This Is The End ... Some say the end of the human race will come by accident. One day, society will become so complex and so imposible to understand that something will go horribly wrong and no one will notice until it is too late! |
It's a typical November Friday at the North American defence command complex at Cheyenne mountain near Colorado Springs. And then the panic starts. The Russians are attacking. A warning goes out to US airbases all over the world. The President's personal plane gets ready to take off for somewhere safe. |
And then, someone finds out that it was all a mistake. Somehow, a computer had started to play a tape of a simulated Soviet missile attack. "Stop doing things and go back to sleep" messages travel around the world. |
Well, it was and it wasn't. The alerts that went out to US airbases were for the real thing, not a training exercise. Although it was clear to those in the front line that there were no missiles on the way and no alerts were issued to US airbases in the UK. |
The news media dug into their archives and they soon came up with horror stories about nuclear alerts triggered by flocks of migrating geese, meteorites and the rising Moon, of all things! But the US military had been hoping that it was well beyond such teething troubles. |
"What if we went to war by mistake?" was included in their opposition to a NATO plan to station more missiles in Europe to match Russia's superior nuclear forces. |
Of course, all the steam went out of the issue and people forgot that they had been minutes away from a nuclear arse-kicking match. But the news media were able to drag it all up again 7 months later. There were 2 nuclear attack alerts in one week at the beginning of June of 1980! |
As in November of the previous year, no units stationed in the UK were put on alert. The investigations resumed. And when the fault was found in the multi-million-dollar "Doomsday" computer, it was found that a 20p part wasn't working properly. |
By coincidence, a Yorkshire family had been booked to spend the weekend after the November nuclear alert trying out Hull council's new fallout shelter -- a high-tech version of the wartime Anderson Shelter. |
After the alerts in June of the following year, the government was having to issue plans of Home Office approved shelters to counter worries that con-men were cashing in on the nation's fears of a nuclear war by accident and selling useless fallout shelters. |
Does any of the above sound familiar? Probably not after the collapse of communism in the Soviet empire. But as weapons technology advances and the world continues to be plagued by rogue dictators and loonies with causes, it may become familiar again. |
As a postscript to the above catalogue of false alarms, another cutting turned up from the same period. The Americans were planning to hold an exercise called Global Shield in 1980, shortly after their summer false alerts and the newspaper report said that the military were "bracing themselves for a wave of Communist protests" and accusations of war-mongering. Compiled by G-L Enterprises.etl. |
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