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“Would you want a bloke who can’t even manage to buy clothes for himself & and his wife, and his own specs, as your prime monster?”
 Today’s Question:
How desperate do you have to be for something to do to spend hours in a queue waiting for the pub acquired by major celeb J. Clarkson to open its doors?
 Untied Utilities is getting a booting for treating Lake Windermere to a week of relentless discharges of untreated sewage.
 Smarmerspeak
Illegal entrants are guilty of irregular migration.
Shoplifters are irregular shoppers not thieves.
A drunk in a car is an irregular driver.
O'Tool gang blatant lies are now irregular truths.
A massive 79% of Royal Mail first-class post arrived on time in the 2nd quarter of this year. The failure to meet the Ofcom arbitrary target of 93% was due to irregular deliveries.
 “Irregular honesty. That's something else you could call Uncle Bier's lies.” Prune O'Tool
 The RedBlacks in BC to start Labour Day weekend
The Lions rushed to scoring range, Charge! from the RB 1 for a TD. Whyte booted a FG with 3 minutes of Q1 to go for 0-10. Another TD in the 7th minute of Q2, 0-17.
The RedBlacks got to 3-17 via a long FG from Ward. Bam! Stanback's run from the RB 14. 3-24. Another long FG from Ward in the 14th minute, 6-24. Crumbs! BC raced to a TD with 40 seconds left in the half, 6-31.
The RBs got close, TD 3 minutes in to Q3, no +2, 12-31. A BC FG try missed and got a good return. The RBs were sacked to a punt. Another TD for BC in the 4th minute of Q4, 12-38. The RedBlacks blew up on a 3rd & 3 from the BC 9. No more scoring. A 5-game BC losing streak snapped.
 In Camel Harrisment, the people of the Untied States have another Bier O'Tool. The daughter of a pair of professors, who lived in Berkeley, California, and north of the border in Montreal, is claiming she grew up in abject poverty like Bier & the standard Democrap voter.
Only Put'n will be the winner if Trump continues not to make much of an effort and Harrisment ends up as the POTUS in January.
  Criminals have carte blanche over the next month or so. Due to O'Tool's cack-handed interference with the prisons ishue, magistrates have been ordered not to send anyone to gaol until further notice.
Labour is cramming more of its donors into plum jobs in what is laughably claimed to be a politically neutral snivel service. But no worries. Sugar Ray has been lined up to take the blame when the wheels come off.
The BMA & Jr.Dox are cooking up more strikes for next year if Bier doesn't cough up another 20%+ pay rise.
Other unions are building up strike funds, knowing that Bier is a pushover.
  Q: How does a bloke in Spain avoid gaol for persistent violence against a female partner?
 A: He claims he's a woman and he walks!
Q: What's a new headache for bike race planners in Wales?
A: Avoiding 20 mph zones. Bikers can go as fast as they are able. Support teams will end up deluged with fines if they keep up, or become UseLEZ & left far behind in 20 mph zones.
 
Bier O'Tool has admitted that he had his fingers crossed every time he promised to clean up politics. He thinks this somehow Xcuses Labour's current 'cash for access' & 'cesspool of sleaze' scandals, which refuse stubbornly to go away.
 The Lucy Letby inquiry is getting a booting over failing to take note of how dodgy some of the statistics offered at her trial were and how blunder-full some of the alleged 'evidence' was. It seems you can have a fair trial if the correct procedures were followed even if the 'evidence' was defective.
No sign of the Min. of Justice ordering police farces to stop twatting about with making lists of Imaginary Non-Crimes instead of going after criminals.
Bier Smarmer is planning to create a far-Right political party so that he has something else to beef about. Heil, Bier!
Israel on strike over Net&Yahoo! strategy for staying out of court on corruption charges.
Next door, to Regina, for the Blue Bombers
A bomb pass from Collards got the BB to the RoughRider 21, on to a TD. The Riders got close, TD, 7-all in the 14th minute of Q1. A pick at the start of Q2 gave the ball back to the RR. TD from it, 7-14.
The BB reached the RR 44, TD pass to Demski from Collards, 14-all in the 8th minute. Add a rouge from the kick off. Lots of defence. A botched attempt to field a punt near the RR goal line gave the Bombers an easy TD! 22-14. A couple of minutes left when the BB got the ball again. DPI in the end zone plus roughing the Collards. Charge! from the RR 1, 29-14.
A 55-yard FG from the Riders in the 4th minute of Q3, 29-17. Another from 25 yards, 29-20. A 52-yarder for the BB in the 14th minute, 32-20. The Riders got to the BB 6 in Q4, TD, 32-27 in the 8th minute. A 56-yard FG by Castillo in the 14th minute put the BB 35-27 up.
3rd & 6 for the RR, on to the BB 1, Charge! with flags flying, no +2, 35-33. The Riders fielded their on-side kick only for the BB to pick Harris; but DPI given against the BB! A 50-yard FG try by Lauther was just short. 35-33 final. Phew, Guv!
 From this month on, everyone in Scotland will have to conserve at least one bat by law!
  Oh, dear!
All the Pixie Balls pledges to deport foreign criminals are foundering on the rock of far-Left judges making up their own 'uman bluddy rights law to prevent evictions. And also 'uman bluddy rights lawyers out of the same box as Bier O'Tool.
 Today’s Question:
"As bent a bastard as you would never want to meet coming the other way down a dark alley"—which cabinet minister does that bring to mind firs?
 Bring it on!
It's something which we have been long advocating; a wet week or month in the stocks for those who deserve it. And it's a fate still on the statute books. D. Lawson of the Daily Disaster has found.
“What we need to do is try out newly installed stocks on the worst offenders in the judiciary to ensure that they are fit for purpose when it comes to delivering a truly 'orrible Xperience.” Thievie Rievie
[That would be the stocks & the judges both, dishing out the 'orribleness? Ed.]
 Every lying bastard department of this government is claiming a Brown Hole in the accounts of £20-25 billion as an alibi for not doing its job.
If Generation App can't order a meal from a waiter in an eatery, does that mean they can't buy anything from a small shop as that would involve talking to the shopkeeper? And small shops will go Xtinct?
 The Red Cross is losing donors at an alarming rate after falling into the clutches of woke & transpicater activists.
 Millions of people are finding out that DIY medicine works if the NHS can't do anything for them—either in a timely fashion or at all.
To Hamilton for the Argonauts on Labour Day
A quick pick by the TigerCats survived a challenge and they zoomed to a TD. They were back for another via a QB sneak half-way through Q1, 0-14. The Argos manage a FG in the 12th minute, the Cats replied with a TD pass by Mitchell, 3-21.
The Argos were held to a FG to start Q2, 6-21. A sack held the Cats to a FG, 6-24. One for the Argos after 9 minutes, 9-24. The Argos got to the TC 10 as the half ran out, TD for Daniels, no +2 from a Kelly scramble, 15-24 and time left for the Cats to kick a FG for 15-27.
A Kelly scramble gave the Argos a TD early in Q3, 22-27. A FG to open Q4 got the Argos to 25-27. A sack stopped the Cats. A FG in the 5th minute gave the Argos a precarious 28-27 lead! 28-all with a rouge from a TC punt. Another sack held the Cats to a 55-yard FG in the 13th minute for 28-31. The Cats ran out the clock at the TA 3 for a win.
 Sherie zooms back
“When Uncle Bier is banning smoking, can he also ban politicians from telling lies? Which would result in an Xtended period of blessed silence for the rest of us.” Rowed Streeting
“Is this some sort of prelude to a demand for a pay rise? The PM claiming he's so badly off that he has to rely on cronies for his clothes & specs?” Destro Venor
 “Bier Smarmer's problem is he doesn't have the brains of half an idiot.” Nye Kulturniy
“Is it credible to claim that Bier O'Tool's popularity has plummeted? He never actually had any popularity. All he had going was not being the Tories. And now he's shown he's infinitely worser. The wheels are right off.” Pos Turing
“Is there anything O'Tool tells us that isn't a lie? That bullshit about smokers costing the NHS money is just a contemptible lie from a bloke who wouldn't know the truth if it bit both his legs off.” Yoven Zashlogan
“Is the outdoor smoking ban the latest O'Tool job destruction ploy? It just confirms that he's basically a nasty bastard who can't do anything about the ishues that really matter.” Blah Stabates
 Labour Day in Calgary for the Edmonton Antlers
The EA opener got a rouge from a punt. Lots of defence, including an EA pick with 4 minutes to go in Q1. Another single from a punt, 2-0. The Ants battled to a FG in Q2, 5-0.
A penalty held the Stampeders to a 57-yard FG, 5-3. A short FG try by the Ants missed for a single. They were at the CS 11 with about a minute left in the half, TD, 13-3. The Stamps closed it with a FG, 13-6.
The Antlers went further ahead with a TD in the 12th minute of Q3, 20-6. One for the Stamps in the last minute of Q3, 20-13. A pick by Purifoy early in Q4 stopped the Stamps. Pinned deep, the Ants made a pass play, the receiver lost the ball but a teammate took it all the way to the CS 1(!!!) Charge! 27-13.
The EA defence tipped a pass to themselves. Nowt from it and the punt was returned for a TD! Highlight reel stuff. 27-20. Bang! a 73-yard TD play by the Ants, 34-20. 2½ minutes left. Another pick by Purifoy was the final dagger. Another rouge, 35-20 final. Yay!
  Questions to ask the Chancellor:
1. Were you notorious as an incompetent liar before you went into politics or is this something you think is part of the job?
 The Office of Budgie Responsibility has been in charge of the nation's books for a decade & a half. Which means that there is no way the last government could have hidden a Brown Hole from Labour.
If Thievin Reeves claims there is one, is that her accusing the OBR of lying to her?
To any fair-minded person, it's just further confirmation that Thievin is lying to us.
  Smarmer’s political philosophy Xposed:
Kneel for his trade union paymasters & sod everyone else.
 Endless progression
Another Labour scam is giving trade union members a right to demand a 4-day working week for 5 days' pay. Which will do what to the Reeves ambition to grow the economy? Other than Xpose it as just another Labour lie.
When it comes to generating wealth, Labour still has the Magic Money Tree mentality.
Esso petrol 137.9p/litre in Romiley.
Esso diesel 141.9p/litre.
Down a tad for diesel but the profiteering complaints continue.
 The O'Tool gang is seeking to sabotage Xisting oil & gas Xtraction around the UK on bogus environmental grounds. This is seen as an essential part of the Labour agenda of putting the UK completely at the mercy of foreign dicktaters for our supplies of fossil fuels, which will be needed to keep the lights on when occasionals are UseLEZ.
Sugar Ray is getting another back-office cronyism booting.
The daughter of sometime Labour leader J. Smith is finding that being able to do the job of Advocate General for Scotland is no defence against yells of ‘More Labour Cronyism!'
Bier O'Tool has found out the hard way that a quid pro quo with the EFU is a quid for us and a tenner for them. This is not Xpected to affect his agenda for selling us out.
Labour is to set up a commission to whitewash all cronies who were awarded/bought a top-rank snivel service job.
The O'Tool shrinkage of arms sales to Israel to please his party's Islamists has upset the regime in the Untied States.
Angular Robot responds with wibble when asked for Labour's official definition of Islamophobia.
 "I have no option but to . . ." sez Thievin about raising petrol tax and every other tax going. But the obvious reply is that she does have the option to do her job properly and HONESTLY, and not be such a UseLEZ blot on the landscape.
Bier O'Tool would have cost the national £43 BILLION by declaring a self-congratulatory Bank Holiday had England's football team won the Euros competition in July.
This is the bloke who let Thievin Reeves steal the WFA from pensioners and claims that the UK is in a 20-30 billion quid Brown Hole. Which he would have had no problem with digging to over 60 billion quid deep.
 Today’s Question: Do we really need a celebration of Caribbean culture which includes murder by stabbing, muggings, assaults on the police & mass drug-taking? Denigration would be a better description than celebration.
 One for the teaching unions
A.I. systems will mark homework & Xams to spare teachers the bother. No pay cut for the reduced workload, of course, in Smarmerland.
Q: 'Transition work' by the tremendously successful Lord Alli?
A: Pouring Uncle Bier into new suits and putting him behind new specs.
Q: Is the Labour 'snivel service top jobs for its mates' a 'surprisingly early' sleaze row?
A: A Labour government will always hit the ground running with its sleaze. We would be surprised only if the sleaze didn't start @ second 1 of minute 1 of day 1 of one of their periods in office.
 Ukraine is using own brand ballistic missles in its operations into Putinstan from the north-east of the country. So much for the efforts of the saboteurs who are restricting the use of donated weapons.
Labour MPs who voted meaninglessly for a Gaza cease-fire are being fast-tracked by the National Hamas Service when they need to see a doctor. No one surprised.
People are using cars more despite local councils stamping their little feet & ordering motorists to use a bike or walk.
 The BierBC honcho, T. Davie, is doing the 'lessons to be learned' posturing over the company's decades long record of ignoring preverts & other nasties. Customers are currently in "yeah, right" mode.
The Scottish government is getting a booting for not offering any cash toward the cost of staging a £114 million Commonwealth Games in Glasgow and turning its back on an inward investment of £100M from the other nations plus exploitation cash.
The Daily Mail is taking the credit for booting Bier into reversing a scam to defund a home for 300 Chelsea Pensioners. Quite how the Pensioners' £14 million would have had an impact on the £1,000 MILLION bung by O'Tool to Jr.Dox & train drivers has not been Xplained.
Smarmer's open door policy for boat people will cost the nation another £4 BILLION per year.
Today’s Other Question:
Do we have an official government guess for the number of excess deaths likely to be caused by cancelling the pensioner Winter Fuel Allowance? Or is Bier Smarmer keeping that a state secret?
“The bloke in sleaze-tinted specs, is how President Boris describes him.” Mike Roesoft
“At least the Tory leadership hopefuls are happy that they have as clueless a target as Bier for their rants. He makes life far too easy for them.” Al Jernon
 Lots more weasel words after a dozen more illegals drown in the Channel. It's perfectly clear that no one in authority is making any effort to stop them or it would have happened years ago.
“You watch Pixie Balls trying to appear statespersonlike in the Commons and you think, ‘Nah, still crap, back to the acting lessons, love.' And her message, if there ever was one, gets lost in the shuffle.” Jacq Pott
“Pixie couldn't smash the top off a boiled egg, never mind a smuggler gang.” D. Hingy
 Labour ministers are not happy about having to defend their party's cronyism, such as clothes & specs for Bier & top civil service jobs for donor mates. No one else that bovvered by their distress.
 Israel is getting the blame for an outbreak of polio in Gaza by obstructing vaccination programmes.
Israeli attacks on UN aid convoys continue.
Q: How many firefighters & vehicles are needed to tackle a 50-stone bloke (!!) who's had a heart attack?
A: 39 fighters, 15 vehicles & a 6-hour job.
 The rich in the UK are very busy at the moment off-shoring their wealth before Thievin gets her germans on it. So much for any hope of investment & economic growth here.
“Wot next? The state pension cancelled so that Bier O'Tool can give the cash to his mates?” Johns Teed
“Or so that no-mates Bier can use it to bribe people into pretending to be his mates?” Albert Ross
“Or Angular Robot being allowed to steal the 25% Council Tax discount for people living on their own and not getting full value for their money?” Gluten Morgen
Italian prosecutors seem to be working very hard to fit up members of the crew of the supery acht which sank in an unusually violent storm when parked off the coast of Sicily last month. Damn all those inconvenient facts.
American prostituters are still trying to fit up D. Trump for something related to the 2016 Capitol Hill 'riot', which was all over by teatime.
Abuse of due process there is the new normal.
 Another Smarmy lie:
Bier invented societal division with his Bremoaner posturing but he is now trying to blame his monster on the Tories.
Does the bastard EVER tell the truth?
The way the Lucy Letby 'inquiry' is being conducted is getting a good booting from the Xperts, but the government ain't bovvered. All a spokes had to offer on the subject was some routine garbage.
Child health Xperts slam Algae Boutique propaganda for schools, which was co-authored by a paedophile. Misleading and just plain dangerous in places.
A public inquiry that goes on for 7 years is a joke for everyone but the legal vultures, who have their hands stuffed into our pockets.
 Future references to lying bastards should be assumed to have the qualifier 'arrogant' added as this government doesn't care if no one believes its lies.
  Bier O'Tool never goes into the Thatcher Room @ Downing Street. It's just that having the Gordon F. Broon-commissioned portrait of Margaret Thatcher in the same city makes O'Tool go wimp at the knees because it's a constant reminder of how UseLEZ he is.
“Mrs. Thatcher achieved meaningful change in Britain, according to O'Tool in a spiel last year. Can't stand the comparison with his own BS change for the worser?” O.B. Server
“If BS is worth £8 MILLION and he's paid over £170K every year, what's he doing bumming suits & specs off someone else? Has he no self-respect? As well as no worthwhile values?” N.O. Kandu
[If no one else has any respect for him, why should he have any? Ed.]
 Need to root out root causes
The Scottish ambulance service is in crisis because the number of people making an emergency call has exploded by 618% over the last 4 years and no one in the government there is making any effort to find out why this has happened.
SNP leader tells party conference that a cease-fire in Gaza will end child poverty in Scotland.
Labour is trying to make a hate crime out of just thinking that Bier O'Tool is a load of rubbish.
Bank of England bosses certified insane over their pronoun obsession. No one surprised.
A Labour MP who has been booted for renting out 15 festering flats is doing a 'not me, Guv' and sacking his letting agent. His tenants report being threatened with eviction if they complain, and the response to complaints is either dead slow or none.
Having to learn the times tables, teachers are claiming, damages the wellbeing of schoolkids.
 Labour fanatics to close 12½% of the nation's pubs with their outdoor smoking ban.
O'Tool claims it will reduce demand on the NHS. No evidence on offer for that. It's just O'Tool with another of his silly distractions from the bog he's making of everything, is the majority opinion.
Sugar Ray is getting a booting for also being behind another smart alec middle class attack on working class culture.
“These Smarmer suits. Do they come without pockets as he never sticks his hand in one when something needs paying for?” 17tular
 If you have any doubts that Two Bier policing goes on, compare the BS response to the riots after the Southport murders to Bier's total lack of response to the Notting Hill Carnival carnage with more killings & multiple assaults on the police & mass drug-taking.
And then there's the Asian thugs who ran riot @ Manchester airport and put a WPC in hospital. No danger of any charges against them, of course. Hippo of the critical sort.
People seeking health advice online are baffled by the many contradictions offered by self-styled Xperts. No one surprised.
Driving lesson scams offered on the internet are the big growth industry of the moment. You pays yer money and the 'instructor' is a no-show.
Spend the weekend asleep and you won't have a heart attack, is the latest advice from the medical Xperts.
NHS customers are advised to live forever as one-third of those who die in its 'care' do so in severe pain.
 Maybe he’s just UseLEZ
Yourope's news meeja are asking if Pres. MacRon of France has been driven mad by his current political pressures. But many Xperts are not convinced that insanity would make much of a difference if things are no worse now than they were when he was supposed to be sane.
Little John of the Daily Disaster has come up with the reason for Thievin's hike in the fuel tax. Restricting drivers to 20 mph has reduced fuel consumption enuff to do serious damage to tax revenues as well as depleting the amount of useful work being done thanks to increased journey times.
Q: What do you do if you can't lord it over people whilst doing Royal duties in the UK?
A: Say you're not going to do it unless your brother apologizes for some imaginary crime against humanity.
 Imposed Violence
Council jobsworths & their growing number of bins & bags for different refuse items are getting the blame for an increase in attacks on binpersons. Here in Romiley, we have black, brown, blue & green bins to wheel about. Anything more than that is Xcessive & should be grounds for sacking as public enemies both the jobsworth who came up with the scam & the manager who bought it.
The only time the UK ever has a bright future is when Labour is booted into touch and the Tories return to repair the havoc caused by nutters.
 A very O’Tool future
Bier has appointed a place-holder O'Tooligan as his Transport Sec. That's someone who gets the job title, doesn't really do that much, & Xpects minions to do the work of fast-tracking railway re-nationalization through the Commons as emergency legislation.
 Scrutiny shows delays on railway lines already re-nationalized are double those on lines still in private hands, and they have 50% more strikes.
Another very O’Tooligan future.
Garden Grouch
Bier O'Tool claimed that the Downing Street garden is now back in our service when he did his DoomBugger rant. But as access is available only to people who buy him suits, specs, etc., and the general public has Nett Zero access, this is just another BS lie from a bloke who is totally crap at telling them.
“The Downing Street garden is now a Bier garden for cronies. How is this of any benefit to the people paying for it?” B. Rewer
 Another of life’s little jokes
The operators of the Drax power station have been fined a paltry £25 million for lying like an O'Tool to Ofgem about the sustainability of their wood fuel.
Just a drop in the ocean out of the BILLIONs of our pounds Drax gets via government virtue-flagging subsidies.
 No Thursday Night Football after Labour Day. Damn!
The BC Lions went all the way to Montreal
And started with a TD. They were back in scoring range at the end of Q1, FG, 10-0. The Als kicked a FG 4 minutes in to Q2 and picked off the BC reply. Sacked to a FG and 10-6.
BC got close, TD pass to the end zone in the 12th minute, 17-6. The Alouettes were at the BC 6 as the half ran out. TD, 17-13.
The Q3 opener by the Als ended in a quick sack/fumble to BC. FG from it, 20-13. The Als picked Rourke in the 7th minute, FG from it, 20-16. A 38-yard run by Stanback gave BC a TD! 27-16.
The Als came back in Q4, made 3rd & 3 to the BC 2, Charge! from the 1 for a TD, 27-23 after 5 minutes. 3rd & inches from the MA 18 produced a TD! 34-23. BC picked a deflected pass. FG in the last minute, 37-23 final.
 If the electorate of the Untied States is dumb enuff to make Barbie Harrisment the president, with B. O'Bummer pulling her strings, the voters will end up paying the best part of SIX TRILLION BUCKS in tax rises.
Thievin Reeves is hoping to do the nation's banks for £14 BILLION to help pay off Bier O'Tool's trade union mates.
“And trying to reduce the pensions bill by killing off the more vulnerable customers so that even more cash can go to the mates?” J. Cloth
Angular Robot is mining the French government's system for the worst industrial practices on offer. Retirement @ 62 next?
The Grenfell Tower 'inquiry', keeping the rotting shell of the building standing and a memorial to the dead will cost the taxpayer £510,000,000.
If you are an in-crowd Hollywood actress, you make erotic films, not porn.
 Across the Pond
Kamel Harrisment is offering the politics of strength through joy, we are invited to believe. Laugh like an idiot & ignore the wreckage around you which is the Democrap legacy. Kamel is an air-head Barbie clone. Be very afraid, America!
“And Barak ain't called O'Bummer for nowt!” Av A. Gadro
“Who would you back to win a cage fight, Barbie or the Ayatollah Bunchacommies?” Ben E. Lux
  1. Crumbs! Even theGrauniad is moaning it can't keep pace with the imaginary Brown Holes the lying bastard Bier claims he's finding in the Office for Budgie Responsibility's accounts.
2. Labour back-bench MPs are becoming increasingly worried that they will be charged as accessories after an official inquiry into the Xcess deaths of pensioners caused by the O'Tool/Thievin theft of the WFA.
The Pensioner’s Crisis
20 packed bookcases around the house. Do you keep them as extra thermal insulation or burn them and the contents to replace the winter fuel allowance stolen by the government?
Who will Bier clobber most with his theft of the WFA & his smoking outdoors ban? Labour voters. But as they are just 20% of the electorate, they are clearly a minority insignificant enuff to ignore as they don't go stomping around, waving flags, like the Pal Pals.
 NFL 2024 sent the Green Bay Packers & the Philadelphia Eagles to São Paulo in Brazil
The Packers got close but they were stopped. A pick gave them another chance and a FG. Close again, FG, 6-0. The Eagles woke up in Q2, TD, 6-7. The pack went in for a TD, no +2, 12-7. Another TD for the Eagles, 12-14. One for the Pack, 19-14. A FG to close the half, 19-17.
Zoom, the Eagles went ahead with a TD in the first minute of Q3, 19-24. One for the pack, 26-24. A pick of a tipped pass helped the Eagles to a TD, 26-31. A GB FG try in the last minute of Q3 hit the post.
The Eagles were picked in the GB end zone in Q4, FG from it, 29-31, leaving the Eagles with time to kick a FG for 29-34 final.
Sherie Scouse, our society Xpert, is causing mass panic among the ranks of the usual suspects with leaks from her publisher of sample contents of the book of her memoirs, which will be published very shortly and in good time for the Xmas market.
Essential reading for all who wish to be informed about what really goes on behind the scenes in the public sector.
Residents of Venezuela are warned that they might have a bit of a scramble on as their president has moved Xmas Day to October 1st 'because he can'.
The Argonauts visited the nation’s capital in Week 14
The Argos were at their 24 after 4 minutes, which gave Webb a short sprint for a RedBlack TD after a pick. Another pick! The RBs went on to a FG in the 7th minute and 0-10. One for the Argos, 3-10. One for the RBs as Q1 ran out, 3-13.
Another pick by the RBs in Q2 with the Argos at their 22, another TD, 3-20. And another from a pass from the TA 50, 3-27. A punt after 10 minutes gave the RBs a rouge. Add a FG in the 14th minute, 3-31.
The Argos got to scoring range in Q3, TD after 5 minutes, 10-31. The RBs recovered their own fumble on the way to another TD, 10-38. 3rd & goal from the RB 5, incomplete pass by the Argos. They manage a FG for 13-38 a minute in to Q4.
Determined play by Coxie gave the Argos a TD in the 5th minute, +2, 21-38. The RBs kicked a FG, 21-41. The RBs got close but no cigar. Another TD for the Argos in the last minute got them to 27-41, an that was as close as they got.
 Let us be clear
Bier O'Tool, our apology for a prime monster, isn't suspending all arms sales to Israel, he's just doing some cosmetic blocking to try to buy back Labour's lost Moslem voters.
 Those who have been paying attention might recall that Kreepy Smarmer was getting a lot of stick 3 years ago over all the lies coming out of the bunker, in which he was hunkering during the worst of the Chinese plague.
Which means that they have no Xcuse for not knowing he's a lying bastard. Always has been, always will be.
 Having talked down a thriving economy, O'Tool will kill it with tax rises, an end to wealth creation & buckets of perks for trade unions. Because he hates Britain?
“If he hates the wealthy, when is he going to give away his own 8 million quid? Or is he somehow exempt from Bier envy rather than the peer sort?” Una Pologetic
The RoughRiders hosted the Blue Bombers
The BB got to the RR 3 half way through Q1, on to a TD. The Riders reached the BB 12, TD, 7-all. A pick at the start of Q2 gave the ball to the Riders, on to a TD pass by Harris, 7-14.
Bang! One back for the Bombers, plus a single from the kick off, 15-14. The Riders bogged fielding a punt with 4 minutes to half time, TD for the BB! 22-14. DPI in the RR end zone got the BB to the 1 yard line, Collards dinged a bit. TD for Streveler, 29-14.
Lauther kicked a 55 yard FG in Q3, 29-17. A shorter one after 10 minutes, 29-20. One for the BB in the 14th minute, 32-20. TD for the Riders in the 8th minute, 32-27. Castillo kicked a FG from 56 yards, 35-27.
A pass against a blitz, the RR to the BB 1 with 23 seconds left. TD, no +2, the Bombers win 35-33? No, the Riders fielded their on-side kick. DPI blew a pick by the Bombers. Lauther tried a FG from 60 yards, short, the Bombers win after all.
 Labour's culture of pathetic shame is getting the blame for the stoopid trigger warnings which are being hurled around so recklessly.
Bier Smarmer went to Dublin to do some more selling out to the EFU.
Some police farces are 'investigating' imaginary 'crimes' in online computer games instead of doing anything in the real world.
The cynics are already putting large bets on when the UK will overtake Venezuela as the world's biggest socialist flop.
Wot about the bloke who set fire to Grenfell Tower with his flammable fridge? Has he been forgotten by an 'inquiry' which dragged on for 7 very Kerching! years.
GPs are doing their best to ease the pensions crisis by making it difficult for Oldies to get an appointment, and not taking account of the patient's entire range of symptoms.
“Could Thievin Reeves be hoping that her winter fuel death toll will be lost in the GMC numbers?” Kristal Cave
 Is our military safe in Labour's hands? And are we?
O'Tool's tax raid on North Sea industries will dig his Brown Hole in the nation's accounts £13 BILLION deeper. So that's £67 BILLION and counting.
An automatic death penalty for kids who kill? It would certainly do wonders for the prisons Brown Hole.
O'Tool does nothing but lie to us. Thievin does nothing but lie to us. One does start to wonder if they're worried about being struck dead by a thunderbolt if they ever dare to tell the truth.
The Stamps in Edmonton to close Super Saturday
The Stampeders blew a pick and their punt gave the Antlers a rouge. The Stamps kicked a FG for 3-1. Another rouge for the Ants. The Stamps got close but they were picked in the EA goal by Purifoy.
The Ants started Q2 with a TD pass, +2, 3-10. Another FG for the Stamps, another TD for the Ant, 6-17. A FG for the Ants with a minute to go, 6-20. Then a pick set up a FG, 6-23 at half time.
A pick a couple of minutes in to Q3, the Ants had to punt. A 46-yard FG, 9-23. The Ants drove into Q4, TD in the first minute, 9-30. The Stamps got close but a 3rd & 7 pass was picked off!
A huge pass play got the Ants close, but a pick by the Stamps was returned for a TD, 16-30. The Stamps blew up on 3rd & 14, another TD for the Ants, 26-37. Another pick for the Ants. A pass to the Edmonton end zone at 0:00 was picked off & returned. The revitalized Antlers win again.
 Attention Labour’s Sensitive Souls: If being called a lying bastard upsets you, there is a simple solution. Just stop lying to us.
Deferably a message worth repeating & repeating.
  The Boeing Starliner capsule made a successful return to Earth from the ISS but minus the 2 astronauts who were its crew. They are stuck in orbit until next year as NASA didn't trust a capsule which was plagued by leaks & all sorts of other problems on the way up to get the crew back safely. That job has been passed to Marsman Musk's vehicle.
Bier O'Tool was wibbling on about reducing the fiction (or something) after his junket in Southern Ireland. Like that will happen from a bloke who doesn't know how to do anything but lie his head orf.
 President MacRon of France has to be in real trouble if he's made another total deadleg his prime monster. The job has gone to Bollocks to Barnier, the silly old fool who was in charge of buggering up the EFU's response to Brexit.
 Glasgow police had to put up barriers @ the weekend just gone to keep rival gangs of anti-rachelist poseurs from starting punch-ups with each other to claim the virtue low ground.
The Education Sec. is trying to claim that parents who let their kids bunk off school are damaging their future earning potential. Which is how likely if they're not being taught anything when they show up at their school?
“You also have to wonder about the sort of people who get to run a university department today if they think Anglo Saxons; that's the mediaeval period ones; are Narzis. And about the quality of the degrees on offer from their uni.” S. Marmer
The Leader of the Commons has to be certifiable if she really believes that not stealing the WFA will cause a catastrophic run on the pound & crash the economy.
This is taking Labour Lies well beyond ludicrous.
Q: Do you lot ever have a good word for lovely Labour's leadership?
BFN: Fucqers is the one that comes to mind most.
Another duck egg
Home Office minister J. Phillips is getting a booting for doing some NHS queue-jumping by being a Pal Pal. Not only did she usurp constituents in greater need of treatment, she had the cheek to brag about it.
Fellow Labour MPs are wondering why Bier O'Tool made her a minister in the first place. Too many beers downed on the day?
 The Downing Street Rows Garden is in trouble. The rows of markers for Smarmer Lies are becoming so tightly packed that finding somewhere to put more of them is an eternal headache.
Q: Why is there a shortage of medical staff in Palestine?
A: They're all working in the Midlands of England, giving government ministers priority & Jews a hard time.
 Sigh!
The government's plan for a memorial to the Holocaust, which didn't take place here, is wrong in every single vital detail—setting, security, you name it.
And the design is crap. Otherwise, it's wonderful.
The kindest thing said about the proposal is that it looks like a £138 MILLION toast rack.
Q: Holistic approach?
A: You ignore the seriousness of the ishue & end up in a hole—sometimes a hole in the ground with a headstone.
 Rejoice! Today is National Crime Wave Day!
Bier O'Tool is booting 6,000 criminals out of gaol early because he can and basically because he hates Britain.
This will create a criminal army of homeless & jobless bad guys, who will be right back before the courts before you know it. Does that bovver Bier? Joke.
“Well, some of them will be back before the courts. But only the ones the nation's police farces can be arsed to take any notice of.” R.G Bargee
Q: Will criminals be sent to Estonia to free up gaol space here?
A: No, of course they won't. It's just another O'Tooligan distraction from the chaos our prime monster is creating.
John Lewis stores are getting a booting & losing customers by putting blokes in charge of female areas for trying on clothes as part of a wonk transpicater agenda. And for all the wibble when challenged about it.
 Beir O'Tool never apologizes for making a total bog of things because he's one of the 40% of the population who think they are never wrong about anything. Arrogance to the power of git.
Topical Note:
Books are being exterminated in the book & dodgy film of Ray Bradbury's sci-fi novel Fahrenheit 451. It's pensioners who are getting the winter wipe-out treatment from our lovely Labour government.
  It’s not always just two bottles before his biery decisions
Two-Bier policies are all very well but the containers need to be factored in now.
Some decisions were obviously made after a whole crateful of bottles. Increasingly often, the quality of a decision indicates that at least 2 barrels went down Bier's plughole before he made his mind up to do something daft.
If he's like this after only a couple of months into the job, imagine what he'll be like in 2029!!
 Pixie Balls has booted the post-Southport murderfest riots into touch by ordering a review, which will last until at least 2026 and cost £100-123 million; which we don't have, thanks to Thievin.
Reality Bites
The Economic Confidence Index fell from +7 in July to -12 in August as the sheer uselessness of the O'Tooligans & their endemic anti-Britisch bias were Xposed.
Smarmer's DoomBuggering in the Rows Garden made shares in the biggest house-building firms crash. So much for his plan to build 5 million new homes.
Bier O'Tool has been told that there will be no cat-flaps in bomb-proof Downing Street doors no matter how much he stamps his little foot.
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 Stealing their Winter Fuel Allowance from pensioners gives this rotten government one-half of the BILLIONs blown on hotels for illegal immigrants per year.
And one-tenth of the cash thrown @ Jr.Dox & train drivers as soon as the O'Tooligans took over.
“If Gordon F. Broon was The Man Who Stole Your Old Age through cancelling private pensions, Thievin will always be remembered as The Woman Who Did You In So You Didn't Have To Bother About Too Much Old Age.” Pes I. Mist
  Oceans of crocodile tears from trade unions doing their annual conference posturing over the evil government stealing winter fuel from pensioners. But are the socialist/communist comrades going to turn down their share of the stolen cash as a gesture of solidarity with the abused pensioners? Joke!
Trade union cash demands will dig the O'Tool-generated Brown Hole another £50 BILLION deeper, taking it to . . .
£167,000,000,000.
 A concept well worth recycling:
Q: How much difference will the UK's carbon neutrality policies make to The Planet's climate?
 A: A few people not peeing in the swimming pool will make not the slightest difference if there are Chinese, Indian & other main sewers emptying in to it.
Prime monster admits NHS has been broken by trade unions & snivel servants with a pro-Labour agenda. No one even slightly surprised.
The government is forcing vehicle manufacturers to build 'green' vehicles which no one wants to buy. To be parked alongside the millions of dinghies which brought illegals over from France?
More quality depletion
 Ofsted is cancelling one-word ratings for schools in response to a survey which found that parents prefer them and find them a useful quick guide to doing further research.
The Blob and Labour meddling for the sake of it are getting a booting for this as all it does is allow Blobists to abandon fact-based ratings & hide failing schools under a shroud of obfuscation to protect the jobs of UseLEZ members of teaching unions. No one surprised.
A good way to bug Wee Burney Sturgeon, should she ever show her face in public, would be to ask her how her plan to become the first leader of an independent Scotland is getting on.
  The chances of seeing a GP; other than a chance meeting in a supermarket; if you can manage to get an appointment at your local health centre, are currently 50:50 and falling.
Practice nurses and Pretend Physicians are now the new normal.
Is anything happening about the 43 species of Britisch birds which, the Xperts were claiming years & years ago, Milipede wind farms will drive into Xtinction?
Israel's invasion of Palestinian territories continues with a 17% increase in illegal encampments & hundreds of killings by heavily armed encampers.
20% of private sector schools will be gone by 2027 as a result of the O'Tooligan hate campaign against them.
Yap from Pixie Balls, no action on illegals on offer. No one surprised.
How does the coldest summer since 2015 square with the gorbal warmage fraud?
That wibble about the state pension going up by £900 this year is another Thievin lie from a member of our wonderful Labour Cabinet. End of.
Clothes horse E. Macpherson has outraged cancer specialists by treating her own affliction by non-medical means and achieving a state of remission.
Schmustice
Jurors in a Lucy Letby trial were misled by being told to take literally, a 'confession', which was a product of advice from stress counsellors to write down her views of how she was being portrayed rather than an actual confession.
Criminal prosecutions over the Grenfell Tower deaths are not likely until after all potential defendants are dead.
Did we really need to have over a billion quid of our dosh blown on being told the deaths were avoidable?
And wot about the climate criminals who were behind the cladding scam? They get away with it?
Buckets of 'not me, Guv' from the politicians when they pontificated about the GT report in the Commons. Some wibble about justice from Bier, nothing in the way of follow-up on the cards. Not a word about the billions down the drain of the 'inquiry'. No one surprised.
On it goes, the lie-fest
Edstone Milipede is doubling subsidies for occasional power sources. So if your bill is up 50 quid instead of down 300, that's why. And if Bier O'Tool tells you non-carbon electricity will be cheaper than what we have now, he's lying again.
Milipede is also sabotaging a plan for an always-on nuclear power station on Anglesea for no sensible reason.
Let us hope all the O'Tooligans who keep lying to us are the first customers when the Chinese unleash another plague on us.
Q: What do you get when you're hauled into court for five years of stealing from shops and doing a runner from eateries if you claim you were once a lawyer, even if you weren't?
A: Away with it.
Quack Hole
Thievin & a gang of other O'Tooligans are on course for an entry in the Guinness Book of Records after deploying the lie about the black hole in the Office for Budgie Responsibilities' accounts 23 times in one hour of grilling by MPs of other parties in the Commons.
At ishue is the reality of a 'defect' which wasn't visible to them when Thievin & Bier were hurling ten times the stolen pensioner WFA @ mates in the public sector.
 Labour predicts a Reeves death toll of 4,000 this winter.
What is her target for next year?
We should be told.
Today’s Prayer
"Hey, God, when you have a minute, please give Smarmer, Thievin & all the other MPs who voted to cancel the WFA something nasty. The Curse of Kalitaren would be good. Ta."
Our fantastic Labour government is costing the country BILLIONs by taking over hotels as parking places for criminals booted out of gaol early.
Stealing their Winter Fuel Allowance is the single biggest attack on pensioners in a generation. That's Labour's own description of it.
Thanks to the bought & paid-forness of the O'Tooligans, every tin-pot public sector trade union is now demanding a bumper pay rise. Even more pain for pensioners on the way?
Scrapping oil & gas production here will cost the UK £13 BILLION, which brings the O'Tool deficit to a nice, round . .
£180,000,000,000.
O'Tool's endless weasel gush about why he stashed the Thatcher portrait was pathetic. And how typical of the man.
Q: If many a niggle makes a nuggle, what does many a nuggle make?
A: Annoyance worthy of the death penalty?
Esso petrol 136.9p/litre in Romiley.
Esso diesel 139.9p/litre.
Q: Are we bovvered about today being Friday the 13th?
A: Nope. Every day is Friday the 13th with the O'Tooligans around.
  Back during the dark days of the Chinese plague at its worst, boffins are beavering away on a gadget to spot a liar who was unable to control giveaway changes in voice pitch, volume and delivery speed.
A separate gang of boffins was also trying to do the reverse; to find out if politicians ever tell the truth.
 There has been a certain loss of momentum recently as everyone has found that a Labour MP with its gob open is lying its arse off.
Stop Lower-Back Pain Permanently!
Some lying bastard is being a pain in your backside?
Let Romiley Assassins bring you lasting relief
we're on the DarkWeb—if you know where to look
Q: Is a billionaire doing a space float outside a SpaceX capsule in orbit a Big Deal?
A: Nope.
Q: Can you actually ‘walk in space'?
A: As there is no solid surface with a gravitational pull, the concept is absurd. All you can do is float or zoom around a bit with a jet pack. Walking is deferably off the agenda. Even if you are a billionaire space tourist.
  Have we forgotten that the Gulf Stream is supposed to be switching itself off @ the end of this century & the no-carbon crap will be UseLEZ for keeping the lights on and humans warm? Sure looks like it.
Labour's pre-election denial that a British investment ISA allowance of £5K would be scrapped has turned out to be just another lying bastard lie.
Something worth repeating: The cancel culture should be interpreted in terms of the sort of culture that grows in a laboratory petri dish or on mouldy bread.
Revived Wisdom:The Scots have to have either the SNP or Labour in charge of their de-evolved government because they are unable to cope with competent politicians running their lives.
The Labour research which predicted that Thievin's winter fuel betrayal will kill 4,000 pensioners kept quiet about the cost to the NHS of this happening, which will be twice the amount stolen.
“Dearer green energy on top of less cash for pensioners equals a boom time for the funeral industry.” Red Undaunt
A sensible investment for all those with elderly relatives before the winter rush begins
The Thieven Special is a logical choice.
Romiley Arrangements, 101c Riverside Drive
We should be told
Our wonderful Labour government is planning to kill 4,000 pensioners this winter. Have there been any leaks of the plan for next winter? Or is Thievin Reeves still working hard to come up with something even more vile than stealing their Winter Fuel Allowance to wipe out even more pensioners than this year's score?
It's perfectly okay for the Germans to put unwanted migrants in facilities in Rwanda that we paid for. As long as they pay us for the privilege.
 "The NHS must reform or die," sez Smarmer.
Which means what?
He's not capable of fixing it himself so if the bozos in charge can't get the job done, it's curtains for the NHS.
And sod all those who are dependent on what it can manage to offer, no matter how paltry & disorganized.
Bier O'Tool is going to save the NHS by banning junk food advertising on TV. That's how serious he is about this ishue. Not.
“No doubt our beery lawyer leader will order a public inquiry to come up with a definition of junk food for his no advertising on TV plan. An ‘inquiry' which will blow a couple of billion quid on twatting about for 5 years.” Dosh McGosh
Labour's persistent anti-Britisch attitude & tax grab plans have HALTED economic growth here. No one Surprised.
Sherie gets relevant again
“Bollocks to Barnier, the new french prime monster, is another EuroQuisling like Bier. Rats up the same drainpipe doing more stitching in the direction of up.” Noah Klass
“Bollocks is a 'solid frenchman'? That would be solid as between the ears?” Lee Kyi Tap
 “Edstone Milipede wants everyone to forget his pre-election lie that he would cut energy bills by £300. No one surprised.” Des Perado
“So that's £600 the O'Tooligan scum owe pensioners now? No one surprised?” Cocco Van
“If Wee Streeting isn't happy about stealing the WFA from pensioners, why doesn't the S.O.B. resign? Or is he too unprincipled to do it on a point of principle? Or is he unaware of that concept?” Smor Gasboard
Q: Will replacing the last of the hereditary peers in the House of Fraud with Labour cronies achieve anything worthwhile?
A: It's the sort of notion that needs 3 barrels of BIER to drown all doubts about it.
Q: What do you call a project involving a major Labour specs donor picking crony candidates for top snivel service jobs?
A: Operation Integrity.
[Yes, really. Ed.]
Q: How does this square with the O'Tool guarantee in opposition of having a total crackdown on cronyism?
A: Silence.
The Argonauts zoomed to Vancouver in skinny Week 15
The Argo opener went to a long FG in the 5th minute. More rushing by Carey & QB Kelly, another long FG, 6-0. The Lions had to punt and the kick was returned to their 15! Just a FG from it, 9-0.
The BC Lions woke up, FG 6 minutes in to Q2, 9-3. One for the Argos in the 11th minute, 12-3. The Lions had to make 2nd & 17 on the way to recovering their own fumble at the TA 5, TD by QB Rourke, 12-10. Which left time for the Argos to score one! 19-10 at half time.
The Argos kicked a FG 4 minutes in to Q3, 22-10. 2nd & goal in the 13th minute, TD for Kelly, 29-11. Add a FG 5 minutes in to Q4, 32-11. The Lions managed a TD in the 14th minute, 32-17, and that was it.
 The Royal Navy isn't causing gorbal warmage as most of our warships are parked @ a base somewhere, either for a refit/repairs or just parked.
 First class stamps are going up 30p to £1.60 'coz customers are no longer using the service. Second class post remains @ 85p.
Bier O'Tool has admitted that the Green Belt will have to become history with some of his 5 million new homes o'bliterating it.
The nation's legal trade is in mourning over lost dosh. The Can't Prosecute Service has given up all hope of getting its mitts on Hollywood mogul H. Wheensteen. The Yankee legal system has claimed him as its Xclusive property.
The O'Tooligans will make eviction of vexatious tenants who won't pay up impossible. Because they can.
6 more UN aid staff killed in Gaza by Israeli bombing during the week.
The reapers who never change their spots
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 The Foreign Office would have us believe that Putinstan's claim that 6 Britisch diplomats based in Moskva are spies is a lie. But as Labour stooges do nothing but lie themselves, the story is not being believed!
Asian grooming gangs are allowed to get away with it, ignored by the police & news channels like the BierBC. All part of the diversity agenda?
The Green party is cancelling members who don't buy the transpicater agenda, reinforcing its irrelevance to real life.
O'Tool skives off to the USA to chat to Creaky Joe. Nothing comes of it. No one surprised.
Massage the numbers shamelessly
How much, we wonder, is the introduction of things like apricots, (water)melons, grapes, figs, etc. to gardens in the south of England due to using varieties which can handle our climate rather than gorbal warmage? Strange how we never get any numbers for that.
 Who bought O'Tool's 3-grand Siberian kitten for him?
We should be told.
 “Is this the same O'Tool who lied to his kids & told them they'd be getting a puppy?” H.T.S.
The TigerCats hosted the RedBlacks in skinny Week 15
The Cats' opener went to a FG. DPI gave the RBs a boost but the Cats recovered a fumble; only to punt. The RBs kicked a FG after 9 minutes, 3-all.
A fumble gave the ball to the RBs, who punted and saw the kick returned 83 yards for a TD and 3-10. Mitchell was picked in the RB end zone 2 minutes in to Q2. The RBs couldn't make a 3rd & 1. FGs for both teams, 6-13. A FG try by the Cats missed for a single with a couple of minutes to half time. 74 yards for a TD by Dunbar, 6-21.
Another FG miss, another single for the TC. A pick by the Cats went to another TC TD, 6-29. The RBs managed a TD 3 minutes in to Q4, 13-29. Back for another after 8 minutes, +2, 21-29. A 15-yard run by Bell gave the TC a TD, +2, 21-37. And that's how it finished.
The Notional Truss is shooting itself in the foot again by moving the menu in its eateries to vegan gunk & driving away custom.
Behind the scam is a notion that doing away with farmland used for raising cattle & sheep will allow carbon capture scams on a monumental scale. Which is an ocean of bullshit as nothing done here has the slightest effect on the global carbon cycle. But it's the sort of non-scientific gloop devoured by Those People.
Q: You buy your 14-year-old kid an automatic rifle, which he used to kill two teachers and two pupils at his school. What do you get?
A: Threatened with 188 years in gaol, which is BS as no one lives that long.
“Italian boffins have found that eating dark chocolate does wonders for the health of your retinas & your eyesight. Is this why the dark Essentials bars are often not there with the milk & white chocolate in our local Aldi?” Al Bertall
Why are Romiley's pavements lined with straggles of weeds? It's the policy of the Trivials on Stockport council and elsewhere to encourage them.
“Probably so they can make BS claims about carbon capture.”
Bunker Philosophy
Far from growing the economy, Bier O'Tool's DoomBuggery has put recruitment on hold to frustrate Labour's Budget jobs-tax plan to raise employer National Insurance and halting investment by driving the cash abroad.
When it comes to screw, up is the only direction Labour can go.
The Alouettes in Calgary to close skinny Week 15
The Als fumbled away their opener, the Stampeders scored a TD. Another fumble, just a FG this time, 0-10. A CS attempt to punt close to their goal line at the start of Q2 was blocked and gave the Als a TD? Nope, roughing the kicker, CS ball.
The Als went over 50 yards to the CS 3, Fajardo took the ball in himself for a TD after 3 minutes of Q2, 7-10. The Stamps reached the MA 2 but fumbled the ball away! A sack stopped the Als.
The Stamps got close in Q3 but they were held to a FG with 3 minutes left, 7-13. The Als were sacked to a long FG in the last seconds of Q3, 10-13. A try by the Stamps hit the upright. The Als were sacked to a punt. Another CS FG try in the 14th minute missed and was returned. The Als were able to kick a FG @ 0:00 for 13-all and overtime.
The Als were held to a FG. one for the Stamps. Another FG for the Stamps. Snap. 19-all and a tie.
 When in doubt, multiply the BS
Met Assistant Commish M. Twist would have us believe Two-Bier policing doesn't go on. There are many more tiers than that, he claims.
Sadly, most of them belong to the spectrum of those which bogeys feel entitled to ignore.
More about The Way Ahead
Deaths due to cancers will rise by 17% over a 5-year Labour government term compared with the previous 5 years.
Fewer customers, taxes even higher. It's the O'Tool way.
Q: How do you tell that someone might be Xtremely very rich?
A: He'll be wearing battered jeans with one knee ripped gapingly open, which is done if you are T. to the power of W.A.T.
Comrades—you talk the talk, now walk the walk!
If you are one, get the shoes to go with it!
R-soles are cheap today!
Smarmer than yesterday!
Romiley FootWear, 62d Riverside Drive
 The Tool of the Month Award just has to go Lord Watts (Labour, what else), who is claiming that the BierBC needs its impartiality investigated as it's wall-to-wall Tories with not a Labour luvvie in sight.
“Like Nicro Binbag and that prize tool gbl?” Tem S'v
“He's deferably terminally doshan of the blida sort.” Noss Feratu
Today’s Question:
Does a spectator have to be wearing specs?
Gushes of Bilge, Chaos & Brown Holes
Why do the O'Tooligans tell such pathetic & obvious lies? Especially that clown Thievin. Is there some competition in the background for coming up with the most limp & incredible lie imaginable? And an award for the greatest number of repetitions?
 Q: If Thievin Reeves were to win a vote of no confidence, would that confirm that no one has any confidence in her?
A: Sounds reasonable.
Tedious is as tedious does
The trouble with Labour's favourite lies is that most of them are old enuff now to have an ankle-length white beard and people just groan when they hear them.
Today’s Homily:
If Bier Smarmer had a scrap of integrity, he'd resign over all the lies he's told. But if he has Nett Zero integrity, it's okay for him to klingon and stay put. Such is the logic of politics.
[Originally said about Wee Sterney Burgeon. Ed.]
Week 2 and the Indianapolis Colts went to Green Bay
The Pack were held to a long FG. They were back for a TD after 12 minutes, 0-10. A drive by the Colts ended in a pick. A play from the IC 5 in Q2 ended in a fumble, Colts' ball. Groan. Lots of defence.
Another FG for GB in the 7th minute of Q3, 0-13. The Colts kicked a FG after 10 minutes, 3-13. Another try in Q4 went wide. One for the Pack after 4 minutes scored, 3-16. A pick stopped the Colts. Another GB FG try missed, 4 minutes to go. A TD in the 14th minute gave the Colts some hope but no on-side kick to them. 10-16. The Colts got another try but their throw as far as you can was picked off by the Packers at 0:00.
 Today’s Other Question:
Do Romiley's once new & black lamp posts become de-rachelized, lose their slavery connections & become socially acceptable when the green mould on them covers up the sinful blackness?
 Exposed for what they are?
Migrant charities are being outed as front organizations for the people-smuggling gangs. And they must accept the blame for Channel drownings if they encourage migrants by giving them an idiot's guide on how to game the system in the UK after arriving here illegally.
“If the invaders really are asylum seekers, why are they not making a claim in France, which is a safe country, and why are the alleged charities not helping them to do this? Every omission tells its own story.” T.A. Vern
“Any danger of the trade unions that are supposed to be up in arms over the theft of the Winter Fuel Allowance cutting off their bungs to the Labour party to show real disapproval? No? Just talk?” A.L.M.
TV news is now at level pegging with online news sources, a survey has found. But its content is more trusted than what passes for news in the libel lounges.
Online news sources have the convenience of direct access to items of interest rather than a wait to find out if a TV station finds something worthy of a report.
The Corbynistas are claiming most of the O'Tool agenda as stuff that was in their 2017 & 2019 election manifestos. But they are taking great pains to distance themselves from the WFA theft and the O'Tool plan to kill 4,000 pensioners/year for the next 5 years.
Sherie boots those who get cute
“Bier claims he doesn't like people, or pictures, looking down on him when he's working. Or is it that he doesn't like people seeing he's actually skiving about on the interweb when he claims he's working?” Paro Littik
“What a shame God didn't have a long lie in on the day when She was scheduled to create the Labour party.” Al Q'atraz
“Isn't it great, being O'Tooligans? You claim your mission is to grow the economy, and when you wreck it, you invent some numbers and lie your head off.” Hral Vaxt
“Smarmer is going to turn the NHS around without starting with crap like the diversity scam? He's having a giraffe. Either that or he's totally clueless. Or both.” Vera Cross
Today’s Question:
Current Vice-Pres. of the Untied States and candidate for the next rung up, Kamel Harrisment, has a record of being a proven mediocrity & an incompetent lightweight.
Which Britisch prime monster does that put you in mind of?
Bad News For Bier
Britain's debt is not due to mismanagement by the Tories, an honest survey has revealed. It's due to a combination of Gordon F. Broon letting the banks go bust, the Chinese plague and Putrid the Poisoner's attack on Ukraine.
And the Bier Brown Hole is all down to him & Thievin throwing cash at trade union mates. And bogging up by the Bonk of England on interest rates.
Today’s Other Question:
Was this Huv Edwards guy, who's just been handed a ‘don't go to gaol' card by the courts, really an essential national treasure? Or is that just even more self-serving propaganda from the BierBC?
Esso petrol 134.9p/litre in Romiley.
Esso diesel 138.9p/litre.
Smartitude: A pertinent question for our local MP, L. Smart, to ask Thievin went off by email yesterday. Will anything come of it? Who knows.
Bier Bigs It Up in Italy
 Labour's skivers' charter will kill off any prospect of economic growth. No one surprised.
Bier O'Tool, our wonderful prime monster, is very upset over the Tory revelation of his plan to take us back to the Dark Ages of the 1970s.
Following the collapse of previous attempts to stitch up Hollywood mogul H. Weensteen by over-egging, what passes for a legal system in the Untied States is busy doing more confecting.
 Surprise! The Office for Budgie Responsibility is now making a bog of everything it is supposed to be doing. Trying to apply Nett Zero lunacy is getting the blame.
Smarmer sez no more cash for the NHS. Another lie. Wot about the 22% for the Jr.Dox?
The latest O'Tooligan abuse is an attempt to ban non-Labour MPs from working for TV & print media.
You’re a Labour crony donor and you want a top snivel service or O'Tool back-office job?
What you need is a Smarmer Stair Lift to get you past
all the non-donors with talents you can't offer.
Our expensive range caters for ALL ambitions!
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Bier O'Tool had a stellar legal career? Really? Do you see that brown dwarf star just to the left of Arcturus? No? Well, of course you don't. It's too dim to be seen even with a powerful telescope. Like O'Tool's legal career.
 An essential part of the Thievin Plan to kill 4,000 pensioners this winter is foot-dragging @ the DWP to prevent those making a claim for benefits from actually getting on the books and qualifying for the Winter Fuel Allowance.
Wot lotz of people are thinking but not actually saying or putting on the interweb is: "Hope the Thievin 4,000 all voted Labour." Which would be some actual cosmic irony.
 Today’s Message:
Do not steal. This government really hates competition.
Today’s Discussion Topic:
Only idleness and stupidity stop them from becoming a complete idiot.
Which government minister is this said about most often?
The more scrutiny it gets, the more the O'Tool £22 BILLION Brown Hole is confirmed as a lie. But still Labour stooges trot it out.
Cue an Xtra long chorus of:
"Lying bastards!" clap-clap, clap, CLAP, clap.
The O'Tooligan amnesty for Labour-voting criminals will give 24,000 of them early release over a full year.
More Two-Bier Justice
The sinister Sugar Ray is the chief suspect for an attempt to cause disorder in Ulster by blowing more millions on a public inquiry into the death of a Republican lawyer when there is no hope of getting the full story.
Labour stooges @ the Ministry of Justice are claiming that they inherited a system in a state of collapse. What they are not saying is that the collapse was engineered by looney left lawyers & judges.
Libel lounge comments had to be switched off when what was supposed to be a bronze of Queen Elizabeth was put on show in Antrim Castle Gardens.
The corkscrew is something else that is destined to become a museum piece. Using one to remove the cork from, say, a wine bottle is too technical for the up & coming generations to grasp.
The King Kong of weight loss drugs is to be banned as it is 40% more effective on fat women than fat men—and its use is a clear breach of equality laws.
 Xtended O'Tooligan pensions scam. The government knows that 780,000 pensioners who are entitled to the allowance will have their WFA stolen. As a result. the Thievin Death Toll has been amended to 4,312 for this winter.
The TDT may well be incorporated into the coming Assisted Dying Rules as a means of trying to conceal it from view.
What we have now is a Schrödinger's NHS. It is both the envy of the world, according to Those People, and also @ death's door.
More of The Usual
Bier O'Tool is denying that he's hiding the government impact analysis of the number of excess deaths stealing the WFA from pensioners will cause. No one surprised.
 Meanwhile, Thievin Reeves has used the WFA stolen from 13 pensioners to heat her constituency home in Leeds.
Q: What do you get when builders start work on a super-basement under a pair of Victorian semis in Richmond, Surrey, which used to be worth £2.2 million?
A: A pile of rubble.
M.B.E.**
O'Tool should be in trouble for failing to declare clothing gifts to his wife which cost Lord Alli thousands of quids, but he's being allowed to get away with it by the Parliamentary Standards mob. No one surprised.
[**Monster Bung Extravaganza, Ed.]
“What is a peer doing buying clobber for a PM's missus? Are we in danger of running out of sleaze at the rate the O'Tooligans are using it up and having to import some from the EFU?” Gorrie Zontal
“He's a whole herd of hippocrites.” Simon Enemy
“No moral compass, but then he's a lawyer.” Giva Ninch
“Bought & paid for. Why isn't O'Tool, or even his wife, paying for their clobber? Are they trying to plead poverty or some sort of entitlement?” Mat Tancoq
According to an article in the Daily Disaster by a bloke who's chosen to live in France, the health care system there is all about care rather than managers. Which means that when Bier O'Tool has finished buggering about with the NHS, it will look nothing like the French system and the state of collapse will be terminal.
Turn about? Not going to happen!
Bier Smarmer reckons the SNP should be honest about the mess they've made of Scotland's finances. Which just invites First Meenister J. Swinney to say: "After you, mate. After you've been honest about all the Brown Hole lies you've told about the UK's finances."
“Let's face it, O'Tool is just your basic bog standard nasty bastard and clueless chump.” Magna Mopus
The Israeli Death Force has been forced to admit that some of the prisoners held by the Hamas are probably being killed by its bombings.
They are always at it
Was it cynical or prescient for observant people to notice 3 years ago that there was a mob hard at work to confect a ‘lost covid generation' to give themselves a cash-fest with both fists in the public purse?
Sugar Ray has a higher salary than Bier O'Tool; but she has to buy her own clothes & specs. Or does she?
“Obviously knows where lotz of bodies are buried.” S. Inister
Fair Play, Turn About, and all that
How ironic that the policing minister should have her handbag stolen @ a conference of senior coppers, who have turned a blind eye to theft of all sorts after being corrupted by New Labour.
“The Universe booting her up the backside for doing a routine whinge against the Tories for the coppers instead of anything useful?” Perry Stupnik
 London's Sadgeek mayor (Labour) wants ungaoled criminals to rush to the top of council housing lists, just like illegal immigrants. Two more fingers waved at law-abiding Britisch people.
Importing low-paid, Labour-voting migrants costs the taxpayer £150,000 per head.
Our Foreign Sec., O'Tool's mate Dippy Dave, has confirmed his idiot status by demanding a taxpayer funded clothing allowance for Bier & his missus.
Esso petrol 133.9p/litre in Romiley.
Esso diesel 138.9p/litre.
Labour told to grow up
The Office for Budgie Responsibility has booted Bier O'Tool up the bum over his lies about a concealed Brown Hole in the nation's accounts.
And a former Bank of England chief economist, now free to tell the truth, has booted Thievin up her bum for talking the economy down with her lies, which sabotage economic growth.
No one will invest & grow a business if Thievin taxes o'bliterate all prospect of a decent return.
Edinburgh Rape Crisis Centre is getting a booting for putting a transpicater bloke in charge to pursue a transpicater agenda & fail to protect women-only spaces. No one surprised.
Bier O’Tool's message on the WFA theft: "It was a difficult decision but members of trade unions which fund the Labour party need the money more than pensioners."
We're hearing an awful lot about A.I. these days. Does that mean the traditional method of reproduction is too technical for up & coming generations to grasp and we will have to rely on Artificial Insemination by machines to keep the human race going?
Sherie does a theme; Krooked Kier’s Alligate shame
“Wot sort of impression does our prime monster create when he swans off to meet some foreign leader wearing a suit the smarmy bastard didn't pay for?” D’Oily Pardon
“I'm backing Britain . . . off a bloody cliff.” Dan Glers
“Things to say to the prime monster: ‘Is that a charity shop job, Bier?'” Splatny Kraposhch
“It's certainly a cute way of going after a pay rise, pretending you can't afford clothes for yourself and your wife.” Grav Itas
“Does he wear Alli pants and an Alli T-shirt under the top dressing?” O. Vreer
“No surprise that the SoB is doing a ‘not me, Guv' over the whole sordid not declaring the presents affair.” Dai O'Bolical
“There's no way the bastard can claim he doesn't know the rules for declaring gifts if he was bashing President Boris with them 3 years ago. Well, without lying his head off. Which is what he does all the time. So we're in no one surprised territory.” Zuta Lors
 Those People screwing up yet again
Having a too-close relationship with the transpicater lobby helped the Office for Notional Sadistics to make a bog of the latest national census.
A curiosity which remains unexplained is why people who have Englisch as a second language would be 4 times more likely to tick the transpicater box than someone with Englisch as their first language.
Predictably, the BierBC is overloaded with on-screen transpicaters, even based on the inflated & discredited ONS statistic.
Esso petrol 132.9p/litre in Romiley.
Esso diesel 137.9p/litre.
 What is he up to now?
O'Tool reckons he's going to introduce a water tax for everywhere to bail out Thames Water, which has been driven toward bankruptcy by diverting vast amounts of dosh to foreign shareholders & the management.
Which raises the obvious question of how many shares does O'Tool have in Thames Water or how many pair of specs and outfits does he hope to get out of this latest scam? Mainly because his record in office, short as it is, tells us not to trust him even a tenth of an inch.
The TigerCats took a trip to T’ronno on Friday Nite
The Argonaut opener went to a FG. Same for the Cats in the 10th minute, 3-all. A pick in Q2 gave the Cats a short field, A penalty on the Argos helped them to a TD, 10-3. The Argos reached the TC 3, on to a TD and 10-all. A punt gave the Cats a rouge.
The Argos got to scoring range as the half ran out, TD in the 14th minute, +2, 11-18. More than enough time for the Cats to lose a TD to a penalty and kick a FG to close the half at 14-18.
A pylon dive in the 5th minute didn't get a TD in Q3 but the Cats went on to one anyway, 21-18. They were stopped on a 3rd & 1 & goal but the Argos had jumped offside! Just a FG, 24-18. One for the Argos in the 2nd minute of Q4, 24-21. The Cats were sacked to a FG and 27-21. The Argos did a Charge! from the TC 1, 27-28.
A FG with 2 minutes left put Hamilton 30-28 up. One for the Argos with a minute left, 30-31. A 47 yard FG gave the Cats a 33-31 walk-off win.
 1. The woke looney left wonks @ the Ministry of Defence have ruled that violent names cannot be used for military Xercises. No more ‘Zap the Bastards', just stuff like ‘Operation Be Nice'. Cute.
2. Shirk @ Home increases productivity, sez Labour. How does that apply to over-paid train drivers? Silence.
Q: Is there anything more fraudulent than Labour slapping itself on the back over its ‘clean' energy scams, which will achieve Nett bloody Zero climatewise?
A: You would deferably be hard-pushed to find anything. We're in crocodile tears over the WFA theft territory.
“Will Thievin stick 4,320 new outfits on her parliamentary Xpenses in case she's invited to the funerals of all the pensioners she's going to kill over the winter?” Tan Jibble
Then orf to chilly Calgary for the RoughRiders
The Stampeders set up for 2nd & 1 @ their 41, cue a 69-yard TD dash by Stevens! The PAT missed! 0-6. A Charge! from the CS 1 gave the Riders a 7-6 lead. Add a FG after 10 minutes, 10-6.
Paredes managed a FG, 10-9. The Riders reached the CS 2, TD, 17-9. The Riders closed the half with a Charge! from the CS 1 for a TD, 24-9.
Offside by the Riders helped the Stamps to a TD in Q3, 24-16. Shaker Baker with a TD for the Riders after 10 minutes, 31-16. The Stamps drove to a TD in Q4, 31-23. The Riders were held to a FG, 34-23. Maier scrambled to the RR 2, TD, sack & no +2, 34-29.
Roughing the kicker turned a CS punt into a 1st down. On to a FG and 37-29. A pick with 1:17 left sealed the deal for the Riders.
 Due for a revival?
Despite a black plague mask, really notorious people attending a court can still be identified from photographs. People in Sweden started using personal isolation modules in 2021 when the Chinese plague surged. Could the idea be revived here to frustrate the meeja outside court buildings here?
Half a million millionaires & their assets will be gone from Britain by 2028 thanks to the O'Tooligans.
More Labour whinges
Larry, the official Downing Street mouser, has upset some of the new O'Tooligan minsters by choosing to be somewhere else when they wanted pictures of their miserable self with the much more famous cat.
 Which is the more important bit of the news?
1. Ancient sex allegations against M. Fayed of Harrods?
2. Israel's army letting itself be photographed tossing dead Palestinians off a roof to splat in the street below?
No prizes for spotting which the BierBC chose.
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Insincerity to the max
Edstone Milipede is getting a good booting for pretending to be disappointed by the closure of Scotland's last oil refinery in Grangemouth.
The Labour impact assessment on the WFA theft is too terrible to publish. That's the only conclusion possible from all the obfuscation we're getting from Bier O'Tool.
Did this year's assessment up the ante to 6,000 dead pensioners if it's a cold winter; or even more? And that's why O'Tool is stalling? Sounds entirely possible.
The Alouettes in the nation’s capital on Saturday Nite
The RedBlacks had good field position after the Als punted but a pick gave the visitors a TD after 5 minutes! Another pick, nowt from it. A short FG put the RBs at 7-3 in the 14th minute.
A punt gave the Als a rouge in Q2. A penalty on the RBs got the Als close, on to a TD, The PAT try missed, 14-3. Another bomb pass from Fajardo got the Als to 1st & goal, FG, 17-3. The RBs managed a FG, 17-6. One from the Als to close the half at 20-6.
A rouge from a punt for the Als in Q3. The RBs got to scoring range, TD, 21-12. Another FG for the Als, 24-12. The RBs blew up on a 3rd down in long FG range in Q4. No more scoring.
The O'Tooligans have been embarrassed into booting into touch, a Sugar Ray plan to blow £310 MILLION on a derelict football stadium in Belfast. Especially with £400 MILLION a more realistic guess at the true cost of the scam.
Bier O'Tool is now claiming Sugar Ray was never involved. No one believes this lie, either.
 Biery U-Turn on Freebies
 Freebie O'Tool & Lady Sponger have been shamed into not hoovering up donored clothes. What about the rest of it, though?
Sugar Ray is getting the blame for a 26-point rise in Bier O'Tool's disapproval rating. As 100 pensioners lost their WFA to pay for the salary hike that she awarded to herself, she is now more hated than Bier, which takes some doing.
 The O'Tooligans @ the Home Office are being transparent by refusing to say if they asked Rwanda for a £290 MILLION refund after cancelling the migrant Xport plan and were told to fucq off.
The Blue Bombers visited the Edmonton Antlers
The BB started with a long FG. A fumble by the Ants gave the ball to the visitors. A 53-yard FG try hit the upright.
A pick by the BB was matched by one by the Ants to close Q1. The Ants went out on downs in the 7th minute of Q2. Punt by the BB. The Ants got close; fumble to the BB, nothing from it.
In Q3, the Bombers went in for a TD after 5 minutes, 10-0. A flea-flicker play gave the Antlers a TD! 10-7. A FG try by Castillo after 13 minutes hit the post again. Bede scored for the Ants, 10-all. Ford picked again in Q4. On to a TD, 17-10. A FG try by the BB with 2 minutes left went through, 20-10. DPI helped Olivera to another TD, 27-10. The Ants managed a cosmetic FG and a rouge from the kick off, 27-14 final.
More ignoring the national interest
The judge who grotted over a new coal mine in Cumbria is also being booted for falling for spurious climate claims & ignoring the mine's irrelevance in the context of all the coal mining going on abroad.
More politics from the legal trade rather than elected politicians. And further ignoring of the reality that the coal will have to be imported instead of being a product of new jobs created here. That's how much sense the decision makes.
Charities all over the country face closure as donations from businesses dry up due to Labour's assaults on profitability & growth.
Israeli Death Force claims kills of 16 Hezbollah fighters in Lebanon. Tries to keep quiet about 15 other locals who were just collateral damage.
The way forward
The story that illegals from Haiti are eating pet cats in Springfield, Ohio, has usual suspects complaining about the willingness of some people to bend the facts to suit themselves.
Okay, let's make it a capital offence. Which will ensure that we don't hear another peep out of the O'Tooligans as well as Creaky Joe & his gang.
1. The hospitality sector is Xpected to curl up & die if Smarmer's Army fails to get a grip on business rates. No more pubs & eateries, just crazy galoots on e-bikes delivering stuff. And the O'Tool Brown Hole dug even deeper.
2. Health Sec. Wee Streeting sez caving in to pay demands from Jr.Dox is just Labour's first step toward wrecking the NHS even more.
Our miniature apology for a Health Sec., Wee Streeting, Xpects 4.3 million people of working age to be off sick, mainly with imaginary conditions, by 2029.
A school ‘somewhere in Scotland' has created a condition it is calling species dysphoria to allow a schoolkid to identify as a wolf rather than a ‘uman bean. An Xpert neuropsychologist has dismissed the invention as a load of old bollocks. No one surprised.
Our apology for a Foreign Sec., Dippy Dave, is reported to be having little success with his campaign to make the F.O. a bisexuals only club.
87% of motorists have no intention of buying an overpriced electric car, which is a mobile bomb when the battery is fully charged.
Welfare cuts of £15 BILLION will be needed in the upcoming budget to fund the pay deals handed to Labour's trade union paymasters.
The Green Bay Packers visited the Titans
The Packers zoomed to a TD run by QB Willis. The Titans took a lot longer to level the scores with their opener, 7-all. Willis did some more rushing, FG, 10-7. A pick at the start of the Titans' drive gave GB another TD, 17-7.
In Q2, lots of defence and the Pack were held to a FG in the last minute, 20-7. The Titans were sent out on downs in Q3. Wilson with a convoy to the end zone, 27-7. The Titans managed a TD after 10 minutes, 27-14.
The Titans lost the ball when Levis was sacked in the last minute of Q3. The Pack had to punt in Q4. Levis sacked again. And again. A 47-yard FG for the pack, 30-14. Levis picked off. No more scoring.
Q: If there is prostitution, there must also be antistitution. What the hell is stitution?
A: The Latin derivation is pro (before) and statuere (to place). Anti is derived from Greek, not Latin, and inapplicable. The opposite you require would begin with the Latin for either after (post) or behind (pone), depending on how ‘before' is interpreted.
Q: What do you get if you give the Jr.Dox a 22.3% pay rise?
A: The bastards threatening to go back on strike if they don't get 26.7% next year.
Today’s Wisdom:
The main characteristic of the bog-standard, po-faced lefty nasty bastard is the total lack of a sense of humour.
60% of the pensioners from whom the WFA was stolen have a Labour MP. Not much doorstepping going on there!
Yet more of it
The O'Tool claim that he doesn't want to tell people how to live their lives is just another of his lies. He has gangs of minions inventing new pettifogging regulations about everybloodything.
Bier's Freebies add up to 120 grand over the last 5 years and he's No. 1 in the ranks of grabbing MPs.
“Being a toolmaker's son would make it easy for Bier to snaffle even stuff that's nailed down!” A. Spire
 The fast food industry is striking back with a study that shows noshing different sorts of it counters the trend to type 2 diabetes caused by ultraprocessing.
In rachelist Wales, no free transport for kids going to schools where English is spoken, only for kids going to Welsh language schools. Even if that's illegal.
Angular Robot is getting a booting for hiring a personal vanity photographer at a cost to the taxpayer of £68K. The basturd.
R. Nemic Premic & Premix Chempers
Can you afford to be without them?
Not even if you're the offspring of a tool-maker.
rush to Romiley Chemper Essentials, 64b Riverside Drive
One squirrel, which sneaks aboard a train without buying a ticket and refuses to get off, can bring the whole of the Great Western Railway to a rush hour halt.
 More mass Xtinction stuff
We keep on being are invited to be horrified & terrified by the fact that zillions of microparticles of plastic are surging around the world and ending up everywhere. In bitz of the brain closest to the nasal intake, the latest study has found.
But, as ever, we're still waiting for solid evidence that they do anything different to the zillions of tiny bits of soil, rock, animals & plants, which have been in circulation forever.
Labour is trying to spread the blame for the O'Tool wardrobe scandal by dumping some of it on Lord Mandelsleaze.
Part of the price of the make-over was Bier shedding a tone of fat cat fatness.
Labour Conference: Thievin Reeves promises no relief from austerity and no danger of honest government.
Labour's lower ranks of SPADs** are up in arms over being forced to take a pay cut to fund Sugar Ray's £170K bumper bung.
[**Special Advisors, Ed.]
Angular Robot is looking smug because she declared her freebies & O'Tool didn't because, being a lawyer, one assumes he doesn't think the rules apply to him.
Abbaccuss Abbott is trying to get herself noticed by beefing about O'Tool & some ancient history. Groan.
“Does O'Tool claim he's a socialist because he thinks it entitles him to grab with both hands to avoid straining his own pockets?” Noah K'handu
Welcome return of an old favourite
We have been to a local weather archive again for an update on average noon temperature for the month of June in England:
1975 17.9 deg.C
1985 15.8 deg.C
1995 16.6 deg.C
2005 18.5 deg.C
2015 17.9 deg.C
2020 18.0 deg.C
2024 17.6 deg.C
And we're still wondering what all this guff about radical climate changes is all about.
Smartitude: A pertinent question for our local MP, L. Smart, to ask Thievin went off by email one week ago. The email got a same-day auto-response. Nothing else yet.
Blunt O'Tool to crack down on benefit fraud? Like he's going to upset Labour's core voters. Yawn.
Bier Smarmer wants the sausages returned from Gaza, does he? Wot about the mash? Wot a twat.
“Did Sugar Ray sabotage the script on his hidden prompter? Bet she gets the blame!” Pill Chard
The Labour conference rant by our apology for a Home Sec., Pixie Balls, confirmed her waste-of-space status. Not that we needed further confirmation.
O'Tool claimed Britain will prosper with him in charge. Everyone else knew he was lying again.
Just standing on the sidelines
The French government is aware that it has not done enuff to prevent migrant deaths in the Channel but it has no plans actually to do anything.
Which is pretty much where Bier O'Tool is going on illegal immigrants. Apart from tossing more millions @ the Border Farce sea taxi service and ignoring the view of his new border chief that we need a deterrent as well as vague promises about smashing gangs.
1. Our wonderful Labour government is in favour of increasing university tuition fees and subs from the taxpayer; but not whilst it is in office.
2. Edstone Milipede is letting everyone know for sure that his greenwash really is total BS by refusing to reveal its cost.
3. Smarmer's Logic: getting a freebie box @ Arsenal FC saves the taxpayer money ‘coz he doesn't have to steal it from the taxpayer via an expenses claim.
4. SNAFU reassurance: The current AFU in maternity services will remain Situation Normal with Wee Streeting as the figurehead of the NHS.
They just don’t get it
Cambridge's local taxpayers have been done for £55,000, which their council had to pay to a social worker as redress for the harassment received after she made scathing comments about a colleague, who put a frock on his dachshund and claimed it was gender fluid.
As much as 30% of Notional Truss staff are not UseLEZ wonks who hate every particle of Britisch heritage, the honcho reckons.
 More doublethink
Creaky Joe Bidet's pal Sugar Ray is both an IRA spokes who tells Bier O'Tool what to do & a secret agent for the Security Service.
Bier O'Tool would have us believe that most of the rumours about Sugar Ray are wrong. Translation: he's lying again and most are correct.
Smarmer's eternal problem is that he's a bog standard lying bastard. Everyone knows he can't stop lying and he's so bad at it that no one ever thinks he might just be telling the truth for once in an attempt to bamboozle us.
“The customers were saying much the same 3 years ago when Smarmer was beefing about the wallpaper in 11 Downing Street, which President Boris had paid for by a donor rather than the taxpayer.” Professor Ferguesswork
 1. Our pretend Foreign Sec., Dippy Dave, is giving Putin the Poisoner an alibi by blaming his invasion of Ukraine on climate change. No one surprised.
2. How strange that we're not hearing what a Saudi donor got for hurling dosh @ Thievin, Angular Robot, Dippy Dave, et al.
3. Sadgeek K'han't's UseLEZ scam for the London area has hoovered up £322 MILLION in the last year. Has the money gone on anything useful? Joke.
A whole box of biscuits taken
That stoopid quango the Improvement Service is getting a good booting for being allowed to blow millions of pounds of our money on stuff like telling councils that clearing snow from roads before cycle lanes is sexist ‘coz more drivers are male than female.
But as this also applies to cyclists, what were the bastards thinking?
Sherie offers some in-depth analysis
“Smarmer's problem is he's a totally pathetic liar. He can't stop doing it and he can't do it convincingly.” Ali Bibaq
“In opposition, he claimed he had all the answers. In power, we're seeing that none of them works.” Ratt 10krantz
“And he can't keep track of what lies he's told so he's liable to contradict himself in the same breath. O.J. Corbynstein was my best mate. Corbynstein? Never heard of him.” P. Hairy Mandelswine
1. All the current claims about M. Fayed, sometime Harrods owner, are going nowhere as he is dead and he can no longer be put in gaol and know about it.
2. If the current DPP is as UseLEZ as Bier O'Tool was when he failed to do anything about Fayed, Savile, et al, there will be sound & fury & bugger all will happen.
3. All the people with new revelations & outstanding ones could always sue Blunt O'Tool for compenbloodysation over his failures in a public office.
The Hamas Super Sausage
An automatic fave with all O'Tooligans
If they're ever available, we'll have some.
Romiley Good Grub, 64b Riverside Drive
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Q: What was the prime monster really thinking about when he was reading his conference rant from the prompter?
A: The sausages he was going to have for his tea.
“Does that prove he really is working class if he has sausages for tea? Or are they likely to be something vastly overpriced, which he charges to the taxpayer?” Hollerith Field
Smarmer's Army is setting world records for its speed of sinking into a slough of sleaze. The man himself's freebie total is now @ £121K for the last 5 years and more is being uncovered daily.
And the news meeja aren't having to resort to recycling of Smarmer scandals. There's a new one along every minute at the moment, seems like.
Xtreme Right vs Xtreme Wrong
Is Europe lurching to the right, as elements of the news meeja want us to believe? No, people are just getting tired of having their pockets picked by communists & Smarmer socialists. Took the buggers long enuff, but that's the Europeons for you.
You have to wonder about the mentality of politicians who did a risk assessment of something the Tories weren't going to do in 2019 just so they could lie and pretend they prevented it.
You wonder more when they didn't repeat the risk assessment; or so they claim; before going for the policy which they sword blind in 2019 would kill 4,000 pensioners.
Are we Xpected to believe that it's bad for Tories to kill pensioners but okay for a Labour government to do it?
Sugar Ray has been put back in her box for the duration of the Labour party conference.
Q: What's an easy way to spot that a fundamentally dishonest Labour government is worried about how easy it is to spot the abuses of office of its ministers?
A: By a sudden rush to dig into the past as a distraction from what's going on in the present.
Sherie zooms back with mostly politickle stuff
“Is Harridan Harperson upset about the O'Tool freebie haul because no one ever offers her any loot?” Elip Tical
“As she's a member of a party with a Business Sec. who wants to ban presenteeism; i.e. people actually turning up at the workplace to do some; nothing any of the Labour lot says can be taken seriously.” Rayner Sunshine
 “Let us remain aware that even if O'Tool & Thievin could be shamed into not stealing the WFA from pensioners, he will still be a ball & bat and she will remain a grumble & grunt.” Plas Tracast
“Just asking, but if some kid who identifies as a wolf starts killing backpackers in the wilds of Scotland, can he get some O'Tool defence lawyer to claim he's just doing what comes naturally to his species & demand compenbloodysation for the trauma of being arrested for mass murder?” Emily Vengeance
“Something to avoid saying to a lawyer, judge, etc.—'Is it catching? Your detachment from reality?' Because if you're close enuff to ask the question, you've probably been infected!” T.D. List
 Some routine Labour Lies & stuff
According to Thievin's Labour party chairwonk sister, the Tories Destroyed Democracy, and that's why Labour has buried it completely.
As well as ending climate change single-handedly, Foreign Sec. Dippy Dave is also going to end world poverty.
[If Lord Alli can afford it? Ed.]
The Education Sec. is another sleaze-monger. Lord Alli paid for TWO fortieth birthday dos for her.
[Does that make her 80 year old? Ed.]
Labour has cancelled Tory plans to build more hospitals as it Xpects to kill enuff ailing customers to make them unnecessary.
The health department has denied that the O'Tooligans are planning to cut pub opening hours, confirming it's true.
Bier O'Tool sez he can see light @ the end of the tunnel. No surprise, it's an onrushing train.
There will be no more defeatism from anyone else. Thievin Reeves is claiming a monopoly on it.
Bier O'Tool is having his snout cloned to make sure he can keep up with all the troughs on offer by donors & trade unions.
Today’s Question:
Should a BierBC sports presenter embarrass her 19-year-old son by being a slag & going on about her sex life in podcasts?
Today’s Other Question:
Which are multi-storey residential buildings more at risk from, flammable cladding or firebug tenants?
Israel's PM is doing his best to start a war with Lebanon to keep himself out of court on corruption charges. Over 500 dead in Lebanon after the latest episode of terror bombing, including 60 children who won't be joining Hezbollah.
Our government is claiming that making cosmetic bans on minor arms sales to Israel is necessary to keep Moslems voting Labour.
The O'Tool Dump 'em out of gaol campaign has resulted in evil & vicious criminals who should be wearing a tag not having one because there aren't enuff to go round.
This is something else Blunt O'Tool didn't bother to consider before his premature evacuation of gaols.
The Justice Sec. assured us that tags would provide an essential oversight on released bad guys. Yet another Labour lie off the conveyor belt.
The Enviromint Agency is getting a good booting for aggravating the current floods in the south of England by frustrating drainage schemes for wonk reasons.
More Smarmer sleaze, more bungs from Lord Alli in the form of the use of an £18 billion apartment in London. More incredible bullshit & lies from BS about his kid needing somewhere quiet to bone up for his GCSEs. [No one bunged some ear plugs? Ed.] Sloppy lie, the dates of the exams and the dates of the loan don't match up. No one surprised.
Bier O'Tool was telling everyone to work at home during the worst of the Chinese plague. And doing it from Lord Alli's £18 billion penthouse, not his own home! One rule for him . . .
The Blue Bombers hosted the Edmonton Antlers to kick off Friday Nite
The BB opener went to a bomb pass by Collards to the EA end zone for a TD. They were back for a FG after 10 minutes and another TD after 13 minutes, 0-17.
The BB drove into Q2, Olivera took a pass to a TD a minute in, 0-24. A clumsy EA fumble instead of a catch gave the BB a TD after 7 minutes, 0-31. Finally, the Ants to scoring range, FG, 3-31. One for the BB, 3-34. The Ants closed the half with a FG for 6-34.
In Q3, the Ants got to the red zone, TD pass to Lewis, 13-34. Another TD for the BB in the 9th minute, 13-41. TD for the Ants after 12 minutes, 20-41. Another TD for the BB in the first minute of Q4, 20-48. Lawler again after 7 minutes, 20-55. Jones with a TD catch from Bethel-Thompson as the last play, 27-55 final.
Okay, not that much of a surprise
Being busted in a police raid on a back-street brothel in 2015 is no bar to becoming the Labour leader of Merthyr Tydfil Borough Council in 2024.
The Welsh Ombudsperson ruled that the bloke had not brought his office or the council into disrepute. 'Coz he woz Labour and no bugger Xpects nuffink of them?
“Being busted by the fuzz in a brothel is an essential qualification for a Labour council leader in Wales? Never saw that one coming!!” L.G.R.
Scouts snooping for the BierBC have found that when other supermarkets claim to match Aldi, the goods on offer @ the Aldi price are often of inferior quality, and only a tiny fraction of the other chain's range is involved in the illusion.
Another Dippy Dave bog up—ethnic cleansing by driving the colony of Armenians out of Nagorno Karabakh in Azerbaijan, is liberation.
“Would that apply to driving everyone called Lammy out of England, Dave? Starting with you?” Barry Kobummer
Then the TigerCats had a date in Vancouver
The BC Lions zoomed to scoring range, TD, 0-7. Add a FG after 9 minutes, 0-10. Half-way through Q2, Mitchell was picked off and the Lions went to a FG, 0-13. A sack for BC and they closed the half with a FG, 0-16.
The Cats got to the BC 14 in Q3, TD, +2 from a trick play, 8-16 and a one-score game. BC to the TC 2, TD for Rourke, 8-23. In Q4, the Cats managed a FG, 11-23 then sacked Rourke. A TD for the Cats with 5 minutes left, 18-23. Some long passes got the TigerCats close as the half ran down. TD with a minute left, +2, 26-23. The Lions got to FG range, 26-all and OT.
The Lions kicked a FG, 26-29. DPI in their end zone by BC, TD and a 32-29 win for the Cats!
 Not a patch on Too-Tall Jones!
A newspaper snipped revealed that a pile of the books written by Upton Sinclair would be taller than the author, who could manage only 5 feet 7 inches on a good day.
"That's nothing!" scoffed a member of Romiley Literary Circle, who would have to be over nine feet tall to out-height a pile of his printed works.
Q: Is there something worse than the usual that you can wish on the really nasty basturds?
A: If you're thinking about politicians, epicyclic ascanthia is probably as bad as it can get.
Q: What are your pronouns?
A: Me and my. No one can argue with that.
Q: Does taking your 2-year-old son to a riot @ an asylum hotel stop you from being busted & sent down for 3 years?**
A: Nope.
[**out in 6 months with a Smarmer Deal. Ed.]
Q: Does Thievin score virtue points by claiming she goes to her office every day of the week instead of Lurking @ Home?
A: Not if she's there to plot the deaths of thousands of pensioners.
Q: I've heard of Gen X and Gen Z, but Gen P?
A: Gen Pathetic—the ones with Nett Zero talents & ambition.
 Thievin Reeves has got the National Dept to 100% of GDP. The only way forward is even higher as there is no economic growth in prospect with both O'Tool & Thievin talking the UK down at every opportunity.
Israel's death count in Lebanon is around 580, including 60 children who won't be joining Hezbollah.
If Blunt O'Tool's gang goes ahead with the scam to stop sending women to gaol, every nasty bastard male criminal will claim he's female & the wheels will come right off.
 Giving someone a bar of chocolate, Xperts in Canada & the US have found, makes them feel better than being allowed to girn all over you about how rotten their life is.
Angular Robot feels pushed aside by Blunt O'Tool & blowing £68K of our money on a personal vanity photographer is her way of making herself feel better @ someone else's Xpense. The basturd.
How to prevent a world war
If Israel gets everyone in the Middle East shooting at everyone else, all we have to do is refuse to get involved, even if Putinstan & China chime in.
No UK involvement, no World War.
Let us hope someone in the Labour slough of sleaze has enuff working brain cells to grasp this. And Dippy Dave is slapped down if he tries to get in the way.
The RedBlacks went to sunny Regina on Saturday Nite
A FG from the RoughRiders opened the scoring. Ward missed a FG try after 12 minute, the ball was returned to midfield. The Riders drove into Q2 and another FG by Lauther, 0-6.
Masoli has a pass picked. Nowt from it. Masoli was picked again! Another RR punt. Another FG for the Riders after 10 minutes, 0-0. The RBs were sacked to a FG with a couple of minutes left before half time, 3-9.
Another FG by Lauther in Q3, 3-12. Masoli picked again. FG, 3-15. One for the RR in Q4, 6-15. A dropped pass in the RR end zone, another FG for the RBs, 9-15. The Riders got close. Finally, a TD, +2, 9-23. The RR kicked another FG with 4 minutes left, 9-26. Wow! A TD for the RBs, 16-29, and that's how it finished.
 Lest we forget
If you sat on your hands, you gave us Labour.
If you voted Reform, you gave us Labour.
If you voted Trivial, you gave us Labour.
If you voted Green, you gave us Labour.
If you voted Labour, you gave us Labour.
You basturds.
Then the Alouettes did the biz in wet T’ronno
The Argonauts opened the scoring with a long FG. A pick by the Als set up a TD for Fletcher, 7-3. The Argos were held to a FG, 7-6. A huge pass play after 14 minutes got the Argos to the MA 14, FG, 7-9. In Q2, the Als fumbled away a 2nd & inches play. To the MA 2, stopped, FG, 7-12. A huge play got the Argos close, on to a TD, 7-19.
A huge pass play by the Als gave them a TD. Add a single from the kick off with a minute and a half left, 15-19. The Argos had to punt, an amazing kick return run down the sideline ended with a TD for the Als! 22-19. A FG for the Argos put them level @ 22-all @ half time.
The Als missed a FG try for a rouge 3 minutes in to Q3. The Argos went ahead with a TD, no +2, 23-28. All defence into Q4. Another Argo FG, 23-31. The Als got to the TA 2, TD on their third attempt, +2, 31-all.
The Argos kicked a FG with 2 minutes left, 31-34. Hajrullahu again with a minute to go, 31-37. Fajardo was picked by the Argos hurling a bomb pass on a 3rd & 10. Good night.
Sherie steps into the arena again
“It's a bit rich of Israel to accuse Hezbollah of firing rockets @ civilian areas when its IDF is bombing civilian areas in Gaza & Lebanon. In fact, it's O'Tool level hippocrisy.” Helen A. Handbasquette
“Just saying, but Angular Robot is clearly crap @ blagging freebie clobber if she picks stuff that makes her look as wide as someone who is eight feet tall.” Putcha Ratton
 “Lady Smarmer or Victoria Sponge? Which shall it be, Passworthy, which shall it be?” Con Crete
“Why aren't the Hezbolikers using drones instead of crude rockets? The Iranians being stingy? Or sold all their stock to Putin?” Blagger O'Tool
“Is anyone worse @ lying than this twat Beer O'Tool or should we be on the phone to the Guinness Book of Records?” Noah Magination
“Is Lord Alli going to have to adopt the O'Tool gang to make all the bungs something that's kept in the family and too private for scrutiny?” Hugh Mungous
“What did Bier blag for his other kid? No worries, it's bound to leak out sooner or later.” Caradine L. Zombie
We know what an Aussie didgeridoo sounds like, but is there a super-size tridgeridoo? There's bound to be. And also a more sedate monodgeridoo? Which has a lot in common with the absurd notion of the sound of one hand clapping.
Sherie with a tight focus
“What a dolt Dippy Dave is, claiming his ancestors were taken from Africa @ the barrel of a gun without mentioning that they were rounded up & sold to the guys with guns by other Africans.
"But then, he's an O'Tooligan and telling the truth; all of it; isn't something they're capable of doing. He's also the bloke who declared on a TV quiz that King Henry the Eighth was succeeded by King Henry the Seventh.” Pethethethet Methethethet
“What the fucq does that have to do with the situation in Ukraine, which is what the UN session was supposed to be discussing? Dave is a joke as our Foreign Sec. & a major embarrassment every time he opens his gob.” Blaize Chelseawash
Could be a brilliant breakthrough
The Aussies have taken a break from being woke skivers to come up with a police A.I. system which can do 81 years' cold case detective work with documents in 30 hours. Avon & Somerset police are trying the system out.
'Presenteeism', when applied to Labour, isn't turning up for work, it's grabbing presents from rich and/or manipulative mugs with both hands. The current world record, natch, is held by Blunt O'Tool.
The campaign to conceal lies told by Prince Hairy on his US immigration form; or the details of his ginormous drug consumption; has been successful. They are now officially hidden.
 Bluster peels no parsnips. Apparently.
Thanks to the every perceptive Little John of the Daily Disaster for revealing that Thievin has a lot in common with our local cosmetic mayor, Jonah Burnham, who presided over the deaths of patients from neglect @ Stafford Hospital when he was in the health department, who helped Gordon F. Broon to crash all of the banks Xcept Barclays and who sent Greater Manchester Police into administration, with the Chief Con. sacked, when pretending to be our crime commish.
 Thievin turns out to be one of the crew that helped to crash HBOS, Cue a takeover by Lloyds TSB as G.F.B. tried to buy votes in Scotland, cue Lloyds crashing with all the other banks.
Thievin is also an Xpenses swindler MP and the 'author' of a cut & paste job book, so a typical O'Tool phoney. Rather like Pixie Balls, who built up her property empire @ the taxpayer's Xpense.
An acceptable form of terrorism?
If Smarmer & Thievin kill 6,000 pensioners this winter, that will make them five times worse than the Hamas. But will there be an uproar in the United Nations? And will Israel have the pleasure of approving arrest warrants for this sorry pair in the International Court of Justice in the Netherlands? Fat chance.
“If a pensioner kills Smarmer, would a court accept a plea of self-defence?” B. Dazzled
“Or even justifiable homicide?” Shosto Kovich
Not stunningly competent
20% of the boat people so beloved by Pixie Balls claim to be children, which puts them in the same league as Smarmer's lying army.
The current world record for a boat person lying bastard is a bloke who was put in a school until he turned out to be 41 years old. Natch, this wasn't spotted right off by the useless twats of the immigration disservice.
Done Deal
Trade unions & the members of his party are upset by O'Tool stealing the WFA from pensioners but as Bier has already spent the cash, it looks like Lord Alli is his only hope. But will Alli cough up the dosh? Or is he feeling the pinch himself with so many government hands in his pockets?
 Below the line mission statement:
Some of this is true, maybe. But probably not the parts that seem most real and most likely.
We are constantly exposed to dodgy conclusions drawn from dodgy data by jumped-up 'experts', especially the ones found in the world of politics and particularly those at the Treasury and running trade unions.
Some of us civilians at BFN like to join in to let them know that anyone can do it and we ain't impressed by their efforts.
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