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a Collection of Words for All Occasions Excavated from the Minds of Members of Romiley Literary Circle and Offered to Those in Search of Originality
That's the description on the cover. What the volume contains is an ever-growing list of variations of existing words with an apt definition attached and redefinitions of existing words.
Some of the offerings are individual words, some are groups of related words, some quite lengthy: e.g.
Our Europeon Neighbours
Mireland – more bogs than you can shake a stick at
Portagal – temporary girlfriend
Sprain – I overdid things on holiday
Francid – home of smelly cheese
Bulgium – they put mayonnaise on chips!
Helland – avoid at all costs
Grrmany – a rather fierce lot
Paland – land of my fathers
Slobakia – not much civic pride
Sergia – nice suits
Vulgaria – the common people
Greace – they love fry-ups
Noway – disagreeable lot
Funland – my next stop