The Totally Aqueous
RLC Designer Bottled Water
|RLC Designer Bottled Water is Guaranteed to contain Romiley tap water. What more could anyone want from an aqueous product?
When cooled, RLC DB Water transforms from a mobile liquid to hard, solid ice! When heated, it becomes latent-energy-packed steam!
RLC DB Water is Totally Natural and forms the basis of many of Nature's gifts, such as streams, rivers, lakes, oceans, mists, rain, snow, ice and glaciers.
Life as we know it cannot exist without this product!
Yours for the amazingly low price of £3.65 per litre.
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