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Received in July 2023 All she wants is 49% more pay Received in February 2023 Alternatively, "Get the shrimp some higher heels!" Received in January 2023 Don’t vote, it only encourages them? Ready for dissenters Sir Smarmer & sidekick get ready for students in London Received in December 2022 The NHS Christmas Tree for 2022 Received in November 2022 King Charles & Stella McCartney fail to appreciate a butinksi @ a Buck House do In the debating chamber . . . Sunak vs Hunt Why be a SmugBugger or a DoomBugger when you can be both? Received in October 2022 A very good question, Your Majesty! Putin a jacked-up poseur in his place PM Trussty Lizzie asks the awkward questions @ the UN Received in September 2022 Carried away by enthusiasm Part 2 Time to bow out and enjoy them billions somewhere sunny! Received in August 2022 Carried away by enthusiasm! Home Sec. Yelly Pateli gives Defence Sec. B. Wallace an earful @ Goodwood The body language of the hopefuls . . . Sunak hands grabbing, subtext “it’s all about me” Truss hands giving, much better PR strategy Received in July 2022 Even a ruthless despot can feel unloved But former F1 boss Bernie Ecclestone would still take a bullet for Putin the Poisoner Received in June 2022 The Prime Minister learns the secrets of the Cornish courgette trade Received in May 2022 Unlocked madness! The Mogg Vote—take your pick . . .   Cheer up! Despite stagflation, we still have at least one growth area to brag about! The Teflon™ coating of leadership . . . Some have got it, some ain’t . . . “The Truth shall set you Free!’ Received in April 2022 Good manners – a legacy of the British Raj – demand that a valued visitor be allowed to ‘win’ a Trendy Turban Tie-up on a trip to a tractor factory in India You can’t beat a recycled oldie! Local elections to pay for and fines for partying during lock-in and boozing bottles of beer being handed out . . . What to tell the staff @ the petrol station . . . Everything may have become pretty unaffordable for the common herd this month, especially fuels of all descriptions, but the Chancellor has got himself well sorted! Received in March 2022 The things Royals have to do on a foreign visit, like Kate 'n' Bill in the Caribbean! Oil price surge triggers panic buying in Putinstan Foreign Secretary Liz Truss announced that “ . . nothing is off the table.” Give Peace A Chance? Like that’s going to happen! Received in February 2022 President of Putinstan explains rules for summit with US President Creaky Joe Received in January 2022 A safe 225 miles from all the beer froth & scandal in London, Chancellor Sunak seeks some help/insurance from a biotech company in Ilfracombe Sir Starmer progressing from beergate to beer belly . . . Health Sec. Javid offers useful advice to staff at King's College Hospital in London Received in December 2021 Who Steve Baker? He's a Tory MP who was a very junior minister briefly. His only claim to fame is that he runs an online group of Tory MPs and he cancels any members who dare to disagree with him. A member of the petty git tendency? Oh, yes. Another Christmas Do in Downing Street Received in November 2021 Chancellor Snack goes shopping for sweeties in Bury—or is it Burnley? Received in October 2021 Boris back in school entertaining the kids . . . Holiday hazard—the Prime Monster’s approval rating slips into the NOgative! Much the same can be said about Putin the Poisoner’s. Received in September 2021 POLITICAL EDUCATION: The Prime Minister uses the popular game Connect Four to illustrate how government finances operate . . . Received in August 2021 Retired Health Sec. M. Hancock demonstrates how to deal with pushy meeja clowns when on holiday Boris keeping in touch in Technology Heaven Received in June 2021 Received in May 2021 Do laywers have any sense of humour? This one don’t! Everybody has the Prime Minister’s mobile phone number now. Almost. Received in April 2021 The wheels come off for Sir Starmer when he’s recognized @ The Raven, a pub in Bath, and confronted with an inconvenient truth Presidential fun — Mrs. von Leyen razzes up Euro Council president C. Michel and Turkish president R.T. Erdogan The EC President starts a vaccine war with the UK to distract attention from the mess she is making of her vaccine roll out Received in March 2021 First Meenister Wee Burney Sturgeon is unable to tell us how many times she fed fake news to the Scottish Parliament about the Salmond Affair as she has run out of fingers The Prime Minister has the answer to all the vaccine war threats from EC president U. von Leyen! **** 2021 UPDATE Prince William takes an art lesson on a school visit Received in February 2021 EU burrocrats start vaccine war & try to reignite terrorism in Ireland “The real reason why she wears that mask is so you can’t see the Hitler moustache.” 1. The PM, in Oxford, entertains AstraZeneca staff with his rendition of the limerick      about the young man from Hong Kong, whose dong was incredibly long. 2. The PM illustrates his minimum safe distance from that Sturgeon woman when      she is in full whinge mode. Received in January 2021 Inauguration culture deficit It’s called devaluation Received in December 2020 In the German corner of the EU, Chancellor Merkel briefs EC President Ursula von der Leyen on handling The Enemy ** “Use BOTH fists on Boris!” Pay-back is permitted Received in November 2020 No specs for president-elect Biden? No autocue? Bugger! Commons Speaker L. Hoyle with his domestic menagerie Received in August 2020 Scittish Health Sec. J. Freeman explains political reality [also applies to Ministers south of the border]   “Yes, I’m useless but so is everyone else, including the people who work for me. Which means that getting rid of me would achieve nothing.” Received in July 2020 Fuelled by the contents of his 180-quid coffee mug (left in picture), the Chancellor sorts out Britain’s finances President Trump—a man with the right priorities Received in June 2020 The Prime Minister channels Tommy Cooper Received in May 2020 The Prime Minister loses patience with a picky newshound? Not much to laugh at in April Received in March 2020 The early bird gets the grabbing done when the going gets tough Received in February 2020 An unimpeached Trump reaction to the Washington Post? One teeny cone for him, two tubs for her . . . Royal twins on the way? #