The newspapers are full of horror stories about the Arctic ice caps melting and the sea level rising by 6 metres in the next 10 minutes. But the Canadian seal-clubbing industry isn't reading them. Why? Because their boats are all stuck in the largest extent of sea ice for 40 years.
The truth that got forgotten . .
Police 'services' are ordering their coppers to fit people up with offences which count towards those targets which affect rates of pay. Cautions and fixed penalty notices are being handed out whenever the opportunity arises, irrespective of the innocence of the victim.
"Bad things happen to good people."
The Great Light Bulb Swindle
The dumbing down process continues . . .
"Marked for ever as the man who fouled up the Dome: Lord Falconer" Daily Mail, Friday November 10th, 2000
A Shot In The Foot!
A business opportunity going begging!
Damned if they do and damned if they don't!
"The police kidnapped my golliwog!"
America's 5th man in space has died at 84. Walter Schirra was one of the 7 original Mercury astronauts, and the only one to take part in the subsequent Gemini and Apollo programmes. He was a disciple of the Gagarin School of Space Flight he believed that the pilot of a spacecraft should fly it, not just sit there while ground controllers do everything, and he was constantly doing battle with NASA's PR staff, who tended to concentrate more on the agency's image rather than the work which the astronauts were doing.
The worst prime minister since Harold Wilson (who was the worst prime minister since Lord North) has announced that he is retiring but not yet. He plans to drag things out until June 27th because he has some dirty deals still to do with the European Union as part of his legacy campaign of selling Britain down the river.
The Driving Standards Agency has decided that someone has to be to blame for all shunts and other highway mishaps, and banning the word 'accident' will nudge drivers away from corrupt blair labour's 'no one is ever to blame' culture.
With the arrival of Mr. b. liar's sell-by date, all reference to the new labour 'project' is being expunged from the party's website and other propaganda outlets and we're back to the same old, same old luddite labour again.
The man who was twice elected both prime minister and president of France, and who spent 18 years abusing his privileges as mayor of Paris, was hurled into the dustbin of history this month. He plans to devote his leisure time to an image-polishing Chirac Foundation, which will save the planet. But he's likely to have to spend considerable time helping an examining magistrate with inquiries into multiple political corruption rackets, including serial falsifying of expenses and an illegal party-funding scam via bogus jobs.
After a corrupt blair labour bogus consultation exercise, this rotten government is on course to bring its total of post offices closed since 1997 to 7,200. Which means that there are just 11,800 to go. The plan is helped on its sordid way by the government's policy of preventing people from buying licences and drawing pensions at their local post office, and assistance from the government's cronies at the BBC, who have prevented customers from buying TV licences at post offices.
Tory Europe spokesman Graham Brady is due to get the chop at the next shadow cabinet reshuffle because he dared to publish figures showing that the presence of a grammar school improves the results of all other schools in its neighbourhood when Dave the Leader demanded that all good Tories accept without question, his dogma that the reverse is true.
THE CARBON CONSCIENCE FUND
Feeling guilty about your part in destroying Planet Earth?
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The stampede to produce fuel from anything other than oil has been exposed as a crude trick to rid the world of its impoverished masses; as well as a scam which is likely to cause massive damage to the environment. The UN, a major climate criminal in its own right, is warning that using food plants for fuel will cause global famine, and poor, or dishonest, land management will see small farmers pushed off their plots.
A serious cock-up on the money front!
Another waste of public money
In the normal course of events, the labour stooges on the Intelligence & Security Committee would have jumped at the job of wasting a lot of time, public money and whitewash on an inquiry into why MI5 didn't lock on to 2 of the July 7th terrorist bombers. But our present passenger prime monster is so close to being evicted from office that he can't be arsed about going through with another charade. He's too focussed on making money out of his memoirs and public speaking.
These things add up, you know!
The latest council scam
The election news, basically, . . .
Tytherington goes fully Independent
Is there some deep significance to this?
Those Scottish elections
The way forward at future British elections?
Britain Rejoices & Despairs
A spot of honesty? Some mistake, surely!
HIPs on Hold
More spin inevitable
scotch gordon broon's Uriah Heep act, on hearing that he wouldn't have to face a corrupt blair labour leadership election, was so bad that it had the journalists in the audience laughing out loud. The world waits with bated breath for his next personality shift.
People trying to get noticed
The Tories are getting themselves noticed for all the wrong reasons!
"Scrutiny? What Scrutiny?"
Like this is going to make a difference!
Why does the labour party go for high taxation & 'BIG GOVERNMENT'?
Tories out of the closet
Politicians always prefer to have a taxable villain
The Triv-Dem councillor got back in, so residents are warned not to expect anything to be done about the disgraceful state of Romiley's broken pavements this decade.
Congestion charging for Romiley somewhat overdue?
Romiley has been suggested as a possible Congestion Charge Zone as there are times when the roads at the centre of the village are clogged to a standstill. If the same can now be said for the pavements thanks to the current plague of orange barriers, are the inhabitants of Romiley looking at a double congestion charge covering both roads and pavements?
The stadium was 6 years late and vastly over budget at £757 million [You could have built another Millennium Dome for that! Ed.], burgers cost a fiver a time, the tickets were £80 and upwards and the match was rubbish. Which sounds exactly like the new labour experience tardy, a rip-off price and not really worth it.
No boat-rocking in prospect
It will come as no surprise to most people to learn that the Indian-made G-Wiz, which is being pushed as an eco-friendly electric car for the environmentally challenged, has all the crash resistance of a wet paper bag.
"Better bring some sandwiches, mate!" (And maybe a sleeping bag, too)
Persistence pays off!
The Ministry of Defence has announced that having spend billions of pounds of taxpayers' cash, it has failed to find a way to identify British troops in a multi-nation combat zone. BFN would like to provide the following solution:
"It was all their fault, Gov!"
Cyber-terrorists in action
Vanity paid for out of the public purse
"Don't bother packing, Sir!"
How many Daves does it take to cook up a really dumb idea?
"New brooms, please!"
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10 glorious years of achievements!.
Celebrate tony blair's glorious heritage!
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At the beginning of the month, the newspapers were moaning that there will be no British vegetables this year due to the lack of rain. Most people read this with rain battering against their windows.
. . . try Judge R. Pearson of Washington, DC. He's claiming $33 million from a dry-cleaning firm because they allegedly lost his favourite pair of grey trousers with red and blue stripes. He wants damages for 'mental suffering, inconvenience and discomfort because he couldn't wear the trousers on his first day on the beach'.
Discrimination? You bet!
"Bonjour, Sarko!" Boom!
Don't they catch on quick?
The history rewriters out in force!
"Nurse, they're out of bed again!"
Good sense, if for the wrong reason
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