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D. Cameron seems to be going out of his way to name, shame and upset the countries which support and export terrorism. At the end of the month, he managed to get Israel's president sounding off about Britain's "quiet, polite form of anti-Semitism" and our MPs' pursuit of the Moslem vote because there are more of them whilst a mob in Karachi was rampaging and burning Call Me Dave in effigy. Credibility shot to shreds |
Pictures of "sports personalities" with their stupid mouths wide open, as if they were trying to swallow a football, have been banned from this website in an uncensored condition. The worst offender in this category is, of course, the tennis player A. Murray, who seems to have a congenital defect which prevents him from closing his gob in the presence of cameras. Readers of BFN are assured that they can visit this website without being confronted with pictures calculated to "frighten the horses". The way ahead in politics? It's the Wisdom of Wogan, but Sir T. is right when he points out that England played as you'd expect for a team coached by an Italian who doesn't speak English. Dumpster diving on a huge scale New Labour lives on! Looney Lefties Live On! He might just be right! |
The stink at Hockenheim on the penultimate Sunday of the month was multiplied by the stench at Edmonton. Article 39.1 (2002) of the Formula One rules states that: "Team orders that interfere with a race result are prohibited". So how curious that Ferrari made it abundantly clear to their driver Massa, who was leading the German Grand Prix, that he had to pull over and let Alonso 'win' the race because he had more points in the drivers' championship. |
He lit a fire under the previously staid world of professional snooker. The Hurricane raced round a snooker table, usually tieless, and turned science into spectacle. He won numerous tournaments, he took the world title twice (1972 & 1982), he became the world doubles champion, appropriately, with Jimmy "The Whirlwind" White and he was a member of all-Ireland teams that won the snooker World Cup on 3 occasions. Sadly, Alex Higgins had a self-destructive Mr. Nasty side to his personality, but he will be remembered as the people's champion before such a concept became universal. He was an inspiration to all young players who saw him in action, and therein lies his legacy. |
The German Farmers' Association seems to be run by a bunch of idiots. They have warned that people will have to get used to eating smaller chips because warmer weather is stunting the growth of German spuds. So, more irrigation and selective breeding for larger, hot weather tolerant spuds are out of the question, chaps? |
British astronomers have found the biggest star ever spotted. They had to use the Very Large Telescope at the Atacama observatory in Peru as the star, which is 265 times bigger than the Sun, was much too huge to be fit on the CCDs of the Very Small and Fairly Average Telescopes. Planets couldn't survive next to this super-giant and it is destined to have a short life with a cataclysmically explosive ending. |
you're on . . . Good News In The Gulf of Mexico! Bad News In The Gulf of Mexico! Bad News In The Gulf of Mexico! Good News In The Gulf of Mexico! It's all about the money, of course The disaster and the message don't add up |
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The NatWest bank claims it's trying to be Britain's most helpful bank. But the Romiley branch has just revised its opening time from 9:30 to 10:00 a.m. for every day of the week. How helpful is that? |
Apparently, mad gunman Raoul Moat had to recruit 2 pals when he went on the rampage, searching his part of Northumberland for a copper to shoot. So it looks like all the propaganda about police officers spending 80% of their shift out on the streets was just New Labour hot air, after all. It's not just the government picking your pocket He's to blame! Nutters are always winners in court Criminal solidarity Another whitewash job |
There's nothing wrong with millionaire Liberal MP C. Huhne have a scriptwriter on £58K/year as long as Huhne pays his ghost writer out of his own pocket rather than the taxpayer's. Cheeky thieving bastards! When a US politician rails at BP, remember this . . . The bigger they are, the more bent they are! Crash & burn |
The data-dodging shenanigans of the Climate Research Unit at East Anglia University and the excesses of the IPCC's Global Warming Swindlers have unleashed an earthquake of honesty, we have been assured. No longer will politically motivated climate scientists be allowed to hide data and dodgy calculation methods, and offer absolute certainty that the world is doomed by ignoring huge error limits in their speculations. Greenwash applied We all have to suffer sometime |
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The Times and Sunday Times website is now pay-per-view. Murdoch International, the company which owns the titles, thinks it will deliver higher quality potential buyers to its advertisers if it bars access to the sort of peasant who expects to get news for free. |
The jobsworths in charge of the Snowdonia national park have decided to install tarmac paths and reduce the severity of some gradients in the name of disabled access. Their aim is to reduce the overall height of the mountain to below 2,000 feet and use the spoil to level out inconvenient irregularities. Metal Machiavelli at it again? |
The US National Constitution Center has awarded the 2010 Liberty medal (left, above) to shamed British prime minister Tony B. Liar for "bringing liberty to the world". He also gets $100,000, some of which is shown above (right). The NCC gives an annual award to those whose actions represent the founding principles of the United States. Bandwagon time! The latest 'must have' export from Colombia . . . The way ahead on immigration? Anyone but him! Someone's gotta be lying Government of the people by the government Pots & Kettles? |