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Received in December 2019

A break from the TV election grind . . .

Boris Johnson showing photographs

Boris Johnson at Royal Welsh Winter Fair

Received in November 2019

Some comments on next month's general election

Liberal Zombie

Labour Jeans

Oh, Jeremy has a MeeToo Moment!

Hand on Corbyn's knee

Civilians usually need a word of explanation . . .

Admiral of the Blue

Received in October 2019

Getting a jump on the general election campaign?

Britain's next PM? No bloody chance!

Parliament reopens with the same tired crew of stooges . . .

Queen's speech

Message for Met Commissioner Dick . . .

Xtinction zombie

      Zombie Yob: Take me to your leader, I can save your planet!
      Bored Copper: No chance; she's hiding until the Operation Midland flak dies down.

Received in September 2019

Behold! Your new government of national unity!

Luxembugger PM does an EU garage sale . . .

Received in August 2019

Darn the Yeller Brick Road to the Palace of Westmonster?
These days, it could actually happen!

Behold! Your new government of national unity!

Princess Kate gives her daughter a protocol lesson

Say hello to Mr. Corbyn, dear.

Received in July 2019

Mrs. May offers the Cricket World Cup winner a deal

Received in June 2019

State visit bragging rights

Mine are WAY bigger than that

Received in May 2019

Labour also plays the Euro-elections bollocks card . . .

Labour will bring our country together . . . in abject poverty

The price of Big League politics

Reality bites Ann Widdecombe

Reality bites Ann Widdecombe

Received in April 2019

Now we know

The May explanation

Received in March 2019

Duchess Camilla with Tom Jones

The wife of the Prince of Wales meets one of his Joneses

misdirected nose pick

The perils of DIY after an druncken lunch

Received in February 2019

. . . never a prince

“Done the kissing thing with lots of Frogs; never a prince . . .”

Received in January 2019

Another busy day in prospect for President Trump

And these are today's snacks between meals.

“And these are today's snacks between meals.”

Received in December 2018

Buy one, get one frog

“There isn’t enough soap in the known universe to wash out HIS foul mouth!”

Princess Politics

The new Brexit £50 note bears a strong message
for our many enemies in the Europeon union . . .

Received in November 2018

Priming the audience before his Budget speech

Received in October 2018

Ryder Cup golf and pillar boxes have SO much in common. Not.

Received in September 2018

A deputy's advice to the leader – who looks like he's just swallowed a wasp –
at the Labour conference

Prince William in Japan armed with his grandpa's joke book?

Received in July 2018

Harmony in Helsinki

The Prime Minister explains her approach to Brexit

Received in June 2018

A challenging time for the G6½

No threat left unspoken?

Received in May 2018

The Clegg/Morgan/Miliband Bremoaner Show

Received in April 2018

Received in March 2018

Received in February 2018

Out-of-work politician visits Presidential Portrait Gallery in D.C.

"Is it Gary bloody Lineker?"

Boris Johnson, the Foreign Sec., depicts the post-Brexit Golden Age

President May explains her foreign policy in China

John Elton in questionable company

Received in January 2018

The president of the European Commission gets more ideas above his station.

Moi Aussi en France

"Get your tits out! (oh, they are out)"

Received in November 2017

It's cruel to mock the afflicted; but lots of fun if they deserve it!

President Trump takes a lesson in gesture politics

BBC presenters come out in favour of redaction and censorship

It's not just the blokes you have to watch out for!

Received in October 2017

The Razor May strikes back!

Prince Harry gets tough with a popcorn grabber

Received in September 2017

The cheap seats . . .

Boris does some ushering at the Tory party conference . . .

Procrastinate Now!

Received in August 2017

Eclipse Day USA

A. Merkel: Why don't the Britisch just GO!

How to spoil the Merkel holiday mood!

Received in July 2017

Boris Johnson with lizard: served with chips or pasta?

Boris with a menu problem!

Ed Balls: HELP! This woman is stalking me!

Nervous time for the Balls Monster at Glastonbury

Received in June 2017

Don't you think I'm a bit young for you, President Macron?

The new French president is never backward in coming forward

Received in May 2017

Mrs. Merkel is on the phone again, Prime Minister . . .

Don't you just HATE cold calls?

That's some grip you've got there, lady!

Liberals pick real wimp as their leader!

You're here to collect my post?

President Trump's daughter meets the international set's working women,
some of whom, like the late (of the House of Common Criminals)
G. Osborne, have more than one job . . .

Received in March 2017

FIVE for the road? Very bad idea, Nigel!

“How's the head now, Mr. Farage?”

Received in February 2017

It looks like Jeremy Corbyn

“What to you think of the robot, Prime Minister?”

Received in January 2017

It's a lousy job

“Hail to the Trump . . .”

Who's Dick Head?

It's a fair question!


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