won't get knocked off our energy bills after Edstone Milipede's lies were Xposed.

A. Raygun's Skivers' Charter will just be a replay of the devastation of the private sector caused by Harold bluddy Wilson's Selective Employment Tax of the 1960s. Nothing original, just the same old, same old catastrophes recycled.

Taken on the day before Bonfire night
This picture sent in by a reader shows that there is still one bush in his garden which can make the effort to put a yellow flower among all the dead leaves in the latter half of autumn.

Get America Interesting Again Pleeze!

“You'd have to been really stuck for something to do if you stayed up all last night watching TV after voting closed in the US presidential election. Especially if the result won't be declared until the weekend. Or next month if the legal challenges to the cheating get really keen.” Harridan Rodentperson

In the run-up to US election, Kamel Harrissment proclaimed that she'd make America great & fix all the things that went wrong under the previous regime. When she was the vice-president. How much sense does that make?

This is Lying Labour
The Office for Budgie Responsibility is adamant that there was no £22 BILLION Brown Hole in its accounts. Our wonderful Chancer continues to lie about it. So that's her with Nett Zero credibility for at least as long as she keeps on deploying this lie.
Care homes, hospitals & other health services to be clobbered by the Budget National Insurance tax hike. Which Thievin promised would never happen.
On the eve of the Budget, Thievin told the Commons 'We lied & it worked.' Lots of thuds due to people falling over in amazement that she actually told the truth for once.
“Back to reality as Angrier Robot claims that part-time working for full-time pay will increase local council productivity.” Imper Rator

O'Tool's latest scam—to use our cash to buy drones to help with hoovering illegal entrants out of the Channel.

The Reeves Budget was aimed @ skivers & a hymn to tax & waste socialism. It will shrink the wealth-creating private sector & bloat further, the wealth-devouring public sector, off which the Labour party feeds.
“Is Thievin Reeves now creepy enuff with her constant rictus grins to play a female version of Gomez in another Addams Family remake?” Max Florin

Customer Reactions
“Is it an achievement & a glass ceiling fracture if the first ever female Chancellor proves she's as crap as any Labour bloke who's had the job?” Jobbo Swerth
“A penny off a pint of beer was worth having in the 1960s when it cost 1/6d. But a penny off a pint costing a fiver?” Tuppence Farthing
“Far from fixing the foundations of the State, Thievin will drown them in a flood of debt.” Duncan Handling
Q: What sort of fully costed plans need an extra tax grab of 40 BILLION quid?
A: Fully costed plans which include grabbing an Xtra £40 BILLION but not telling the customers about it until after the election.
Q: Is what Thievin did with the Budget sleight of hand?
A: Sleight of hand should leave the spectators wondering how it was done. None of that with Thievin. It's all done with obvious lies.

Who'da thunk it? After all the propaganda about the US presidential election being on a knife-edge & a coin-toss affair and totally impossible to call, it turned out that D. Trump sailed to victory quite comfortably by breakfast time in America. So much for the pollsters & other guesswork merchants.
   And what now for the Democrap lawfare campaign to stitch Trump up for something, anything? Rather difficult to make anything happen if Trump can just cancel a BS decision with a presidential pardon.

The NHS is short of nurses but newly graduated nurses are unable to get jobs because the system won't accept them. This is a health service which is the envy of the world?
Thievin is getting a booting for depopulating high streets, which are already overloaded with unoccupied shops. She's making business rates soar for no good reason other than Labour nasty bastardiness.
After being lauded as a hero of Scottish politics, the Fayed treatment continues for the late A. Salmonella. Not a hands-free guy!
Lord Alli to ship a vanload of brown trousers to Bier O'Tool for when K. Badenuff starts to duff him up?

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Pixie Balls has admitted that Labour's plan for stopping the small boats is just shouting @ the sea. No one surprised.

Another victory for rachelism—Bier O'Tool won't suspend from his party, the Afron MP D. Butler for her rachelist & offensive remarks about the new Conservative leader.

The Smarmer decision to hand over the Chagos islands to Mauritius & China is getting the blame for stirring into action, the Commonwealth slavery reparations scroungers.
   Not Xactly a triumph of buying friends @ the Xpense of an ungrateful nation.
   No one surprised.

Less for More
Up to last year, Stockport council used to send us a leaflet with a year's details of our bin collections. This year, nothing.
   They're blowing the cash on diversity crap or something similar now?

Q: Why does the River Spey in Scotland keep flooding?
A: Because the local council thinks its job is doing public consultations & delivering the result 6 years later. Natch, actually doing anything about flood defences is not on offer.

Another dose
A BIG bucket of boo-hoo for all the twats who were hoping for a civil war as the outcome of the election in the US.
With Bier O'Tool as our PM & Dippy Dave as Foreign Sec., our special relationship with the USA is Xpected to start @ specially bad, especially with Mr. Farage from the garage reminding his mate Donald about all the accusations of Fascism & rachelism from our far-Lefties.
The Trump victory was hailed as a triumph for democracy & putting the nation first. And a great victory over the regressive Left.
Unemployment 100% among Hanging Chads in the USA. The far-Left mourns.
Big bonuses for everyone who bet it wouldn't be the closest election outcome in US history, as we were assured it would be on pre-poll Monday.
“And how about those who went against the odds of rioting whoever won (25% for rioting) and actual civil war (10% thought it likely).” A. Bramlink

". . . government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth," quoth A. Lincoln (American).
   Just as well he's not around to see vanishment going on in the UK, where government by 20% of the people for the public sector now applies; & freebies for all Labour MPs.

WEEK 2    Labour Change means ‘winners & losers’                         becomes just ‘losers’

 
Actual chaos
Thievin will cost the nation over this Parliament a national debt interest total of the best part of
        £500,000,000,000
This is our cash wasted @ Nett Zero value to the country. But hey, when has Value For Money ever been a Labour concern?
The rise in child-care costs due to the Thievin Budget is Xpected to reduce female employment & drive nurseries out of business, further increasing unemployment. This is just one ploy in Labour's ‘shrink the economy' agenda.
Another Thievin screw-up—universities have done the maths & the rise in student fees won't cover the cost of her National Insurance hike. Which means that the student fees which Bier swore blind he would abolish will have to rise even more. No one surprised.

Q: If the price of failure is £15 million, like wot Man. Utd. manager 10 Hag got, why worry about it?
A: Pass. Unless it's an admission that the overpaid clowns on the pitch were the real cause of the failure.

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Thievin's failure to observe pre-budget omerta has done nearly as much damage to private pensions as Gordon F. Broon managed in a decade. No one surprised if he's her hero.
The house building industry also took a big hit from Thievin, making a mockery of Bier's guarantee to build 5 million new houses before the next election. Not that anyone would have been able to afford them with mortgage rates sky high.

No Blart—what we really, really could do with!

Our apology for an Energy Sec. E. Milipede, is kicking the can down the road & actively obstructing the construction of small-scale nuclear reactors. Just wind & solar occasionals on offer @ HUGE & Xcessive Xpense.
   Is he, too, in China's pocket?

Necessary precaution
Customers are advised to have plenty of candles in stock in anticipation of Xtended blackouts this winter with a chump like Edstone messing about with our energy supply.

Despite the current transport sec.'s pre-election assurance that working people would not be hit by higher train fares, they're going up by 4.6%.
“Rather like the Thievin promise not to fiddle with the rules on borrowing.” Obama Gadaffy

Q: Why do they call him Two Bier?
A: Because he can't do more than two words without going into lying bastard mode.

Not really helping
The head teacher of Werneth High School, near Romiley, is getting a booting for making kids with a hidden disability wear a sunflower lanyard, which Xposes them to bullying & embarrassment.
Scouting is also getting a booting for trying to impose pronoun BS on children as young as 8 using a ‘fun' game.

Q: What's it a good idea to do when you blow up the entrance to a Dutch gallery to steal 4 prints by A. Warhol?
A: Make sure your getaway car is big enuff for the loot so you don't have to abandon 2 of the prints on the pavement after the blag.

More goes around . . .
The SnackStabber is getting an enormous booting from former Conservative leader Trussty Lizzie. He amplified Labour lies & smears about her & he rubbished her tax-cutting agenda, which was endorsed by the party @ large.
   It was another Xample of true Conservatives being betrayed by the soggy & looney Left centre of the party.

The SnackStabber's big problem is that he's like O'Tool, he's not an ideas man. Thus when he'd trashed the Truss agenda & tough measures were needed, he couldn't do anything as it would have Xposed his rotten, Thievin-class judgement.

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Alarmists are trying to tie deaths & adverse reactions to the injectable weight loss drugs, which are available on-line, in an effort to check demand.
Farmers are threatening to don yellow vests & do tractor blockades around Parliament in protest against the Thievin tractor tax.
Prince Philip, it has been revealed, was interested in UFO stories like a lot of us Commoners.
The annual cost of public sector pensions has soared to 220% of GDP.
Our wonderful government is fast-tracking blokes from Afghanistan, Iran & Syria as asylum seekers but not doing it for women & children. This is seen as 'smashing the gangs' by undercutting their finances. Even if it fills the country up with terrorism clients.
K. Harrisment took the Craziness Cup for promising free sex-swap surgery for gaoled criminals.
Lahore in India is setting world records for air pollution and confidently Xpecting a place in the Guinness Book of Records.

Nett Zero Respect for Britain
Birmingham City Council is getting a well-deserved booting for allowing a hissy, infantile demo by Pal Pals on Remembrance Sunday.
“Yet another failure of the far-Left's plan to substitute multiculturalism for actual Britisch values.” Con Stable
“Scum is scum every day of the week.” Zut McGut

The BierBC is getting a booting for making a documentary which features the late gangster C. Kaba as the victim of a police conspiracy & a pillar of his community. No one surprised.
The BierBC is getting a further booting for claiming Jewish football fans were tracked down & beaten up in Amsterdam by North African Moslems because it was all their fault that a mob went after them.

Esso petrol 129.7p/litre in Romiley.
Esso diesel 135.7p/litre.
Gone down!

Sherie bobs back with more of your ramblings
“Another Smarmer lie—he's suddenly Trump's best friend in the whole world & always has been.” Con Flikt
“When Trump smiles @ the has-been Smarmer, that will be him telling our sorry apology for a leader that he knows he's a lying bastard and he doesn't believe a word of what he's being told now.” Dante Bobble
“If farmers want to do a tractor protest in London, all they have to do is drape their vehicles in Pal Pals flags & the good old Met will take a knee & do nuffink.” Trad Ishun

Eastern Final in chilly Montreal
The Argonauts were picked off but the return man was mugged and T'ronno got the last touch before the ball went out of bounds. Which let them punt. The Als got close after 5 minutes but fumbled the ball away again!! Punt again. A quick pick gave the Argos a TD.
   A huge kick off return set up a FG for the Als, 7-3. Another early in Q2, 7-6. A great run play got the Als close, TD, 7-13. Then Kelly picked, on to a FG, 7-16. The Argos returned a punt for a TD in the 13th minute, 14-16. Another fumble gave the ball to the Argos in the last minute, a TD closed the half @ 21-16.
   In Q3, the Argos got from their 3 to their 50 with a pass play, FG after 9 minutes, 24-16. Another fumble by the Als when in FG range, straight to FG range for the Argos, 27-16. The Als drove in to Q4, TD after 3 minutes, no +2, 27-22.
   Another Argo FG with 4 minutes left, 30-22. A TD with 2 minutes to go gave the Als hope, no +2, 30-28. DPI by the Als helped the Argos to run out the clock and do the Grey Cup.

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Two more political boxes yet to be ticked:,
1. The first competent female Chancellor.
2. The first competent Labour Chancer.

Smarmer promise: Abolish university student fees
Smarmer reality: Bump them up.

Western Final in Winnipeg
Lots of defence until the 10th minute, then Collards to Lawler for a 31-yard TD. A bomb pass got the Blue Bombers close again, another TD pass to Lawler, 0-14. DPI helped the RoughRiders to get close, unable to hang on to a pass to the end zone, FG, 3-14.
   The BB had a punt blocked a minute in to Q2, putting the RR at their 25, just a FG, 6-14. A huge play on a 2nd & 1 got the Bombers close, on to a TD, 6-21. Another FG in the 13th minute for the Riders, 9-21. One for the BB to close the half at 9-24.
   A fake punt gave the Riders a first down in Q3, Shaker Baker took a red zone pass from Harris, over the pile leap for a TD, 16-24. A bomb pass to Lawler, in for his 3rd TD, 16-31. Olivera to the RR 3 in Q4, TD for Olivera, 16-38.
   Unlucky Whitehead bobbled a punt catch, SK ball. The Riders got to the BB 5, Harris was mugged on 2nd down, out on the 3rd down. The clock ran down. Into the BB end zone for a consolation TD in the last half-minute, 22-38 final.

Cunning, or what!
The Thievin tactic for cutting NHS waiting lists is to tax GPs more, forcing them to cut down on staff & make it even more impossible for people to make a GP appointment & get into the queue for an NHS service.
People who currently pay £6 for a pint of Guinness juice are reported to be overjoyed by the prospect of paying just £5.99.

The Thievin Dictionary:
invest (v.t.) to throw borrowed cash into public sector Brown Holes with no hope of any worthwhile return.

20-strong Asian-origin grooming gang in West Yorkshire gets a total of 219 years in gaol. Or a total of 21.9 years with O'Tool discounts.

Marsman Musk is getting a lot of credit for the return of Trump because his so-called medium, the platform known as X, made possible the circulation of truth which the far-left tried to suppress.
D. Trump has done a wonderful job of upsetting Those People everywhere. The Trivials & the Greens here are particularly outraged, & the rest of the ludicrous Left. They can't get their heads around a democratic outcome to an election in Ameriqua.

Today’s Wisdom:
There is a world of difference between free speech & hate speech, but not one which the Labour party & the rest of the far-Left get.

More toecap treatment
The BierBC's newish chairman, S. Shah, is getting a booting for demanding that his fief should be free of government scrutiny & that the Conservatives should stop noticing the BierBC's eternal lack of impartiality.
Edstone Milipede is also being booted for claiming that Nett Zero carbon electricity can be achieved by 2030. How? By a rationing system as the amount available of his occasionals will fall well short of current demand. That's a system which is absolutely 100% certain to favour the usual suspects & their hangers on.

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Despite her disastrous budget, Thievin still has a £25 BILLION Brown Hole in her accounts. Tax rises or cuts for the overblown public sector? No prizes for predicting which it will be.
If you had foundations to fix, would you call in cowboy builders like the O'Tool gang? ‘Coz that's what we're stuck with now.
The Bonk of England has come up with some wibble about a boost to the UK's economic growth after next year. Maybe.

Just another Labour lie
Bier & Thievin are getting a booting for claiming a tiny number of farms will be affected by the inheritance tax scam when the actual number is two-thirds of all farms.
A chunk of cash which Thievin is hurling into the NHS Brown Hole will go on giving the over 65s a new pair of NHS slippers. Worthy, but not what the health service is for.

1. Swearing is now commonplace & Xpected Up North, and anyone sacked for doing it @ a vexatious workmate is now in line for loads of compenbluddysation.
2. Being single & well-educated is a recipe for attacks of depression, according to Xperts in Macau, who have conducted a global survey.

“Nice to see they've rebuilt the Washington Monument so that BierBC reporters in DC could use it as a background feature. It was very distressing to see it wrecked by a flying saucer crashing into it during a TV documentary the other night.” Barry Cuder

Little John of the Daily Disaster has revealed that councils which banned Bonfire Night fireworks are not doing it for the Diwali celebrations (Asian) on rachelist & anti-Britisch grounds.

Today’s Question:
Which nasty bitch is plotting to kill 6,000 pensioners this winter because she thinks they all vote Conservative just to annoy her?

The Lucy Letby conspiracy theory looks like continuing indefinitely with challenges to the evidence & the quality of the ‘Xperts' who sank her, and also the realities of the system of care for children with a marginal hope of survival.

When caught out, shift the goalposts
Dippy Dave, our clown of a Foreign Sec., is nursing a well-booted bum & he has had to change his tune on slavery reparations. It's no longer about cash now. It's all about giving away our science & technology to his mates & fellow scroungers.
Dave is also trying to do a ‘not me, Gov' over his demands for cash. Shame there's way too much about them on the record for him to do any slate-cleaning.

Wine drinkers are not surprised that they aren't getting a penny off a bottle as Thievin & her gang get their wine paid for by the taxpayer.
Sackings of coppers for misconduct are @ a record level. This is due to the relentless fall in standards which began when coppers from the New Labour era reached senior positions.
Everyone with a tattoo is going to die of cancer, it the latest panic story. Especially if there's more than one colour. And putting a pets cremains in the ink is absolute lethal insanity.
O.J. Corbynstein is getting the blame for the totally dishonest O'Tooligan regime. He told the truth about what he'd do in 2019 and lost heavily. O'Tool & Co. did the opposite & lied their heads off this year and, thanks to an apathetic electorate & Mr. Farage from the garage, they won.

Esso petrol 133.9p/litre in Romiley.
Esso diesel 138.9p/litre.
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Neither side serious about peace
Qatar has decided to stop wasting time on Israel & the Hamas and cease being an ignored honest broker. The Arab state has also taken the sensible precaution of booting the Hamas into touch by making them close their office there before the Israelis can confect an Xcuse to bomb it.
Creaky Joe thinks he's done a rather good job of being president and yah-boo to any sucker who thinks different.

The council @ Leeds has been trying to get parkin, the essential Yorkshire delicacy, banned for at least 4 years using bogus slavery connections to the main ingredients, even though they are entirely slavery free now & the Britisch put an end to slavery. Until foreigners revived it for the modern era. For which the far-Left offers Nett Zero credit as they are anti-white rachelists with a bee up their bum in the main.

We were told in 2021 that vines in the Champagne region of France would be space wider apart to end gorbal warmage; 7 feet apart instead of 5.
   How did that work out? Not too well if GW fraudsters are still around.

Q: Why is Angular Robot usually dressed in green?
A: To show how cheesed off she is that America didn't vote a way that suited her, even though what Americans do in their own country is none of her damn business. And good luck to theGrauniadistas, who are in meltdown therapy & feeling got at by the real world.

Clueless Bier trundles on
Bier Smarmer, we have been advised, stands more chance of walking across the Channel barefoot than of stopping the boats with his tedious posturing with the EFU. That's the Xperts' view.

Smartitude: A pertinent question for our local MP, L. Smart, to ask Thievin about her WFA theft went off by email 8 weeks ago. Nuffink back since the routine automatic acknowledgement.

Q: Is being their Chancellor Oxford University's top job?
A: No, the Chancellor is just a figurehead. It's the Vice who does all the real work. Which is why 40% of the remaining candidates for the ‘top job' are woke duck eggs.

Extinction Bound?
The Church of England is trying really hard to shed members in the North of England by accusing them of structural & institutional rachelism & failing to appreciate ethnic minorities disproportionately.
   The CoE's looney left rachelist unit is also trying to get clergy to be required to take anti-whiteness training. This is part of ArchyBish Wetby's lunacy over imagined rachelism & cretinous race theory.
ArchyBish Wetby is getting a good booting for a cover-up of the crimes of a CoE serial paedophile. The rachelism distraction tactic ain't working.

Drinkers enjoying a penny off their five-quid pint are heading for a 5p price increase thanks to the National Insurance grab in the Thievin Budget.
The lowest paid sector will be hit with a £600 double WFA Thievin tax grab. No one surprised.
Israel's embattled PM has sacked his defence minister, who was in favour of settling the Gaza ishue. Something which would have put Ne10yahoo that bit closer to a court appearance on corruption charges. He is also going after the Iran front as part of his strategy for staying out of court.
The home security industry is getting a boost in areas near the hotels which our wonderful government is packing with illegal immigrants.
It took 8 months to do it, but Papa Westray, one of the Orkney Islands, now has fibre-optic internet cables threaded through the water supply system to deliver a reliable broadband service to somewhere remote that really needed it.

Spying Tonite!
Manufacturers of Chinese air fryers want their customers to put a crApp on their pocket phone so that the company can spy on their conversations & track their movements. No information is available on how much use (if any) this spying will be to the Chinese regime.

“Whatever happened to the concept of making the polluter pay? All we're hearing from the COP Crowd is blame shedding onto people who can be done for cash; the rich, owners of private jets, etc.; to hand over to their ‘climate victims'.
   “How strange that we never hear anything about tapping up their mates in China, India, Putinstan and other places with lotz of coal-fired power stations.
   “Everyone BUT the polluter pays is the new normal with the UN in China's pocket.” L.G.R.

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But it all happened
Some will call this heresy but reading what was going on in 2021 suggests that the SnackStabber did us a favour by assassinating President Boris. The green bollocks agenda that Boris was pushing was as stoopid as the one we're currently getting from Edstone & Bier.
   Of course, any virtue points gathered by the SnackStabber are now toast after he and his gang were so crap as to inflict the O'Tooligans upon us. [With a deal of help from Mr. Farage from the garage. Ed.]

Downing Street, packed with liars, claims O'Tool has a good relationship with President-elect again Trump. Well, they would, wouldn't they.
“Does Trump really want Bier as a buddy or was he just winding up a boring bonehead?” Al Bertall

Much too much protesting
Is the Church of England really in crisis because it's shedding Mr. Wetby? No more than the BierBC has descended into crisis because it's shedding gary bloody lineker.
Wetby to replace gbl as the BierBC's mouthiest stooge?
“How curious that ArchyBish Wetby thinks his customers need white awareness training. Has no one told him we live in a country where most of the people fall into this category and therefore don't need to be trained to behave like white people? Maybe he needs to get out more & meet some real people for a change.” Barry Nitefall

Who gave ArchyBish Wetby a licence to cover up paedos in the Church of England? Himself?
“If there were a god, she would award woke Wetby a thunderbolt years ago.” Yenu Kin

The why of it
The pollsters in the USA keep getting an election outcome wrong because they never talk to normal people, who have better things to do than tell some weirdo how they'll vote. And who don't feel obliged to tell the truth if they are ambushed.
“When we lose, we accept the result, said K. Harrissment. ‘Coz you've had so much practice @ losing, Kamel?” Max Florin
“Took her long enuff to admit defeat, Harris. Not until lunchtime. Did she have a long lie-in, hoping it would all go away?” Mick Immersed

Alibis Galore
It's all very well for the likes of Nasti Pelosi to blame the Democrap rout on Creaky Joe, but she & her mates were saying he's brilliant right up the the moment they ditched their sucker for a Corporal Clueless in the form of K. Harrissment.
“They were telling us Joe was the bee's knees right up to when they stabbed him in the back. But that's pollytishuns for you. Believe them @ your peril.” Walter O'House
“Just like here. Everything was fully costed & planned for before the election. Then Thievin had to invent a Brown Hole. And doubled the imaginary number for the Budget. Crooks & blahvigaters, the lot of them.” John Littlerich

Fraud by elimination of context
Being cute with the numbers? Or just fraudulent? The Climate Crhimianls are moaning that private jets put 5.6 million tons of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere in 2023. Is that a lot?
   China unloaded 12,600 million tons of it in 2023.
   Human beans as a group unloaded 29,000 million tons.
   It was 721,000 million tons for the natural world.
   That 5 million is bugger all in context. And less than half the emissions of the Drax power station, which burns wood chips made in America and shipped all the way here.
How big a joke is COPout29? No sign of China & the USA. They gave their seats to the Talibandits! Who are well known for being in charge of the climate of The Planet.

The clunked closed mind
If Ameriqua goes for more reliable fossil fuels as its power source, that will make the Milipede & Smarmer Nett Zero insanity even crazier. But will it stop the daftness & the bogus claims of saving The Planet elsewhere? Not a chance. Nutters are not open to reason.

Q: If the Democraps call Trump a fascist, does that give him an automatic right to call them the opposite, a buncha commies?
A: In theory. But The Donald is too grown up to do it.

“How come Black Friday isn't being reinvented to avoid charges of rachelism? Black is okay when it suits Those People?” Klimaxy Bollux

The Smarmer hike in student fees will cost the nation £900 million per year in student ‘loans' which are never repaid.
NHS waiting lists are on the rise even faster due to very well paid GPs working to rule over some imaginary crime against them.
The best (the only?) way to cop for NHS dentistry now is to get yourself sent to prison!
The NHS is using chatty Bots to tackle the mental ‘elf crisis, which is Xpected to affect 50% of the population by the end of 2025 with a Labour government in office.
In Scotland, where people rather than women get pregnant, the number of cases of a pregnant man still remains stubbornly at zero despite the best efforts of the transpicaters.

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Labour's strategy of running down the armed services has been Xplained. O'Tooligan economic policies will turn the country into such a basket case that no enemy will want to invade us and therefore we don't need defence forces.
   Cute, if nothing else.

They’re at it again
The gorbal warmage mob are all set to make 2024 the hottest year in the whole history of The Universe in an attempt to blag even more of our cash. The Secretary of the Untied Nations, General What'shisface, is also getting in on the act.
   Is it a coincidence that the COP-out 29 jamboree is about to kick off? Without the major carbon emitters, of course—China, India, Putinstan, etc.
[COP = Creepy Old Pessimists, Ed.]

“This currently fashionable three-day week is nothing new. Yorkshire miners were doing it regularly in the early part of the 1970s, like 50 years ago, and doing severe damage to coal production when it was still a Good Thing.” Imper Raptor

The nation is on course for Nett Zero pharmacies due to current government policies. No one surprised.

Sauce for all
SNP ministers are offering some competition to the Labour lot @ Westmonster when it comes to abuse of the public purse. The health secretary in Scotland, for instance, is getting a taxpayer-funded limo to take him to football freebies @ Hampden Park. But the O'Tooligans are still a shoo-in for the Scroungers' Cup on the basis of the £134.7K of freebies hoovered up by O'Tool himself.

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The Bot Question:
Did Trump win because Putinstani bots corrupted the election result, or was it because US security services zapped the bots which gave America Creaky Joe in 2020?

In future, vino will be rendered vinx to desexualize the word as for latino, which now has to be latinx. And lotz of other words ending in the letter ‘o' will suffer the same fate.

We now have a Labour education secretary who thinks schoolkids shouldn't strive to achieve top grades in exams in case it damages their poor little stinker mental 'elf.

Our problem with Labour is that they don't get the concept of Value For Money. They think the amount of cash thrown into a public sector Brown Hole is what counts, not whether or not it achieves anything.

Top Blown
Mount Lewotobi Laki Laki is doing what volcanoes do—erupting all over its Indonesian island. Snoflakes are outraged that the natural world is intruding into their lives yet again, and gorbal warmage is getting the blame, as per usual.
“Maybe this is an annoyed volcano's way of demanding a much more sensible name.” X. Plosive

Q: COP26 in Glasgow, when translated into all letters, became COPBF, or Convenience Of Public Be Fukt. COP29?
A: Be Ignored @ the end.
Q: "Farqle en haute"?
A: It's a cute way of saying fucqt up.
Q: If doing more exercise, even 5 minutes more, lowers your blood pressure, is it possible to Xercise it down to zero?
A: We can think of a few people who should be encouraged to try it.
Q: Jambes de mort?
A: French deadlegs.

Dippy Dave complains that his slagging off of Donald Trump is old news. You could say the same about the Gunpowder Plot of 1605 but haven't we just had Bonfire Night to remember it? And don't Americans keep going on about something that happened on the fourth of July millions of years ago?

Only a police ‘service' would make not committing a hate crime a crime so that it can record non-crime hate incidents instead of going after real criminals. Essex Police are particularly good at this unhelpful diversion, and they have the world's worst crime clear-up figures to prove it.
“If the police are messing about with non-crimes, that's clear proof that Two Biers ‘justice' is all over the place & Bier O'Tool's pretence that he supports free speech is just yet another of his lies.” U.R. Nikt

Health Sec. Wee Streeting is to rid the nation of all NHS bosses who are not failing. This is an Xtension of the non-crime approach to screwing things up.

Oxford University is off the list of safe places to be as it is infected with a lethal cancel culture.
Some mug (who wishes to remain anonymous) has blown a million quid on an image of the mathematician A. Turing generated by an A.I. system.
The bozos in charge of H2S are blowing £100 MILLION on a bat shed to prevent them from colliding with trains, even though there is Nett Zero evidence that bats are endangered by trains.
The pointless qango Natural England has its fingers in the pie.

Nothing much has come of the plan that the water companies were going on about years ago involving creating more reservoirs and moving water around using canals to prevent area hosepipe bands.

Thievin is getting a good booting from wealth creators over her lunatic tax plans, which are Xpected to push the rate of inflation into double figures as she feeds more & more to the insatiable Godzilla of the public sector.

The Special Relationship between the UK & the US is something that's admired by the rest of the world as much as our NHS is admired.
   Delusions & legends are very enduring.

Cat, bag, out of
The Labour Chief Fibologist, S.C. Umbag, has revealed a cunning plan for thwarting those who support assisted dying.
   Tie it up in legal knots & make it downright unaffordable for the people who really need it.

Esso offers PLP service
The Esso petrol station in Romiley offers everything on a 24-hour basis, including booze. And the management has felt the need to offer Public Leaning Posts in the area where the fuel storage tanks used to be for the benefit of those who have scoffed enuff liquid delight to lose their equilibrium and need somewhere safe to recover it.

The BierBC is getting a booting for filling the cast of a drama set @ the time of King Henry VIII with non-white actor persons. Just to be awkward?

Trust Those People to get it wrong
The flooding in Valencia is a more violent version of what happened in similar weather conditions in 1957, which killed 81 people; i.e. before the global warming scam was invented.
   The Spanish government of the time introduced river diversions to take water away from inhabited areas. Things were much worse in 2024 becauce the EFU has a thing about getting rid of dams & the idiots in charge in Spain have gone along with it.
Rewilders are as culpable as GW fraudsters.

Azerbaijan's deputy energy minister should go far if he has the wit to offer gas energy deals @ the COPout29 GW fraudster jamboree in Baku, where Bier O'Tool offered some usual wibble about economic growth & cheaper energy to massed indifference.

Omerta rides again
The Dept. of Stealth is still refusing to release figures for the number of NHS customers who tried to contact a GP on a Friday & died because the GP was too busy preparing for a weekend off to do any appointments.
Cluelessness wins
Thievin was hoping her National Insurance tax grab would pay for 2 million more GP appoointments. Surprise! That's the number which will be lost as GPs juggle their books to maintain profitability.
Up the sleeve?
How come Thievin hasn't given us the Ed ‘He's Talking' Balls wibble on neoclassical endogenous growth theory, which the Balls Monster confected for Thievin's wrecker role model, Gordon F. Broon?
   Maybe she's saving it for when she really gets stuck.

3 years ago, Bier O'Tool was proclaiming that a Labour government with him in charge would back business. And as BFN noted @ the time, that included over a cliff, as is happening now.
   And there was also the £224 BILLION he was threatening to blow on a Green Bollocks Economy included in the wibble.

Wheels off O’Tool Wibble
Home Office leaks have revealed that the stooges have Nett Zero confidence that Labour's ‘plan' to tackle the small boats disaster will work. Mainly because the closer anyone looks @ the ‘plan', the less substance they find.
"Underwhelming" is the view of a former snivel service Mandarin, who can now speak out without fear of cancellation.

Boffins @ Leicester University have been overwhelmed by the rush of punters eager to join in a study to find out if drinking red wine prevents bowel cancer. Science that people can get behind!

Despite multiple attempts at obfuscation, we can be sure that Thievin's National Insurance raid really will reduce the number of appointments offered by GPs by 2 million per year, confirming that preventing waiting lists from growing by stopping people from getting on them is Labour's hidden strategy.
More ungrowth: the Post Office is to close 150 branches & bin 1,000 jobs.

Grey Cup 111 was
The T’ronno Airgoes
vs The Blue Bombers
The Argo opener got to scoring range after a good kick-off return, but just a FG in the 8th minute. A bomb pass by Kelly got the Blue Bombers to the TA 10, on to a TD, 3-7.
   Swiss Cheese in Q2 put the Bombers @ the TA 8, Kelly mugged comprehensively, FG, 3-10 after 9 minutes.
   A huge pass play got the Argos from midfield to the BB 18, on to a FG, 6-10. A pick in the 13th minute stopped the BB. Just a FG from it in the last minute of the half, 9-10.
   A rouge from a punt put the Argos level after 4 minutes of Q3. The Argos survived a fumble by their QB to punt. The catch was fumbled by the BB to the Argos! TD from the BB 17, just like that! 17-10. The BB picked a deep pass by Arbuckle in the 11th minute.
   More Olivera on the ground. Collards had his throwing hand dinged, a cut needed stitches, FG, 17-13. The Bombers blocked a punt at the end of Q3 but a penalty on them gave the Argos a 1st down.
   A pick by Jefferson gave the ball to the BB a minute in to Q4. Nearly an end zone pick by the Argos, FG for the BB and 17-16. The Argos increased their lead with a TD drive, 24-16 in the 8th minute.
   Collards was picked, FG from it, 27-16. Picked for a TD in the 12th minute! 34-16. Nearly another pick-6, a TD from the BB 4 from the next play, 41-16 with just 2 minutes left. The Bombers drove to a TD +2 in the last minute, 41-24 final. Phew!

The perils of posturing
Recent calm & cloudy weather has reduced the energy contribution from wind & solar to a joke level, increasing the requirement for electricity bought in from abroad from countries with a more intelligent energy policy.

So much for O'Tool's wibble about growing the economy. An award-winning English manufacturer of fibre-optic cables is closing down the operation here in response to Thievin's tax grabs & moving the manufacturing jobs to China or India.
Analysis of presidential election voting patterns in the Untied States has shown that wherever O'Tooligan stooges were trying to boost support for the Democraps, it was multiplied in D. Trump's favour.
One of the reasons why Labour is trying to kill off the UK farming industry is that Bier O'Tool needs us to stop drinking milk & eating meat as part of his carbon reduction fantasy.

Eyes everywhere
Drones are to be used to scan wildlife with a distinctive coat; leopards & zebras initially; to find out where they are and what they are up to.
   High-tech visual gear will scan the animals like bar codes & park their details in an A.I. tracking system.

Wee Streeting has a cunning plan to reduce NHS agency costs. NHS staff will be told that if they quit and go to work for an agency, they will be blacklisted. And NHS trusts will be banned from using low-level agency staff.

Lotz of room
Are American millionaires fleeing what will become Trumpland & ending up in England? If so, they will find plenty of choice of posh places to lives. Ones that were vacated by Britisch millionaires who didn't want their pockets picked by Thievin Reeves for the benefit of Labour's mates.
No doubt the former Britisch residents who relocate to the States will be delighted to find somewhere posh @ a knock-down price.

The Green Bay Packers visited Chicago in Week 11
The Packers drove to a TD despite 12 Bears on the field The Bears replied with a FG, 7-3. All defence into Q2. GB to the red zone but stopped by a pick @ at the CB 1!. TD from the GB 1 in the last minute of the half, 7-10.
   In Q3, the Bears made a 4th & 2 on the way to another FG, 7-13. Their passing game got the Pack close, TD run by Jacobs, 14-13. Swiss Cheese, TD run by Swift, 14-19. Love couldn't manage to get to the end zone on a 4th & goal from the CB 6 in Q4.
   Watson took a pass 60 yards to the red zone, Love close, stopped at the CB 1, on to a TD for Love, 20-19 in the 13th minute. The Bears made a 4th & 3, on to FG range. FG try @ 0:00. Blocked!!! Green Bay win! Crumbs!!

Lotz of it around
Two-tier doesn't just apply to the justice system. Self-reporting gas & electricity meters located Up North and in Scotland are also included.
   "Astonishingly bad" is the verdict of a BierBC Panorama exposé of the situation in the northern half of the Britisch Isles.
“All this police non-crime stuff is lawfare out of the same box as the Noo Yawk Democraps' bogus pursuit of D. Trump.” Bud the Wiser

The Israeli army is using its incursion into Lebanon as a means of blowing up religious shrines. According to reports, that of Shimon the Prophet is now rubble.
   Warfare by other means?

Hartly Worthit
It has been revealed that Queen Elizabeth turned down several offers of a Nobel Peace Prize, which sounds like a wise move it they are given to the likes of sometime US president B. O'Bummer for doing nothing terribly much.

“There is no point in listening to anything Serbia Steamer sez for two reasons: a) he's a twat and b) he'll be lying his head off.” Serge Trousering

Generating power using wood chips imported across the Atlantic creates more carbon dioxide than burning coal mined in the UK.

The Welsh government (Labour) thinks it can free the countryside of rachelism by banning dogs. Doshan blida, or what!
The real problem seems to be the rachelist views of incomers of colour, particularly the local GWF/BLAME Bunchers, who think every white person with a dog has it in for them. And also the politicians who pander to them because that's the useless sort of thing that they do.
The notion that the countryside itself can be rachelist is looney Left bollocks of the sort we have come to Xpect wherever the Labour party is to be found.

Today’s Headlines

YES FARMER,
NO SMARMER

OH, NO!
SNOW!

Which will win?

The Bier & Thievin nasty bastard cull of pensioners without winter fuel will begin formally with this week's Big Freeze event.
Creaky Joe is in the fortunate position of not being bothered by upsetting anyone and able to do the right thing by Ukraine where shooting back @ Putinstan is concerned.
Labour apologists are in a mad scramble to rewrite history after Thievin was accusd of gross violations of the Ministerial Code!
Bier Smarmer backs the police campaign to waste our money on recording non-crimes. No one surprised.
Smarmer claims it's necessary to store ammunition which can be fired at someone at a later date to persecute them.
This makes as much sense as claiming that someone putting on a media platform the view that all Labour MPs should be shot on sight gives anyone with a gun a licence to do it without come-backs. But what else would you Xpect from a lawyer who's retreated from the real world to the fantasy world of pollyticks?
“Stop twatting about with stuff that's nothing to do with your job, Smarmer should tell the police. That's the government's job.” Con Stabyule

The UK is facing an accident & accommodation crisis. Deaths from accidents have slipped to less than one-third of the number of illegals being ferried across the Channel by the Border Farce with the Labour lot actively encouraging the illegals.

London's Sad Geek of a cosmetic mayor is having another go @ D. Trump to distract attention from the fact that the police in the capital, of which he is the Crime Commish, are doing bugger all about stopping knife crime.

Xmas tree lights will be bannned during the day throughout the Festering Season to reduce the severity of the inevitable power cuts.
   Customers who don't yet have a good supply of candles are advised to stock up before it's too late.

Never a pretence of honesty
Thievin Reeves ordered the book-keepers to go back & re-fiddle their numbers when they came up with economic growth down to just 0.1% in September despite all the O'Tooligan guarantees to make it soar higher than the Conservatives ever managed.
   Facts don't count when all that matters is appearances, no matter how bogus.
“It might be the O'Tooligan mission to turn around economic performance but making it go backwards is not Xactly helpful.” Bob Shilling

Sugar Ray has walked away from the crap consolation jub that she was offered after being booted out of O'Tool's back office, having served her purpose of sabotaging the last Conservative regime.

BS multiplied
NHS bosses, who are in line for the boot if graded as 'failing', are accusing Wee Streeting, the miniature 'Elf Sec., of Xpanding the Labour Magic Money Tree concept to include a Magic Productivity Tree. So not much effort on their part Xpected.

Companies are planning to increase automation & reduce jobs for humans in response to the Thievin National Insurance grab in her Budget.
   Further decline in town & city centres is Xpected with the hospitality industry closing earlier to reduce costs.

Embracing the Scroungers’ Charter
Some elements in the UK are applauding the notion that our wonderful government will turn Britain into a Third World country by the next general election; and therefore make it eligible for trillions of pounds from anywhere which is still First World.
“If there's a Fourth World, Bier & Thievin are bound to get us there.” Hartley Worthit

Thievin sexed up her CV, claiming she was an economist @ the Halifax when she was just a dogsbody [bitchsbody? Ed.] in the complaints department.
[Entirely in character for a serial liar, though. Ed.]
Sherie takes charge
“Did she also work in the complaints @ the Bank of England? Deferably Fourth World by the next election if Thievin doesn't get the sack.” Blend Sinwell
“Are they vegetarian or vegan porkies she tells?” Zut McGut
“What did she actually do in the complaints @ the Halifax? Mop the floor to clean up the leavings of the messy snackers?” Bierier Smarmer
“May the seagull of cynicism dump its guano of derision all over that smug, Thievin' grin.” Duncan Diving
“theGrauniad has abandoned X-Witter, describing it as a toxic media platform. Yet another case of it takes one to kno one?” B. Onaparte

Today’s Question:
How can it be a Black Friday sale if it goes on from early November to the beginning of December?

Dismantle, Dismantle, Dismantle
The far-Left doctors' union has been aghasted by Thievin's assault on the GP trade, and the BMA is now predicting that Thievin will soon drive GPs into Xtinction with catastrophic consequences for the NHS.
[If Wee Streeting doesn't Xtinctify it first. Ed.]

Yet Another Bier Lie
In 2023, when there was a Conservative government, Bier O'Tool guaranteed to freeze council tax to ease the costa living crisis.
   In government, he's shoving it up by 3x the rate of inflation next year. No wonder there's a rush for the mute button when his ugly mug appears on TV. There ain't no point at all in listening to either recycled lies or new ones.

“Just because there were some Stasi-mentality coppers running riot when President Boris was in charge, that's no Xcuse for letting them thrive with the O'Tooligans nominally in charge.” J.A.G.

HMRC is wrecking the VAT grab on private schools by demanding a company number which, being charities, the schools don't have and can't therefore register for VAT. Thievin not amused.

Bonfire Night is not something that happens out of the blue. Which is why there should be sackings over the death of a young red panda of fright after those in charge of its zoo failed to take steps to protect the animal from the bangs & flashes.

It's not just BA that's having IT problems. Post Office customers were unable to log in to their savings accounts yesterday because they were having 'difficulties'.

Meat & alcohol were on offer @ a Downing Street Diwali splurge that gave Bier a chance to patronize Hindus. Although most Hindus are TT veggies, some do indulge, which makes a Tory scrounger's complaints look rather communist & control freak if she didn't want fellow Hindus to chose whether to indulge or abstain.

No end to it
Thievin is planning to loot private pensions even more and divert their assets from the current task of providing a retirement income for members to sloshing cash into government Brown Holes similar to H2S.
   Most of the cash is Xpected to go into projects similar to the £7 million Unite union hotel in Birmingham, which ended up costing £100 million.
   With Thievin in charge, the outcomes are always & for sure going to be a lot worser.

Despite monstrous amounts of wibble, the government machine still hasn't managed to get folic acid added to bread & flour on health grounds. And nothing can happen before 2026. If then.

Absolutely no end to it
Thievin is a fraud. No one surprised. She's been Xposed by the Guido Fawkes website. Six years with the Bank of England, one of them iffy, not the decade in her CV before the editing. And, of course, working in the Halifax complaints department, not as an economist.
Bookies are offering better odds on finding the Loch Ness Monster than for finding Thievin's imaginary Brown Hole.
“What's the opposite of economist? To describe someone who shrinks the pre-election economic growth rate from 0.5% to 0.1%?” Myron Amour
“What we need is a Citizens' Committee of Vigilance to work out when the police switched from investigating (and ignoring) real crimes and started inventing non-crimes. And then remove the pension pots from all the senior coppers involved.” Aving Laff
“And also those of Home Office snivellers & government stooges who ignored it.” Sqiffy McGiffy
“470 stooges sent from Britain to Baku for the COPout29 circus. Wot a waste of our cash by that bastard Smarmer. Still, the idiots in charge did the world a favour of driving Argentina out of their scam.” Farqui Nell

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WEEK 4    Putin the Third into World War

 
It's fashionable for all sorts of politicians & other virtue seekers to offer apologies for past crimes against humanity. But they never consider the fundamental question "Did you do the deed?"
   If their answer is a negative and all the victims of the crime are long dead, then their apology is worthless wibble. But this remains something Those People can never grasp.

Wee Streeting Wibble Xposed!
The miniature Health Sec. isn't bringing Xciting new reforms to the sclerotic NHS. He's just recycling policies offered a quarter a century ago by t.b. liar & corrupt New Labour. That's policies which were all abandoned because they flopped.

Today’s Wisdom:
Dunkelflaute translates as dark stagnation, which is a pretty fair description of what Smarmer's Army has in store for us.

East Dunbartonshire Council is getting a booting for allowing primary school pupils to be Xposed to transpicater propaganda created for teenagers and betraying their duty to offer the kids only facts relevant to their education.
More Labour increases—as well as taxes, waiting times for a decision on whether to admit a customer in an NHS A&E department are longer, as are waiting times for an ambulance to arrive.

Scotland's football-fan & freebie-scoffer & suspected Xpenses cheat of a Health Sec., N. Gray, has shown that he is as entitled as any freebie-scoffing football fan @ Westmonster. And the stooges in the Northern Territory will issue statements full of similar quality bollocks on Gray's behalf as the ones we get about Smarmer's Army.

Q: How much does unhealthy food cost the nation per year?
A: Oh, think of a number. How about £268 BILLION? Which is more than the whole of the NHS budget.
Q: Is it accurate to claim that people from a working class background are peers of people from a more up-market background?
A: Yes, if you're being paid to do it in the cause railing against privilege on behalf of Lefties who don't want other people of working class origins to follow their path to prosperity.

After they've banned dogs, will the GWF & BLAME Bunchers in Wales go after the Welsh language on the grounds that it's too foreign for them to understand and therefore rachelist?

Esso petrol 134.9p/litre in Romiley.
Esso diesel 139.9p/litre.
Still no luck for anyone hoping to charge an EV. The bays are still inaccessible.

Threats from Putin the Poisoner about nuclear world war three are being dismissed as routine attention-seeking.

The NHS policy of throwing our cash @ tripe like diversity instead of paying pharmacies properly has triggered a vote by the trade to declare industrial inaction. No evening or weekend opening, and no emergency & community services.
More Welsh government piffle—they're going to make Wales actively anti-rachelist by 2030. Nothing in the way of details on offer.
The Pensions Minister, E. Reynolds, has told her snivel servants to forget the notion of doing 4 days' work for 5 days' pay. Cue multiple cases of falling over in amazement at good sense from an O'Tooligan.
The Assisted Dying Bill has been awarded 6 months of delay so that Those People can assist its demise & disappearance.

The Thievin Plan Revealed:
After making endless guarantees to improve/Xpand the economy, Thievin has realized that she has no idea how to do it. Thus she is working hard to vanish the economy and make the ishue of improving it vanish too.

What we should be telling the Caribbean & other slavery reparations moochers is that we'll consider their requests right after we get our compenbloodysation for invasions by the Romans, the Angles, the Saxons, the Vikings & the Normans.

Today’s Question:
Does driving on the left include running over any looney lefties who try to ruin our lives?

The Essex police farce has effectively shot itself in both feet with its persecution of the journalist Allison Pearson over a long deleted message on X-Witter. Which has not caused any sort of detectable disorder & riotous behaviour, or provoked genocide
   The more time Essex police farce people spend on this BS, the more their appalling record on tackling real crimes of all sorts is publicised.

Sherie is back from somewhere sunny with some comments
“What's Thievin's defence to accusations of CV lies? That no one in their right mind Xpects the Labour lot to tell the truth or anything like it?” Todin Thole
“The standard approach of Labour's apologists is that if A is indefensible, they wibble about B & C, which are unrelated & irrelevant.” Oliver Crombadly
“Look at our history and the really nasty governments are always socialist, communist or Labour. An Age of Enlightenment in which people can vote sensible for their own good is long overdue.” Afu Kinkwid

Today’s Other Question:
We are being ordered to make Xmas Palestinian again by some character on the interweb. Which leaves us wondering when Xactly it was ever Palestinian.

Yet another betrayal
Bier O'Tool, who was yelling for migrant hotels to close last year, is busting a gut to fill hotels all over the place with migrants. Nothing he sez can be trusted.

Ofsted has binned the use of a one-word summary to describe a school. The Labour alternative is ten categories, each offering a one-word opinion. Ten time better or ten times more twatting about by qangocrats?

The Church of England is irrelevant to 75% of the population, a survey has found. So much for Archybish Wetby's legacy.
Thievin's economic talk-down cost the pound 2% of its value against the dollar last week. How much this week?
Bier Smarmer meets President Eleven of China. No journalists allowed to be present to avoid putting details of Bier's sell-out on the record.
The government has actually admitted that stealing the WFA will put 100,000 pensioners into poverty. But the O'Tooligans are not bovvered as it doesn't affect anyone like them with a hand stuffed elbow deep in the public purse.

Fraudsters Upset
The same verdict as that was passed on the Church of England has been delivered on the COPout climate jamborees by GW Fraudsters, who are finding themselves ignored by the likes of the lastest host, Azerbaijan. Their president reckons oil & gas are a gift from God and need to be used whilst available.

Hi-Tech to the rescue!
This week, Bier O'Tool will be doing more lying but we won't have to listen to them. An enterprising electronics firm has created a monitor which detects his dull drone & neutralizes it with a stream of equal & opposite sound waves.

Iceland's favourite volcano has popped off again, reducing the winter chill of its immediate area.

Frontloading:
Smarmer dashing abroad every 5 minutes to avoid awkward questions about the messes he's creating here.

Edstone Milipede guaranteed our energy prices would fall with Labour in government. Guess what. They're going UP in January.

Galloot with loot!
Some nutter has paid £5 MILLION for a banana taped to a wall several years ago by an Italian comedian. Not the original banana, of course, and maybe not even the original tape as several replacements have been deployed over the years. As a concept, it's not even worth 5p but hey, it's the art world.

Surprise! The government sez it's going to tackle subscription scams, which start low and go on and on forever @ the full price if left unchecked. Well, sez it will. But will it?

What Xactly does the Police Minister do all day if she's only just noticed that the police are all over the place on the ishue of confecting hate crimes?

Bier O'Tool is doing a ‘not me, Guv' over the economic stagnation following his election win. [of sorts, 20% of the electorate. Ed.] The clear implication is that it's all down to that useless liar Thievin.

Blame shovelling as there is so much of it
Interest rates will stay higher for longer thanks to Labour's tax grab, sez A. Bailey, Gov. of the Bank of England. No one surprised.
   He also joined forces with the retail trade's bosses to declare that Thievin's tax grab will cost jobs & investment in the industry, and be anti-growth.
   A. Bailey is also a big part of the stagnation problem, but he's not likely to admit that.

10 steps worse than dead slow & stop
The sluggardly Chinese plague inquiry is on course to waste at least £208 MILLION of our money. This is due to the mass of irrelevant ishues beind addressed.
   There are calls for the new government to impose a tighter deadline & order more focus on the real ishues. But with Smarmer's Army in charge, not likely at all.

Scottish Labour sez it will reverse the stolen winter fuel paymentrs if elected to take over the Scottish Parliament in 2026.
   Which is 1. Not much help to people impoverished & freezing to death now, 2. Not any sort of party solidarity & endorsement of Thievin's nastiness, and 3. Only likely to happen if English taxpayers cough up the cash.

Another O’Tooligan comedian
Questions are being asked about the sanity & competence of M. Hewitt, the head of Labour's Border Security Command, who has vowed to cut small boat crossings of the Channel to zero. Ambitions with no hope of achieving them are pretty damn worthless.

Labour stooges are trying to prevent news services from showing pictures of Smarmer's government plane in an attempt to pretend the pointless Rio junket never happened.

Totally weird business plan
Woke saboteurs @ Jaguar have binned the classic fierce cat bonnet badgein favour of a nondescript double J in the belief that this will attract younger & more diverse customers.
   Ludicrous, or what!
   The current management Xpects to bin 85% of its present customer base by going for Xpensive EVs and ceasing to make petrol & diesel powered cars earlier than it needs to. That's bound to make the shareholders jump with joy.
   There is also an outstandingly naff TV advert for the company, which is all about weird-looking girls with not a car in sight. Those whom the Gods wish to destroy?

One minute last week, the Met was telling us a bloke was stabbed to death on Westminster Bridge. The next, we were being told he'd actually had a heart attack. Weird, or what!

The Packers hosted the SF 49ers in Week 12
A steady march to the red zone for the Pack, on to a TD. SF were sacked to a punt.
   A 61 yard FG try for GB went through, 0-10. More red zone for the Pack, real close, TD for Jacobs, 0-17. Red zone for SF as the half ran out. On to a TD 7-17.
   SF out on 4th & 2 in Q3. The next drive ended in a pick. DPI by SF in their end zone, TD for Jacobs, 7-24. FG for SF, 10-24.
   Allen was mugged in the 3rd minute of Q4, GB ball in the red zone, shove in TD for Jacobs, 10-31. SF fumbled to GB. On to another TD for Heath, 10-38 final. Phew, Gov!

Mr. Pointless at it again.
Bier O'Tool guaranteed that he would firm up support for Ukraine @ the G20 Jamboree in Rio. Back with his tail between his legs after his campaign to slag off Putin the Poisoner achieved Nett Zero. As did his attempts to cozy up to President Eleven of China.
   In fact, it was the same story as the COPout29 waste of time, when he vowed to take charge and save the world, and everyone ignored him. Maybe we should start making him pay the cost of unsuccessful junkets abroad; his own and those of his tribe of hangers on.

Got the cash? They have the goods!
Boots the Chemist is offering customers with £245 to spare a shot of a version of the Really Serious Vaccination (RSV), which is on offer by the NHS only to pregnant women & oldies.
   The NHS is Xpecting to be overwhelmed this winter by outbreaks of flu, Chinese plague, norovirus and the Really Serious one.

Today’s Question:
How come the Met hasn't busted Thievin & Smarmer for the hate crime of stealing from pensioners? Is that because they actually did it rather than suggested doing it on the interweb?

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Edstone Milipede is a total boss-eyed clot if he thinks sticking a massive tax on gas boilers is a good idea. Especially if it's in pursuit of monumentally meaningless gorbal warmage targets. And if Bier Smarmer lets him do it, that's anothe reason to mark him down as the most useless prime monster of all time.

Bier O'Tool will personally put the arm on B. Net&yahoo if he dares to set foot on the British Isles. Probability of this happening? 0.0000% So must more Bier bollux? Yep.
   And by the way—the International Criminal Court arrest warrant is for the Hamas leader is for a dead bloke. But never mind. No doubt Bier will come up with a solution.

30 more Arabs killed by the Israeli Death Force in Lebanon, bringing the total to 3,500 dead and 15,000 injured. And an 8-storey apartment block demolished. Plus an Israeli prisoner killed in an attack on Gaza.

Let us not forget that whilst the late Prescott, J., he of the Two Jags, was a violent bruiser of a politician, he was also typical of the New Labour bunch in that he was not much good at getting anything useful down.
   Just like the O'Tooligans.

Mission Impossible
Despite the acres? gallons? tons? of bullshit that we've had from Smarmer's Army since July, the Cabinet Office has admitted that it can't describe a working person. Each department has to come up with its own definition, even if they differ wildly. No one surprised.

Labour's lunatic plans for only electric vehicles are unworkable, the Ford motor company has warned after announcing job cuts in the UK.
   Vauxhall & Nissan agree.
   Thousands of jobs and billions of pounds of investment have been put needlessly @ risk.

And with good reason
A survey conducted at Edinburgh University has found that English voters are angrier than Scottish ones. Could that be due to the fact that they have to fork out most of the cash that governments shovel into Brown Holes to Nett Zero benefit to the voters?

Thievin's budget is going to shove up the cost of Royal Mail stamps again. No one surprised.

Esso petrol 134.9p/litre in Romiley.
Esso diesel 141.9p/litre.
Big jump in the diesel price.

High-Tech Alternative
The Scottish police are preparing to shoot sticky GPS tags @ fleeing criminals to eliminate the need for a high-speed chase. The system, used successfully in the United States, allows the police to track the vehicle and make an arrest when it stops.
   The sticky tags will be delivers with a bright yellow bazookoid and no doubt there will be a rush to be on the training course to try them out.

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   will feel OBLIGED to challenge!
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Protecting someone’s interests
Defence Sec. J. Healy is slashing huge amounts of cash & kit to reduce the nation's defence forces to ineffectuality. This is thought to be a message to Putin the Poisoner that he can just walk in at any time and there's no need to drop Xpensive nukes on us and damage the property empires of Labour politicians.
"Notional Security will always be protected," O'Tool said before the election. Obviously, wearing his lying bastard boots at the time.

Chinese ships are hard at work damaging communication cables in the Baltic sea. A ban on them would be a good idea, but it would require a show of guts from the nations affected. Which is unlikely.

40% of Brits, i.e. double the number of galoots who actually voted Labour, feel worse off since the election & surprise! Only 56% of the customers think the country is head in the wrong direction.

Thievin's growth plan for inflation means that there is no prospect of cuts in mortgage interest rates anytime soon.

BA is getting a good booting for attempting to cancel services to Bahrain & Kuwait, both essential Middle Eastern allies.
The BierBC is getting a booting after endorsing Labour's lies over the number of farms that will be affected by Thievin's inheritance tax grab. The posting vanished after Bier O'Tool started to quote it, confirming that it was BS.

What CAN we do?
The British are crap at getting to sleep, according to Xperts who have calculated that loss of 25 days' worth of it in a year is the norm. As a result, 48% of the population claim they suffer from constant tiredness. And that can rise to 60% in some areas.
   A good diet & Xercise is your only salvation, the Xperts reckon.

Anything to avoid the truth?
Prince William booed in Ulster, King Chuck heckled in Australia. The end of the monarchy & republicans triumphant? But let us ask who did the booing.
   In one case, it was a bunch of yobs waving Palestinian flags. In the other, it was an attention-seeking Aborigine.
   In both cases, the target of the bad manners was irrelevant. It was just ‘look at me' control freakery by one or more pathetic individuals.

The BierBC's disinformation correspondent has been accused of putting disinformation in her CV to get the job! Is this what you call the enterprise culture?

“Justice has been swerved”
A top official of the Notional Crime Agency has been sacked secretly [not that secretly if we know about it. Ed] for doing a Smarmer & hoovering up freebies. This comes 3 years after the joint head of the NCA, the appalling S. Rodhouse, was allowed to get away with leaving a laptop containing ultra-secret stuff in his car to be stolen.
   Worse, Rodhouse is about to be interrogated about his lies told during the scandal about VIP abuse, which was based on criminal fantasies; which Rodhouse claimed were credible & true.
   The snivel service head of the agency is also being accused of running a cover-up culture to hide its defects.

Puff of Smoke time
Were the criminal charges made against Donald Trump after the 2020 election a load of vindictive Democrap BS? If the prosecutor bloke has decided to abandon all four of them, this is the obvious conclusion.

8% of the population thinks things are getting better, according to a More In Common poll. Which makes them what? Liars? Nutters? Or beneficiaries of Labour's hand-outs to the public sector & others?
Edstone Milipede is building a noise pollution crisis. Local councils are already warning that they will be unable to cope with the volume of complaints about the racket made by ineffective electric heat pumps.
Bier O'Tool claimed that most farms will not be affected by Thievin's inheritance tax grab. The Farmers' Union says the actual number is 75% of them. Yet another shameless lie from the most dishonest prime monster our country has ever had.
The cash seems to be needed to offset the £536 MILLION per year, which the government donates out of our pockets to foreign farmers for no apparent reason.

The incoming Donald J. Trump administration will use the UK as a model—of what NOT to do in the USA!

The official line from the Thievin Reeves camp is that if she lied about her career from 2000 onward, so what? She's entitled.

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Cutting & pasting large sections of Wikipedia into a book was just an inadvertent mistake, according to Thievin. Ain't it great to be entitled!
[And how the hell can you do something like that inadvertently so often? Ed]

The government is going to reduce the amount paid out as benefits by getting young people into a job. The government's taxation rises are making jobs vanish. No reduction in the benefits bill possible. More wibble.

More wibble than you can shake a stick at
Following the revelation that detailed plans of prison security systems have been leaked to the dark web by some useless or criminal clown, a government spokes commented, "We do not comment on security matters, we just ignore them and hope they go away. Or that something worse ill happen to deflect attention from this particular disaster."

British society is a haven for ignoramuses, who have no idea that just about everything thought essential was invented here.
   Cat flaps, colour TV, antibiotics, thermos flasks, the interweb, jet engines—all Britisch. And so is lotz, lotz more.
   Blame the parents, blame the teaching trade. Blame the pocket phone, which lets people surf wibble instead of finding out their history.

WEEK 5    Putin the ‘rude’ into intrude

 
The police really opened a can of worms when they went after journalist A. Pearson for an ancient imaginary hate crime.
   More & more evidence of the amount of time & money wasted on this BS is surfacing every day. And being used to remind rozzers what their real job is. No danger of anyone being sacked because of it, of course.

The latest conclusion on the Chinese plague is that it was released from the biological weapons laboratory in Wuhan due to inept bio-security by the staff rather than as a State sponsored plan to kill a few million people.

Only the BierBC could let Those People make someone who fails testing for being a woman its woman footballer of the year for this year.

Justice swerved again
The failure of the police to charge the two Pakistani origin brothers who attacked police officers @ Manchester airport 4 MONTHS AGO is being taken as yet another Xample of Labour's Two Bier Justice. With a hefty dash of politics & rachelism.

One O’Tool among all the others
Our boiler-maker prime monster belongs to a trade union which is a viper's nest of bullying & harassment of female members. And the GMB, the natural home of a ‘uman bluddy rights lawyer, can dig deep into the pockets of its members to hire fancy lawyers to fight off complaints.

Justice still swerving
The government is getting a booting from the Lords over failing to address the ishue of copyright theft from news meeja by A.I. developers.

1.6 million customers have signed a petition to recall this useless government and hold another general election.

10% of the Defence Budget will he hoovered away by Thievin's National Insurance grab. Out of one government pocket to the Armed Forces, back to the Treasury pocket. With vast amounts of it wasted on the burrocrazy.

Today’s Slogan:
No Farmers, No Food
No Politicians, No Worries

Anything to avoid doing The Job
Police farces are working hard to hide abuses of power but the Xperts reckon 60,000 hours per year of police time is being wasted on non-crime BS.
   Abolishing the whole racket is the only sensible way forward, the Xperts reckon. But it's not something you'd Xpect from Bier Smarmer as it would involve actually doing something useful.

Today’s Question:
Syntax—what's the going rate on it after the Budget?

When the going gets tough, Labour goes and hides
Labour was yelling & kicking up a stink when the Tories started to tighten the rules on welfare eligibility. Now in government, guess what our wonderful Labour government is doing about getting skivers to work? Apart from bugger all.
   And let us not forget Labour's talent for talking tough then beating a quick retreat when problems arise.

Help! Does anyone have any idea what is currently Bier O'Tool's No. 1 Number One Priority? Ed.

Well, why not?
Letting prisoners out to work is a good method of cutting reoffending, a Prison Service spokes claimed after it was revealed that 1,183 cons with jobs collect £19K each on average, and some blag as much as £36.7K, which is more than screws outside London are paid.

Never the whole story
Whenever there's a move to legalize something; divorce, abortion, assisted dying, whatever; the antis always come up with the argument that someone (not them) might maybe possibly abuse the new right.
   But there is never a leavening of context.
   How much abuse is likely to happen or be allowed to happen, and what's the ratio of benefit to damager? Is it 100:1? 1,000:1? A million to one? More? What we need are facts, not the wibble of control freaks.

That argument can be Xtended to national elections. We shouldn't have them in case someone like Smarmer or Putin comes out on top. Get out of that!
Conclusion: We should all sit on our hands in the dark and never attempt to do anything at all.

There seemed to be no shortage of nasty bastard control freaks without a job ready to agitate outside Parliament on the day of the assisted dying Bill debate. Wot gives them the right to tell others what to do?

“If getting their nails done makes people kinder, as found by Xperts @ Tel Aviv University, maybe it should be compulsory on a daily basis for all government ministers, especially Reeves. Then we'll just need a treatment that makes them competent.” Barry Cuder

Plenty of Flim and as much Flam
Thievin Reeves has been dismayed to be told by the CBI that her budget is a jobs & investment destroyer. This evidently had not occurred to the woman who thinks she's an economist. [Her & no one else, Ed]
   Her claim that she would not be back for more stonking tax rises was met by a stoney wall of disbelief.
   This is the woman who had her parliamentary credit card confiscated for reckless spending, let us not forget. She obviously is not to be trusted at all with other people's money.

Bier Smarmer swore blind that he would tackle the sick-note culture & crack down on welfare spending. See that new bump in the long grass? That's where another Smarmer pledge ended up.
£12 BILLION of savings promised in the election manifesto. Nett Zero on offer now.
The mob moaning about the charity Band Aid's efforts & its now inevitable Xmas single are getting a booting for being woke, just a joke and do-nowters rather than do-gooders. Just more pathetic attention-seekers.
Marsman Musk has been stirring the pot by highlighting the petition for a re-run of the July general election on X-Witter and calling the UK a tyrannical police state.
This week's Thievin fantasy is that investment is pouring into the UK. Yeah, right.
A wind turbine in Galloway has killed one of Scotland's iconic golden eagles. Something else to thank Edstone Milipede for.

The miniature Health Sec., Wee Streeting, got a booting from PM O'Tool for poking his nose into the assisted dying ishue against orders as routine ‘notice me, please' stuff.
The Bored of Film Censors got a booting for throwing a wobbly over the green witch in the film Wicked, which is based on characters from The Wizard of Oz and nowt to do with real life.

Below the line mission statement: Some of this is true, maybe, but probably not the parts that seem most real and most likely as we use current standards of elasticity where facts are concerned.
   We are constantly exposed to dodgy conclusions drawn from dodgy data by jumped-up 'experts', especially the ones found in the world of politics and particularly those at the Treasury and running trade unions.
   Some of us civilians at BFN like to join in to let them know that anyone can do it and we ain't impressed by their efforts.

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