Q: How many small boats stuffed with invaders has Bier Smarmer stopped since he became the prime monster?
A: Nett Zero.

WEEK 1    Putin the ‘greed’ into agreed

 
Today’s Question:
Is there anyone @ the top of the Labour party who isn't in Lord Alli's debt?

Despite all the scandal, the Post Office's defective Horizon software has blundered at least once in the Xperience of 70% of postmasters. So, despite all the uproar, it hasn't been fixed. No one surprised.

Labour's clotty Justice Sec., Shocking Mistake, claims women shouldn't be sent to prison ‘coz it doesn't work for them. What about persistent male criminals? It obviously doesn't stop them from coming back either. Don't send them to gaol either? And upset the prison officers' trade union?
“No worries about sending female pensioners to gaol for not having a TV licence as they're going to be killed off by our wonderful Chancellor over the coming winter.” Ed &erson
“Strange, that, when you come to think about it. The people who have no survival cash, either because they didn't bother saving when they could or never had enuff to save, are Labour's core voters. So why are Thievin & Bier killing them off? Probably because if they can win a ginormous Parliamentary majority with 20% of the votes, losing a good chunk of 6,000 voters don't matter if they're just passengers hoovering up loot that could be diverted to trade unions, which would then bung Labour's coffers.” Kik Yarass

Two-Bier O'Tool is predicting that years of tax rises will be needed to rebuild Labour's bank accounts & let the sleaze Xpress roll on.

A serious clash of self-interests
Crumbs! The honcho of the boilermakers' union reckons the bonkers O'Tooligan decarbonization scam will kill off 1,000,000 jobs!
   Mr. Smith added that the scam is fundamentally dishonest & not rooted in the real world. But what else can you Xpect of clowns like the O'Tooligans?
   Electricity costs businesses 4x more to use than gas, Mr. Smith continued. Yet another part of the Labour plan to destroy the economy?

Bier Smarmer has succeeded in uniting the nation. He's got 90% of the population hoping that something truly dreadfully horrible happens to him to rid us of a dreadful burden.
“Was that a government of service we were promised? Or one led by Sir Vice? Old Bier seems to have an incredible number of them.” Per Gatori
“Does anyone in & around this wonderful government ever tell even a small bit of the truth?” Albi Bacq
“Is there anyone who doesn't deserve to be told to fucq off and die?” Par Kinson
“Does Bier do his own scripts for stuff like the lies about his lad's GCSE revision? Or are the gang he pays out of our pockets really that crap?” Lex Inton
“Bier would like us to stop moaning about stuff like Sugar Ray's pay, which comes out of our pockets. Okay, if he stops thieving, we'll stop moaning.” O. Verflo

Sugar Ray, we are assured by her many foes, makes Desperate Dom Cummings look like a paragon of sweetness & light!

More hippocrazy & lies
Tesco is getting a good booting for claiming that not supplying plastic tops to re-seal its tubs of humus will Save The Planet when it's just an Xcuse to sell a cheaper product (for them) at the same price as a pot with a lid. No one surprised, of course.

The Justice Sec., Shocking Mistake, reckons that she is off on a jaunt to Texas to look for more ways to let Labour-voting dangerous criminals out of gaol early. Yeah, right.

The Packers hosted the Vikings in Week 4
The Viking started off with a TD. GB's FG try hit the post. DPI got the Vikings close, TD in the 14th minute, 14-0. The Vikings took a pick into Q2, another FG, 21-0.
   A 49-yard FG try after 7 minute by the Pack missed. Love picked, another TD, 28-0. The Vikings obligingly bogged catching a punt in the last minute of the half, on to TD for GB, 28-7.
   A pick after 5 minutes stopped the Vikings in Q3. Nowt from it. All defence into Q4. Red zone for GB, TD in the 3rd minute, 28-14. Tuff defence gave GB a fumble recovery. On to a TD, +2, 28-22. Red zone for the Vikings, FG, 31-22. Love was picked in the MV end zone. Fumble to the Vikings. TD for GB with 56 seconds left, 31-29. And that was it.

Comrades not clapping
Health service unions are upset by constant claims by Labour stooges that the NHS is broke (mainly by them, let us not forget) and they are worried that potential customers will decide not to get involved with the NHS. Which will mean job cuts for the NHS unions.
   Having Wee Streeting posing as the Health Sec., when he's not scrounging, ain't helping none.

More of the old do as I say
Desperate Dom was slagged off for going for a drive during lock-in. Smarmer was swanning around in Lord Alli's zillionaire attic in a posh part of London whilst pretending to be in his £3 million home. No one surprised by the lack of slagging by Those People.

The Sausage Liberation Society of England has voted to award the 2024 Stuffed Sausage Skin Medal to Bier O'Tool.

Where there is abuse, there is also Lefties
The blame for M. Fayed, the sometimes Harrabs boss, getting away with the sex crimes of the 20th century is starting to land on the self-righteous Lefties who created oppressive libel laws & ludicrous ‘uman bluddy rights to prevent the press from Xposing their lesser criminalities of the Lefties.

This is a good one:
When Dir of Pubic Prost., Bier Smarmer failed to prosecute M. Fayed & J. Savile, or do anything to prevent Horizon from Happening, because the case papers fell into the Black Hole that was his in-tray.
   Cue a chorus of the "Lying Bastard!" chant. Followed by a chorus of: "Why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all? He's no bluddy use to anyone, he's no bluddy use at all!"

Two Tier Bier
Entitled Beer Smarmer
Thinks he's a charmer.
Freebie specs for his mince pies,
North & south crammed full of lies.

NHS pillocks claim there are 100 genders. More next week?
Male rapist called ‘she' all through an insane trial.
Labour ministers reckon they will stop accepting gifts of clothing. Wardrobes & sock drawers already bulging @ the seams, chaps?

Today’s Question:
Can the Labour lot possibly survive without regular injections of Allimoney?

Mugs’ Mission
Is there any point in sending tossers like Smarmer & Lammy to the UN? Or Creaky Joe, for that matter? Everyone knows they're tossers & the only people who will be listening to their crap will be the TV news services, which need something to go between the adverts.

Iran was really upset by Bier O'Tool's condemnation of its revenge attack on Israel. Not. It is being seen as a reply to Israel's attacks on population centres and claimed to be targetted attacks on legitimate targets in Israel.

Good one for Angular Raygun as well:
"The face that scoffed a thousand chips.
"All of which landed on her hips,"
   And made her look wide enuff to be eight feet tall.

Today’s Ishue:
Which is worse, snaffling the WFA, which will cost the NHS £170 MILLION every year, or killing 6,000 pensioners this winter?

BA has been forced to ditch daft designer uniforms for cabin staff, which were transparent enuff to put their underwear; or lack of it!; on show.
   Claims for compenbloodysation from those forced to wear the revealing togs to follow?

17% of the customers are still pretending that they don't think Bier is a nasty bastard.

More of the old Not Me, Gov, and have you bought the T-shirt?
Bier O'Tool thinks having a go @ him for being a freebie addict is ‘silly'. Which means what? Anyone who thinks a Labour prime monster would be anything other than a vindictive, lying scrounger is a clot?
   How dare anyone blame him for being a victim of grabbers' syndrome, a genuine medical condition?
   So blame his parents, not him?
   That middle-class pair who deprived him of working class grinding poverty, sent him to a decent school and deprived him of alibis.
   Wot rotters!

A campaign to wipe out grey squirrels in Aberdeen to give native red squirrels more room to roam is reporting a high degree of success.

K. Badenuff has spilled the beans on snivel servants. 10% of them are bad enuff to deserve to be in gaol!
   Okay, that was a joke, But there are lotz of cases of snivellers doing leaks of information that amount to a criminal offence, given their confidentiality requirements. And that ain't no joke.

Q: Does anyone give a rat's arse, or even a ferret's fart, about the Scoffer's attempts to crawl back into the TV scene?
A: Nope. Won't be watching him. Never watched him before he was booted into the disgraceful bastard camp.
Q: Is losing R. Duffield as a Labour MP because she thinks he's a nasty hippocrite a problem for Bier O'Tool?
A: As he still has hundreds of routine scumbags in the ranks of the O'Tooligans, and he's too entitled to give a stuff what anyone else thinks, nope.
Q: What do you do if the Conservative party is about to investigate complaints about your bad attitude?
A: if you're Baroness Warsi, flounce into the wilderness making noises about fascists being after you.

The Duffield Test
Anyone who doesn't follow her out of Smarmer-led Labour has to be someone who isn't bothered by having a vindictive, lying scrounger as their leader and, therefore, just like Smarmer, a nasty bastard.
“Maybe Bier should call his biographical memoir ‘SPARSE, the Diary of a Nobody'.” Angry Murray

The latest Smarmer "Tax The Bastards" idea is to stick seasonal taxes on water to try to price us out of using it during the summer. This will make it cheaper for the less well off, he claims. Which is another of his routine lies.
“No danger of more reservoirs to collect all the Xtra rain we're supposed to be getting? Or fixing leaks?” Am Persand
Southern Water thinks blowing 70 million quid on importing water from melting glaciers in Norway is a better idea than fixing its leaks. How very Smarmer.

Royal diplomacy in action

Genius @ work? Not!
O'Tool's method of decarbonizing the economy is to de-industrialize Britain and divert all heavy industry, e.g. virgin steel manufacture, to the Far East, where things like solar panels are made using electricity from coal-fired power stations. Which means that the stuff we buy from China, etc., has to be shipped half way round The Planet.
   This is supposed to make sense and save the world from gorbal warmage?

Q: Has Bier O'Tool forgotten what Labour is supposed to stand for?
A: Nope, he's an entitled scrounger who never knew it and knows everything, which means he can't be told anything.
Q: How do you get to be Bier O'Tool's climate spokes?
A: Support the Xtinction Rebellion nutters and be involved with an offshore Foundation that makes cash out of the gorbal warmage racket and donates some of it to the Labour party. And get a Labour spokes to claim you have global recognition as a climate Xpert. Which no one will believe, seeing it comes from Lying Labour.
Q: How many millions of UK citizens have noticed that even though the trade unions voted against the BS theft of the WFA @ the Labour conference, they are not holding their Labour party funding sausage?
A: Lotz. All talk & no action, are the unions when their own cash flow is concerned. Nett Zero virtue points scored.

Bier O'Tool's goose is half-cooked now. Bets are being laid on when it will be fully cooked.
Current wisdom is that Labour has no hope of winning another general election in 2029 & Bier Smarmer will be long gone by then.

Lost cause
Thievin Reeves claims she is a competent and Xperienced politician. Just 2 things wrong with that. 1. She isn't competent financially; her record tells us that. 2. She has Nett Zero Xperience of being in government.
   Which effectively torpedoes her whole cargo of BS.

Equality Exceeded
Women are getting themselves arrested @ a faster rate than men ‘coz they know that the O'Tooligans will let them off, and they serve the useful purpose of letting the police pretend they're doing useful work.
Nicking stuff appeals most to the growing army of female crooks. Although a bit of ultra-violence is becoming increasingly fashionable.

Beer Smarmer has had to own up to another £16K of freebie clothes from Lord Alli. No one surprised.
That takes his blagging haul to around 140 grand.
Our miniature Health Sec., Wee Streeting, is another of the grabbers. He enjoyed Lord Alli's hospitality & catering for a boozy do.

Another yawnfest
Does anyone really care how big a percentage of the population is really embarrassed about buying contradictives, reptile dysfunction pills & the like? Shame on the bosses of the takeaway food firm that commissioned the survey. Couldn't they have found something more useful to chart?
[Apparently not. Ed.]

Many of the nation's police farces are too busy logging imaginary crimes to be bothered with people who claim they are being stalked.

Lest we forget:
Closing the last coal-fired power station in England @ Ratcliffe-on-Soar in Notthinghamshire will have no effect at all on the climate of The Planet. But it will put us closer to the lights going out in winter when the wind don't blow, or it blows too fast, and the Sun don't shine.
   This is supposed to make sense?

“Stick a needle in yer bum, drive the inches off yer tum!”
Weight reducing chemicals are driving diet dinosaur organizations into Xtinction as they offer results without effort & self-discipline. And they don't really need celebrity sponsors waving virtue flags.

The Blue Bombers went east to Hamilton @ sunset
First blood to the BB after 7 minutes; a TD. The Cats got to scoring range, TD run from the BB 18, 7-all. The BB closed Q1 with a FG, 10-7. Almost a TD early in Q2 for the Cats but an incomplete pass.
   A pick stopped their next effort. A bomb pass from Collards to Lawyer got the BB to the TC 8, Olivera stopped @ the 1, TD from next play for Wilson, 17-7. Just enough time left for a FG for the Cats and 17-10.
   Olivera with a walk-in TD with a minute left in Q3, 24-10. DPI in the end zone by the Cats gave the BB another TD 7 minutes in to Q4. 31-10. A pick stopped the Cats, nowt from it. No more scoring.

The O'Tooligans are going to let the bloke who wound up the Manchester Arena bomber & put him on the road to mass murder walk out of gaol.

Wheels off ever so slightly!
Thievin Reeves was hoping to steal £1.4 BILLION from pensioners to stuff into her self-confected Brown Hole. A rush of claims for pension credit, however, is going to screw things up.
   Getting pension credit opens the door to claiming other benefits, and that is Xpected to cut the amount stolen in half. So Thievin will have to dip her fingers into other pockets come the Budget.
Thievin & Smarmer are continuing to cause a slump in business confidence with their endless whinges. No one surprised.

Quote Of The Week:
"If you want lower energy bills, the last thing you should do is listen to Labour's scams."

Relentless recycling:
"Would you like onions with that tripe, Madame Chancellor?"
Every blooody time she opens her gob.

Imelda O’Tool!
A blast from the Tory grandee P. Mordor likened Bier O'Tool to Imelda Marcos, the sometime First Lady of the Philippines, who had to abandon tons of shoes & clothing when her husband was booted out by his revolting customers. Sharp & spot on target.

Next, the Stampeders in Vancouver
Lotz of defence then a fumble recovery by the BC Lions set up a FG after 13 minutes. The CS went ahead with a TD 6 minutes in to Q2, 7-3. A sack helped to restrict BC to a FG to close the first half @ 7-6.
   A rouge from a punt in Q3 increased the CS lead to 8-6 after 5 minutes. A FG in the 9th minute put the Lions 8-9 ahead. BC started Q4 close to scoring range thanks to Hatcher, on to a FG and 8-12. A pick after 5 minutes gave them a TD! 8-19. Did they get another TD from a fumble? Yep. 8-26.
   Catching a pass which bounced off the SC receiver's hands got BC to the CS 18, FG, 8-29 and 5 minutes left. A 53 yard TD pass to Begelton with 4 minutes left got the Stamps to 15-29. Whyte again with a FG, 15-32 final.

Something else that bears frequent repeating:
When she was our PM, Trussty Lizzie didn't crash the economy. That is and always will be a delibertate lie concocted by the looney Lefties of the snivel service.

“Just saying, but if Israel is serious about peace, it could unoccupy its occupied territories as a first move. But that, of course, wouldn't keep Mr. Net&Yahoo! out of court on corruption charges.” Faz Akerley

Q: What do you get when you sign up for a 3-year world cruise on a luxury liner?
A: 124 days parked in Belfast harbour whilst the boat is being repaired plus a couple of days at sea parked off Belfast due to a blizzard of paperwork.

Get America Interesting Again Pleeze!

Routine Sleaze News
After ditching the Chagos Islands, Smarmer claims Britain's other overseas territories are safe. No one convinced, especially if the price on offer is right.
Smarmer to waste £22 BILLION on carbon capture scam, which will achieve bugger all. No one surprised.
Smarmer still doesn't get the difference between renewable & occasional. No one surprised.
“What did O'Tool get from China for handing over our Indian Ocean outpost? And what has he been promised by the Argies for the Falklands? We should be told but no one holding their breath.” Ricky Mended
“Will he tell us what he's getting out of letting the EFU hoover up our fish stocks? Fat chance.” Blagger McDosh
“It takes a lawyer to call selling his country out 'pragmatism'. How very beer.” Parshal Vacuum
“Not a murmur of dissent in the rest of the Labour party, either.” Minh Timperials

Thievin Reeves now has red hair & a shorter haircut in an attempt to avoid being identified as the lying scrounger who has condemned up to 6,000 pensioners to death this winter by stealing their Winter Fuel Allowance.

Grubby Hippocrisy
The R. Duffield [MP resigned from the Labour party] duffing up of Imelda O'Tool continues now that she is free to be candid about her ex-leader's obvious defects. Lotz more to come.
Lest we forget, R. Duffield fell foul of Labour's transpicater lobby. Which includes O'Tool, who doesn't know what a woman is.
Ms Duffield was kangaroo courted for not appreciating transpicaters invading female spaces & found innocent but guilty. Not funny but accurate.
   "The Female Sex has a double X.
   "If there's a Y, it's a Guy."

French wine production is down this year after its horrible wet, frosty start. But no worries. Lotz of other countries can supply very drinkable alternatives.
The UK's wine growers in Kent are not looking very cheerful. After their dodgy weather experience, the quality of their products is Xpected to be higher but the yield will be lower than in 2023.

The RoughRiders headed for Edmonton
On a beautiful fall day, lotz of defence to start, and a rouge for the Antlers as the first score. The Riders were stopped by a pick. The Ants reached scoring range in Q2, 3rd & goal from the RR 1, TD, 0-8. One back for the Riders after 5 minutes, brilliant pass play, +2, 8-all.
   A bomb pass to the RR end zone by B.T., 8-15. A Charge from the EA 1 gave the RR a TD, 15-all with a minute to half time. A fumble stopped the Ants, FG for the RR, 18-15.
   B.T. was picked in Q3, FG, 21-15. The Ants got close, TD for Lewis in the 9th minute, the convert missed, 21-all. A TD for the RR after 11 minutes, 28-21. A FG for the Ants with 6 minutes left in Q4, 28-24. Harris picked off by the Ants. Nowt from it. A promising EA drive ended in a fumble to the RR. Groan! That's us out of the play offs.

P in the direction away from R
It's all very well of the UK's Chief Rabbi to complain about how Israel's battering of Gaza is reported, but he's not Xactly impartial himself. And why is he 'calling for' an inquiry into the BierBC's reporting methods?
   Why isn't he commissioning a study of what was broadcast by someone impeccably impartial to see how much real ammunition is on offer?

The caring saints of the NHS are on another go-slow & sod the customers.

Today’s Conspiracy Theory:
Lord Alli is really a Tory and he's destroying the Labour leadership by Xposing the lot of them as shameless grabbers.
Bier Smarmer has had to pay for 6 grand's worth of freebies. Which leaves 134 grand yet to go.
Lord Alli is being investigated by the House of Lords administrators for not declaring interests. Nowt Xpected to come of it.

In a surprise burst of good sense, the honchos of the Polis of the Metrolopis have grotted all over a lunatic scam for unisex uniforms. Male & female clothing will remain available on comfort & safety grounds. Lotz surprised.

Israel's idea of a strike against Iran is to bomb the fucq out of Beirut, which is in Lebanon, last time anyone looked.
Is it a sensational revelation that President Boris was stabbed in the back by Dishi Rishi? Not really if we've been calling him the Snackstabber for years.
   Still, anything to plug President Boris' Book of the Century.
The latest take is that showering Labour stooges with freebies was Lord Alli's way of inflicting a Labour government on us.

Today’s Question:
Is Bier Smarmer hoping to receive donations to cover the cost of paying for his freebies? Or is he going to have to start renting out his 3 million quid mansion whilst he's camping in Downing Street?
“Who decides what he has to cough up the cash for? And are the rest of his sorry crew Xpecting to have to cough up too?” Dai Gress
“Will Lord Alli charge interest to give the freebie cash the legitimacy of a loan?” O. Chenmnogo

Bier Smarmer's defence is that he's not dodgy, he's just stoopid. And he doesn't listen to other people. That's why he doesn't know that grabbing like an addict is bad for his own image as well as that of his party.
“No matter how much wriggling & excusing he does, his deep & basic character flaw has been revealed. He's a grabber, he's shameless and any noises of contrition he makes are just lawyerly cold air.” Strewth Harvard
“Smarmer is tarnished beyond repair. But his deputy, Angrier Raygun, is even worse than him!” D. Mented

The Packers headed to LA to play the Rams
A huge pass by Love got the Pack to the LAR 1, on to TD for Jacobs, 7-0. The Rams got close, nothing. Back to the red zone in Q2, TD on a 3rd & goal for Williams, 7-all.
   As the half ran out, the Rams were sacked out of FG range but a shambles gave them a TD from a pick-6 when Love tried to throw the ball away to avoid a safety, 7-13. 2 minutes left. GB held to a FG, 10-13.
   The LAR opener in Q3 ended in a fumble to GB after 3 minutes. Crumbs! A pass to Kraft and a long gallop for a TD! 17-13. A pick by GB, on to the red zone, TD, 24-13. A sack in Q4 stopped the Rams. The Rams got to the red zone, to the 1, TD, no +2, 24-19. The Rams were stopped on a 4th down with a minute left. The Packers win.

We should be told
Is the government going to publish a weekly count of the winter excess deaths of pensioners caused by Thievin Reeves & her theft of the Winter Fuel Allowance?
   Or will it be making strenuous efforts to keep the statistics hidden behind a wall of Health Dept. self-serving wibble about how the NHS is broken without mentioning that it was the alleged healers who broke it?

D. Trump returned to Butler, PA, at the weekend just gone and dared some other chump to take another shot @ him.

International NFL @ the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium
The Minnesota Vikings started their campaign with a drive to a FG. The New Jersey Jets has sometime Packer Aaron Rodgers quarterbacking. Darnold was crunched and when he came back, the Jets pounced on a botched hand-off. But it all went horribly wrong for them when Rodgers was pick-6ed. 0-10.
   Both defences frustrated a 4th down play. The Vikings got to & goal in the 10th minute of Q2, TD, 0-17. The Jets were in the red zone with a minute left, TD pass to Lazard, 7-17.
    Lotz of defence in Q3. Rodgers was dinged 9 minutes in? No, okay. So near to a TD for the Jets, FG, 10-17. In Q4, it was raining in London as well as Romiley. FG for the MV, 10-20 with 12 minutes left. Rodgers was sacked, punt. Pick by the Jets, DPI in goal, TD, 17-20, 6 minutes to go. The Vikings woke up and kicked a FG with 3 minutes left, 17-23, and stopping the Jets with a pick sealed their deal.

Today’s Special:
Hostage & mash with cheesy peas!
“When will we see a hostage dog as a champion @ Crufts?” Stan Dingroom

Change, change, change!
The overpaid deadlegs of Manchester Utd. aren't doing the biz on the pitch so the club's bosses are going to sack the manager rather than the deadlegs. That makes sense? Maybe, if they're O'Tooligans.

A year ago today, Arab terrorists casually wiped out 1,200 Israelis. The Israeli government responded by casually wiping out 42,000 Arabs in Gaza over the following year.
   This year, our wonderful Labour government casually adopted a policy which its bean-counters had warned would kill 6,000 Britisch pensioners if the coming winter is as cold as Xpected. Which makes O'Tool & Thievin Reeves five times worse than the Hamas. Arrest warrants being issued for them in the International Court? Joke.

WEEK 2    Putin the ‘jack’ into jackass

 
Free speech vs safe spaces
The Labour party has decided to cancel free speech @ universities by giving more power to wokists & general nasty bastards of the far-Left, who don't want anyone to be allowed to disagree with them. Durham U. is leading the way.

Schemocrazy
Smarmer has casually handed the Chagos Islands, a British overseas territory, to Mauritius, which is part of China's gang. This was done without even pretending to consult Parliament because Foreign Sec. Dippy Dave's ancestors were sold off to guys with guns by fellow Africans.
   Which will be next, Gibraltar of the Falkland Islands?
“The Isle of Wight and all them islands off the Scottish coast need to start learning Chinese.” Rachel Conformity
“Another of O'Tool's pre-election promises was that he could be relied on to safeguard the nation. Wow! Fingers crossed when he said it, just another lie. No one surprised.” K. Laptrap

The IDF has managed to cancel 87% of the schools in Gaza.
Squeer Smarmer sez parks from Middle East conflict with light touch papers @ home. Bin on the bier again?
Sugar Ray gets the boot. Being lined up for the blame for Labour's Change For The Worse?
“Bier worried about being stitched up like President Boris?” Jen E. Mafia
The Nessie industry has another sonar image from Loch Ness to support the claim that prehistoric monsters keep swimming in from the seas around Scotlandland to scoff the salmon.
This wonderful Labour government has put 10,000 children into poverty.

Smartitude: A pertinent question for our local MP, L. Smart, to ask Thievin about her WFA theft went off by email 3 weeks ago. Nuffink back since the routine automatic acknowledgement.

Lest we forget:
The price of electricity generated by occasionals is irrelevant. It's connecting the sources to the National Grid & distributing it which will double the cost relative to current prices. And that's just for starters.
   Plus we will have to import electricity from abroad to make up the gap caused by Labour's bogging things up.

The O'Tooligan Labour scroungers wanted to sell 30 grand breakfast meetings at their party conference to businesses, offering an opportunity to meet our current Business Sec., who has Nett Zero Xperience of running a business.
   How weird that anyone would go for this.
   The party of the working class also wanted to charge muge 15 grand for a photo with a Labour stooge. How weird is that!
Following embarrasing publicity in The Sun and the SNP demanding an inquiry into Labour sleaze, the Labour party was humiliated into binning the scam and denying it ever Xisted.

Seasonal businesses are not looking forward to the Xmas period with any great hopes. The constant lies about the state of the economy from Smarmer's Army of lying grabbers, and threats of taxes going through the roof in Thievin's Budget, have got people wondering about the affordability of essentials and damped down any urge to splurge recklessly on something Xtra.

Oh, dear! All the luvvies who are demanding an end to trophy hunting in Africa are getting a booting from Xperts on the spot. There is no threat of Xtinction to the species involved and the revenue from the trade benefits both the wildlife and humans living next door.
   Natch, the Labour party is ignoring the science.

Oh, no! Graybloodygate. How easy it is to lose the will to live.

When Bier O'Tool said 'sausages' in connection with the Israelis abducted by the Hamas, he really intended to say 'ostriches'. The nation's psychiatrists are still trying to work that one out.

Snivel offered before repeat of old TV episode: "May be discriminatory"
Translation: Fails to pander to irrelevant minorities & bad guys, who now have a free pass from today's far-Left wokists.

Q: Having just read Dreamers Of The Day by Jon A. Gored, I'm now left wondering if 'do shanblida' means there's two of them.
A: What a ghastly thought!

What it’s all about
Bier O'Tool is a £22 BILLION sort of bloke. He & Thievin concocted an imaginary £22 BILLION Brown Hole in the Office for Budgie Responsibility's accounts and he's planning to double the size of the Brown Hole by throwing an actual £22 BILLION of our dosh into a Milipede carbon capture hole in the ground, which will achieve Nett Bugger All in climate terms sometime years from now.
   No wonder the bugger is doing his kneeling in a hole in the ground and hoping no one will find him there.
“That's nearly 16 years' WFA for pensioners, his obsession number.” Sym Bolic

Next O’Tool lie
He won't put jobs @ risk to get to a pointless Nett Zero, he sez.
   Yeah, right, tell that to the people who have already lost jobs in the steel & mining industries, and all the others on the ‘to be dumped' list, which is predicted to reach one million bodies.
“Smarmer wouldn't kno the truth if it bit both his legs off and humped the stumps.” Aunging Back
“The thing about Smarmer is he's a lawyer and he has to know when he's ignoring the rules, and the number of times he's done it indicates a sense of entitlement as big as all outdoors. And Nett Zero regard for honesty.” Rhode Blokk

Recycled items from May 2021
NOTHING is better than Kreepysleaze!
"Okay, we'll have some nothing, please."
Why will it take @ least 2 decades to restore confidence in Labour's leadership?
   That's how long it will take Sir Kreepy to get up to speed.

The Xplanation
Until now, politicians have used their best judgement on a case-by-case basis where gifts to ministers are concerned. This can no longer happen now that so many Labour ministers are lying scroungers with Nett Zero judgement of good & evil.

‘Tis the Season of the Weirdo, when they refuse a flu jab or a Chinese plague booster ‘coz they think the jabs fill weirdos up with nanobots and/or rewrite their DNA.

Milton Keynes wishes it to be known that the 190 mph assauit on Florida by the Category 6 Hurricane Milton is nothing to do with the Britisch model town.
O'Tool apologists are reminding us that our wonderful prime monster promised to clean up politics, and hoovering up every freebie in sight is entirely consistent with the cleaning up pledge.
There were snide smiles when Bier O'Tool visited Brussels & representatives of the notoriously corrupt EFU asked him about his growing reputation for sleaze. Afraid of the competition, chaps?
Motorists are advised to have nothing to do with QR codes in public & private car parks as Bad Guys are sticking fake codes over genuine ones, and the customer ends up paying twice. Same for EV charging points.
Snivel servants are going on strike to avoid having to Shirk @ the Office for 2 days per week.
Israeli honcho B. Net&Yahoo! seems to be about as popular in his own country as B. O'Tool in is Britain.
Foreign Sec. Dippy Dave has confirmed that the Chagos Islands were handed to the Chinese as revenge for his ancestors being sold into slavery by Africans.

Call it H for Hippocrisy
The SNP honcho @ Westminster is getting a booting for O'Tooling by taking a £30K bung to lobby for a green energy firm. S. Flynn has lotz of form for slagging off Labour MPs for doing the same thing.

“Having been Xploring your back catalogue, it's clear that those who voted Labour @ the general election have no Xcuse. Smarmer, the wearer of the Pantz of Kontrol, has been getting a booting for being a liar & an idiot for years.
   "And BFN can't possibly be the only news outlet that saw through the legal deadleg's façade.” Alli Pockets

3 years ago, Bollocks to Barnier was being suggested as the next French president—as a joke. This year, as reported last month, that desperate chancer President MacRon made the duffer his prime monster!
   You couldn't make it up, to quote Little John of the Daily Disaster.

If it's Britisch, Labour hates it. Why? ‘Coz it was created by someone else & Labour doesn't do creativity.

Sherie with a quickie
“How come the people who transport kids across the Channel in unsafe small boats are not being charged with felony child endangerment, or accessory to this, and automatically refused leave to stay here?” D. Onorgate
“Labour's big problem is that most of its MPs are new & clueless, and the ones who have been around for a couple of years, like Smarmer, or a couple of hundred years like Pixie Balls, are still totally clueless & incapable of learning the trade of being a convincing politician who can sell policies.” Tom Brainder

A message to H.M. Government to prevent further CHAOS:

The BierBC has been forced to admit that the hurricane warnings for the UK in the weather section of its website yesterday were total bollocks.
   No one surprised.

MPs are skating around assisted dying. Might we suggest they try the methods proposed on some of their own to be sure they are effective, starting with the ones who "never shall be missed"?
   We can make quite a few suggestions for that category.

Putin the ‘putin’ into Rasputin
The Kremlin is trying to shift the blame for Putin the Pants Poisoner's failures on to mystics by denying that he consults Mongolian & Siberian Shamans before he does anything drastic. Thus the flop of his attack on Ukraine is all down to the Shapersons. And if Putrid starts World War Three, they'll get the blame if it goes badly for Putinstan.

“Has Greenarse Grotter finally grown up? We've not seen anything about her in living memory. Not complaining, mind!” Adge I. Tater
[Too much competition from the lying grabbers of Smarmer's Army prolly. Ed.]

More wonderful stuff
Thanks to the activities of the looney Left, the UK is now recognized as a breeding ground for Islamist terrorists & their supporters.
   The kids who claim to be terrorist wannabes are being dismissed as iggorant clots. Which puts the blame firmly on the parents, the education system and the Labour party for failing to Xplain in words of one syllable or less what nasty bastards terrorists are.
[Even worse than our wonderful government, lotz of them. Ed.]

What Xactly is O’Tool up to?
Trying to show the Tories what real chaos is all about? No one was impressed when O'Tool started his rants about chaos. And with good reason. He had nothing to whinge about on the scale of the chaos he's created in the last 3 months.
p.s. Bier O'Tool thinks there are votes to be garnered out of threatening to bomb the fucq out of Iran.

Q: How do Labour crooks 'sell' a 112-mile run of electricity pylons?
A: By claiming that it will cost £900 MILLION to construct when the actual cost is more like £4,000 MILLION to £8,000 MILLION.

Lest we forget:
Israel was getting a booting 3½ years ago for another Lebensraum Putsch into Arab territories, which seemed to the alarmists to be heading for a full-scale war with the A-rabs.
   Which didn't happen, as these things don't when it comes to the crunch.
Also 3½ years ago: Israel bombed the Al Jazeera HQ in Gaza to prevent the news service from reporting outrages by the Death Force. And old Ne10yahoo was staying out of court by being on the verge of a war with the A-rabs.
And 21 years ago, the then 15 EFU states voted Israel as the greatest threat to world peace. Plus ça change, and all that.

Q: The Peter Principle?
A: People rise through an organization, based on previous successes, to a level @ which they are no longer competent, as skills in one job don't necessarily translate to another. Bier O'Tool is a classic illustration of this. He was a duffer as a lawyer and he's totally clueless as a politician.

Esso petrol 133.9p/litre in Romiley.
Esso diesel 138.9p/litre.
Going up.

The government is refusing to reveal how many billions of our money the UK will pay for renting the Diego Garcia military base on a Chagos Island in the Indian Ocean after O'Tool so casually gave the whole group of islands away.
The Thievin VAT raid on private schools has already pushed 10,000 schoolkids into the public sector. With more to follow.
Labour is carrying on with its policy of shamelessly keeping the poor impoverished & dependent on state hand-outs by preventing wealth creation.
The snivel service unions have intimidated Thievin out of a tax grab on their overpaid members.
Quote from 2021:
"Sir Kreepy Steamer has sacked his deputy, A. Rayner, for failing to act like a John Prescott figure. It seems that she was totally crap @ playing the Two Jags buffoon figure to make Sir Kreepy look serious and statesmanlike in contrast."
   Sugar Ray gone in 2024. Angrier Rayner to go again?

Customers are being warned that the actual cost of a flight on a budget airline can be twice or four times the price quoted.
   A spokes for UltraSwizz Air said: "We do affordable optional add-ons, like a seat, which are not really necessary for a short journey."

The Argonauts in Winnipeg on Friday Nite
The Argos marched to the red zone, on to a TD. Collards ate turf twice but the TA coughed up the punt reception @ their 9! 3 and out for the Blue Bombers!
   Finally, after 13 minutes, a FG try for the BB, missed. In Q2, Collards ate more turf and Castillo added a FG to a rouge from a kick off, 7-4. A FG for the TA with 4 minutes left, 10-4. Kelly did some running and the Argos kicked another FG in the last minute for 13-4.
   In Q3, the BB reached the TA 20 then Collards was mugged, Argos' ball! Stopped on 3rd down @ the BB 1! A FG try for the BB after 4 minutes of Q4 dinged off the right post. DPI in the TA end zone with 5 minutes left, TD for the Bombers, 13-11. Collards tried to run for a 3rd & 17; just short. A minute to go. The Argos punted with 10 seconds left, 14-11. Final.

Two Met coppers have been reinstated after being sacked for daring to do a drug bust on an OCP who, like his girlfriend, is an Olympic athlete. The whole world has fallen over in amazement.

Mass migration is overloading everything & making us poorer as the nation's public services are geared to a much smaller population, and that's why they can't cope.
   Class sizes of 60+ in schools? Insanity.

Cop for this
The current story from terrorism apologists is that there are millions of the far-Right around but they are not much of a threat. Unlike the far-Left & Islamists, who are more dangerous enemies of Britisch society but allowed to get away with it on diversity & equality grounds.

Q: Did hiring Sugar Ray prove that the Labour lot don't have principles?
A: That was known long before the plot to stitch up President Boris was hatched. Further confirmation will come when she ends up in the Haus of Frauds.

Blame the Chinese?
Record numbers of illegals are being taxied across the Channel. Meanwhile, our cosmetic Home Sec., Pixie Balls, is claiming that Labour's policies are deterring them. Is there a virus going round the Labour lot that turns them into liars as well as scroungers?

Okay, who ordered all that hail yesterday afternoon? Stand up and be Xterminated.

Beer Smarmer has been in the prime monster's office for 100 daze as of yesterday. Anyone noticed anything spectactularly wonderful happening since the election?
   No?
So the 80% of the electorate who gave him the thumbs down got it right?

The world record for a serial criminal avoiding being sent to gaol is currently 49 instances of getting away with it. This number is Xpected to become trivial under a Labour government.
Employers are looking more seriously @ turning jobs over to A.I. systems as a response to Labour's plan to let employees Shirk @ Work from Day 1 in a new job. Temporary staff will also get preference over full-time shirkers.
Our miniature Health Sec., Wee Streeting, is panicking already over the cost of fat-buster drugs for the two-thirds of the population who are obese or gross.
The looney Left here want to reduce the size of the white population of the UK to 16% of the total as that's the proportion of Eurons on a global scale.

The Edmonton Antlers in Calgary on Saturday Nite
The Stamps were stopped but an end zone sack gave them a safety. They added a FG in the 5th minute, 0-5. Lots of defence into Q2. Ford did a lot of scrambling and Lewis went in for a TD, +2, 8-5. To the CS 15, to the 1, Charge! TD for the Prukop in the 13th minute, 17-5.
   Lots more defence into Q4. The Stampeders got to the EA 3, TD after 7 minutes, 17-11. A pick gave the ball to the Stamps, on to a TD, 17-18. The Antlers reached scoring range, TD for Lewis with 1:10 left, 23-18 final.

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The BC Lions in Vancouver on Saturday Nite
A botched catch, a bouncing ball went to the RoughRiders, in for a TD! BC got a rouge from a punt. A FG in the 7th minute put the RR 1-10 up. Another in the last minute of Q1, 1-13.
   A Charge! from the RR 2 gave the Stamps a TD in Q2, 8-13. The RR kicked a FG in the 10th minute, 8-16. The Stamps coughed the ball up with a minute left to half time, TD from it, 8-23. A pick right away gave the Riders a FG chance with 3 seconds left, 8-26.
   Another FG in the 4th minute of Q3, 8-29. Then a TD in the 9th minute, 8-36. A drive into Q4 went to a FG, 8-39. And it was all defence to the end.

Sherie with another quickie just got longer & longer
“Just as it's difficult to see much difference between Putin the Pants Poisoner & Ne10yahoo, Israeli squatters on Arab lands seem to have Xactly the same disregard for human life as the Hamas & Hezbolikers.” Stron Viraxtem
“The intelligent thing to do would have been to Xclude the island with the Diego Garcia air base from the Chagos handover so there was never any question of rent. But with O'Tool & Lammy in charge, there was no danger of anything intelligent happening. After all, it's only our money paying the 99 years' rent.” Kris Muss
“Should we warn the government of Mauritius that if they do a deal with Smarmer and Lammy, they will get screwed something rotten? Nah. Let the buggers find out the hard way.” Reggie Ment
“How typical of Bier O'Tool to try to make the Falklands War all about him. No doubt his next move will be to claim he won the war for us. Which will have to be followed by a Day of National Celebration to celebrate his glorious victory over the Argies.” Levist Raus
“Smash the gangs? Pixie & O'Tool couldn't smash a Kit-Kat.” N Igmatic
“His wife's first reaction to Bombastic Bier was who the FK does he think he is? And that remains true right up to the present day, according to ear-witness reports.” Colm Bative

Right first time!
A test of the Super heavy Booster for the SpaceX Starship vehicle was a spectacular success yesterday.
   Launched from a site in Texas, the 126 metre monster took off, rose to the separation point without breaking in half and splatting all over the landscape, and shed the booster.
   As it dropped back to Earth, the booster used its rocket motors to stand vertically in the sky and drift back toward the launch tower, to be caught by two giant grab arms for recycling.
   The booster hung in the grip of the grabs for what seemed like ages until the motors were switched off. Meanwhile, the upper stage of the rocket continued on its merry way, more or less completely ignored by almost everyone watching, to being dumped in the Indian Ocean.

Labour’s Latest Lie:
It's a fact that Smarmer & London's cosmetic Sadgeek mayor pressured the Metropolitan Police into giving a visiting pop star presidential convoys to a gig. But now, the blame is falling entirely on the Met for knuckling under to political crony pressure.
The £30K Concert Convoys were needed to ensure that politicians, e.g. the Sadgeek & Pixie Balls plus Ed, with freebie tickets got to see a show. Which is why cosmetic Home Sec. Pixie twisted the arm of the honcho of the Met with some blah about the concerts being vital to the nation's economic future.

The Packers were in LA against the Rams
A bomb pass by Love was caught by Reed at the LA 1, TD for Jacobs. The Rams got close, out on a 4th down. The Rams drove into Q2, to the GB 4, TD for Williams, 7-all.
   A sack put the Rams out of FG range but Love gave away a pick-6 trying to avoid giving up a safety, 7-13. A FG closed the half at 10-13.
   Swiss cheese in Q3 but GB recovered a fumble. On to a TD for Kraft, 17-13. A pick stopped LA. GB got to scoring range, TD, 24-13. GB opened Q4 with a sack. Nowt from the next GB drive. Red zone for the Rams, a pass from the GB 1, TD for Robinson, no +2, 24-19. GB punt. Stafford sacked, another 4th down, Stafford's pass went incomplete with a minute to go. The End.

Quote of the Week:
Releasing sausages will trigger mash migration & take us further from world peas. Our only hope is to embrace ostriches.

“As it was written, so it will remain”
Q: What is it Lord Alli is really after?
A: Well, the smart money has to be going on something as yet undisclosed, which will make Bier O'Tool look like an even bigger greasy grabber than he does @ present. Which is why there's so much Labour obfuscation going on.
Q:Is it part of the job specification that a Labour MP has to be a lying scrounger?
A: The available evidence certainly confirms this.

Tell ’em anything
Our cosmetic Foreign Sec., Dippy Dave, has a great Xcuse for all the Labour sleaze. Our current guvverment is still young. Which means what?
   None of them has any Xperience of how to behave in office? And none of them took the trouble to find out where former Labour government ministers screwed up, e.g. t.b. liar, G.F. Broon & the Mandelsleaze?
   ‘Coz the current mob are either too arrogant or they know it all?

1.6% of the population of the UK are illegal immigrants courtesy of the looney Left & the judiciary. No one surprised.

Still on the payroll
Sugar Ray has been put in charge of cleaning up the many messes created by the sleazemongers of Smarmer's Army.
   She is reported to be thrilled by this new opportunity to serve her country, but not thrilled enuff actually to get stuck in to what the Welsh nationalists have Xposed as a non-job.

Reblast From The Past:
Over a decade ago, members of the English Defence League were arrested “on suspicion of obstructing police”. Which carried the implication that the coppers concerned were too dim to be able to tell if they had been obstructed.
   Sadly, there has been no improvement during the intervening years thanks to the continuing poor quality of leadership at the top of the police 'service'.

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No end ever in sight
The arrest rate for foreigners in England & Wales is twice that for Britisch citizens. But the government would rather keep this stat quiet and the far-Left in the snivel service are happy to oblige.
   The standard far-Left reason for suppressing this information is that only rachelists want it, confirming that it is being suppressed on far-Left rachelist grounds.
“The strategy of the far-Left seems to be to make Britisch people feel unsafe here and leave the UK to make room for criminal migrants.” Blag Rayner

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Still no sign of the economic boom guaranteed by the advocates of unlimited migration. In fact, reckless migration is bad for housing, infrastructure & services such as the NHS. But all this government has to offer on the subject is wibble rather than anything constructive.

The RedBlacks in Montreal in Week 19
How do you know it's Thanksgiving? The Sunday night CFL match is played on a cool & rainy Holiday Monday.
A dropped pass in the RB end zone left the Alouettes kicking a FG to open the scoring. The RBs were sacked to a FG try, which was blocked.
   The Als punted to start Q2 and got the benefit of a roughing the kicker penalty. To the RB 6 on a face mask penalty, TD, 0-10. A major foul by the BRs took a MA punt return to the RB 19, FG, 0-13. A pick in the last minute set up a FG for the RBs to close the half @ 3-13.
   Another FG by Ward in the 5th minute of Q3, 6-13. And again after 11 minutes, 9-13. One for the Als to open Q4, 9-16. A pick gave the ball back to the Als and a FG after 9 minutes, 9-19. Ward again, 12-19 with time running out, and the MTL defence held up for a win.

Harridan Harperson is demanding that the BierBC drops Xpertise as the selection criterion for its ‘Xperts' in order to put more uninformed women on TV screens in the name of equality. No one surprised.
Geese are already migrating from Scandinavia to southern England in anticipation of an extra cold winter. And yet O'Tool and Thievin are still hell-bent on killing 6,000 pensioners.
Labour's latest splurge will dig the Thievin £44 BILLION Brown Hole £16 BILLION deeper. Economic growth will be Nett Negative when Smarmer's Army have blown all our dosh and cancelled investment.
It is no more reasonable to call someone who doesn't approve of Ne10yahoo's antics anti-Jewish than it is to call those who think O'Tool sucks anti-Britisch.
New Labour gave us a bogus millennium change & the Millennium Dome scam. Is Smarmer's carbon capture hole in the ground his follow-up to t.b. liar's load of bollux? It's certainly pathetic enuff to be just that.

HUTAgonians are people with their head so far up their arse that they can't see another point of view.
   Which prime monster does that remind you of?

Today’s Question:
How soon will the late & scandal-prone A. Salmonella be Fayeded by further survivors of his uninvited gropings?

Bier O'Tool does have a talent. Shame it's for picking the wrong person for a job. Lammy with his rachelist rants about reparations, Haigh the disaster area of a Transport Sec., Angrier Rayner, Thievin Reeves . . . A deader set of legs could not be found anywhere else in the known universe.

Smartitude: A pertinent question for our local MP, L. Smart, to ask Thievin about her WFA theft went off by email 4 weeks ago. Nuffink back since the customary automatic acknowledgement.

Hurricane Milton has been declared a bit of a wimp by those who were disappointed by the high speed of transit across Florida & a damage bill of a mere $50 billion.
Israel is trying to frighten UN peacekeepers out of Lebanon by attacking them in order to remove eye-witnesses to its assaults on civilian populations there.
The third assassination attempt on D. Trump has turned out to be flim-flam. The guy who was busted going to a Republican rally was just an average Yank of the sort who turns up at these events with a fake VIP Access pass and a boot loaded up with a shotgun & a hand gun.
The ghoolies of Bier Smarmer [should he have any, Ed] have been awarded an assault by the Knee of Defiance.
Smarmer is supposed to be a safe pair of hands. But all he does with those hands is use them to grab freebies. Everything else gets botched.

Q: Is there a bigger idiot in the known universe than Dippy Dave Lammy, who keeps doing anti-white ray-sist and base-less slavery reparations rants?
A: Easy-peasey, this on. Nope.
“Dippy Dave wants us to pay reparations for ending the slave trade? No wonder they call him Dippy.” L. Tong Musk
“What we need is a time machine to go back to when our ancestors were about to civilize the rest of the world. If we showed them what things are like today, they'd never have bothered.” John L. Tong
“Dippy Dave does fit right in to Smarmer's army as it consists of the worst of the worst.” Com Ando

“Come what may and die who must”
A phrase recycled from June 2021, when the Japanese government was letting Chinese plague carriers surge into Tokyo for the Olympics. Now recycled for all the pensioners O'Tool & Thievin will kill over the coming winter.

Is there any surprise in the news that Bier O'Tool needed Sugar Ray to tell him what to do when he became PM? Nope. He had already demonstrated conclusively long before the election that he is not an ideas man.
   He's a lawyer who can say only the lines that some else feeds to him. And that's why there's no consistency and so many U-turns.

Despite being voted the best uni in the known universe, Oxford U. is having to tell its inmates that free speech is important and they have no right to cancel anything that shocks & offends them.

Two or three cups of coffee per day, and munching some chocolate with it, is good for your health. Something to enjoy before some killjoy decides that even looking at either of them is lethal.

elite: the pick or flower of anything
This dictionary definition provides ample justification for cancelling the term ‘political elite' as the politicians we have are certainly not the pick of anything. More like the dregs.

Lest we forget . . .
The nation's accounts have been freely available to HM's Opposition for getting on for a decade and a half, which means that when Thievin Reeves claimed she had suddenly found a HUGE Brown Hole in the OBR's accounts—after claiming that her spending plans were fully costed—SHE WAS LYING.
   It's as simple as that.
No hole, brown or otherwise, said the Office for Budgie Responsibility.
   Which suggests that Reeves couldn't be arsed to look at the books pre-election and she was arrogant enuff to think she could get away with such an obvious lie. And Also . . .
Promising to remove ‘up to 1 million' illegals from the UK includes kicking out none at all.
[And also doing nothing when they sneak back. Ed.]

Thievin Reeves is planning to kill more pensioners by sneaking back prescription charges for Oldies. No danger of her developing a conscience anytime soon, of course.

Is there anything authentically wonderful about being actual scum like Angular Robot rather than pretend scum like Bier O'Tool? Each is a blot on the landscape in their own way and of Nett Zero benefit to the nation.

Why are Thievin & O'Tool implementing an agenda of mass murder of pensioners? ‘Coz there are 170 Oldies per care home place in some areas and they are trying to get the ratio down to score virtue points.

A health department spokes claimed that Labour is building a national care service to ensure everyone gets the care they need.
   Which is bollocks.
No one surprised.

The local Liberals were on the ball with a leaflet delivered yesterday to remind us that Romiley's polling station is back on Guywood Lane. But then, they have the cash to do it now they have the MP franchise. And the dosh comes out of our pockets, not those of their equivalent of Lord Alli.

If that bonehead Edstone Milipede really, truly thinks Britain is leading the way in controlling the climate of The Planet, he needs to be dropped into his carbon capture hole and left to fester.
“Only a milipede nutter could think blowing £22 BILLION of our dosh on storing 0.0011% of global carbon emissions is cash well spent. And if Smarmer thinks letting him is a good idea, he's a dickhead, too.” Kris Moosy
“If we had an intelligent government, we'd be waiting until AFTER China and the rest have stopped dumping serious amounts of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere. Shame we're stuck with Starmer's Army.” Que? Guevara

The sheer volume of O'Tooligan sleaze means that Sugar Ray is to be subjected to fast cloning to ensure that there is enuff of her to go around.

It just gets worser & worser
That financial genius Thievin has been warned by HMRC that shoving taxes up will drive investment cash abroad, shrink the economy and REDUCE the tax take.
[No wonder the Bonk of England got rid of her! Ed.]

“Smarmer is bullshitting when he talks about government investment. The government doesn't have any money. All he's talking about is stealing cash from us to give to his mates.” T. Vin Reeves

Labour’s Rule No. 1
The prudent must be punished.
Something to remember when Thievin is grabbing with both fists, as she learned from her mentor, Gordon F. Broon, in her maiden Budget based on a loada lies.

Back in 2021, the t.b. liar Think Tank was claiming that a Shirk @ Home culture would drive 6 million jobs abroad to more enlightened cultures.
   If mr. Liar happened to mention this to Bier O'Tool during one of his recent briefings, Bier was clearly doing his not-listening trick.

“Isn't it time Bier & Thievin were cancelled because of their multitude of ancestral links to slavery?” A.L.M.
“Do we want green bollocks, which will cost the Earth but not save it? We delivered a resounding NO! when President Boris was trying to inflict this upon us. Same to Edstone Milipede & that dickhead Smarmer & all the rest of them.” Bier McBlag

Sometime or never?
It was postulated a while ago that society would become divided into those doing hack work & Shirking @ Home and an upper crust, who were associating in the work place, being creative & making a real difference.
   Sadly, we seem as far away as ever from this highly desirable condition. The dead hand of the far-Left is getting the blame.

Q: Do comets roar?
A: A comet is an entirely silent natural phenomenon as far as humans are concerned, thus any claims that one can ‘roar back' are made by a journalistic clot.
[What we really want to know is whether the naked-eye comet which should be visible low in the west an hour after sunset will ever be Visible From Romiley? Are the bloody clouds going to give us an evening off? Ed.]
Yesterday's evening sky was particularly provocative. Blue sky in the east, where there isn't a comet, clouds on the horizon extending quite some way up in the west.

Well, maybe
Could it be that Reeves is so bad at lying because she's a reject from the banking trade rather than the legal trade?
   This argument is undermined by her party leader's all to obvious inability to tell anything like the truth. He's a lawyer who can't disguise his lies. Which is probably why he's in politics alongside Reeves.

Labour's response to its pledge to get a grip on NHS waiting lists has been to announce tax on pensions plans which will drive even larger numbers of senior, Xperienced doctors into early retirement and trigger more strikes by medical trade unions.

“Labour's pretence of having fully-costed spending plans is further undermined by the chaos over the budget. That was supposed to be done & dusted before the election campaign. The scrambling which is going on up to the wire gives the lie to that piece of tosh.” H.T.S.

B. Ne10yahoo is suspected of trying to stay out of court on corruption charges by being at war with the whole of the rest of The Planet via his attacks on UN peacekeepers in Lebanon.

It really is all about the money
Labour ‘reforms' will make contributing to trade union political funds & the Labour party the norm rather than something union members have to opt in to, as at present. No one surprised

Today’s Wisdom:
1. A quid scrounged is a quid saved. And there's no tax deducted.
2. If it's bone-headed, some Labour minister will back it.

Bad news for firework manufacturers. Moderns want laser shows & drones on November 5th, not chemical shows.
[Yeah, right, try doing that in your back garden, Ed.]

Q: Is it safe to let President Boris back into front line politics?
A: If he can't inflict his Nett Zero BS and similar craziness upon us, and he can tweak Bier O'Tool's tail something rotten by being smarter, okay. It is safe to have him back now.

“I never know what time it is now. Thanks to Smarmer austerity, when I lift my hand to look at my watch, it slides down my slimmed arm and vanishes into my jacket.” Bol Shevik

The O'Tooligans have completed their 100-day probationary period in office. The conclusion has to be that they are not up to the job.
   Next applicant, please.

The rate of invasion by boat-people migrants has doubled with Labour in government & known to be a soft touch, especially where criminal invaders are concerned.

The BierBC has a slapped wrist for admitting that its ‘talent' are allowed to abuse other staff knowing that the Xecutive blind eye will be turned. No one surprised.

Q: Will prescribing miracle drugs for fatties reduce pressure on the NHS & boost employment?
A: The NHS management will find other alibis if fatties are reduced & we will end up with slimline economically inactives instead of fat ones. So there will be no boost to employment, as our wonderful government is claiming. Especially if it keeps up its efforts to discourage employers from taking on new staff by overloading deadlegs with spurious rights.

Today’s Question:
"A political novice with the rhetorical skills of a satnav."
Which prime monster does that remind you of?

The Stampeders went east to Hamilton
A pick stopped the CS opener. Roughing the passer helped the TigerCats to a TD for White. A TD pass from the CS 31 put the home team 0-14 ahead.
   A drive into Q2 gave the Cats a TD almost right away! 0-21. Back to scoring range, TD pass from the CS 6, 0-27. Have the Stamps fielded their reserves? Just a FG with a couple of minutes to go until half time, 0-30. One for the Stamps with a minute left, then a pick-6, 9-30.
   A FG for the TC in Q3, 9-33. Another TD for the Stamps, +2, 17-33. Add a FG after 11 minutes, 20-33. The TC were back in Q4, FG, 20-36. Another TC TD in the 9th minute, 20-42. Final.

Words of Wisdom
The thing that separates Labour politicians from the rest of us is that they will concoct all sorts of lies to get their hands in our pockets, and when their lies are Xposd, they will continue to tell them, completely shamelessly, as if they are unaware that they have been found out.

Ed Gravy of the Trivials is the least unpopular party leader, we were told, because his party is powerless to do anything, good or bad.
   Wot rot! The same applies to every other party from the Conservatives to the Greens whilst Labour has an absolute majority in the Commons.
   The only reason why the Post Office Minister who Let Horizon Happen is less unpopular than other leaders is his irrelevance. He is never, ever going to be PM.

More public sector piffle
NHS bosses @ a hospital in Great Yarmouth would like everyone to believe that babies are born with a blank slate and they have to be assigned a gender after delivery.
   This is part of their lunatic agenda of pandering to the Algae Boutique.
   When challenged, the hospital's management retreated into a bunker as it is too embarrassed to come out and face reality.

Some actually do win
Despite all the doom & gloom & economy talking down by O'Tool & Thievin, vendors of weatherproofs & umbrellas are doing well as a wet summer becomes an even wetter autumn.

All about the money
Are O'Tool's ministers in a competition to be the biggest embarrassment possible? Lammy has to be way out ahead with his racialist brown whinges with a Labour cladding about slavery reparations which add up to "give us money we don't deserve because we don't want to make the effort to earn it".
   And doing it on behalf of Barbados, which is taking cash from China, the world leader in slavery now, puts Dippy Dave a long way out in front of the competition. But, given the nature of the Labour beast, not uncatchably.
“A true 'global reset' of the sort the Barbadian & other scroungers & Dippy Dave want would involve sending all the slave descendants back to Africa and returning Barbados to the native wildlife. That would be fun.” L.G.R.

White wines are the choice of those on a plant-based diet due to internet influencers claiming that white grapes come from plants but red grapes have a beef content.

Orf to Toronto for the RedBlacks
A bright, sunny day for it. The RBs missed a FG try. The Argonauts zoomed from their 20 to the RB 35 in one play, 3 tries for a TD from the 1, 0-7. Back to the RB 1 in the last minute of the quarter, TD, 0-14.
   The Argos forced a fumble and went in to Q2 from the RB 29. TD from the next play, 0-21. Another TD pass from the RB 49, 0-28. Finally, the RBs got to & goal, TD in the 13th minute, PAT blocked, 6-28.
   A FG for the Argos in Q3, 6-31. In for another TD in the 13th minute, 6-38. The RBs drove into Q4 and managed another TD, no +2, 12-38. A fumbled kick return went to the RBs but an Argo pick stopped them. 3rd & goal for the RBs in the 10th minute, stopped.
   Another TD for the RBs in the 13th minute, +2 this time, 20-38. Short kick off, RB ball! TD with a couple of minutes left, +2, 28-38. Another short kick, RB ball. FG, 31-38. Final. Phew!

Q: Was the former Jakeoslobakia named after some bloke who was a bit of a scruffbag?
A: Someone else who used the internet to study for his geography exam!

Another Labour fiddle?
Can it be a coincidence that inflation has been crushed down to 1.7% for the month which decides how pensions & benefits will change next April? That's an inflation number which is Xpected to soar as the year progresses, fuel prices soar and winter kicks in.
   Could this be a prelude to Thievin confecting an Even Bigger Brown Hole in the books as an Xcuse for a Triple Un-Lock for pensioners?

This week, the Xperts are mostly thinking that C. Columbus, the man who didn't invent America, was the offspring of Jewish parents and born in Valencia.

Q: Has the British population lost trust in the government, as the pundits would have us believe?
A: No. For the simple reason that there was never any trust to lose.

Labour hates Britain
Transport Sec. L. Haigh is doing her best to give Dippy Dave some competition. She tried, but failed, to stop P&O Ferries from making a £1,000 MILLION investment in UK port infrastructure.
   Bier O'Tool's contribution to the 'worst of' stakes is a pledge to rip up red tape which, given Labour's constant urge to create it, is particularly prethetic bollux. Especially with Angrier Robot on the red tape rampage to prevent growth of the economy.

The Alouettes went west to Vancouver
Cold & gloomy in BC. A deep shot got the home team close, on to a TD. A bomb pass from the MA 52, TD for the Lions, 0-14. Add a FG 7 minutes in to Q3, 0-17. The Als got to the BC 2, stopped at the 3, then out on downs. A promising BC drive was stopped by a pick.
   A pick by the Als stopped a Q3 drive by BC. Vernon Adams with another TD pass, 0-24. DPI in the BC end zone put the Als @ the 2 in Q4, false start instead of a 3rd down TD, FG, 3-24. One for BC after 8 minuts, 3-27. The Als were stopped @ the BC 1 and mugged for the ball. The end.

Worth Repeating:
Government pursuit of Nett Zero insanity is the equivalent of giving diabetics a haircut instead of insulin and claiming you've cured them.

Beardies always lose
Where J. Cleverly went wrong when he tried to replace the Snackstabber as leader of the Conservative & Unionist party has been revealed. He didn't have a shave.

The Home Office can't find enuff hotel accommodation for all the illegals, whom the O'Tooligans allow to swan across the Channel unchecked.
[Pixie not up to her job? Ed.]

How local councils waste your money No. 1,873
Leeds council blew a wedge of cash on investigating the Yorkshire delicacy parkin to establish slavery links to the main ingredients, particularly sugar.
   Why? To avoid spending their dosh on anything that might have been of benefit to the cash-paying customers?

The Packers hosted the Houston Texans in Week 7
A pick of a deflected pass gave the Texans an early scoring chance, FG only. Lotz of defence. GB drove into Q2 to a diving end zone catch for a TD, 3-7. GB bogged a punt reception, putting the Taxans @ their 11, on to a TD and 10-7.
   Another GB TD after 6 minutes, 10-14. The Texans kicked a FG after 11 minutes, 13-14. A quick pick gave the Texans the ball back. TD from it, 19-14, no +2.
   In Q3, another sack stopped the Taxans. TD for the Pack, 19-21. Another sack. One for the Texans in Q4. The Texans went ahead with a FG in the 14th minute, 22-21. One for GB to end the match at 22-24. Not a brilliant performance but yes, a CFL-style nail-biter.

Thanks to Labour's ludicrous Employment Rights Bill, pubs & eateries will have to employ eavesdroppers, who will be tasked with black-listing customers who make inappropriate & unwoke remarks during a private conversation.
   Another step toward total crapification of life in the UK by the O'Tooligans.

Sherie offers illumination
“Wot was the Labour party doing during the 14 years it had to prepare for government? Apart from sod all.” Andy Ambulance
“Smarmer's approach is 'my country always wrong'. Wunderbar. And guaranteed to attract a flood of foreign investment cash.” Claude Van
“If Dippy Dave is a descendant of African slaves, which part of Africa can we send him to so that he's where he belongs and we get a bit of long overdue peace & quiet?” Catona Gotinruf
“Which clown decided that eating 90 or more gms of meat per day is a recipe for an early death?” Mal Nutrishon [age 83]
“If England's football team has a German manager, all we need to kno is whether he is any good. All the rest is just the proverbial old bollux & journalistic fillers.” Alic Ayevik

A truly positive global reset
Any danger of the grabbers in Barbados & similar scroungers coughing up a few trillions to pay for all the benefits of British civilization, which they enjoy & abuse?

Today’s Fascinating Fact:
Today is Trafalgar Day but as the Britisch won, don't Xpect to hear word one about it from our wonderful nasty bastard govenment.

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Today’s Fascinating Fact:
Romiley has Xperienced more noteworthy earthquakes (5) in the last 40 years than comet sightings (3).

Crooked is as crooked does
Thievin Reeves is going through the Labour manifesto looking for everything she can claim is not specifically Xcluded and eligible to be taxed even more after the application of spin and/or outright lies. Such as the lie about employer national insurance not being included in the manifesto Xclusions as employers, like politicians, are not working people. Same with freezing tax thresholds doesn't mean working people pay more in income tax.
“Your page isn't going to be wide enuff to accommodate Thievin's conk @ this rate!” B. Revity

Today’s Observation: "Does my bumptious look big when I do    the Knee of Treachery?" "Yes, Bier, ginormous."

The boss of the BierBC has banned the use of the word 'talent' as it discriminates against talentless nobodies. No names, no pack drill, Mr. Boss.

Sussed
Little John of the Daily Disaster has blown a hole in Thievin's boat. She is a self-proclaimed financial genius who doesn't do her own tax returns. Instead, she gets an accountant to do the job and sends the bill to us via her MP's Xpenses.
   So whose Budget will it be? Hers or one cooked by an accountant on Xpenses? Someone who isn't a politician and who doesn't feel any obligation to respect the BS in the Labour election manifesto.

The government is officially not bovvered about strangling the UK wine industry with a barrage of red tape next February. Not that anyone was fooled by Bier O'Tool's lies about ripping up red tape.

Smartitude: A pertinent question for our local MP, L. Smart, to ask Thievin about her WFA theft went off by email 5 weeks ago. Nuffink back since the routine automatic acknowledgement.

Endless loop
When it was fashionable for fatties to have their jaws wired together to restrict them to a liquid diet, or the job was done with super-magnets which clamped their teeth with a 2 mm gap, they lost weight, but not very quickly if they scoffed liquidized Mars Bars and similar treats.
   And when they were unchained, they piled on the weight again.
   The same is predicted as the fate of those who lose up to 40% of their body weight using a miracle slimming drug if they are not forced to learn self-discipline.

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Political conveyor belt vs a fair trial system
A rioter railroaded into gaol on the orders of Bier O'Tool is now dead. No one surprised that the judge caved in to political pressure. Proportionality is also dead.
“One convict, 6,000 pensioners. Wot does Bier care?” Stan Doff
“31 months in gaol for putting some anti-migrant stuff on so-called meeja & nothing for the street-clogging Pal Pals when they're hate-mongering is Two-Bier Justice @ its worst.” E. Gerbeever

Septic Aussie Senator does attention-grab in front of King Chuck. Wot a total twat.
Lest we forget, the attention-seeker made no fuss about pledging her alliegance to the Crown when she got the job. No question of affirming when she was blagging the sinecure.

Q: What's the price of VVIP police escorts to your London pop gigs?
A: Three grand's worth of freebie tickets for Bier O'Tool & having to pretend to know who he is backstage for 10 minutes.
[Plus half a bloody million quid out of the taxpayer's pocket plus free tickets for most ot he rest of the O'Tooligans. Ed]

Bier O'Tool is off on a jolly to Samoa and if a Putinstani sub shoots his plane down, that will make Angrier Robot our wonderful President. Until the Labour lot can dump her in a bin and put Thievin in the job instead.

Thievin is trailing Budget tax rises of £50-60 BILLION, plus cuts in Xpenditure, as part of a process of taking tough decisions to be able to invest in the party's donors.

The NHS doesn't need more money if the bosses feel free to throw our cash away on BS like diversity and they are prepared to let suppliers rip off the taxpayer. What the NHS needs to do is spend the money it gets on treating customers & buying equipment, not on wages for make-work burrocraps.

The message we're getting from the dubious Left is that a person in a car who ignores orders from the police & bashes his car into police vehicles in an attempt to escape is allowed to do it if he has brown skin.
“And if he's shot by a police officer to protect another copper, only the idiots of the Can't Prosecute Service would call this murder.” Blag O'Tool
“Taking 2 years to get from incident to the conclusion of a trial which clears the armed officer is an affront to the nation as well as coppers everywhere.” Mal Evolent
Surprise! The dead bloke is a gang-banger who used a shotgun on rivals and who was driving a car which was stopped because it had been used in a shooting the day before. Rather less than the fine, upstanding citizen the dubious Left wish him to be.

Today’s Observation:
The deader the leg, the Bierier its owner.

Bier Scrounger's Army:
Only a Labour government could assume that setting endless world records for corruption & scrounging is part of the job.

Today’s Question:
Who was it who told Bier that surrendering 4.6% of his freebies makes everything okay again?

Warren Ocks de Pill!
The Worst Wibble of the Year Award goes to . . . Bier O'Tool for declaring that the UK will not mourn the killing of a Hamas leader.
   Do we care? No? So the sentiment is entirely superfluous? Just like Bier himself?

Luck of the draw
It would seem that Israel got lucky when the leader of the Hamas was killed in Gaza. He happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time when the Israeli Death Force was indulging in some random building bombardment with its tanks.

Tell them anything to get yer mitts in their pockets
So much for Labour's guarantee to end asylum hotels & save the taxpayer BILLIONs. The surge across the Channel means that hotels closed by the Conservatives will have to be opened again COSTING the taxpayer BILLIONs.
Worse, labour is declaring an amnesty on bogus refugees.
Even worse, the Home Office claims it is returning illegal immigrants but it is keeping very quiet about the ones who sneak right back.

Bier Labour, the Party of Sleaze, would like everyone to forget its rash pre-election promise to create an ethics watchdog for politicians in view of the embarrassment which would be heaped on a daily basis upon a party with Nett Zero ethics.

Q: Why does Bier O'Tool need an endless supply of freebie clothing?
A: Because his pants have a distressingly regular tendency to catch fire.
[Hence his ban from the countryside during dry spells. Ed.]
“Is Bier Labour being called a Bunch of Can'ts, or has tnere been a vowel Xchange?” Joe Regalith
Sick Joke of the Year: Labour's claim to be the party of business.
[Monkey business? Ed.]

Humpty Dumpty Pollyticks
The YewKay is an economic basket case, Labour was yelling before the election. The YewKay is a brilliant place for foreigners to invest their ill-gotten dosh, Labour is yelling now.
[Next week, who knows? Ed.]

Only Bad Guy Lives Matter
What a ghastly affront the BLAME Bunchers are. Criminal, dead, of colour and that's enuff to get them blocking streets with their banners, demanding ‘justice' for some gangster.
   Sadgeek K'han't, O.J. Corbynstein, the demented Left, etc. all on the side of an of colour gang banger, who was in the habit of shooting off a shotgun @ enemies. Aided by the CPS and the police conduct mob, who kept all this from the jury at the copper's trial whilst naming the copper to put him and his family at risk.

We are told there is no such thing as a free lunch. But if the taxpayer is footing the bill for something a politician cops for, it has to amount to the same thing for the scrounger, and the conventional wisdom is plain wrong and downright misleading.

Bier Smarmer is getting a booting from President Trump for interfering in the election process in the US on behalf of Trump's Democrap opponent.
Is it surprising that the Democraps are trying to play the Hitler card against D. Trump? They must be getting really desperate, is our response.

More box-ticking
Oxford U. is being biffed for not having had a figurehead Chancellor [the vice does all the real work] who is female & a PoC. Or an Esquimaux, if it comes to that. Or a cat.

Q: Why is she called Thievin Reeves?
A: Because she had her parliamentary credit card confishcaked for reckless & thoughtless overspending on it.

When you look closely at O'Tool's allegedly ‘stellar' legal career, it's a brown dwarf rather than a mainstream super-giant. And now, he's a black hole for hoovering up freebies.

The SNP is really, really rotten at picking its Chief Executives.
   Wee Burney's husband is being done for embezzlement, his successor lasted a year before deciding the job is too much for him and the interim CE until a proper one can be picked is having to apologize for putting nasty bitch stuff on the interweb.

Skivers’ Charter Inaction?
Is the failure to trim the droopy branches on trees in Romiley, especially the ones hanging out of Romiley Park, part of some bogus rewilding scam, which lets Stockport Council look smug and do bugger all? Apart from grabbing cash for a ‘service' which the customers no longer get.

‘Free' prescriptions in Scotlandland cost Englisch taxpayers £1.62 BILLION per year currently.

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Today’s Quotation:
Socialism is a disease of the psyche, combining poisonous envy, arrogance, ignorance of economics & an assumption that competence is evil.

“Just saying, but maybe Scotland's NHS bosses are not bothered about paying £5.72 for a 37p box of paracetamol tablets if they know the bill will be picked up by English taxpayers.” Alber Tall

Labour's nyekulturniy Culture Minister, L. Nandy, has come up with an Xplanation for O'Tooligans—they all show ‘violent indifference' to the truth.

Today’s Other Quotation:
Making a difference is desirable only if it benefits the people who pay for it. Something no Labour government ever achieves.

The concept of assisted dying is running into practical problems as the medical trade gets the predicted survival time of what is Xpected to be a terminal condition wrong 50% of the time.
Dippy Dave, our cosmetic Foreign Sec., has gone very quiet on the subject of slavery ahead of a jolly to China, the current slavery capital of the world. Bier O'Tool's staff have joined in the silence. Is the Labour party looking for additional donors in the East and not bovvered how dirty the cash is?
Israel is getting so desperate for things to bomb in Lebanon that it is now going after bank branches.
Bier O'Tool keeps doing his BS about growing the economy, but shoving taxes up makes him like the bloke who prays: "Oh, Lord, make me virtuous. In a decade or two."

There is nothing wrong with calling migrants who arrive here via small boats & the Border Farce taxi service ‘boat invaders' if it is an entirely factual description.

Try harder
People are saying they don't know what US presidential hopeful Kamel A. Harrisment stands for. How sad that they are unable to spot that, like Bier O'Tool, she stands for anything that offers her cash & freebies & the pretence of being in charge.
“And when she loses the plot, she dishes up a word salad of noises with no meaning, like an O'Tooligan.” Sodall Notmuch

Putinstan has failed to prevent the population of former Soviet republic Moldova from voting to try for EFU membership. A population surge in Siberia is Xpected.

Today’s Question:
Has Bier Smarmer been forced to abandon his Cuban heels if he now looks shorter than his miniature Health Sec., Wee Streeting?

Gravy Backlash
The boss of the BierBC, T. Gravy, sez he doesn't want the stars to be called 'talent'. He's now getting a booting for calling deadlegs 'stars'.
   Where do they get these characters?

Thievin Reeves, we are told, must use the Budget to try to rebuild the goodwill she destroyed with her persistent lies. But will she? Joke! And did she ever have any goodwill in the first place?

The Hamilton TigerCats in the nation’s capital
Close to a TD for the Cats, just a FG in the 9th minute. The RedBlacks also got close, and their guy barged into the end zone, 3-7. A huge pass play in Q2 set up a FG and 3-10.
   A second pick by the Cats helped them to scoring range, on to a TD, 10-all. Tough defence held the RBs to a FG as half time approached, 10-13. One for the Cats, 13-all. A minute left, another TD for the RBs, 13-20.
   The Cats kicked a FG in the 5th minute of Q3, 16-20. A dash for a TD from the RB 21 put the Cats 22-30 ahead. A bomb pass from their 17 was caught & fumbled away by a TC receiver; the RBs were driven back to their 20. A FG put them 22-23 ahead. The Cats got to & goal at the start of Q4, TD, 28-23.
   The RBs kicked a FG after 4 minutes, 28-26. Another in the 11th minute put them 28-29 ahead. One for the Cats, 31-29. A bomb pass in the 13th minute gave the home team a TD, +2, 31-37. A 43-yard pass got the Cats to the RB1, out on downs!

Our wonderful government is getting a booting for claiming it will grow the economy by shoving up taxes & creating laws which discourage investment, recruitment & growth of companies. Time to call in the big blokes in white coats and a fleet of looney bin vans?
Age UK is getting a booting for letting Labour MPs who voted to steal their Winter Fuel from pensioners pose as Age UK Champions. Patricks Chrispys of GB Views Xposed a dozen of these hippocrites, who condemned 6,000 Oldies to death this winter by voting for the O'Tool scam to steal the payment. Them & Bier & Thievin & the rest of the inner O'Tooligans. A case of collective amnesia? Or just routine political hippocrisy?
Women are getting a booting for failing to make the effort to get into top corporate jobs. Equality tsars are outraged by their complacency & the way they are letting the side down.
Having let gangs of Putinstani agents into Britain to stitch up a Labour 'win' in our general election, the ludicrous Left see nothing wrong with sending gangs of their stooges to the US to screw up the presidential election there.

Q: Arse Poncers?
A: It was probably 'our sponsors', clothears.

Orf west to Edmonton for the Argonauts
The Argos missed a FG after 4 minutes. Another try after 14 minutes went through. A pass from the EA 43 went all the way for a TD as the quarter ran out, 3-6. The Argos went ahead with a TD in Q2, 10-6. Add a FG after 12 minutes, 13-6.
   A pass play from the EA 9 went 88 yards early in Q3, FG from it, 13-9. The Argos hit the end zone after 9 minutes, 20-9. A TD for Lewis in Q4, no +2, 20-15.
   Another huge pass play by the Antlers, on to a TD, +2, 20-23, 3 minutes left. TD for the Argos in the 14th minute, 27-23. Ford with a TD pass, 27-30. On to a FG for the Argos & overtime,
   A long FG try by the Argos missed. A punt by the Antlers got them a rouge and a 30-31 win!!! Okay, we're not in the play-offs but a win against the Argos is a big deal right now.

. . . and nothing like the truth, s’welpme
O'Tooligans, especially Thievin, claimed the Labour manifesto was fully costed. Surprise! "Except for the NHS" seems to have been omitted. Along with everything else which also was not costed and needs a stonking rise in all sorts of taxes to keep the Comrades funded.

Israel has bombed Iran a bit as part of the on-going "Keep Ne10yahoo out of court" campaign. Chucking Arab families out of homes in the Occupied Territory on the west bank of the River Jordan continues. Bier Smarmer offers word salad.

Q: Is it an alibi if a government minister can't cope due to inexperience & being unused to the difficulties of being in government?
A: There is no Xcuse for being idle & failing to prepare for what is involved in being in government. Incompetence should be grounds for the boot. And if that is never applied to the snivel service, so what? It's no reason for not discarding a minister who isn't prepared even to try to look competent.

The Blue Bombers went east to Montreal
The BB missed a FG try. Short field after the Alouettes punted, a FG that worked. One for the Als in the 13th minute and 3-all. A bomb pass by Collards was picked, flag, penalty on the Als.
   Castillo kicked a long FG 2 minutes in to Q2, 6-3. The Als got to the BB 2, TD, 6-10. A 53-yard FG from Castillo, 9-10. The Als closed the half with a FG at 9-13.
   A bomb pass by Fajardo in Q3 got the Als to the BB 3, TD, 9-20. Another FG for the BB, 12-20. Add a TD after 12 minutes, 19-20. The Als went ahead more with a TD in Q4, 19-27. Lucky Whitehead nearly returned a MA punt for a TD.
   Charge! from the MA 2, TD, no +2, 25-27. A 61-yard FG try by the BB with a minute to go fell short. A deluge of rain descended. Castillo got another try at a FG from 51 yards @ 0:00, and scored. 28-27 final.

No one voted for this
Bier O'Tool's showboating & early release of dangerous criminals has created a crisis in the prison system. A lot of the crisis is to do with prison staff having no confidence in the government. Just like the general public.
“It makes you wonder what will happen if someone is caught after escaping from a no-security gaol after not being picked for early release. Get a medal for his contribution to relieving overcrowding?” Jobbo Swerth

They’ll never get it
A lie-in boosts your brain, is the conclusion of Xperts in Taiwan. Our wonderful government, however, is choosing to interpret 'lie in' not as staying in bed longer but as a gang of O'Tooligans enjoying the nation's hospitality whilst gathered to boot the truth to death.
“If a lie-in, such as the one on offer today after the clocks went back, is such a brilliant idea, how come these 'Xperts' aren't agitating for an extra hour every night instead of just once a year?” A.L.M.

Despite irrefutable evidence to the contrary, the management of the NHS and other parts of the medical trade are continuing to insist that it is totally impossible for someone to lie their head off.

Thievin Reeves has spent the last 3 months digging a £90 BILLION Brown Hole. All her own work. Nothing she can blame on the Conservatives when lying her head off. Which is what she's always doing. Nett Zero credibility but the arrogant cow don't care. Moooo!
   Economic growth will be torpedoed by her tax demands but she don't care about that, either. Her master plan is to rewrite the rules on goverment spending limits so that there are none.
Tack on another £5 BILLION for the jabs of weight loss drugs with weird names for the o'bese and what? Another £5 BILLION for the top-of-the-range smart-bastard watches which the NHS will be handing out?

Week 21 ended with the Stampeders in Vancouver
The RoughRiders were held to an opening FG. Lots of defence. A bomb pass to the RR end zone found Barnes, 7-3 with a minute of Q1 left. A 3rd down TD for the CS in Q2 put them 14-3 up. A CS drive as the half ran out ended in a fumble to the RR. Nowt from it.
   In Q3, the Riders kicked a FG, 14-6. One for Paredes, 17-6. Another fumble to the RR in the 13th minute. Nowt from it. The Riders opened Q4 with a TD, 24-6. A pass from the edge of the red zone gave the RR a TD, 24-16. Paredes again with 4 minutes left, 27-12. The Riders fizzled out on a 3rd down with a minute left. The end.
   The Stamps are still out of the playoffs and the Riders are still in.

Gastric Balloon Club! It's advertised on TV and it creates a vision of something sailing through the sky supported by what looks like a HUGE froth of frogspawn.

Nutters do what comes naturally
Are Aborigines the rudest sub-species on the planet? And more entitled than you can shake a stick at? The ones who were doing their attention-seeking during the Royal Tour in Australia are certainly giving the demented Left here some rather severe competition.

Lotz of chat, Nett Zero action
The miniature health sec., Wee Streeting, is getting a booting for doing nothing about the state of the NHS because he wants to blow endless amounts of our cash on a 'notional conversation' which will drag on well into next year. Which means what? Ask the Usual Suspects, shove lotz of our cash @ them and sod the customers? Then another cosmetic 'reorganization' which just rearranges the deck chairs?
Wee is open to considering fines for people who don't make NHS appointments, or something.
Jr.Dox are insisting that their 26% pay rise was fully justified 'coz their strikes helped to bring down NHS waiting lists.
Customers are invited to turn a blind eye to what actually happened, namely that people who needed treatment died because they didn't get it and that's how the reductions happened.

The Packers went to Jacksonville in Week 8
All defence in Q1. The Packers drove into Q2 only to be intercepted by the Jaguars a minute in when they were in scoring range. 2 & pick by the Packers! DPI by the Jags @ their 3, TD from the next play by Jacobs. A huge pass play got GB to the JJ 9, FG, 10-0. Red zone for the Jags, shove over the line for a TD in ther 13th minute. 10-7. Another FG, 13-7 One for the Jags as the half ran out. 13-10.
   The Jags went ahead with a TD 10 minutes in to Q3, 13-17. Another TD for Jacobs in the last minute of Q3, 20-17. Sack, fumble to GB at the JJ 4 to start Q4. TD pass to Kraft, 27-17. A 3rd down fumble held the Jags to a FG, 27-20. The Jags got level with a TD in the 14th minute, 27-all. GB ate clock & won with a FG, 30-27 final.

Our wonderful Labour lot are in an arse-kicking contest with China, Iran, Putinstan, etc. to see who can cause the most interference in next month's US presidential election.

A major opinion survey in the capital @ the weekend confirmed that the Englisch nationalist known as T. Robinson has popularity which the likes of Bier O'Tool can only dream of.
Labour police stooges felt obliged to arrest Robinson last Friday to limit the size of the demonstration in his favour & the cost of policing the occasion.

The latest from the bug-eyed woke zombies
Snivel servants have been ordered not to use abstract Xpressions such as 'raining cats & dogs' in case neurodeficient colleagues, who have been admitted under a quota system, take them literally through being unable to cope with our language.

William Shakespeare has joined the list of historical figures whose portrait has been shunted into the Downing Street cellars 'coz it reminds Bier O'Tool of his own serial mediocrity.

What's behind the Office for Budgie Responsibility's sudden endorsement of the Thievin Reeves Brown Hole in its accounts after denying that there is one? A backstage warning that there will be no Ks & other gongs on offer unless they go along with this & other Labour lies?

“One's lack of appreciation of a Universe that thinks Cute is a Hoot grows more rapidly with advancing years.” M.K.

Don’t point that thing at me, mate!
In 2023, Thievin Reeves swore blind that she wouldn't mess about with the fiscal rules if she became the Chancer.
In 2024, Thievin Reeves is going to mess around with the fiscal rules. No one surprised by the Xposure of yet another of her lies.
[She probably has a doctor's note to say it's not her fault. Ed.]

WEEK 5    Things not going your way? Be an O’Tooligan. Cheat!

Public Service Message Vote Labour, end up broke Vote Labour ain’t no joke Vote Labour, buy the lie Vote Labour, get bled dry Forget the future, you don’t have one

Home Sec. Pixie Balls is being cute about the freebies she blagged from T. Swift. No one surprised.
Bosses of water companies were paid a total of £9 million in bonuses for contaminating waterways last year. Some wibble is on offer about the cash not coming from the customers.
The latest guess is that 20% of the population has been the victim of a financial scam in the last year. This figure will rise to almost 100% when Thievin does her Budget. The Xceptions will be those who donate most cash to our wonderful govt.
Thievin Reeves gets a booting form speaker Hoyle for leaking Budget stuff, which used to be a sacking offence when we had governments with standards. But, natch, she's safe in a no-standards O'Tool regime.

More Two-Biers Justice
The more details we get about the sentencing policy for recent rioters, the more shady it all looks. Judges were tuned up by the government and felt they had an obligation to make Xamples of selected people for nothing crimes. Which is illegal.
No one surprised that judges think it's okay to play politics.
“How does releasing dangerous criminals to lock up non-violent internet posters make the population safe? And what sort of a twat @ the Ministry of Justice came up with that bit of BS?” Serial O'Tool

Just how gullible do they think we are?
Government Spin: Deputy prime monster A. Robot sez her Employment Rights Bill is pro-business & offers a new era for working people.
Government Reality: The Trade Department has tried to hide an official impact analysis which shows that delivering the Robot rights will cost £5 BILLION per year.
   Small businesses will be disproportionately affected, there will be little effect on economic growth, there will definitely be more strikes and a reduction in the workforce & hiring to reduce the costs of businesses is inevitable.

“Can we chuck Barbados & other reparationists out of the Commonwealth? They're obviously dead common and they're just scroungers after our wealth. In fact, they should be paying US for all the wonders that came out of our Industrial Revolution.” Fred Upp

Our Chancer, T. Reeves, has decided that the rules on government spending don't let her chuck enuff of our cash down into Brown Holes. Her solution is to rip the rules up and hope no one notices.

How the system works
"Yes, sir, you'd like a job paying in excess of one hundred kay? Do you have any recommendations? You're Wee Streeting's boyfriend? Sounds like you would be perfect for a vacancy for an executive director of Labour party policy. The previous incumbent now has his fist in the taxpayer's pocket."

The video footage of a Labour MP battering someone to the ground @ 2 a.m. and continuing his assault is a telling metaphor for what our wonderful government is doing to the nation.

Today is Sausage Wednesday. The whole nation will be held sausage by Thievin today.

According to conventional wisdom, anyone who sports a poppy before November 1st is a berk. And anyone who wears anything other than a Royal British Legion red one is a disgrace.

Today’s Question:
Why should be be impressed by a woman doing the Budget for the first time, as Bier O'Tool wants us to be? Especially if she has proved that she's as big a liar & bungler as O'Tool & predecessors like G.F. Broon.
[And that clown who left the note in the Treasury in 2010 saying there was no money 'coz Gordon F. Broon had spent it all. Ed.]

Police Scotland is getting a well-deserved booting for concentrating on confecting imaginary hate crimes & ignoring instances of domestic abuse. Police England & Police Wales are getting similar bootings for the same crime against humanity.
Government agencies are being booted for creating a homelessness crisis for Britisch citizens by blagging houses to fill up with immigrants of doubtful legality & ignoring the needs of the native population.

In 2019, when he wouldn't have had to do it, Bier Smarmer was all in favour of slavery blood money; but only from the UK. And also defunding the police. Now, he's had to do U-eys as reality bites his arse mercilessly.
If the government really was concerned about health, it wouldn't wait until June next year to impose a ban on disposable vapes.
The latest Big Thing in the world of A.I. systems is one that will let gardeners pretend to talk to their lawn and/or plants. Wunderbar.
The tech is being sold with a water-saving spin, presumably in response to lobbying by water companies which can't be arsed to fix their leaky pipes.
225 UN Relief Agency staff have been killed by the Israeli Death Force in Gaza over the last year.
Bier O'Tool rules out paying slavery reparations. Which means we can Xpect a stonking bill very shortly after a back-street deal.

“Is there a big rush to the DreamBookie to put a bet on how long T. Robinson will actually spend in gaol for contempt of a non-functional legal system before his inevitable early release?” Al Amogordo

Nice guys don’t get a look-in
It's all about the money? The ArchyBish of Cantab is against assisted dying. 84% of the population think if there were a god, it would be okay with an end to suffering.
“Would he be more convincing if he wasn't wearing a fancy frock & talking through that ridiculous hat?” S. Keptick

Things to remember on Budget Day:
1. Apart from a very few noteworthy exceptions, Labour politicians are essentially nasty bastards without shame.
2. They are idle & useless if they spent 14 years out of government failing to watch what was going on & formulating plans to benefit the people whose pockets they pick.
3. Thievin Reeves had a banking career as stellar as Bier O'Tool's legal career, which Xplains why both of them are doing politics instead of something worthwhile.
4. Labour needs to grab vast amounts of cash to give to the trade unions which pay for almost everything the Labour party does.

The Britisch chief prosecutor @ the International Criminal Court is being positioned as a sex-mad groper, allegedly as a distraction from his accusations of war crimes against Israeli PM B. Ne10yahoo.
No action is Xpected after an Israeli soldier shot dead an 11-year-old boy who was throwing stones at an IDF jeep in occupied Arab territory.

Thievin Reeves has lost the plot. She reckons her Budgie will match the Labour party's greatest financial achievments. Of which there are Nett Zero.
Our wonderful government is planning to let violent criminals out of gaol a year early.
Angrier Robot's work-shy minions are demanding a 4-day week for 5-days' pay & threatening to use her new strike laws if they don't get it. Just 25% of the minions will need to vote for a strike to get one under the Robot Rulz.
A BierBC stooge would have us believe that Labour stooges interfering in the US presidential election after accepting freebie Alli-style accommodation there are doing nothing disreputable.

An endless supply of Mickey for the taking
Wee Streeting's notional conversation website has been taken over by real people with real ideas, who want to do things like putting a pub in every hospital and offering waffles with every meal. Legalizing cannabis on mental elf grounds & NHS-funded trips to the cinema also got lotz of support.
Wee Streeting has admitted that he has no plan for the NHS other than to throw even more cash into Brown Holes without attempting to get value for money.

Labour Budget will trash economy—OFFICIAL
Reeves incompetence laid embarrassingly bare
Lies plus even more tax & waste ahead
Negative economic growth for 5 years
Exodus of entrepreneurs
[No one surprised. Ed.]
“What do you Xpect after O'Tool promised us damp homes & people hiding from postmen bearing tax demands in his dismal pre-Budget drone?” A. Bominable
“Reeves to blame advisors for Budgie bog-up as tacit admission she wasn't up to the job?” B. Olshevik

Q: Trick or Treat?
A: I'll have a treat, please.

Weasel Words of the Week:
'Only for investment'. Yeah, right, Thievin.
The cost of accommodating illegal immigrants is now 3 times the amount Thievin stole from pensioners by stealing their winter fuel.
Thievin Reeves intends to inflate bus fares in order to grow Whitehall waste. No one surprised.
“If we still had proper government, Thievin would have been sacked ages ago for all the Budget leaking she's done. But hey, Labour lack of standards is matched only by its Nett Zero shame.” Duncan Disorderly

O'Tool logic:
The Budget can't be war against the middle class if he can't define the working class or any other class. Spit the bones out of that!

“Good news for all sausages after yesterday's Budgie. No one will be able to afford to eat them now that Thievin has stolen all our cash.” Arfur Crown

During the great "chuck 'em out of gaol" debate in the Commons, a Trivial MP was wibbling about how unfair it is that so many people in marginal communities are criminals. Which suggests that it has never occurred to her that these communities are marginalized because of their endemic criminality.

The Not-So-Great Electricity Scam
Octopus Energy sounds like one to avoid if it bombards customers who have a mechanical electricity meter with BS about these meters having a sell-by date. When challenged, Octopus will back down & admit that the meter does not need to be swapped to a self-reporting one. 3-4 million of which no longer do that.
   Which just underlines the fundamental dishonesty endemic in some industries as well as pollyticks.
E.on also made false claims about meter safety. And Scottish Energy.
Ofgem, the alleged regulator, & the government just pass the buck around & around when challenged.

Labour Logic:
The number of Armed Services personnel is reduced to make Putin the Pants Poisoner happy & the number of snivel servants in the Ministry of Defence is increased. To do what, is not disclosed.

Today’s Word:
Transfixed—had the rebuild operation.

TDM = Theft by Data Mining
Gooble is getting a booting for a plan to mine everything creative on the interweb without paying copyright fees, and for demanding new laws to make Gooble exempt from such fees.
   No fine could be huge enuff to redress this monstrous threat.

The latest bit of wibble in opposition to British Summer Time is that the change causes traffic accidents, heart attacks, suicides & cancers.

“Typical bloody lawyer, Bier O'Tool can rant for hours about working people without having a clue what they are. Probably because he's never actually met any.” Blend Sinwell
“Shoving the bus fare cap up by 50% is a tax on working people beyond any doubt, proving that O'Tool has been lying to us. No one surprised.” N.O. Dosh

Enviromint with a hole in it
The Enviromint Sec. has guesstimated that the country will run out of drinking water in 2035. Nothing to prevent this happening is on offer from either water companies or our wonderful government. No bugger surprised.

“You'd really have to wade through the dregs of humanity to find specimens who could give our Labour lot some serious competition when it comes to treachery & imcompetence.” Avinger Laff

Overheard conversation:
"He said castellations not castrations."
"Not an easy screw-up to unscrew!"

Below the line mission statement: Some of this is true, maybe, but probably not the parts that seem most real and most likely as we use current standards of elasticity where facts are concerned.
   We are constantly exposed to dodgy conclusions drawn from dodgy data by jumped-up 'experts', especially the ones found in the world of politics and particularly those at the Treasury and running trade unions.
   Some of us civilians at BFN like to join in to let them know that anyone can do it and we ain't impressed by their efforts.

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