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Egypt's first female pharaoh has been an empty space in history for ages. A lot was known about her life and times, despite the efforts of her successor, Thutmosis III, to erase her from history, but her last resting place remained unknown. Now, her mummy has been identified following a spot of academic detective work. Apparently, it was discovered by Howard Carter in 1903 but not identified until this year, when X-rays were used to match a gap in the mummy's teeth to a tooth, which is known to have come from Hatshepsut. DNA comparisons with known female relatives are in progress. Her remains are now on show in the Cairo Museum.
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June 2007 is the right answer, according to this contemporary photograph of the junction of Compstall Road with Beechwood Avenue! Which serves only to underline the frequent protest about the state of Romiley's broken roads and pavements "If it's a couple of inches away from the immediate centre of the village, there's no sense of urgency about tackling even the deepest potholes."
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British Airways will be ripping off its passengers with another fuel surcharge from this month. Fuel prices to airlines have doubled in the last 3 years. BA has increased its £5 surcharge, first imposed in May 2004, by an eye-watering 1,600%!
Hamilton the magnificent; but definitely not heroic
Another rip-off on the way from this rotten government
European no-fly zone
Petrol panic in Iran
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Judge R. Pearson, who has hauled his dry cleaner into court in Washington, DC, over a lost pair of trousers, has shifted his ground somewhat. He's now claiming $2.7 million under shaky consumer protection grounds. He seems to think he's entitled to that much if he doesn't get the satisfaction which was guaranteed. Which raises the interesting question of what should happen to the judge if he gets one of his decisions wrong. Ten years in gaol if the appeal court decides he made a bog of things? Or maybe a free trip to Florida, where they still have the death penalty.
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The rise and rise of the biofuel industry has left barley in short supply; to the detriment of beer brewers and the whisky industry. It looks like drinkers can expect huge price rises as alcohol for drinking competes with alcohol added to fuels to replace part of the oil-derived component.
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A government which has never listened
Bad advice to get just deserts
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All migrants will be sacked and they will be allowed to take another job only after all proper British citizens have achieved full employment.
The po-faced desk-jockeys at the Ministry of Defence have decided that adorning the noses of aircraft with pictures of near-naked ladies is too sexist, too 20th century, much too American and way too politically incorrect for them, so all such works of art have been banned with effect from this month.
A leading BBC radio producer, and cast member of the seminal 1960s Radio 4 comedy show I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again, has died at 68. He was lured from the Church to performing at Cambridge and switched direction again to production when he joined the BBC. His production credits also include Week Ending, I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue and Just a Minute; radio versions of Richard Gordon's Doctor in the House series, and radio versions of popular TV shows.
An entertainer and comedian, who was famous for upsetting the politically correct, has died at 76. He began his performing career as a singer and acquired his own venue when he and his dad bought the Embassy Club in Manchester in 1959. Mr. Manning achieved national recognition as a member of the cast of the Granada TV show The Comedians in the 1970s. Despite running into the PC buffers in the 1980s, he continued to perform through the remainder of the 20th century and into the 21st. He will be long remembered for all sorts of politically incorrect reasons.
Yes, the bastard has gone at long last. The howls of derision from the crowd as he was hauled out of 10 Downing Street were quite amusing. The cameras were careful to avoid shots of the small mob but your reporter can confirm that most saluted him with two fingers while a lazier minority used just one.
A Canadian 'superstar' of World Wrestling Entertainment has died at 40 as a result of murder/ suicide (probably steroid-fuelled) also involving his wife and their handicapped child. A graduate of Stu Hart's notorious cellar, Chris Benoit found success in Japan then joined Extreme Championship Wrestling in the US. He switched to the now defunct WCW then moved on to the WWF with 3 companions. He was the last survivor of the Radicalz, which also comprised the late Eddie Guerrero, Dean Malenko and Perry Saturn. His last move was a recent return to ECW in a shake-up of the WWE rosters.
We've tried really, really hard but we find it absolutely impossible to care that john prescott is in hospital. He's been such a waste of space for so long that we are quite unable to give even a tiny fraction of a rat's ass about what happens to him.
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The gang of usual suspects, who are in charge of blowing the vast amounts of cash stolen from good causes on the 2012 Olympics, have come up with their idea of a suitable logo.
How quickly it all went wrong
Lord Coe, the Olympics guru, is colour-blind, which says a hell of a lot about his qualifications to decide what a good logo should look like.
Dave 'The Leader' Cameron is obviously taking the piss when he offered to LOCO, the address of the firm which came up with his lame tree logo. But come to think of it, the tree looks almost value for money next to WO's effort.
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President Putin of Russia is wasting his time by targetting his nuclear missiles on Europe. "If you zap us, who are you going to sell your natural gas to, you jerk?"
Probably the last thing we need is President Dubya laughing at his good pal 'Vladmir' and reminding him the cold war's over and he lost. Or our present passenger prime monster trying to persuade Dubya to cool his jets and stop razzing up the Russkies. If anyone is going to get World War III started in a hurry, it's that trio of geniuses!
A British soldier was killed in Basra in the first week of the month, bringing the total of military personnel killed in Iraq to 150.
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Inflation in Zimbabwe is now 3,700% per year. So it's just as well old Mug has most of the country's liquid assets stashed safely in his Swiss bank account.
People's President sabotages Merkel stitch-up
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Safer driving for Greece, By Order!
Russians claim half of North Pole!
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