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Received in October 2021

Grumpy Boris
Boris back in school entertaining the kids . . .


Boris Johnson causes gas shortage
Holiday hazard—the Prime Monster’s approval rating slips into the NOgative!

One disgruntled bear
Much the same can be said about Putin the Poisoner’s.


Received in September 2021

Boris Johnson explains taxes
POLITICAL EDUCATION: The Prime Minister uses the popular game
Connect Four to illustrate how government finances operate . . .


Received in August 2021

Matt Hancock in action
Retired Health Sec. M. Hancock demonstrates how to deal with
pushy meeja clowns when on holiday


PM's in technology heaven
Boris keeping in touch in Technology Heaven


Received in June 2021

PM's masterclass


Received in May 2021

Do laywers have any sense of humour? This one don’t!

The Wall Paper


Everybody has the Prime Minister’s mobile phone number now. Almost.

Talking to Uncle Boris


Received in April 2021

The wheels come off for Sir Starmer when he’s recognized @ The Raven,
a pub in Bath, and confronted with an inconvenient truth

Starmer shamed


Presidential fun — Mrs. von Leyen razzes up Euro Council president C. Michel
and Turkish president R.T. Erdogan

Erdogan got it!


EU starts vaccine war

The EC President starts a vaccine war with the UK to distract attention
from the mess she is making of her vaccine roll out


Received in March 2021


First Meenister Wee Burney Sturgeon is unable to
tell us how many times she fed fake news to the
Scottish Parliament about the Salmond Affair as
she has run out of fingers


Sturgeon runs out of counting fingers


The Prime Minister has the answer to all the vaccine war threats
from EC president U. von Leyen! **** 2021 UPDATE

Boris Johnson responds to von Leyen's threats


Prince William takes an art lesson on a school visit

Prince William receives art lesson


Received in February 2021

EU burrocrats start vaccine war & try to reignite terrorism in Ireland


“The real reason why she wears that mask is so you can’t see the Hitler moustache.”


1. The PM, in Oxford, entertains AstraZeneca staff with his rendition of the limerick
     about the young man from Hong Kong, whose dong was incredibly long.

2. The PM illustrates his minimum safe distance from that Sturgeon woman when
     she is in full whinge mode.


Received in January 2021

Inauguration culture deficit



It’s called devaluation


Received in December 2020

In the German corner of the EU, Chancellor Merkel briefs EC President
Ursula von der Leyen on handling The Enemy

Dealing with Boris

** “Use BOTH fists on Boris!”


Pay-back is permitted

A plague for China?


Received in November 2020

No specs for president-elect Biden? No autocue? Bugger!

Prompt?


Commons Speaker L. Hoyle with his domestic menagerie

Speaker Hoyle & pets


Received in August 2020

Scittish Health Sec. J. Freeman explains political reality
[also applies to Ministers south of the border]

 

“Yes, I’m useless but so is everyone else,
including the people who work for me.
Which means that getting rid
of me would achieve nothing.”



Received in July 2020

Fuelled by the contents of his 180-quid coffee mug (left in picture),
the Chancellor sorts out Britain’s finances

The Chancellor does a mini-budget


President Trump—a man with the right priorities

President Trump, a man with the right priorities


Received in June 2020

The Prime Minister channels Tommy Cooper

PM Boris does his Tommy Cooper


Received in May 2020

The Prime Minister loses patience with a picky newshound?

PM Boris gets tough


Not much to laugh at in April


Received in March 2020

The early bird gets the grabbing done when the going gets tough

The early coffee grabber


Received in February 2020

An unimpeached Trump reaction to the Washington Post?

Trump and the Washington Post


One teeny cone for him, two tubs for her . . .
Royal twins on the way?

Royal twins on the way?

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