WEEK 1    Deploying more useless wonks is not a helpful change

 
Stat Attack:
Unemployment is half the rate that Labour left behind when booted into touch in 2010. Natch, the O'Tool gang is lying frantically about this.
Don't you just wish the number of small boats stopped by the O'Tool gang & the number of new houses built would be in the same ball park as the number of lies told?
Thieving bastards alert! Bier O'Tool accused the Tories of plotting to grab the Winter Fuel Allowance from pensioners. But he was just laying the ground for his Chancellor to do it.

ENSURE YOUR FUTURE SAFETY!
Extensive research confirmed that residents of homes with a conservatory were least likely to contract the Chinese plague.
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In future, all government statements will have to be followed by a disclaimer in view of Labour's obsession with telling blatant and obvious lies, viz.:
“The projections from the [insert department name] were based on what could have happened and did not necessarily have any actual connection with the real world.”

What, we are asking ourselves, is the difference from the patient's point of view of GPs striking and GPs taking premeditated action to wreck the system and bring it to a standstill?
“Tack on the lie about only NHS England not the patients being affected and you get to ‘first, do all the harm you can'.” P.R. Agmatic

Competition "Bier O'Tool is a posturing fule" Complete the rhyme and win a basket of goodies. Entries on a PC to the usual address.

The NHS has been accused of plotting to kill off oldies by making them use online forms or the NHS crApp on a phone to contact their GP instead of facilitating in-person appointments. Doctors are aware of the problem but not inclined to do anything to solve it.
BierBC licence fees & commercial sales were down a total of £280 million last year.
A gambling addiction charity has managed to get the number of people in Great Britain with a gambling problem up from 0.3% to 2.5% of adults.
The O'Tool gang's plan to shut down the North Sea oil & gas industry will slash £4 BILLION out of the Scottish economy. Yet more for English taxpayers to have to find in subsidies to buy Labour votes north of the border.
After application of the Trades Descriptions Act, the quango Great British Energy will have to be called Crap Labour Scam.
Labour's cancellation of the requirement for free speech at universities because the Tories favour it is being taken as further evidence of the O'Tool gang's support for the cancel culture.
Scumbags in Hartlepool were chucking bricks at the police yesterday. Where next? Nothing sensible on offer from the government. Too busy ignoring the riot at the gates of Downing Street. And the bonus riots in the Manchester area.

The statisticians are still trying to work out who was the more gaffe-prone over the last 4 years, Joke Bidet or his Vice, Kamel A. Harrissment.

Today's scam call about a charge to ‘your debit card', allegedly from VISA, came from 01253 314 480.

A good way to waste a bit of time
What Xactly do you have to get through to meet the 5-a-day target of illusory health benefits? Scoffing your way through 2½ tins of Sainsbury baked beans will give you your fiver.
   The only snag is that each 400 gramme tin contains 168,000 calories, according to the label, which is grub for 12 weeks for a normal person on 2,000 calories per day.

We just spot the problems?
The government's Defending Democracy Taskforce has ruled that the Pal Pals inflicted unacceptable harassment on candidates during the recent general election campaign.
   But in view of Labour's record on defending democracy, nothing is Xpected to be done to prevent the same things from happening again in the future. Certainly not a dose of DDT applied on the Pal Pals.

This month’s revival: faftermath
Was a description of the Labour faffing about following the Brown Bust of 2008. O'Tool's gang are already in this state, and things can only get worser.

The BC Lions went to Winnipeg
Defences ruled initially, including a pick by the Blue Bombers after 9 minutes, which led to a FG dinged through off the left post. The Lions blew another bomb pass. Collards & Co. showed them how to do it with the last play of Q1.
   BC stopped the BB on a 3rd & 1 at their 12. More defence until Castillo kicked a 60-yard FG in the 11th minute! 0-6. The BB reached the BC 10 in the last minute of the half, Whitehead dived in for a TD, 0-13.
   Boot after 6 minutes of Q3, 0-16. Boot from 51 yards after 10 minute, 0-19. Boot in Q4, 0-22. Adams was sacked a 4th time by the BB defence, dinged. Lots of Olivera, another FG, 0-25. And that's how it finished.

More empty words
Labour's miniature 'Elf Sec., Wee Streeting, is trying to sell the fantasy that a Labour government can repair the wreck of the NHS. We'd wish him good luck with that but everyone, including Wee, knows it's just more BS.
“What's his next move? Repair the wreck of the Titanic?” G.R. O'Tesk

Israel's regime is being accused of trying to kill all the leaders of the Hamas who can make a cease-fire in Gaza possible, and of trying to open second fronts in Lebanon & Iran.

An in-depth investigation has revealed that Bier O'Tool is incapable of delivering hot air. A little tepid puff is his limit.

Trust now in v. short supply
The blood transfusion service is in crisis due to a drop in donors following a rumour that Labour plans to charge them an admission fee to pay for their refreshments and help fund the above-inflation pay rises going to NHS staff and the 22.3% going to Jr.Dox, which have created a £200 BILLION Brown Hole in the Chancellor's heavily faked accounts.

Key levers straight from the incubator
Xposed! Labour's infilterer & spy Sugar Ray's job involves creating official claptrap language, which fills up the time of the wonks administering it but offers Nett Zero in the way of enlightenment to those obliged to (pretend to) listen.
   Is she also an offspring of the O'Tool clan? If so, there will be a painful number of obscurist mouth journeys offered in the years ahead. groan.

The French are trying to blame the Olympics bog-ups in Paris on climate change rather than their uselessness & failures to keep infrastructure in good repair.
   No one surprised.

Continuity Corner:
The word of the year for 2020 was ‘clarity', with 'lack of it' understood.
   2024 can offer ‘change', with 'for the worse' understood, and ‘lies', with 'from the current Labour government' understood.

Mr. Negativity does it again
Bier O'Tool will not try to stand in the way of the International Criminal Court's decision to issue a war crimes warrant for the Israeli PM. He's getting a booting, but for the wrong reason.
   He hasn't finally realized that no one takes any notice of him when he tries to make an international political gesture. He's not objecting only because it was the Tories who decided the court was Xceeding its remit.

The O'Tool gang is creating a world shortage of lies. Totalitarian regimes everywhere are feeling severely discommoded.

Q: What do Just Stoppers get when they sit down in front of departure gates @ Gatwick Airport?
A: Stepped over & ignored by people heading for a holiday flight, and then busted.

Putinstan is getting the blame for spreading fake news about the Southport psycho killer being an illegal. No one surprised to learn he was actually born in Cardiff.

The Alouettes in Hamilton
The TigerCats went out on a 3rd & short. The Als' QB lost the ball when mugged in the 12th minute. The Als started Q2 at their 10 and the TC ran a pick in for a TD, 0-7. Alexander fired a pass 24 yards to the end zone, 7-all. Lots more defence. Mitchell was picked with a minute left in the half. DPI by the Cats let the Als go ahead with a FG, 10-7.
   The Als gave up a rouge from a punt 5 minutes in to Q3, 10-8. They did a Charge! from the TC 1 for a TD, 17-8. Another pick by the Als in the first minute of Q4, FG from it, 20-8.
   Bashing Alexander & knocking his helmet off cost the Cats 25 yards. The Als went on to a TD in the 10th minute, 27-8. Mitchell hurled a TD pass in the 13th minute, +2, 27-16. The Als drove to the TC 5, TD run, 33-16 final.

Warning!
Don't buy pots of herbs from supermarkets. They are designed to stay alive until the sucker/customer gets them home. They will then croak in a week or so as they are too immature to survive, some Xperts reckon. But what are the unwary for but to be preyed upon?
   Small snag—some customers have reported that their herbs thrive quite nicely, thank you, if kept watered.

Just what we need—not
Is the Man Who Stole Your Pension to be succeeded by The Woman Who Stole Your Winter Fuel Allowance? Looks like Chancellor Reevesie is taking her teenage hero worship of Gordon F. Broon a million miles too far.
   No one surprised.

The International Olympic Committee is happy to let female boxers with male biology advantages compete in female events. No one surprised.
“The Olympics go woke, you can get dead if you're a female boxer.” A.S. Assin

Is it the illusory far-Right really behind all the riots, or is it just the woking class O'Tools of the world doing what comes naturally and behaving badly in response to fake news on fake news websites created by Putinstan and wrecking just bitz of a town rather than the whole country, as Bier & his gang are doing?
“Is that fair? It's as fair as a party that 80% of the electorate didn't vote for being allowed to wreck the country.” Ben Doon
“If the Sunderland police had been issued with water cannon, they could have used them to put out the blaze started at their main cop shop. Another crime against humanity to add to the record of the wokists.” Reth Maloney
“It's just a shame that the bags the scum come in are so large.” Noris Feratu

Q: How long does it take to set up a lawyerfest public inquiry into an IRA murdering terror attack in Omagh in 1998?
A: A mere quarter of a century.
Q: We've had a month of the O'Tool gang. Is there anything left of their rhetoric which hasn't been Xposed as a cynical lie?
A: The economy is in a worse shape than it was after the Brown Bust of 2008? Nope.
   Bier O'Tool is unburdened by doctrine? If so, why is he cutting off supplies from reliable energy when it is obvious that his green occasionals will be insufficient when needed most?
   And so it goes on.
Q: Does the Football Association need to push the diversity button when picking the next manager for the England team?
A: Only if those making the appointment want to end up looking like a bunch of useless twats if they don't go for talent as their first & only consideration.

Off to next door Regina for the Edmonton Antlers
Crap! The RoughRiders returned the kick off for a TD. The Ants replied with a FG drive, 3-7. A kick by the RR in the 9th minute missed for a rouge. Another FG for the EA, 6-8.
   The Ants made a total bog of fielding a punt and started from their 10. Ford to Jones with a bomb pass, TD, 13-8. The Ants set up for a FG try from the edge of the penalty area in Q2 but the Riders jumped offside! 1st & goal, TD, 20-8. TD for the RR? Charge! from the 1, 20-15.
   A bomb from Ford was picked by the RR in the 7th minute, nowt from it. A great TD catch, no +2, 20-21. Touchdown Edmonton 4 minutes in to Q4, +2, 28-21. FG for the RR, 28-24. Another TD for the Ants, 36-24. The defence stopped the Riders with a pick with 2 minutes left. On to another TD!! 42-24.
   An end zone pass & scramble was given to the Riders as a TD, 42-31 final and the Antlers' first win of the season in Week 9.

Birmingham (Labour, bankrupt) will be host of the Hapless Hairy infested Invictus Games in 2027. So not much of a show Xpected.

The Crazy Lawyer of the Year Award has gone already to the guy who claimed police retaliation on an Asian thug who attacked coppers @ Manchester Airport was an assassination attempt.

Pal Pals Rule, Nokay or More inhuman frights than rights
Bier O'Tool's decision to drop the UK's opposition to the abuses of the International Criminal Court is being seen as Labour still pursuing its anti-Semitic agenda by other means.
Q: If Israel is not a member of the ICC, why would anyone think it should be subject to the ICC's machinations?
A: It's the same twisted logic substitute that is behind Bier O'Tool's attempts to make us comply with EFU laws whilst having no say in what they are and how they should be applied.
Q: So, rank hippocrisy?
A: In one.

The O'Tool deputy, A. Robot, can do the 2-Jags Prescott thing of not knowing the difference between building laboratories & building lavatories. No one surprised.
“Is mangling the language a way for Labour ministers to show off their anti-Britischness? A.R. also offered 'haphaggard' as a suggestion for the OED's new words committee, and sceptrum as an alternative to spectrum.” Raskol Nikov

Go woke, really do go broke. That's what's happening to California as all the real people are legging it to Texas for a real life.

Pay-back of an unwelcome sort
Life is going to get really tough for a lot of Scottish pensioners come the winter. They have a useless SNP government and they helped to vote in a Labour government, which is stealing their Winter Fuel Payment and will shove 6% of the population into even deeper fuel poverty. Wunderbar.

More pain for Englisch taxpayers—Scots binpersons will be on strike in a week or so and Scotlandland will disappear under a plague of flies & ratz if they don't get a ransom payment. 3.2% ain't enuff.

A spot of recycling:
"Would you like onions with that tripe, Madame Chancellor?"

Off to Alberta & the Stampeders for the Argonauts
The Argos booted the kick off for a rouge. The Argos recovered a Stampeder fumble in the 5th minute, nothing from it. A bomb pass got them to the CS 16, on to a TD in the last minute of the quarter, 8-0.
   The Stamps kicked a 51-yard FG in the 5th minute of Q2, 8-3. A pick got the Argos to the CS 6, TD, 15-3 in the 9th minute. Another FG for the Stamps. Lots of QB rushing by Dukes set up a TD for the Argos, 22-6 at half time.
   Lotz of defence in Q3. A rouge from a TA punt in the 13th minute was the only score. The Stamps drove to a TD in the 1st minute of Q4, add a rouge from the kick off on a windy day, 23-14. A bomb pass, a catch of the year, TD for the Stamps, 23-21.
   A FG with 2 minutes left gave them a 23-24 lead. Paredes again from 49 yards, 23-27, seconds left. A pick by the CS defence sealed the deal.

When PM for a couple of weeks, L. Truss didn't crash the economy. That's a lie confected by the looney left Blob in the snivel service, to which Bier O'Tool wishes to transfer even more control, moving it out of the hands of the nation's elected representatives in pursuit of an anti-Britisch agenda.

As barefaced as they come
Are we meant to assume from the obvious lack of credibility in the current Chancellor's lies that she's basically an honest bod and no good at lying? Because it comes across as just a cynical politician trying to bamboozle us by lying badly deliberately.
   Or, more likely, she just doesn't give a rat's arse about the truth, like the rest of the O'Tool gang.
“Is that why Thievin' Reeves was moved out of the Bank of England? An unfortunate dishonest streak or an equally unfortunate inability to lie convincingly?” Dan Vriver

Butterflies are in very short supply due to a wet spring & a chilly start to the summer. Not something you'd Xpect if we're Xperiencing dramatic gorbal warmage. But, of course, we ain't.

Q: Has the BierBC's reputation been damaged by the in court revelations about Huv Edwards and his preversions?
A: As the reputation is already in shreds, further damage ain't possible.

Accommodation for Migrants on the Mooch was the scene of the Manchester yobfest. There was also one in Aldershot, apparently.

Is N. Farage going to be desperately upset by attempts by the usual suspects to blame him for the riots after the Southport child murders? Nah, he must be well used to that sort of BS by now.

No sense of urgency
Labour is planning to get tough on polluting water companies. Maybe in a decade or two or three.
Is Labour planning to put something in the water supply to shorten memories? Why? Well, what if the then shadow Chancellor tells us the Office for Budgie Responsibility is telling her every detail of the state of the nation's finances during the election campaign and her plans are fully costed?
   But, after she's been in office for just 3 weeks, what if the same woman lies about finding a £25 BILLION Brown Hole in the accounts, mainly because she created it?
   If the magic mystery substance is in the water supply, everyone will be totally horrified by the current BS and totally unaware that it's just lies and more lies.
“Okay, that Xplains why Labour isn't going after polluting water companies. Secret negotions are going on about putting their forgetfulness drug in the national water supply. Deferably credible.” Evo Bay

Birmingham trembles as far-Right Islamists try to take over the streets.
The prime monster will bring the full force of the law to bear on rioters. Confidence Absent.
Bier O'Tool is a posturing fule,
   A man with a plan, sez he.
   When a riot starts, he does verbal farts,
   And ends up taking a knee.
Another blunder by Bier O'Tool—appointing a Culture Sec. with no understanding of what it is all about.
“Is this ‘full force of the law' from O'Tool the same ‘law' that he was abusing to try to put entertainers & Tory politicians in gaol on the basis of criminal fantasies when he was Dir. Of Pubic Prost.?” Collis E. Hum
“The Bollocks Rating for O'Tool BS about cracking down on rioters has be to 100%. Just total. He don't have a clue where to start.” Perce Amrstrangle

Bier O'Tool has announced that he will go after only far-Right thuggers & he will ignore thuggery by his far-Left supporters. No one shivering in his boots!

Q: Reevesie's £28 BILLION (at the last count) Brown Hole, how much is that in terms of the national budget?
A: 1⅔ of a percentage point; i.e. well within the margin of error for doing the sums.
Q: Is this the same dishonesty that the climate-criminal fraudsters use to pretend that the UK's emissions control the global climate?
A: In one.
“Reeves, is she just incompetent or is she actually evil?” Schu Gully

Much of the Reeves £29 BILLION comes from buying off trade unions with excessive pay rises, which the Tories wouldn't have done. The Labour default for dishonesty seems to be thoroughly.

More from the hippocrites:
In opposition, Labour moaned every time a Tory minister flew anywhere. Now, they're globe-trotting gaily, especially Lounger Lammy.

On the one hand, we have the City of London saying it will bin bureaucratic BS to encourage investment. On the other hand, the government is going to hoover up the customers' cash to prevent investment.
   Well, that's gonna work out fine.

Sherie zooms back
“Has Thievin' Reevesie set a new world record for a politician destroying her own credibility? Three weeks into a new job and no one was even pretending to believe a word she sez.” H.T.S.
“The Labour party has now stopped pretending to be a collection of socialists and come out in its true colours, as sociopaths.” Whit Yadein
“Pensioners know how crap Labour governments have been, having had to live through their catastrophes. Is that why Thievin' Reeves is trying to kill them off by stealing their winter fuel to give to pay rises for Labour's trade union paymasters?” Balshoi Blat
“Marsman Musk's warning of a civil war coming in Britain—is it part of an advertising campaign for his Mars colony? You're not safe in the UK so join us? The warning certainly seems to have yanked the O'Tool crank severely! Which shows how little focus our prime monster has on the real ishues.” Vos Mygastv

Gaslighting News
The government evicts convicts from gaols wholesale to make room for rioters. This is an attempt to be seen to be dealing with one problem but it actually comes across as not being bothered about creating another problem by putting evil & vicious criminals back in business.
Oh, dear! Bier O'Tool's claims that the rioters are far-Righters from the other end of the country drop to pieces when examined closely. They're local scum. No one surprised.
Bier far-Stoopid policy of Two-Tier Policing blamed for riots. No one surprised.

The magic word deployed again—fat smokers 'COULD' become slim non-smokers if they take the most energetically pushed of the weight loss drugs on offer. But only if they have type 2 diabetes.

A Bier type of deal
Despite the billions we are paying to the French government, their cops just stand & watch migrants flocking to their beaches for a ride to O'Tool's Migrant Paradise.
   Arrivals are breaking all previous records, but what else do you Xpect with Labour doing nothing too?

Medical Update
Anticipating a shortage of dock leaves, or snoflakes not knowing what they look like, medical Xperts have found that rubbing nettle rash with sweet gem lettuce also relieves the sting.
   Not that you're likely to find any of them growing near wild nettle patches.

The working to rule day for a GP can now be as little as strolling into the health centre, signing 25 repeat prescription forms and then doing a zoom off to the golf course.
   This is the Labour interpretation of 'Fair on the Community'.

All in the National Interest, of course
There is a move afoot to replace the Lying Bastards! chant with one of Thieving Bastards! following the Chancellor's splurge of lies @ the end of July.
   The most likely compromise is alternating the chants whenever Labour politicians show themselves in public. But not until after a committee has been appointed to keep count and ensure equality of use.

Venezuela has a Marxist president with an over-enthusiastic party machine. Here, the O'Tool gang sneaked into office with the support of just 20% of the electorate. President Maduro got the support of 132% of his electorate at the latest count!

Millions of the more mobile Venezuelans have left the country in the last decade. Something similar is Xpected here when the O'Tool gang's abuses get really blatant.

The bloke running the Tory leadership amble will get tough with anyone who thinks it's cute to slag off other competitors. Sounds like an Xtremely sensible move.
The current 6 will be chopped down to 2 by MP votes, and party members will get to vote for a new honcho online in November.
The snivel service Blob, Labour & theGrauniad are waging a libel lounge campaign of disinformation against the former Business Sec. K. Badenuff. O'Tool & his gang are that scared of her.

Death News:
The BMA & GPs seem to be aiming to do their best to kill off as many unhealthy people as possible to reduce the number of GP appointments needed.

WEEK 2    Change just has to be different, not necessarily better

 
Smarmer’s Mirage
Millions went on police overtime. Millions of pounds didn't go into boarded up shops. Thousands of the far-Left and far-Islamist took to the streets for Armageddon with the far-Right.
   Only they didn't turn up, being figments of the Bier O'Tool imagination.
   Egon Mush time for Bier.
   No one surprised.

Who has more power, the prime monster or the legendary far-Righter & criminal fugitive T. Robinson? If he puts BS on the interweb and gets the UK rioting and no one takes any notice when Bier goes on TV and sez don't do it, it's an obvious no-contest.
“10 years in gaol for rioters? By the time the O'Tool gang finish applying their discounts, maybe just a couple of weeks behind bars.” Ho Leek Wrap
“Is this Labour showing how much it hates Britishness, by creating more chaos in a month than it has claimed the Tories managed in 14 years?” Thinko P'tanq
“Bier Smarmer has the problem of everyone knowing he's willing to kneel down & pretend it's okay when scrumbags riot whilst using a dead American criminal as their Xcuse. There's no coming back from something like that.” Misan Men

Those in and out of office keep moaning about disinformation in libel lounges. Any danger they'll actually do something about it? No?

theGrauniad is trying to pretend that the nation's far-Righters (both of them) are waging war on immigration lawyers.
   Shame its bods can't get proper jobs.

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Q: What do they want to ban now?
A: Snoflakes should not be allowed to have fizzy drinks, which are seen as the new tobacco for them as they are known to cause multiple bad health conditions.

Under labour, the DWP will raise sick pay to encourage skivers & damage the economy to help Thieving Reeves establish herself in the position of Worst Chancellor Of All Time. G.F. Broon is reported to be outraged.

A serial shoplifter who stole £500,000 by getting refunds on stuff she strolled off with gets 10 years in gaol. Sounds reasonable. Xcept when she gets her Smarmer discount & early release, she's likely to be locked up for no more than a couple of years. Triffic rate of tax-free pay.

Clueless O'Tool's current Big Problem now is that the Tories aren't in charge of setting the agenda and he can't do the opposite of what they're doing.
Lest We Forget
Sirkreepy Steamer was busting a gut to get the entire nation locked in when President Boris was waiting for his Xperts to make their minds up, & demanding lock-in be cancelled when we got it. 'Coz the that's the kind of UseLEZ headbanger he is.

Q: Is Thieving Reeves going to start wearing a bank-robber mask like a proper working class blagger?
A: No point. That ever-growing conk is always going to give her away.
Q: How long will it take the conk to grow as long as the foot she keeps putting into things?
A: At the current rate, November 7th, plus or minus a couple of days.
Q: How many pensioners will Thieving Reeves kill this winter?
A: Depends how many the BMA hasn't killed off by the time the cold weather arrives.
“Lots of room for all the boat people in the spring, then?” Philm Scrip
“It used to be fashionable for BFN to recommend that someone deserved to be run over by 6 steamrollers. We definitely need to revive this for the likes of Bier O'Tool & Thieving Reeves.” Swami Sleaze
“Here's an idea for our thieving Chancellor—anyone who believes something they got from an online libel/garbage lounge has to cough up 50 quid. That should plug as many fake Brown Holes as she can confect.” I.O. Vry

The RoughRiders in the nation’s capital
Defences ruled in Q1. The Riders had to punt from their end zone 6 minutes in to Q2 but the RedBlacks obligingly fumbled the return away! A pick in the 12th minute stopped the Riders.
   More defence, including the Riders blocking a FG try by the RBs. A pick by the RBs set up a FG try that worked. 22 seconds left. Time enough for the RR to reach FG range, 3-all at half time.
   Lots of rushing by the RB quarterback in Q3 but Ward had another FG try blocked. The Riders were looking dangerous when a tipped pass went to the RBs, Wark successful this time, 3-6. Add a rouge from an RB punt in the 14th minute. The Riders got close, stopped on a 3rd & 1.
   Ward again after 10 minutes of Q4, 3-10. 3rd & goal from the RB 7, walk-in TD by a wide open receiver! 10-all with a couple of minutes left. A pick stopped the RBs, FG, 13-10. Ward from 47 yards @ 0:00, 13-all and overtime.
   Crum kept the ball and scrambled to the end zone, no +2, 13-19. DPI by the RBs on a Riders' 3rd & 4, TD from the next play, 19-all. The Riders were held to a FG in 2nd OT. 22-19. Ward again with a FG for a rare tied match, 22-all final.

We would like to revive the Chinese plague acronym cum slogan LUNPA**, but with the O'Tool gang robbing us blind in every direction, there doesn't seem to be much point.
[**Let Us Not Piss About, Ed.]

Bad news for the BierBC. The up & coming generations don't watch their stuff and won't be buying a TV licence. They prefer paying to stream stuff.
No more Beeb after the current pensioners go Xtinct?

Go woke, get poked
The caterers for the Olympics have been forced to bin their attempt to feed the competitors vegan gunk after they were told forcefully that athletes need eggs & meat & proper food to achieve their potential.

Esso petrol 142.9p/litre in Romiley.
Esso diesel 146.9p/litre.
Down a tad but the profiteering complaints continue.

The BMA is in favour of giving dangerous drugs to confused children. No one surprised.
Foot-stamping by the Home Sec., Pixie Balls-Cooper, in response to the various riots is drawing only grins from those who know that Labour is the party of the criminal.
The claim from Bier O'Tool that everyone who doesn't agree with him is a member of the far-Right is collecting record levels of derision online. Phone Guinness!
Record numbers of university students are being caught in the act of using CheatGPT instead of writing their own course work essays. The Blob is getting the blame.
How many rioters are far-Right? O'Tool claim, 100%. Reality, 3.8%.
“Cue the Lying Bastard! chant.” Fiendish Jaimes

The Stampeders went to sunny T’ronno
The Stamps had to punt away their opener but got a rouge out of it. The Argonauts drove to the CS 22, TD, 1-7.
   The Stamps got to the TA 10, TD for them, 8-7. Threatening again in Q2, sacked to a FG try, which bounced back from the right post! The CS defence batted a pass attempt to one of their guys, from the TA 2 in the last seconds of the half, TD, 15-7.
   Great return of the Q3 kick off by the Argos, but a fumble @ the CS 14 gave the ball to the visitors. Sack/fumble back to the Argos! The Argos survived a fumble to get to a FG, 15-10. The Stamps had to punt; the kick was returned for a TD! Add a 2-point conversion 15-18 after 7 minutes.
   The Argos kicked a FG after 13 minutes for 15-21. Begelton battled all the way to the TA 2 from a play that started @ the TA 43, TD stretch over the heap, 22-21 in Q4. A pick-6 after 5 minutes put the Argos 22-29 ahead with +2. Add a FG in the 10th minute, 22-32. One for the Stamps in the 12th minute, 25-32. The Argos to the CS 10, TD, 25-39 with a minute and a half left. And that was enuff for the home team win.

Booting Noos
Bier O'Tool is getting a booting for dithering for a week over a response to the chaos which he has created everywhere through his total cluelessness.
   His only solution turned out to be to have tea, biscuits & a chat with his C.O.B.R.A. chums.
Q: C.O.B.R.A?
A: Crew Of Blundering Rotund Acolytes
The struggling honcho of the Met Police is also getting a booting for responding with senseless violence when challenged. Apparently, grabbing a pesky reporter's microphone and hurling it to the ground is not part of his remit.
Angular Robot is getting a booting for thinking that largely flat Suffolk has ‘rolling hills' for her to build on.
Sadgeek K'han't is getting a booting for pretending that London isn't safe for a cosmetic mayor with a bullet-proof limo and a gang of armed guards. Going for the Bullshitter of the Year Award?
“The Sadgeek has only himself to blame. If he wasn't so crap & totally UseLEZ @ mayoring, he might be more appreciated.” Hugo Next
“Typical perp, trying to pretend he's a victim. Maybe if he stopped wrecking the joint he'd feel less threatened.” Swami Buttychuck

Q: Retro?
A: No one has any worthwhile new ideas so they burgle something that worked in the past.
Q: What do you get if you're an Algerian boxer with a female birth certificate but male biology competing in a female Olympics event?
A: A medal.
Q: Where won't Bier O'Tool's 5 million new homes be built?
A: In the constituencies of, and especially not near the constituency residences of, O'Tool's top trough-scoffing ministers. No one surprised.

Today’s Question:
Could the Kremlin KrimeBots, which are putting a flood of stuff into online libel lounges to encouraging the nation's rabblement to attack mosques, the police & parking places for uninvited migrants, actually do us the favour of persuading the scum of the Earth that the UK is not a soft touch after all and to keep away?
   That would definitely outrage Putin the Poisoner.

There's a rumour going round that the reason why the Army wasn't called in to back up the police on the Warfare Wednesday that never happened is that O'Tool's Task Force tried to get gangs of soldiers to put on masks and pretend to be far-Right insurgents. But the O'Toolers were told to fucq off in no uncertain terms by the Army's high command.

How to Smarmer
1. Pretend there are going to be riots everywhere.
2. When there aren't any, claim you prevented them.
3. Claim you have no idea what 2-Tear Policing is all about.

Creaky Joe's vice used to be of Indian origin, like her mother. She's now brown, like her Jamaican father, as there could be more votes in it. Cynical, or what.
Putinstan is backing Camel Harris vigorously, confirming that she would be a disaster for America.

More Things To Come
Plant biologists in the US have identified the ancient gene which gives thorns to rose bushes. They are now working hard on a gene-editing process which will remove thorns from roses & also from food & ornamental crop species.

Young hikers are now officially a major hazard to countryside rescue services. They can't be bothered preparing properly for an outdoor trip and they have an amazing talent for getting lost.

Orf to soggy Montreal for the TigerCats
All-day rain on Friday before Saturday's clash. The Alouettes forced a fumble quickly to give themselves a short field, FG from it. A pick stopped the next TC effort, nowt from it. Taylor Powell, in for the injured Bo Levi Mitchell, had a snap zoom over his head, safety from it, 0-5.
   The TC kick was returned to their 22, the Als were sacked to a FG, 0-8. A FG try by the Cats missed. A 51-yard TD pass play in return, 0-15. A flea-flicker got the Cats close, sacked to a FG, 3-16. One for the Als, 3-19. One for the Cats to close the half at 6-19.
   The Cats kicked another FG in the 13th minute of Q3, 9-19. Almost a TD pass play from the last play of Q3 by the Als, Charge! from the 1 in Q4, 9-26.
   The Cats got close, a TD at last, 16-26 in the 6th minute. The Als ate clock, TD in a Montreal wonky corner with 4 minutes left, 16-33. Powell got the Cats to the MA 11 and made a TD pass with 1:21 left, 23-33. And that's how it ended.

Channelling the L.B.J. chant
“Hey, hey, Thieving Reeves, pensioner corpses stacked to the eaves?” S. Eegheil
“Is there a threshold for predicted excess deaths of pensioners when things get cold which will make Thievin' Reeves call off stealing their Winter Fuel Allowance?” Ketrasil Green

Sadgeek K'han't has been awarded a chant of:
"Use-less bug-ger!" clap-clap, clap, clap-clap

One benefit for the UK from the far-Left & Kremlin KrimeBot stuff in libel lounges about riots is that Hapless Hairy & Mhegan the Muciloid had to go to crime-ruled Colombia for a freebie.

More box-ticking
After doing the token African-Icelandic leader of the Welsh Ssennedd, the inmates have now gone for a token female, who doesn't sound at all Welsh. A Wee Burney clone to plunge Wales even deeper into chaos?

More of it
A representative of the thugs who attacked the police officers @ Manchester airport is accusing the police of contaminating the narrative with facts & context.
Foreign Sec. & globetrotter D. Lammy, whose only claim to fame is thinking King Henry the Eighth was succeeded by King Henry the Seventh, is being accused of furthering Labour's anti-Semitic agenda by sitting on Xport licences for arms sales to Israel.
Another Bier disaster—putting a woman who doesn't think kids should have to learn stuff and pass exams in charge of how schools are run.

Q: Will we ever come to love Bier O'Tool the way Winston Smith was made to love Big Brother in 1984?
A: We're back to the government putting stuff in the water supply again.

Quote of the Week:
The Left, unchecked, is leading us into a very dark place.

Things To Come
Schools under Labour will become just parking places for kids until they reach the age of majority @ 16 and become entitled to a council house and social support payments.
All police forces will be un-funded & disbanded.
No one with a serious medical condition or over 74 years of age will be alive following the collapse of the NHS.
Dentistry will be available only to those who can afford to get it done abroad.
Parliament will be a complete waste of time as appointed rather than elected quangos will control everything, not the government.

The Edmonton Antlers hosted the Lions from BC
The Lions strolled to the EA 1, TD Charge! from the opening drive. Ford did some scrambling, Bede missed a FG try for a rouge, 7-1. No mistake from Whyte to close Q1 at 10-1.
   The Antlers surged to a TD in Q2, 10-8. The Lions blew up on a 3rd & 5 with a pass that missed by a mile. Ford scrambling from the BC 33, TD pass? DPI in the end zone by BC, Charge! from their 1, 10-15. Add a rouge from the kick off. Ford dinged, Bede from 51 yards, 10-19 at half time.
   BC made a FG 2 minutes in to Q3, 12-19. Bethel-Thompson was picked athletically in the BC end zone. Swiss cheese defence, FG for BC, 15-19. One back for the Ants, 16-22.
   In Q4, BC jumped offside on a EA 3rd down, TD +2 for the Antlers in the 10th minute, 16-30. Add a FG for the Antlers in the 13th minute and that was a second win on the trot for them, 16-33, and 1-all with the Lions this season.

Live by the lie, die by it
Bad news for the climate criminals. The current state of understanding of the real science of climate, it has been revealed by proper Xperts, makes the ‘tipping points' for catastrophes, about which they yell so tediously, impossible to predict.
   An error margin of 6,015 years for their numbers makes the CC look Xactly like the crooks they are, and also makes anyone who believes the CC look totally stoopid.

Sherie offers some contentious opinions
“Those who think we'll end up with just small change thanks to Labour's thieving had better think again. The Treasury has been banned from getting more copper coins made and by the time the thieving's done, we will end up with fucq all in our pockets.” Litter Rally
“The far-Right thing is just Labour trying to distract attention from its cluelessness & inability to do anything effective. And what does ‘Free, Free Palestine' have to do with murderous assaults by kids with knives? Where's the far-Rightness in that?” Sobok Ander

Recycling Department
This was said about Wee Sterny Burgeon over 3 years ago but it applies just as much to the O'Tool gang—Politicians never let reality get in the way of a good lie.
   Or a really crap one, in the case of Thieving Reeves.

Today’s Question:
Are we going to see a revival of D. Trump's GAIA campaign?

Get America Interesting Again Pleeze!

The geniuses running the Blood Transfusion Service are getting a booting for creating a shortage by vexatiously & repeatedly cancelling appointments, according to frustrated would-be donors.

“Is Bier O'Tool's real problem that he's upset by challenges to his leadership of the far-Right? Can't stand the competition?” Tom Braider

Today’s Word: Tribosnastmosis
Meaning: The craft of snuffing out candles.
Origin: tribein (Greek) to rub & snast (obscure) a wick.

Even more of it
The Army wasn't put on stand-by to assist the police on Warfare Wednesday as the O'Tool gang knew the 'threat' was imaginary.
80% of the electorate didn't vote for O'Tool Labour in the general election and that's close to the number of people who think he's making a bog of handling far-Left riots, according to the latest opinion polls.
New policy from our Labour lot—cut the throats of rioters to free Palestine.
Number of People Smuggling Gangs smashed by Bier O'Tool to date = ZERO.
The UK far-Right have been Xposed! As just a creation of the far-Left. An internet mirage.
“Is it a 'triumph' if you create an imaginary existential threat & there's no violent conflict with something that doesn't exist to the extent advertised?” T. Rob Inson

++ US court rules that Gooble is an abusive monopoly & being cruel to competitors ++ Gooble to appeal ++ Nothing changes ++

Seagulls have been outed as a kleptoparasitic species. They are out of the same box as Labour politicians.

Chumocracy News
In thrall to the snivel service Blob, Bier O'Tool has binned the Tory plan to bin 66,000 UseLEZ snivel service jobs.

Hottest Monday Ever Noos
What we got yesterday was a prime example of the Septic Smarmer Effect in action. The Met Office was talking about the temperature reaching the mid-thirties Centigrade. Meanwhile, customers were looking out at grey skies over Romiley and trees being thrashed about by the wind.
   And given the source—a Met Office with a history of confecting temperature records— the customers just assumed the bastards were lying to us again, as the Smarmer Labourites do at every opportunity.
   1:54 p.m., conditions clouded over, an electronic thermometer parked on the blue bin was showing 25 deg.C. Occasional sightings of the Sun but mostly cloudy and dismal.

Q: Donate 20 grand to Labour politicians and what do you get?
A: A director's job in the Thievin Reeves-run Treasury and no Labour mob yelling about cash for jobs, which would have happened if the Tories had done this.

Corporal Bier Snoozefest has been re-invented as Corporal Fantasist.
“He's a.k.a. Corporal Codswallop.” Scrunch McGunch

Esso petrol 141.9p/litre in Romiley.
Esso diesel 145.9p/litre.
Down another tad.

There is actually a world of difference between the UK having a hottest day; that's England, Scotland, Wales & Northern Ireland; and a thermometer in a tiny patch of Cambridgeshire falling 0.2 deg.C short of getting to 35 deg.C.
   Monday was supposed to be blazing sunshine; not in Romiley. Tuesday (yesterday) was supposed to be wet. Not in Romiley until 16:40.
   What we're getting is more the sort of BS you'd Xpect to hear from one of the O'Tool gang rather than actuality from what is supposed to be a collection of objective weather scientists. Which raises the question of the source of the loss of contact from reality. Did the Met Office catch it from the Labour party, or is the vice versa?

Sherie unpacks her mailbag
“11-year-olds in the Bier Riots? Proof that Labour is the party of the criminal & believes in starting them young.” S. Tealer
“Does Thievin Reeves have to make an effort to achieve Nett Zero credibility every time she opens her gob or is it something that comes naturally? We should be told.” Javon Zalament
“That's all Labour ever does, lie to us. So why should we Xpect anything different from any of the O'Tool gang?” Red Djermind
“Synchronized rioting as an event @ the next Olympics? With the far-Right Xcluded, of course?” Heldin Check
“It's somewhat ironic that the Algerian testosterone factory beat a female Chinese boxer in the Olympic final if Chinese athletes are suspected of being drug cheats who rival the Russians.” Dia Versity

Charities are warning that the Reeves theft of the WFA will create an NHS crisis when the weather turns cold, and it will cost the nation @ least twice the amount stolen by Thievin Reeves.

Today’s Question:
Does the BierBC report without fear or favour? Or should that be without truth or accuracy?

The government is on course to make strikes by the major unions compulsory before the next election.

Q: How do you get away with swanning around masked & carrying offensive weapons?
A: Claim you heard that rachelists were coming to attack you.
Q: Wot is a vegan influencer?
A: Someone who spends their day telling vegetables to enjoy being eaten.

Even more Booting Noos
Birmingham's police contingent is getting a booting for letting a Moslem mob wreck a pub in the Yardley area after 2-Tear Bier's imaginary far-Righters failed to show up.
40 grand per year per illegal. Guess where the cash comes from.
Scottish parents are getting a booting for creating a plague of drunken children in city centres and creating even more problems for the creaking NHS and social services north of the border.
Northamptonshire's police farce is getting a booting for failing to check the story offered by a now sacked Chief Constable, who put as many lies in his CV as a member of O'Tool's Army.
The Can't Prosecute Service is making noises but unlikely to do anything about him.
Oftwat, the water regulator, is getting a booting for only just waking up & sticking fines totalling £168 million on 3 polluting water firms. No one surprised that Thames Water was done for £104 million of it.
“Is this Thievin Reeves working hard to fill her imaginary Brown Hole?” 2 Good4U

Today’s Other Question:
Drive or Drivel? What does Bier O'Tool really have to offer?

Bier Smarmer's agenda has been revealed. Not a police state but a Bier Brother State, in which no one can do anything without getting his personal permission.

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WEEK 3    Labour said change—look in your pockets                         and that’s all you’re left with

 
The price of Bierdom
The Xperts have done their sums & unnecessary bodies in the snivel service will cost the nation more than the bogus asylum seekers so eagerly imported by Labour by the time the O'Tool gang have finished quangoing.
   The situation is not helped by Home Office minions making Xcuses for anti-Britisch thugs among their imports.
“The only reason for opening our borders should be so that we can boot the twats who parade around with open-borders signs across our border to somewhere else.” Bod Epart

What should happen
Thievin Reeves (salary £163,891 p.a.) should lose 2% of it (£3,277.82) for every lie told since the July general election was called, plus those told whilst she's been the Chancellor, so that the rest of us can bet on when she will be working for nothing.

Labour has boosted the rate of inflation from 2% to 2.2%

Bad news for those living in the south-east of England. The Edstone Milipede occasionals scams will not be able to meet the demand for electricity there and regional pricing will have to be imposed to Xclude poor people in areas like the south-east to keep the lights on.

The lunatic fringe of the NHS is willing to do gender-swapping on kids as young as five. Ignoring the Cass report on this abuse of kids now appears to be S.O.P.

People are starting to ask if this Iranian revenge attack on Israel, which the meeja are pushing for, is as real as Bier O'Tool's Warfare Wednesday.

It doesn't give you much confidence in those in charge of the justice system if, when the Tories are in office, the police can't be arsed to make arrests & the courts are soft on even the worst criminals
   But, when there's a Labour government, the system can leap into high gear in an instant in response to Bier O'Tool's claims of a revolution being fomented by his largely imaginary far-Right.
   Still nothing being done about the real criminals, the violent Islamists, the Just Stoppers, the anti-Semites, shoplifters, etc.

Tulence of the flat sort banned
An industrial tribunal has ruled that council department supervisors who feel threatened by a minion are not permitted to fart on the minion during the minion's lunch break.

Democrap presidential hopeful Camel A. Harrisment's weird vice, a Khrushchyov lookalike, is trying to claim that their Republican rivals are as weird as he is. No one impressed (other than Camel).

What Bier O'Tool will never get is the difference between those who are responsible for Breaking Britain, i.e. himself & his stooges, and those who respond to what they see going on around them and upset Bier by telling him what a bog he's making of things.

Finding a place in history
The storming of the Bastille was downgraded to 'nothing much happened' right away during the 1790s. The Capitol Caper in 2021 when Creaky Joe Biden took over from D. Trump was all over by teatime.
   Warfare Wednesday has both of them beaten by a mile in the non-event stakes as nothing at all happened after all the alarmism.
Our resident historian tells us that the O'Tool Warfare Wednesday wasn't original, it was just a Chinese copy of the 2021 Biden Riot. Back then, the usual confectors spent millions of dollars on a venue & publicity & security, and no bugger turned up to do a riot.

Thievin Reeves still lying
Lie: Labour inherited an economy on its knees.
Truth: The economy is doing well, say the Xperts. Unemployment was falling, wages were increasing in the wealth creation sector and the economy was growing until Labour was elected.
Conclusion: The Reeves claim is a 'complete fabrication', 'baloney' and 'never credible' to quote just a few Xperts. Unemployment is half what it was when Labour was last in office, and so is the rate of government borrowing based on GDP.
Is this woman even capable of telling the truth?

100,000 bogus asylum seekers are to be allowed to stay here instead of being Xported thanks to the O'Tool regime's totally cluelessness.

Is Bier O'Tool trying to provoke Iran into doing something drastic in the way of retaliation against Israel with his interference?

Q: What is a crap way to try to knobble a chess rival?
A: Be caught on CCTV spreading mercury on a chess board which your rival will use, and end up busted as a poisoner.
[No one surprised that the poisoner is Putinstani. Ed.]

The RedBlacks went out West to smoky Calgary
The Stamps fumbled their first play to the visitors! On to a FG by Ward. Nearly a TD for the Stampeders, DPI in the end zone given, Charge! 3-7.
   The RBs struck back with a TD after 8 minutes, 10-7. Another TD with a flag? Down by contact @ the 1, another Charge!, 10-14. A FG ended Q1 at 13-14. A punt by the Stamps in Q2 got a rouge. One each way. 14-16. The RBs got close in the last minute of the half, TD, 21-16.
   Good start to Q3, the RBs reached the CS 1, TD, 28-16. FG in the 10th minute, 28-19. In Q4, the Stamps got close, TD from the 2, 28-26. A double sacking made the RBs punt. Despite a sack, the CS kicked a FG from the Ottawa 41, 28-29 with 2:23 left. Ward with a 51 yard FG try @ 0:01 on the clock, just through, 31-29 final.

The WFA theft is being used to fund a 19% pay rise for local councillors in Scotland plus pay-offs for those discarded by the customers. £6M per year for a job that people used to do unpaid to serve their community.

Our Labour Justice Sec. is going to keep the impact of the far-Left riots rattling on for years. Or something.
The Bier O'Tool approval rating is now -197.
O'Tool's inner circle of advisors/coaches is in conflict. Sugar Ray is being outed as the problem. No one surprised.
Health Sec. Wee Streeting is Xtending the Labour string of obvious lies by blaming the effects of the Chinese plague & doctor strikes on Tory neglect of the NHS.

One for the historians
Warfare Wednesday or Useful Idiot Wednesday? That's the day when gangs of the usual lefties filled the streets to prevent the imaginary O'Tool far-Righters from wrecking the joint and cost the owners of all the boarded-up shops millions of pounds in lost trade. Lotz of business for the sign-printers, though.

Ongoing conflicts
The Israeli Death Force is continuing a rolling campaign of harassment against the civilian population in Gaza. They order an area to be evacuated then flatten it. When the refugees are settled elsewhere, another evacuation order is issued & more flattening follows.
Isn't it rotten of the Ukrainians to intimidate the peaceful people of Putinstan, which has been knocking hell out of Ukraine for a decade & occupying a big chunk of the south & south-east of the country?

Let Us Be Clear
Who has been photographed waving fake firearms & big knives around? Not the far-Right, only far-Left thugs & nutters & usual suspect criminals.

Appreciation entirely absent
The Edstone Milibandit scam GB Energy is getting a good booting from power Xperts in Scotland, on which the HQ of this hollow sham is to be inflicted.
   Burrocrazy, not money, is the main problem up North, and waiting 4-5 years for GBE to do more than stuff cash into the pockets of quangocrats is not the answer to anything. Especially not to the ishue of restoring all the jobs & skills lost by the Labour ban on the oil & gas industry.
Edstone Milipede has fallen into the trap of going for size instead of efficiency & effectiveness. He is quite cool about wrecking the countryside with 900-foot wind turbines made using slave-conditions labour in China.

Even Worser
Labour's lunatic carbon emissions reduction plans will reduce food production in Britain by 25%, leaving us even more reliant on imports, which will increase global carbon emissions when the transport costs are tacked on. But Labour, with typical dishonesty, will pretend the emissions here have been eliminated, not off-shored, because that's how much regard the O'Tool gang has for the truth.

With the O'Tool gang in charge, every work-shy twat in the public sector is going on strike. Ain't life grand? not

The term ‘Labour taking office' has been revised to ‘Labour faking office' as the O'Tool gang has done nothing but make a bog of things for the last 6 weeks.

The Scottish Borders Council is predicting a rise of 30% in the number of over-75s in the area over the next 4 years. But they'll probably need to stick a minus sign in front of that number by the time Thievin Reeves gets tired of her vindictive vendetta against the elderly.
The transpicaters are getting another booting over the report by Dr. H. Cass, which exposed their excesses. They are still leaving customers thinking they can swap sex as often as they like. The full Xtent of Dr. Cass's concerns is only just leaking out of the quango NHS England, which got her report in May.
The SnackStabber was right. Migrants were waiting at the French coast for the O'Tool gang to take over. Over 4,000 more of them scrounging here since Labour took office.

Doing the Sherie Shuffle
“How come Rod Stewart is having to cancel concerts in the US because he has Covid-19? How come there hasn't been an update to Covid-24?” Daryl Poolside
“What does Robber Reeves hope to get out of becoming the Nastiest Bastard in the Known Universe? We, the ones being robbed, should be told.” Caxton Planq
“Who but Labour would pretend that underclass opportunist criminals are far-Righters plotting to take over the country?” Zak Malenky

Out West to Regina for the Alouettes
Friday nite @ Mosaic, the RoughRiders had a FG miss from the MA 30. The next try, at the end of Q1, missed wide left. "What is going on?" Lauther managed a FG in the 6th minute of Q2, 0-4. The Als quickly fumbled the ball away, another FG, 0-7. The Als zoomed to the SK 5, TD, 7-all. A 40-yard FG by the Als closed the half at 10-7.
   FG for the RR in the 6th minute of Q3, 10-all. The Als were stuffed on a 3rd & 1. The Riders got to the MA 12, TD pass, 10-17. The Als were sacked to a FG in the last minute of Q3, 13-17.
   Another FG miss by the RR in Q4, returned for a TD!!! 128 yards! 21-17. Okay, hurl a bomb TD pass half-way through the quarter for a 21-24 lead. Would the Als be held to a FG in the last minute? No, let the QB run in a TD. But the convert hit the upright! 27-24 and half a minute for the RR to get to FG range. Another miss, the Alouettes win.

The Sadgeek don’t get it
London's cosmetic mayor is claiming that laws designed to counter disinformation are not fit for purpose, seemingly not realizing that if the deliberate sabotage by the far-Left legal Blob were stopped, people like himself, Bier O'Tool, Thievin Reeves, Wee Streeting et al would be silenced. Forthwith!

Putin the Poisoner is accusing Bier O'Tool of being behind Ukraine's successful cross-border counterstrike in the north-east.
Political Dinosaur: Smarmersorearse Wrecks
Bier Smarmer is trying to stifle any mention of migration to cover up his cluelessness. His plan seems to be to create something being called Inslammerophobia—a fear of being locked up unfairly—as a means of silencing the customers.

The penalty of monotony
If someone is non-binary, that means there's only one person involved, not two. So logically, such an individual can't use the plural pronoun 'they' and its accusative/dative form 'them'.
Quibble: Non-binary could be interpreted as more than two.
Riposte: If only one individual is visible, that's schizophrenia.

Claim: Xtremism in all forms is pernicious.
Riposte: All generalizations are false, including this one. [the American author known as Mark Twain]

The cast list, in part
Bier Smarmer: allowed to booze for Britain by indulgent police forces when everyone else was locked in 'coz of the Chinese plague and being hit with fines which were criminal offences and gross abuses of the law
Rachel Thieves: steals from the old & poor to give to her mates
Wee Streeting: only small but his lies are as big as anyone else's
Pixie Balls: pouts a lot and pretends to care, but as clueless as the rest

A BierBC reporter was scolded by the IDF when she mentioned that their bombing of a Gaza school to kill 19 Hamas also killed 100 other Palestinians.
Over 40,000 Gazans now killed by the IDF
Recent rioters in the UK will be eligible for the O'Tool ‘get out of gaol early' agenda, so all the talk of getting tough is Bier Baloney. No one surprised.

The Two Bier approach to policing has encouraged Pal Pals, even Oxford graduates(!), to think it's okay to clobber coppers with a sledge hammer.
The State of Play in the Untied States now is that it doesn't matter who wins the election in November, the result will be a disaster. Trump is too old & divisive and Harrisment, another lawyer, is just as incompetent as Bier O'Tool.
Israeli terrorists have launched arson & murder raids on Palestinians in the Jerusalem area. No arrests Xpected.

Off to soggy Hamilton, Ontario, for the revived Edmonton Antlers
The TigerCats coughed up their first play! The Antlers drove to the TC 4, TD, 7-0. Powell crunched, Mitchell on to hurl a huge pass, The Cats @ the EA 6 but a failed catch attempt went to the Ants! The Ants went to a FG in Q2 but the Cats jumped offside. TD from their 3, 14-0.
   The Cats made a FG after 8 minutes, 14-3. The Ants drove to the TC 2, TD, Rankin again, 21-3. Add a rouge from the kick off. The Ants had to punt with just over 2 minutes left but they mugged the TC return guy and got the ball! TD, 29-3. The Cats were stopped, FG 32-3 at half time.
   The Cats went in for a TD from the EA 2 in Q3, no +2, 32-9. A pass to the EA end zone was picked by the defence! Nowt from it. Another TD for the Cats to close Q3, 32-16.
   A brilliant pass play to Mayala put the Ants @ the TC 3, TD No. 3 for Rankin after 7 minutes, 39-16. The Cats reached the EA 12, TD pass by their 3rd string QB, no +2, 39-22. Bethel-Thompson fired a TD pass for 46-22, which became 47-22 final after a rouge from the kick off. Excellent!

There is a movement afoot to make disgraced BierBC commentator Huv Edwards into a victim & force the BierBC's bosses to refund to the licence payer, the £200K those same bosses casually handed to him whilst he was parked & in disgrace.

Q: Is Bier O'Tool a human bollard?
A: The human part of that description is still subject to confirmation.
Q: Why is B. O'Bummer so keen on Camel Harrisment as the next US president?
A: It looks very like he thinks she's clueless enuff to let him be in charge really & just do the odd bit of posturing whilst he gets an illegal third term.

The pretend green power station Drax, which burns wood imported from the Untied states and cops for a GINORMOUS subsidy from the taxpayer, was getting a booting for emitting 11.5 million tons of carbon dioxide in 2023. Which is nothing in the context of global human-source carbon dioxide emissions; which was 42,200 million tons in 2022. And that number is just a few per cent of the natural world carbon cycle.
The real argument for closing Drax is that it's cheaper to keep the lights on using gas or coal. But political posturing gets in the way of that.

See a drain, pour our cash down it
The wheels are coming off the Bier O'Tool plan to create 5 million new homes for migrants. Leaks have revealed that it involves letting Labour councils pad out the total with cosmetic rooftop roosts built on existing blocks of flats.
   These shacks will be so tiny that no one will want to live in them, especially with no parking space & no fire escape as further attractions.
All they have to do is build something. There's nothing in the rules about anyone actually living in the something.

Getting there
Finally, the people who pontificate have started to notice that O'Tool isn't an ideas man. Something we've been saying here for ages. 'He's a lawyer not a leader', is their legend. He has to be told what to do.
If the likes of Sugar Ray are doing the telling, he's well on the way to confirming his place in history as the least capable & most dishonest prime monster of all time.

Why is Sugar Ray agitating for £310 MILLION of our money to throw @ a sports stadium @ the site of a notorious double murder in IRA territory in Belfast?

Who is the real prime monster? ———>
After just 6 weeks, the Downing Street Bunch are describing Sugar Ray as Desperate Dom times 200, as far as splits & divisions go. She is accused of being Olympic level @ both.

Today’s Question:
We are told that 14,000 lightning bolts hit Scotland during the storm on the second Monday of August. Does that mean we're Xpected to believe that God was working to a quota? 14,000 and not a bolt more?

Even Labour's more cosmetic figures like Dame M. Hodge have noticed that her party's leaders just won't talk about immigration because they have nothing to offer.

School kids are to be given fake news lessons by approved tutors to teach them to believe only pro-Left fakery.

Equality, but not as we know it, Jim
White male candidates for the job of police officer are having to take police farces to tribunals when discriminated against for being white blokes under the Labour quota culture.
   Institutional rachelism against white people is now endemic in the public sector. Meeting quotas is more important than quality & ability.
“What the discriminaters are incapable of getting is that the public will now assume that police officers who aren't white & male are just making up the numbers & likely to be purely ornamental.” Bier Scoffer

The Blue Bombers @ the BC Lions
Every visiting team has won thus far in Week 11. The Bombers went ahead with a TD after 7 minutes. Another sack for Jefferson helped to stop BC. Collards ate turf in the last minute of Q1. BC were stopped by a pick 3 minutes in to Q2.
   A long FG try dinged off an upright. Another pick in the last minute of the half put the BB in the BC end zone. Flag on the field, just a FG to close the half at 10-0. In Q3, the BB were stopped on a 3rd & 2. Nowt from it. A bomb pass to Demski helped to get the BB close, 3rd & goal from the BC 1, TD, 17-0. BC were in scoring range as Q3 closed, FG, 17-3.
   A pick stopped the Bombers in Q4. Solid defence stopped the Lions. Another long FG for the BB, 20-3. Almost a TD for BC on 3rd & 10 but the receiver touched white stuff at the side of the end zone in the 11th minute. DPI in the BB end zone put the Lions at the 1 with seconds left, TD Charge!, +2, 20-11 final. Clean sweep for visiting teams.

Q: Which is our fave cake to go with a cup of tea or coffee?
A: Either whatever the respondent has baked or whatever was on offer at a reduced price in their usual supermarket.

Just O’Tooling about
Labour is giving a hidden pay rise to the snivel service by letting them do only a 3-day week in the office, sparing them travel Xpenses & not cutting their pay accordingly.
   This is part of the scam to pretend that the 66,000 surplus snivellers, who were added during the Chinese plague panic period, are needed by letting everyone do less work for the same money.

There are thousands of snivel servants wasting up to 50% of what should be working hours on diversity networks instead of useful work. Time to haul the leaders of the snivellers into court on false pretences charges as they are offering anything but a 'service'.

Bier O'Tool (lawyer, clueless) wants to put a cat flap in what is supposed to be a bomb-proof door which gives access to the flat above 11 Downing Street, where the prime monster now parks his tribe.

Things will only get worser:
The Immigration Enforcement unit @ the Home Office is finding that its snivellers can't be arsed to do even 2 days in the office.

Before the election, Thievin Reeves was telling us that more people in the office more of the time is good for productivity & morale. Now, she's parroting the Angrier Robot line of don't bother to turn up.

Labour Hates UK, Nokay
Angrier Robot is still getting a booting for abandoning a plan to give British citizens priority over migrants for council housing.
Oh, dear! Police farces & courts are getting a booting for not tackling violent shoplifters with the same vigour as the far-Left rioters, whom Bier O'Tool is frantically trying to pretend are far-Righters.

NHS lunatics have ordered radiographers to ask everyone aged 12-55, including blokes, if they are pregnant. The Society of Radiographers is creating record levels of customer dissatisfaction. No one surprised.
This is seen as another tactic from the Diversity, Inclusion, Equality (DIE) parasites, which is aimed at reducing confidence in the NHS to kill off customers & reduce demand.
Even Health Sec. Wee Streeting is reported to be 'concerned' by the waste of cash & chaos created by the DIE lobby. But whether he'll actually do anything to suppress it remains moot.

By law, the qualifier 'bogus' must always precede 'asylum seeker'.
Criminals with over 100 convictions are not being sent to gaol under O'Tool Rule and train drivers are getting 15% more dosh over 3 years. Which just grows the Thievin Reeves Brown Hole even more.
People who do fox hunting are now claiming they are a minority which should have the same rights as Gypsies, the Algae Boutique, etc., under the profusion of equality laws.
Blinkered animal righters with a distorted view of rural reality are suitably outraged.
Most GPs believe that the ‘service' they offer now is now so bad that whatever go-slow & other disruption they indulge in, it won't make things much worse.

Far-Left agitaters [emphasis on the 'git', Ed.] in the Norfolk village of Claxton are attempting to block the provision of a flag pole to prevent the Union flag from being flown in a part of England.

No fish, though?
The boffins operating NASA's InSight lander reckon the oceans on Mars have migrated from the planet's surface to porous rock formations @ a depth of 12 miles, where life may, might, could be present.

All those street-blockers photographed carrying a ‘Refugees Welcome' sign will be identified & obliged to fund accommodation for a migrant for the duration of that person's stay in the UK.

The Hamas are refusing to meet Israeli officials for talks about a cease fire in Gaza to avoid being blown up.
The big problem for the O'Tool gang is that most of them couldn't stop lying if their lives depended on it. The big problem for the rest of us is that not happening.
Putinstan, which sabotaged the Nord Stream gas pipelines to Germany in 2022, is getting stooges in Germany & the Untied States to spread fake news about Ukraine being the saboteur. This is seen as a fairly prethetic attempt to take attention away from the successes being enjoyed by Ukraine's forces on the new front with Putinstan.

Esso petrol 138.9p/litre in Romiley.
Esso diesel 144.9p/litre.
Chipping away @ the Thievin Reeves tax rise Xcuses.

Oh, no! We're doomed. Professor Doombugger Whitty is going to lock all of us in again ‘coz of monkey pox.
[Still, that should help with the Thievin Reeves plan to trash the economy. Ed.]

Home Sec. Pixie Balls will restore respect for the police & Two-Bier policing. No details on offer.
Two-Tearism is now endemic in the government machine.
The Peter Principle has been abolished. Bier O'Tool promotes his ministers way beyond their level of incompetence.
Bier O'Tool is hurling HUGE pay rises @ the public sector 'coz he has to.
Mickey Mouse degrees in subjects like rap & video gaming are on offer from universities which are desperate for cash.
Over 50% of the O'Tool Tribe gets bungs from one trade union or another.

Q: If we pay taxes specifically to fund world-class public services, how come we are not tax-free, given the state of the ones we have?
A: Pass.

"No Gray areas has to be the plan", the headline read after a little editing. Especially of the Sugar sort! It can no longer be denied that Bier O'Tool is converting the UK into a veritable Czechoslovak tea party with her around.

The board game Scrabble is to be renamed Scribble following a decision to add over 2,000 junk words to its official vocabulary.

Today’s Recycled Observation:
If the husband of Thieving Reeves ever decides to ditch her, all he'll have to do is tell the judge she was lying when she said 'I do' and the marriage never happened.
   Job done, no messing!

Uselessness Eternal
Council tax has risen by double the rate of inflation over the last decade, but councils still complain they have no cash, confirming that the public sector is totally incompetent when it comes to spending our money wisely.
“No danger of the bastards being forced to bin the BS and non-jobs, though.” 4 Midable

As ever: Two-Bier policing wasn't invented by Mr. O'Tool. It has its roots in the corruption of police leadership that took place during the New Labour period.
   All O'Tool has done is copy a scam by someone else, not being a leader & an original thinker.

Today’s Ishue:
Should we be alarmed by young Oriental Xhibitionists posting videos on the interweb of themselves scoffing HUGE amounts of food, becoming grossly o'bese and croaking at an early age?
   Or should we just view it as natural selection trimming off inferior members of the species?

Public Service Announcement He's been called the Blogger of the Decade His intellect is matched only by the size of his luck and the size of his bank balance. And yet he manages to keep his Feet On The Ground with the greatest of ease. Do yourself a favour and find out what Xavier has had to say about what's going on Right Now!

WEEK 4    Change includes ignoring people-smuggler gangs now

 
Pragmatizm Rulz
Creaky Joe's last public speeches are to be released ahead of time, as is customary, in case he fluffs his lines or drops off to sleep.
   O'Tool's Army, in contrast, is to abolish the pre-release of speeches to prevent comedians from joining in, using a silly voice, whenever Thievin Reeves, or one of the other reprobates, gets to a deliberate lie.
   Apparently, this has been happening a lot recently and the O'Toolers don't appreciate it!

Pixie Balls, our alleged Home Sec., has joined the chorus of Labour lies by pretending that she's going to deport millions of failed asylum seekers. Yeah, right!

Today’s Other Question:
Why is it that the ludicrous left are so averse to telling the truth & so bad at lying?
[Could it be anything to do with God's equality agenda balancing things out? Ed.]

Weather vane:
Creaky Joe saying a cease-fire deal in Gaza is close means there's no chance of one.

Train fare dodgers who were fined illegally by a fast-track procedure are going to get away with it at a cost of more millions to the taxpayer.
Even looking at someone of the same or another sex in the workplace will be classed as sexual harassment worth compenbloodysation if the tribunal industry gets its way.
50% of the respondents to a recent poll didn't think Bier O'Tool is a total disaster area. Everyone surprised.
Eating a Mediterranean diet of seafood, olives & vegetables helps people to live longer & relieves stress, the Xperts are telling us. But only if the scoffers live in the Mediterranean region, the Xperts have added as a cautionary note.
The O'Tool Tribe is creating another crisis by booting thousands of criminals out of gaol early so that rioters can be banged up for a cosmetic period of their sentence.
How conspiracies are born: Two Brits at the top of a tech firm bought by an American company are hauled into court in the US by a subsequent management but acquitted of any wrong-doing. Just weeks later, both are dead. Go figure.

Shutters down
Pharmacies are on course to become Xtinct in 2054 @ the current rate of closure due to the failure of the Health Department to keep pace with their costs.
   Whether or not this matters depends on how fast the medical trade unions can reduce the ailing portion of the population by being inaccessible.

The truth behind the lie
When Thievin Reeves started going on about a £20 billion Brown Hole in the nation's accounts, it wasn't one dug by the Tories, it was the size of the hole she intended to dig herself.
   But, wheels-off time, when Smarmer's Army has finished bunging Labour's trade union pals, the Brown Hole is likely to be £40 BILLION deep.

B. Net&Yahoo!, the Israeli leader who needs the war with the Hamas to stay out of court on corruption charges, has demonstrated that he has working brain cells by having nothing to do with Dippy Davy Lammy, our international laughing stock of an alleged Foreign Sec., when he was on a jolly to the Middle East.

Unfair competition will always be meaningless
Blokes pretending to be female paralympic athletes are claiming their critics are jealous of them. Prethetic, or what!

N. Farage, MP, is upsetting a lot of others in & out of the House of Common Criminals, especially members of the Anglophobic Left, by being in demand enuff to push his annual income to the million quid mark.

Doing bad by trying to do good
Feeding seeds to birds, whilst good for the bird population. is wrecking the ecosystem through the huge amounts of phosphorus-containing fertilizer residues dumped in bird droppings, Xperts @ Exeter University reckon.
   And anglers handling salmon for photographs before releasing them again is damaging members of a scare fish species fatally, Xperts in Scotlandland reckon.

The RoughRiders zoomed east to Toronto
The visitors opened the scoring with a FG after 8 minutes. Close again, a TD this time as Q1 ran out, 10-0.
   Nothing from the Argonaut offence, another FG for the Riders 6 minutes in to Q2, 13-0. A RR drive starting inside their 20 became a pick by the Argos then a Charge! from the RR 1, TD, 13-7. A long pass from Kelly got the Argos moving, they went for 3rd & goal from the RR 1, stopped in the last minute of the half. But the Argos forced & recovered a fumble. Almost a TD, just a FG, 13-10 at half time.
   Another FG for the Riders in Q3, 16-10. A pass by a scrambling Kelly found a receiver, first & goal, to the 1, pick by the Riders in their end zone! A 53-yard pass play got the Argos close, just a FG to start Q4, 16-13. A huge punt return got the Argos to scoring range. Second & goal from the 1, Kelly tackled @ the 1. 3rd & goal and the Argos stopped again.
   A FG with 5 minutes to go got the Argos level @ 16-all. The Riders went ahead with a FG in the 13th minute, 19-16 and OT looming? Another pick by the Riders wasted a bit of time. Boot with a minute left by the Argos, 19-all.
   The Riders had to punt from their end zone, the Argos set up for a FG as the final play of regulation time. The kick missed wide left. For a rouge! The Argos win 19-20!! Yep, it's true, no lead is safe in the CFL.

Trial by Starmer
Our best mate Bier is getting a good booting for claiming that everyone who's arrested is an evil & vicious & dangerous criminal. Being innocent until proven guilty used to be the way the justice system is supposed to operate. But with a lawyer as prime monster, it is evidently farewell to all that nonsense.
“Lawyers, eh? What the hell do those characters know about justice anyway? It's all about shoving dosh in their pockets and sod the facts.” Dustbin Hofberg
Bier O'Tool has the answer to the electorate's moans about illegal immigrants. He's going to have their complaints labelled rachelism so he can lock them up for it & silence everyone who doesn't fancy a spell inside.

Bought & sold in spades
Details of Xactly how much various trade unions paid to Labourites is leaking out. Natch, this isn't corruption on steroids, it's just what Labour does.

Is there any point in doing surveys about what concerns voters? The top 3 currently are migration, the NHS & the economy, but Labour has no plan for stopping the boats, it will hurl even more BILLIONs down the NHS drain & Thievin Reeves will trash the economy by throwing cash @ every trade union in sight.
   And there's not a damn thing the customers can do about it.
“Maybe O'Tool thinks he can raise enuff cash to pay for all this by selling top civil service jobs. Which would involve moving the donations from Labour's coffers to the public purse.” Van I. Shing
[Sounds like ‘ain't gonna happen' territory. Ed]

Liars On Steroids
Part 1: Phone Guinness. The O'Tool Tribe has set a new world record for the fastest binning of all of its election manifesto pledges.
Part 2: Snivel service bosses are operating a cute swindle when they publish numbers on employee attendance rates in government offices.
   If a unit has 100 staff, the sniveller mandarins give them an office space containing 20 desks. If all of the desks are occupied, that counts as 100% attendance even though 80% of the minions are Skiving @ Home.
Bier O'Tool [right] continues to whistle Dixie to remind us not to believe a word he says.

Esso petrol 137.9p/litre in Romiley.
Esso diesel 143.9p/litre.
Still tadding in the right direction.

Bangalore Toasters?
The phone rings. It's a bloke with an Indian accent using a pocket phone & claiming to be from BT. Bandit Thieves? Bollocks Tossers? Or something similar if he was wittering on incomprehensively @ someone who doesn't get his internet connection from Britisch Telecom.

Iranian hackers attack WhatsCrApp to embarrass government stooges here and in the US. No one surprised.

A Sherie Quickie
“When the BierBC bods talk about ‘people who have periods', are they talking about people like themselves, who have periods of total irrationality?” Votem Ochet
“Bier O'Tool has a Ming Vase Strategy. Unfortunately for the people paying the bills, he is using an unbreakable Ming the Merciless Vase to batter everything that is still worth having in Britain into shapeless rubble.” Vexed Moocher
“Just how seriously will the zombie knife fans take the policing minister's order to surrender them or face prison at a time when O'Tool posturing has left no room @ the gaol?” Fur Queue

The TigerCats went west to Winnipeg
The Blue Bombers were held to a FG, and that was all the offences managed in Q1. Another FG early in Q2 put the BB 0-6 ahead. The Cats made some passes on the way to a FG and 3-6 after 5 minutes.
   The BB reached the TC 15 but Collards was picked off. Nowt from it. The BB had to punt but they mugged the return guy and turned a fumble into a TD. 3-13. A sack by the Cats held the BB to a FG in the last seconds of the half, 3-16.
   The Cats made a 3rd down on the way to the BB 10 after 7 minutes of Q3, TD, 10-16. A pick by the Cats gave them a long FG try, 13-16. One the other way in the 13th minute, 13-19. Mitchell and his receivers made some long pass plays, 2nd TD for Bell to close Q3 at 20-19.
   Collards was sacked again in Q4. Lots of defence. A FG try by the Cats went wide left with 4 minutes to go. The Cats grabbed a batted pass by Collards, 2:23 left. A FG went through this time, 23-19. TD for the Bombers with 19 seconds left, 23-26, goodnight.

If you Reeve, you thieve
The government is suspected of making strenuous efforts to conceal the numbers for people who are changing their name from Reeves to something else to avoid constant accusations of being out of the same box as our truth-averse Chancellor.
   Worse, Thievin Reeves is known to be blocking the customary impact report, which is usually made when a government bins a benefit. She is clearly attempting to avoid even more adverse publicity around her theft of the WFA £300.
The grab from pensioners this winter has been upped to £500 thanks to the efforts of Ofgem, leaving us wondering how much our caring, sharing government has invested in the funeral industry.

Serial economic degradation
Encouraged by Thievin Reeves, government departments are blowing an Xtra £3 BILLION per month to 'justify' a really crunching Xtra tax burden when Reevesie unloads her Brown Hole Budget upon us.

More Bier Bonquers
The Labour lot is descending to even deeper depths of lunacy by pretending that some buildings are rachelist. This is their Xcuse for wasting £130,000 of our money on stooges in Labour Wales.
   WTF next?

Home Sec. Pixie Cooper made a balls of announcing her deportation target for illegals. No one surprised.
It's either a screw up or a deliberate attempt to deceive, was the opinion of an Xpert.

The BierBC is suspected of trying to sneak a ban on waving Union flags @ the Last Night of the Proms in accordance with the Serbia O'Tool anti-Britisch agenda. No doubt the Pal Pals will be allowed to get away with waving their irrelevant banners.

Quote of the Day:
Lies are the mortar which Bier O'Tool is using to build a prison for the Britisch population.

Q: Why did fish ‘n' chips in Padstow, Cornwall, get a higher staycation rating than the Giant's Causeway in Northern Ireland?
A: No chippie on the Causeway.
Q: Just how much chance is there of the Tories getting their investigation into cash for Labour in return for top civil service jobs?
A: The square root of bugger all, the Xperts reckon.
Q: Is Pixie Balls the right person to do anything about the illegal immigrant legal gravy train?
A: Joke.

BC’s Lions in the nation’s capital
A promising opening drive by the Lions got the benefit of DPI in the RedBlack end zone, TD from the next play. A 42-yard pass play helped the RBs to scoring range, FG, 7-3. One for BC after 10 minutes, 10-3.
   BC tried a FG to start Q2. The kick was blocked but got to the end zone for a rouge. A sack then a pick gave the ball to the RBs after 5 minutes. TD from it, no +2, 11-9. A long run by Rourke helped BC to a FG and 14-9. They were back for another in the 14th minute, 17-9. A 54-yarder got the RedBlacks to 17-12 at half time.
   Swiss cheese defence let the RBs score a TD in the first minute of Q3! 64 yards, +2, 17-20. Sack, fumble, RB ball. TD from it, 17-27. BC made a 3rd down on the way to the RB 7, TD Charge! from the 1, 24-27.
   The RBs reached the BC 1 in Q4, TD, 24-34 after 9 minutes. BC kicked a FG with 2 minutes left, 27-34. Final.

Under the Wetby leadership, the Church of England has become just an irrelevant distraction obsessed with slavery and denying the civilizing effects of a British world presence.
Pensioners had their Winter Fuel Allowance stolen by O'Tool Cabinet members who shove the cost of heating their second home on their taxpayer-funded Xpenses. No wonder all decent people hate the bastards.
The health ombudsperson is claiming that the NHS is not a religion—and not being believed. Mainly because its medical priesthood think they can get away with any abuse or neglect of the fee-paying customers. How is that not typical of a religion?
Rapists who attack children are Xcluded from the O'Tool ‘lock everyone up' posturing.
The nation's police have been ordered to ditch woking & rainbow flagging, and concentrate on professionalism. But anyone going to the Notting Hill Carnival will still be in danger of being stabbed 'coz that's the local culture.

O’Tool Noos
Bier O'Tool Xplained—he grew up in abject poverty (he claims) and he sees that as a licence to make it his mission to let everyone else share the Xperience. Hence making Thievin Reeves his Chancellor.
   He is also claiming that not Shirking @ Home damages productivity, which takes him to a new depth of arrogant iggorance. ‘A culture of presenteeism' is the latest bit of Bier bullshit.
   He has also admitted that the Sugar Ray £330 MILLION Belfast stadium row is dividing his Cabinet by denying that this is happening. This is being cited as a fine Xample of 'reversebierism' in action.
“If Bier O'Tool reckons that presenteeism is a Bad Thing, that must mean he thinks he can grow productivity with a culture of absenteeism. Only a lawyer could come up with something that effin stoopid.” P. Lonquer

Q: Why are all the roads clogged?
A: It's the August Bonk Holiday and an Xcuse for aimless motoring.

Public Service Message Vote Labour, end up broke Vote Labour ain’t no joke Vote Labour, buy the lie Vote Labour, get bled dry Forget the future, you don’t have one

Leftward Lurches or
Corruption On Steroids
One of the arguments for letting Labour carry on selling top civil service jobs via donations is that it can't undermine integrity as the snivel service no longer has much of that left.
Tomorrow, Bier O'Tool will claim that the Brown Hole he has dug during his first 50 days of abusing the prime monster job was caused by the Tories. The chorus of "Lying Bastard", clap-clap clap clap-clap is Xpected to be deafening. Customers are advised to wear ear plugs all day.
Labour stooges are working hard to pretend that Bier O'Tool didn't manage a Disaster A Day for his first 50 days as prime monster. No one convinced.
“He's already well past the disaster total for the preceding 9 years of Tory solo rule without the Trivials, including the Chinese plague period.” I.M. Thievin

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East to Montreal for the Edmonton Antlers
The Alouettes opened the scoring mid-way through Q1 with a FG. TD pass to Lewis after 10 minutes, 7-3. Roughing the passer helped the Antlers to the MA 8, TD to open Q2, 14-3.
   A monster pass by Fajardo was picked by the Ants. Nowt from it due to sharp MA defence. The Als were held to a FG in the 13th minute, 14-6. The Ants had to settle for a short FG in the last minute of the half, 17-6.
   Fajardo threw a pass from his end zone to midfield in Q3, on to a TD for the Als, no +2, 17-12. A pass to the EA end zone gave the Als a TD, no +2, 17-18 after 12 minutes. More MA defence, more passing by Fajardo, FG, 17-21.
   A long FG try by the Ants missed in Q4. The Ants were stopped short on a 3rd & 10 going for a TD in the 14th minute. The Ants got close but solid end zone defence gave the win to the Albertines. All visitor wins last week, all home team wins this week.

O’Tool the riot confecter
Bier O'Tool has committed the criminal offence of spreading fake news by blaming the riots following the Southport massacre on his imaginary far-Righters. Under his own rules, he belongs in gaol. But like that's going to happen.
The latest assessment of his performance in office is that Bier doesn't have the brains of a well-rotted radish.

Infallible lie detector!
Anything from a government minister or stooge that follows the words: 'over the last 13 (or 14) years' will be nothing like the truth as it invites us to forget the 5 years of coalition between Dave the Leader's Conservatives and a Trivial party led by Post Office minister Ed Gravy, the Horizon Hero who let innocent postmasters go to gaol.

“I am crap,” Bier O’Tool will tell the nation today.
Things will get worse & worse because he has found that he & his sorry crew are totally incapable of running the country.
   "Taxes will go up, the lights will go out and there's not a damn thing you can do about it," he will announce.
   Along with the usual ration of Bier bullshit claiming it's all the fault of the Tories even though everyone knows he's lying.

A new category of chancers has been introduced for local councillors & cosmetic mayors like the Sadgeek & our local Jonah Burnham.
   The term two-bob chancer is now history.
It's now 2d.
   That's two of the pre-decimal pence, not 2p.

Irritation Factor 100%
American politicians & meeja stooges are afraid to call former president D. Trump mad as they know it will let him sue the pants off them, as happened to the magazine which did it to Senator B. Goldberg when he was running against L.B.J.

Change is not always for the better
A pie & a pint during the interval @ a West End theatre show is becoming a thing of the past. Productions now have to be shorter to take account of the reduced attention span of younger theatre-goers, even if there's a big financial hit from the loss of interval sales profits.

What the Justice Ministry needs to do is make a stabbing attack worth 20 years in gaol; actual time served; if non-fatal or whole-life if fatal.
   That might just make some of the bastards think twice before being tooled op.

They lurk among us
A YouGov poll has found that one-third of the population are nasty bastards, who are okay with Thievin Reeves stealing their WFA from pensioners.
   The same survey found that two-thirds of us don't believe that Milipede green energy scams will lower bills.

All the fuss kicked up by the far-Left about bets laid on when the general election would be held was total BS, the police have been forced to admit.
    Despite strenuous efforts to oblige the O'Tool Tribe, they can't charge anyone. And they are not allowed to offer the truth about the far-Left confecting the BS as a distraction from its own crimes against humanity.

Q: What's a really daft thing to do if you go out rioting?
A: Wear a T-shirt with your name printed on the back in large capitals.
Q: What do you get if you run a Putinstan-sponsored fake news mock newspaper website in Pakistan?
A: Busted by the local Federal Investigation Agency.
Q: Crank?
A: Someone who winds up people with no self-starter.
Q: What do you get if NASA sends you on an 8-day mission to the International Space Station?
A: Stuck there until April of next year.
“How Elon Muscular is that!” S. Marmer

Worth a try
The latest theory about how Ice Age hunters managed to kill mammoths is that they stuck spears in the ground & irritated a mammoth to make it charge @ the pests & impale itself fatally.
   Any chance of using a similar system on our more vexatious citizens?

Thievin Reeves is on course to make the trillion-pound Brown Hole created by her hero, Gordon F., over 13 years look like just pocket change by the end of the current Parliament.
Camel Harissment's choice of running mate is off to a good start. T. Walz has proved that he can lie like an O'Tool Tribe member; and do it as badly as Thievin Reeves.
Despite their best efforts, the Xperts have been unable to prove that any of the substitutes, which are made by ultra-processing vegetable material to a white gunk, is as nutritious as cow's milk.

1975
That's when a Romiley Literary Circle author came up with the concept of Refuse Recycling Centres to sort household & industrial waste, pick out the re-useable materials, burn combustible waste to generate heat/power for the local area and consign the rest to a dump.
   What have the jobsworths in the governing sector, local & national, done in the intervening half-century to make this happen? Fucq all. That's how much use they are.

Left-lurched bias
It tells you everything you need to know about the stooges who were yelling that Queen Elizabeth called D. Trump rude that they chose not to mention that she also found Trump amusing.

Today’s Wisdom:
Whilst it might be nice to be proved right, it's no comfort to know that your prime monster really is a UseLEZ SOAT**.
[**Son Of A Toolmatker. Ed.]

If someone takes delivery of a postcard with a 1903 franking on an old stamp, the Royal Mail will claim that it was put back into the system rather than it was parked somewhere and neglected for 121 years.

Everyone but Bier’s mates will get poorer & poorer
Beir Smarmer has lost his marbles completely. He has admitted that Labour is going to fucq things up royally over the rest of the year because his gang is basically NBG.
   And he's going to try to blame all the tax revenue he & Thievin Reeves steal after binning their election pledges on his prethetic fantasies about the Tory Legacy.
   This is the worst political lie in the whole history of the universe.
   Even the BierBC is saying this is BS.
   But does Bier give 0.0001% of a rattenkrantz?

Give us more dosh!
Warmists are claiming that heat-related deaths in the UK could might maybe reach 8,000 per year by the end of the century if the global temperature rises by 3 degrees Centigrade. Which is trivial compared to the 70,000 deaths per year due to cold.
   Natch, no plan is on offer to bomb the fucq out of the Chinese, Indian & other fossil fuel fed power stations which are creating the carbon dioxide the climate criminals are wailing about. All they want is more of our dosh for their free ride.

Drug dealers in Scotland are working hard to put themselves out of business by brewing up benzodiazapine variants which are known to be lethal in tiny doses and selling them to their customers.
Supermarkets which went mad on DIY checkouts are finding that customers no longer think they're all that super and they are having to restore human-staffed checkouts to restore profits. DIY checkouts also encourage shoppers to underpay and/or steal.
Another O'Tool lie—he's going to allow free movement here for under-30 EFU citizens but he's claiming he won't do it.
17,000 foreign criminals out of gaol & undeported thanks to Home Office obstruction @ the last count.

Q: How do you get to go Boozing with Bier & the gang @ No. 10?
A: Buy him suits ‘n' specs.
Q: Is the government planning to publish excess deaths figures to tell us how many old people were killed this winter by the Chancellor's theft of the WFA?
A: There will be an official lie but the real story will be that Bier O'Tool ordered the number to be suppressed to prevent it being used to trigger further riots and further embarrassment about no room at the gaol.
[And if no one believes that, Sugar Ray will get the blame. Ed.]
“We don't need O'Tool's lies, we need his absence. Begone, you truth-averse bastard.” Stan Dingroom

WEEK 5    Change every 2 seconds is Bier taking the pee

 
++ Bier Smarmy forced admit his first 50 days were a disaster ++ All pre-election stuff about no tax rises was Bier BS & outright lies ++ And things can only get worser in the next 5 years ++ Next stop, Berlin to do a Chamberlain & return to UK with a piece of paper after selling out Brexit to EFU ++ German Kanceller Sgt. Schultz not thrilled to be stuck with Hitler role ++
“What was all that BS about a message of hope from Bier? Things can only get worser. That's his idea of change? Cute, or what.” Airborn Armfal
“He's about as useful for replacing an entire floor as one plank of wood that's only half an inch long.” Nargi Voller

Only two of Jack the Rippers known murder victims worked in the London sex trade of the 1880s. The rest were the subjects of vicious libels.
“And anyone even vaguely related to them is entitled to compenbloodysation as for the slavery thing?” R. Obber

Today’s Other Wisdom:
There is a world of difference between a health service which is underfunded and one which is short of cash for essential services because the bozos in charge have squandered the BILLIONs Xtracted from the taxpayer on diversity garbage & other things of Nett Zero benefit to the customers.

Foot-shot
Bier O'Tool reckons not having enuff prison places is about as fundamental a failure as you can get.
   Remind us; who was it who created the insufficiency?
Some creep called Bier O'Tool, wasn't it?
[Customers are requested to forget the content of the line above. Or not, as they choose. Ed.]
Bier's prison crisis just evaporated overnight! The Age of Miracles is still with us.

Defence of the realm, but not as we kno it, Jim
Military training will be largely abandoned to fund a pay rise for our troops. No ammunition will be issued during the reduced training programme & troops will have to yell "Bang!" instead of firing guns.
   Crews of ammunition-free artillery pieces will be required to do their yell in chorus.

Just a thought . . .
Go to gaol in China & the government will swipe bits of your liver, your lungs or anything else that's needed for a transplant to someone on-side.
   Maybe we should try that here to discourage persistent criminals.

Some character is still claiming that four non-human bodies were recovered from a balloon crash site near Roswell in New Mexico in 1947 and the government in the Untied States has been lying like an O'Tool about the incident.
   Anything to sell yer book, eh?

A Sherie chairs a Quickie Debate
“If the Labour party is involved, directly or indirectly, whatever is going on is probably something nefarious.” T.H. Eve
“If you're talking about Boozin' with Bier, some Labour stooge will claim it's something them Tories have done and got away with.” U.S. Lessotool
“Which is irrelevant and just a distraction. Unless you want us to believe that if Jack the Ripper got away with it, everyone else is entitled to get away with murder.” T.H. Eve

Today’s Question:
Will Gordon F. Broon, who invented it, demand that Thievin Reeves stops wearing his T-shirt if she goes ahead with stealing the Winter Fuel Allowance that GBF was so proud of introducing when Thievin does her pensioner-slamming October Budget?

Things to say to a Mugger (revised)
No. 23 was: "Is your name Brown?"
It is now: "Is your name Reeves?"

Tech firms are being ordered to remove all copies of the Labour election manifesto from their websites as part of a purge of fake news items.

Two more flat blocks go up in flames in the London area. No one dead this time.
The Red Flag has been discarded as the Labour party's anthem in favour of The White Flag, which Bier has been waving @ the trade unions since he took office.
One-quarter of supermarket customers think they should be entitled to steal anything priced below £10.
Bier O'Tool's current worst lie is claiming restoring trust is his priority. A claim made after he'd broken every election manifesto pledge during his first few weeks as prime monster.
The management of HM Prison @ Wandsworth allowed the CCTV system to remain broken & not working for a year. No sackings Xpected.

Q: What is worse than a lying bastard?
A: One who keeps on doing even though everyone knows he's absolutely useless at it. Yes, Bier, we mean you.

O'Tool claims that he has changed the labour party. But is changing it into an even bigger bunch of lying bastards than it was under O.J. Corbynstein anything to brag about?
   You'd have to be a right nutter to think so.

Which is more likely?
(a) Thieves pumped a truckload of anaesthetic gas into a holiday rental in Ibiza to knock out the rich visitors whilst they ransacked the joint and no one smelled the gas, which would have cost way more than the yield from the loot?
(b) The thieves were real quiet when they did their nocturnal Reevesing?

Waiters will have an easier time of things in the future. Youngies don't want to talk to someone to order a meal, they want to use their phone and a CrApp. Thus waiters will become just deliverers & table clearers.

The irrelevance of a tiny mind
Our Foreign Sec., Dippy Dave, thinks people in the UK stamping their feet, banging tin trays & beeping their car horns will frighten Putin the Poisoner's army out of Ukraine.
   News Flash, Dave: all making a noise here will do is get you busted & issued with a fixed penalty notice by some vindictive plod for disturbing the peace.

The Talibandits have ordered women to become invisible by wearing shapeless, baggy clothing, hoods & masks in public.
“Something for Angular Robot, Thievin, Pixie and all the rest of Bier's crew here to do as well?” Caramel S. Arris

Q: Why is the SNP so keen on decriminalizing dangerous drugs & helping users to take them?
A: Because you'd have to be zonked out of your skull to vote for them?

The cost to the taxpayer of the Post Office's bosses trying to pretend that the Horizon Horror never happened has been added up. The victims are struggling to match the £250 MILLION or so that has gone to the legal trade; with more to follow.

Today’s Question:
How come lying in a public office isn't a criminal offence & how come a triple axe-murderer hasn't been booted out of his prison cell to make room for Bier Smarmer?

Bier Smarmer tries to deflect attention from his failure to stop the boats by lying about the cost to the NHS of smoking. It's a matter of record that tobacco taxes yield a lot more than the cost of treating smoking related conditions in the real world—if not in BSland.
   So why is he pretending the opposite is true? Does he actually have a medical condition, such as veritophobia, which prevents him from telling the truth?
Bier is also trying to pretend that the SnackStabber's rolling ban to prevent kids from ever taking up smoking legally is his idea.

Typical of the Smarmer Army
Edstone Milipede is trying to overtake Bier & Thievin as the government's worst liar by claiming that the Tory energy policy has left us @ the mercy of foreign gas supplies controlled by dictators.
FACT CHECK
Most of our gas comes from UK sources, which Labour is demolishing. Most of our imports come from Denmark, Norway and the US, the world's biggest producer of natural gas. None of them is a dictatership.
CONCLUSION
Edstone is a pillock. But we knew that already.

The more destructive of last Monday's pair of tower block fires, the one in Dagenham, involved a building with ‘non-compliant cladding'. The other fire, in Blackwall, was much less dramatic.
“Non-compliant tenants, who set fire to the joint, would appear to be an even greater ishue than the cladding.” Al Igator

People who constantly take pix of themselves with a pocket phone have thanatophobia; a morbid fear of death; and they are trying to create a fake immortality, shrinks @ Tel Aviv U. would have us believe.

Angular Robot is skiving in Ibiza. Which does restrict their UK-wrecking activities somewhat.

This month’s S*T*A*R letter:
"It's been utterly dreadful having to endure 14 years of the same old, same old chaos from the Tory/Trivial Coalition and then just the Tories.
   “We should all be on our knees in gratitude before Uncle Bier, who brought us 50 days' new, Xciting & dynamic chaos, and an assurance that the whole country will be a total wreck by the end of this Parliament.” Alber Kirky

Labour’s Slough of Sleaze
The Thievin/Edstone Axis will destroy the oil & gas industry in the UK by increasing taxes on it & preventing investment. The companies in the supply chain will also disappear.
   This is all part of the O'Tool plan to wreck the UK by reducing employment, ending Tory growth, shoving vast amounts of our dosh into the pockets of his mates & cutting tax revenue by driving rich people & companies out of the UK devastation zone which he is creating.

Backscratchual Bier
Morals? None.
Principles? None.
Talent? None.
Sleaze? By the bucketful.

Prethetic, or what!
Bier O'Tool is getting a booting for having a portrait of Margaret Thatcher removed from the Thatcher Room @ Downing Street. Petty-minded Pillock & Clueless Cnut are the kindest things being said about him. He claims he finds the portrait unsettling. But maybe if the bastard got on with the job he's being overpaid to do, he wouldn't be so open to distractions.
“He does have the option of being a twat in another room. But realizing that is probably too much for him to get his beered up brain around.” M.K.

No remorse, though
The charity sector is warning that the coming winter will be a disaster for the elderly, & even Labour MPs are coming out to say that the Thievin plan to steal the Winter Fuel Allowance is just plain vindictive & wrong.
   Not that Bier & Thievin are likely to be bovvered.
The DWP, which is stealing £1.5 billion in WFA payments on Thievin's orders, wasted £13.9 BILLION on abuses & blunders last year. No danger of Thievin or Bier doing anything to plug this leak, of course, and no danger of sackings of UseLEZ snivel servants.

More deserving causes
The NatWest bank has been booted into undebanking a Holocaust memorial charity. Mucho obfuscation from the NatWest about why it was done in the first place. Hamas Rule, Nokay?
Grievance Archaeologists are getting a booting for trying to rewrite the past & pollute it with their presentism quibbles based on how things are now. Their pursuit of a relentless cult of Certainty Progression is earning them further bootings. F'rinstance:
(a) Bier O'Tool could possibly maybe from an alien planet.
(b) Bier O'Tool is probably not of Terran origin.
© Bier O'Tool Xposed as a scumsucker from the Planet Zarg!!
And also:
Jesus H. Christ, based on paintings made centuries after he died by artists who never saw him, was a transpicater.

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