Apathy Rules, OK? Well, I suppose so Free the Indianapolis 500 Sudden prayers make God jump Be Alert! Britain needs Lerts! Free the Heinz 57 Experience is the comb that life gives you after you've lost your hair What is the future of coal? Smoke! You guys just kill me! - Julius Caesar Royce Rolls, KO! Amor vincit insomnia I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy! Play Rugby! Feel a man. Please adjust your dress before leaving. But I don't wear a dress!
What, me worry?
I thought Hertz Van Rental was a Dutch painter until I discovered Smirnov
Marquis of Queensbury Rules, KO!
It requires education to take the piss out of a king
Old professors never die - they only lose their faculties
Tolkien is Hobbit-forming
Flower Power Rules, Bouquet!
ELVIS LIVES! And they buried the poor bugger! |
Keep This Bus Tidy! Throw your tickets out of the window Stop Smoking! Burst into flames Religious fanatics are sects maniacs Drink is not the answer. What was the queshtion again? James Bond Rules! 00K God is not dead; merely out to lunch Stamp out philatelists! Archduke Franz Ferdinand Found Alive! First World War A Mistake! Genius is an infinite capacity for giving pains Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you
Sex is very bad for one. But very good for two!
Veni, Vidi, Vivi
Free Astrid Proll! No, thanks, I already have one.
Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist needs his head examined
Amnesia Rules, O...
Nudists wear one-button suits
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous
Drive the foreigners out of the U.N.
Indian Driver - Smoke Signals Only
Procreation is the thief of time
Immanuel Kant but Ghengis Khan |