Several big problems stand in the new Prime Minister's way, including the Remainers in Parliament and the empire builders of the EU. They have buggered up our departure once. Will they manage it again and again? And what about that Chinese bloody plague?
Boris gets going . . . Boris comes to a standstill in hospital as a plague case . . . Boris revs up again
What is the government hoping to gain by dragging its feet over protecting military veterans from vexatious prosecutions whilst letting terrorists get away with it? Is this just further proof that the Ministry of Defence is full of useless wonks on fancy salaries?
The government's shiny new Digital Market Unit is full of coulds. Could investigate tech giant algorithms to look for looney left bias to the likes of theGrauniad. Could impose eye-watering fines if the giants fail to protect freedom of expression and provide proper journalistic content. Could do the same if the DMU decides that a giant is using anti-competitive techniques which damage the Proper Press. How much of that will be translated into actualité remains to be seen.
The people; well, the loudest ones; want to charge headlong into an unrestricted future and if a few people croak of the Chinese plague, well, tough. The PM wants to chart a footpath between the boggy bits and the experts are insisting that it's all boggy and everyone should stay @ home.
Britain will be a force for good in the world even if that involves trading with repellent & oppressive foreigners, the Foreign Sec., D. Raab, has announced.
The PM's strategy for the Yellow Peril is to throw so much money @ Communist China that the regime won't be able to afford to blast us off the map, literally or via cyber-assaults.
The PM's strategy for the Ministry of Defence is to throw a further £16.5 BILLION at the defence budget. Which is only half a billion less than the £17 BILLION Brown Hole which the losers in charge of the MoD have dug. A stealth budget cut, or what!!
Curiously, the Home Sec. is still obstructing delivering to the Operation Midland crew what should be coming their way for the damage caused by their child abuse confections. What is going on behind the scenes? Smells like something very dodgy.
Home Sec. P. Patel has ordered proper checks of migrants to prevent any more bald 40-year-olds from convincing some idiot that they are 15 and of school age. The Home Sec. is also planning to export uninvited migrants to other countries as a first step to sending them back where they came from, following the Australian plan. And migrants from safe countries, e.g. France, will be barred from making an asylum claim here.
Still no action from Home Sec. P. Patel in re holding the Operation Midland murder & abuse confecters in the police to proper account. What part of unfit for purpose does she not get? Or is she being sat upon to protect the confecters?
The government plans to keep criminals in gaol for longertwo-thirds of the sentence minimum before eligible for paroleand give the Home Sec. the power to clear the streets of nuisances like the Xtinctionists.
Budget: Rikishi Snack (5' 3") with a BIG plan for the nation
Exposed! All those noises about tax rises from the Treasury were just abomination tactics aimed at bombing the customers into accepting no tax rises in next month's Budget as a blessed relief. The bombing tactic will also let the teenage Chancellor reduce the magnitude of his giveaways somewhat in the name of fiscal prudence and not digging the Brown Hole too much deeper.
Highways England, the quango that messes up our roads, is planning to turn 10 miles of the M6 motorway into an unsmart death trap with no hard shoulder and emergency refuges a mile and a half apart. H.E. thinks the predicted rise in the number of crashes/deaths over the next 60 years is acceptable. So that's who to sue.
The government's Green Homes Grants scam has wasted £1,500 million on failing to make homes more energy efficient, is the accusation. In fact, low take-up of the scam will leave 3/4 of the allocated £2 billion unspent and available to be diverted elsewhere and blown on something else equally dodgy.
The government is aiming the best part of One Billion Pounds of taxpayers' cash at a blue sky development agency for high-risk projects which have the potential to return big rewards if they don't turn into an epic fail.
The government is to give us 60 Nightingale courts to tackle the law's delays thanks to safe spacing requirements. Just the piddling, annoying stuff will be tried in low-security venues. The serious stuff will still go on up the Old Bailey and its equivalents.
Typical Treasury wonkisma 700% rise in landfill tax has cost the taxpayer the best part of £300 MILLION in lost income and involved the expenditure of a similar amount for clearing up after dumpers & fly-tippers.
The government has realized that it would be pointless to issue advice about summer holiday travel; home or abroad; right now as no one knows what the plague conditions will be like; here and around the world; in the summer.
The House of Commons hindsight committee has found that the people running the NHS and its quangos were completely inadequate for the task of tackling a major epidemic. The procurement was a shambles, as were their records. As a result, the committee logged many cases of people who should have been protected but who weren't, and people who didn't need to be who were.
The government is taking the pragmatic attitude that illegals will be allowed to register with a GP for an inoculation and the Home Office will do nothing. But this is not a first step to blagging other rights; although the legal trade will try to do this with a hand thrust in to the taxpayer's pocket.
British pacifists take heart. Successive governments have neglected the British Army to the extent that only 1 of 33 battalions is at full strength and we won't be fighting any wars anytime soon.
Our PM has put the kybosh on a plan devised by the teenage Chancellor for a carbon tax, which would have sent the price of food and gas central heating soaring, adding untold billions to the national benefits bill.
The Health Sec., M. Hancock, is offering us a happy & free summer as long as everyone stops twatting about, gets vaccinated, obeys the plague rules and keeps their distance. Like that's going to happen!
At 33.8% of economic output, the Treasury's grab is the highest since 1951. And the bad news is that the teenage Chancellor, Mr. Snack, is looking for ways to shove it up even higher in the March budget to pay for his plague splurges. Sticking another 0.5 percentage points onto this dreadful number is his current ambition.
Despite the arrival of a hostile regime in the USA, Trade Sec. L. Truss is confident that the draft trade deal sketched out under the Trump administration can be completed.
Foreign Sec. D. Raab has cut £4 billion off the foreign aid budget and it will stay slashed until the economy has recovered from the assault of the Chinese plague. That £4 billion is just 1% of the current budget deficit.
The Department of Health idea of paying everyone who tests positive for the Chinese plague in England £500/week to stay at home; at a cost to the taxpayer of a guestimated £453 MILLION/WEEK, has not been 'within a million miles' of the prime minister, we have been assured. The main problem is that it could encourage fraud on a massive scale.
The Communities Sec. is to take steps to protect the legacies of British achievers from the smear tactics of the unworthy.
Finally, our feisty Home Sec. is going to make it illegal for travellers to turn public & private spaces into camp sites which become rubbish dumps.
Our feisty Home Sec. is revving up legislation to export foreign criminals if they are sentenced to 6 months in gaol or more. Bad guys from the EU will no longer get a free pass on spurious 'uman rights grounds.
With one bound, Boris got us out of the EbloodyU's clutches.
The Chancellor is being mobbed and having his head banged together until he drops his economy wrecking plan to raise capital gains tax to income tax levels. The argument against is that economic recovery would be better served by private investors looking to turn a profit rather than the government throwing their investment capital down its drain.
This government, like all of its predecessors, remains committed to the concept of sustainable improvement of the adult social care system. Sadly, there is no matching commitment actually to do something about delivery, which would involve taking cash from the prudent to cater for the feckless & the luckless.
The government is dragging its feet over revealing how much EXTRA taxpayers' cash has been blown on removing grid-lock, pollution-causing anti-vehicle scams bought using the £225 MILLION given to local councils by dopey Transport Minister G. Shapps.
The furlough scheme, due to end in October but extended to the end of March, has been further extended to the end of April.
The Home Sec. has ordered police forces to stop protecting rape gangs of Pakistani & similar origin by neglecting to record the ethnicity of sex criminals.
Tory back-benchers have succeeded in forcing the government to abandon plans to concrete over vast areas of Green Belt in the south of England.
The PM must be feeling quietly chuffed by the outcome of this latest scrabble to make a trade deal. It's clear that the blame for the failure belongs on the other side of the Channel and he's in the clear.
The Chancellor appears to be relying on fines imposed on Gooble, FakeBuk and the other tech giants to fill the Brown Hole in the economy created by the Chinese plague. He must have every confidence that the giants will not fail to continue to abuse their monopolies and fall foul of regulators.
There is to be a review of Labour's 'Uman Rights Act, which has been perverted by judges to aid crooks and overturn laws made by Parliament. The review will be conducted by a former Appeal Court judge.
Foreign Sec. D. Raab has confirmed that the UK will continue to pay for the Chinese space programme as long as the Chinese pretend that the overseas aid from British taxpayers is going on global warming swindles. The same for India.
The Chancellor is planning to use the cleverest stealth tax of all time to short-change pension funds by £100,000 MILLION by ignoring the RPI. Something that Gordon F. Brown, The Man Who Stole Your Pension, never dared to try.
The Treasury is getting the blame for deliberately stealing money from the North of England to spend in London & the South-East for decades. Which makes the Chancellor the hero of the hour if he rips up these rules to give the North a long overdue fair shake.
Attempts by idle & entitled civil servants to get rid of a Home Sec. who expects them to do some work occasionally have flopped. PM Boris has confidence in her.
The country is broke but the PM plans to chuck a ton of money we don't have at that notorious cash-waster the Min. of Defence over the next 4 years. That's on top of all the cash he's going to waste on Green BS.
The Chancellor is on course to bin a further 50,000 jobs if he bins duty-free shopping for the foreigners who buy luxury goods.
The reason why the government is in no rush to decriminalize not having a TV licence is that Boris & Co. think the BBC setting bailiffs on vulnerable people is worse than the BBC setting the police on them.
The government is talking about cutting the amount of taxpayers' cash wasted on overseas aid to dictators and thieves. Whether anything constructive will be done remains to be seen. The plague provides an excuse for ignoring the 0.7% of GDP legal requirement inflicted upon us by Dave the Leader.
The Transport Dept. is to blow £175 MILLION that the nation doesn't have on the Japanese knotweed of cycle lanes to increase congestion on the roads.
Our PM is planning to spend £40 MILLION on conserving green spaces in England. But where is the bluddy cash coming from, Boris?
The 19th of November is now the new last possible final date for negotions for a trade deal with the EbloodyU.
November 15thwasn't that the assolutely final dateline for the EU trade deal negotions? Apparently not.
More climate control bollocks from PM Boris: the ban on new petrol & diesel vehicles is to be brought forward from 2040 to 2030. Our PM is still clinging to the delusion that messing Britain about will encourage the rest of the world to do the same to itself.
Our Home Sec. has to be getting things exactly right and doing a grand job if 800 Leftie legals felt the need to resort to slagging off her and the prime minister in theGrauniad.
The Chancellor reckons that there is a limit to the amount of cash the nation can borrow. The good news for people in search of a handout is that the 'limit' seems to be infinitely elastic.
The Home Sec. is to close loopholes left by Labour in its 'uman rights laws to prevent Europeon criminals from staying here courtesy of money-grubbing lawyers and dotty old (& young) judges, who misinterpret the law perversely in order to wave virtue flags. & also for profit, of course.
Health Sec. Hapless Hancock is being accused of thinking than an offer of help from the Institute of Biomedical Science, which represents 20,000 lab workers, was a private company touting for plague-related business. Which says rather a lot about the quality of the civil servants @ the Department of Health if they failed to enlighten him.
More drain fodderthe government's plan to blow £200 MILLION of the overseas aid budget on ending modern slavery; one from TheRazor May; has been found to be typical of foreign aid campaigns. The wonks @ Whitehall just throw the cash in the air and don't bother to check where it lands. Getting shot of the dosh to wave virtue flags is much more important than VFM.
Our current Defence Sec., B. Wallace, has been shamed into ordering a judicial inquiry into the hounding for decades of serving and former British troops over vexatious compensation claims.
The Chancellor's plan to end VAT refunds and abolish duty-free shopping is expected to abolish 138,000 jobs and cost the British economy £3,500 MILLION.
The PM is going to arrange for the wind to blow off-shore at just the right speed to keep turbines turning at their maximum generation efficiency rate. Let us hope that his scheme to ring the country with wind farms is created 100% with parts and labour from the UK. His current 'aspiration' of 60% British just ain't good enough.
The Home Office is considering a new strategy for housing illegal immigrantsin gaol rather than hotels. Or unemployed cruise ships.
The government has been accused of acting like communist China by issuing new rules for dealing with the Chinese plague without a fanfare. Critics do not appear to appreciate that a Chinese plague requires a Chinese approach.
The PM has bitten the bullet, binned his 'go back to work' campaign and banned hospitality after 10 p.m. as plague cases, but not deaths, are starting to soar. His experts want to break unnecessary links between spreader households.
The Home Sec. has had a brilliant ideaa change of the law to render boating migrants from across the Channel ineligible to file an assylum claim and make an ass out of the British taxpayer. And cutting off the cash flow to parasite 'uman rights lawyers would be another move in the right direction.
Terrorists will be kept in gaol longerno more early releasesbut the legislation won't be published until next year. Then it will have to go through Parliament and a gauntlet of legal challenges from the friends of terrorism. So nothing will happen anytime soon.
80% of boat people arriving illegally from France are refused asylum but they are allowed to stay anyway. So much for the Home Sec.'s tough talking.
The teenage Chancellor is making all the news at the moment. His latest wheeze is to divert billions from the foreign aid budget to pay for spies, drones and cyberwarfare. He'd be doing the country a favour if he could pour the cash instead into the GINORMOUS Brown Hole which he has created in the economy. But that's probably way too sensible for a teenager to grasp.
The teenage Chancellor is also being told that if "we're all in it together" as far as the Chinese plague is concerned, trying to taxing the socks off just the middle classes to pay for his handouts is not going to go down well with his party's MPs. Or the middle classes.
The teenage Chancellor has been warned by wiser heads in the Cabinet that tax rises now would be like a deluge of acid rain upon the green shoots of recovery when they appear. He seems to be mad keen to stick 5p on a litre of fuel, for instance.
No worries. The quangocrats and mandarins who got the boot from Ofqual and elsewhere will be in other overpaid civil service jobs before you know it coz they're life-long members of the club. Out with a golden goodbye, in somewhere else with a golden helloall on the taxpayer, of course.
Poor people who are ordered to go into quarantine for 10 days will receive a grant of £130 to encourage them to do it.
The PM will grot on any attempt by the Chancellor to bin laden the Triple Lock on pensions as it is in the Conservative election manifesto which won last year's election.
Figures published for grade inflation in A-Levels, etc., relative to 2019 show a modest increase from the much reviled algorithm and a bucketful where teacher-grading is concerned. Which confirms that most of the 'results' for unexamined school pupils are just convenient pieces of fiction.
No trade deal with the EU if they insist that we have to obey EU rules without a voice there is the message we're getting. And no trade deal is looking more and more likely as the current negotions are a case of too little, too late right now.
The Department of Health is planning to abolish the useless quango Public Health England and put a German-style body in its place. The change will begin next month but PHE will not be gone completely until the spring of 2021.
Another bit of good sensethe government will not be giving quotas for rape trials to the Can't Prosecute Service to gee it up.
The Health Service has realized that a centralized track 'n' trace system is just chucking money down its drain and inferior to a localized system using people with a detailed knowledge of their area. A rare triumph for sense over Big Government.
The scramble to shovel British overseas aid down every drain available will be less frantic this year, Foreign Sec. D. Raab has revealed. His minions will have to unload around £3 BILLION of taxpayers' cash less this year thanks to the Chinese plague.
Oh, dear. At his first public outing with fellow members of what is now his committee, Dr. Lewis behaved like a bit of a pillock. Which means it's business as usual with him in charge.
Dr. J. Lewis, the MP who blagged the chairmanship of the Commons spies committee, seems to have done the PM a favour. He averted the disaster of Failing Grayling being in charge, he seems to be well qualified for the job and, having shed the Tory whip, no one can accuse him of being PM Boris' stooge.
M. Hancock, the Health Sec., is launching an urgent review of how the quango Public Health England adds up its score of deaths from the Chinese plague as it has been revealed that anyone who has ever died after testing positive for it is added to the Plague List even if they were hit by a bus.
From 2021/01/01, EU nationals who commit crimes here will be liable for deportation like any other criminal. Whether it will actually happen is something else entirely, given the Home Office's appalling record here and the anti-British attitude of the judiciary.
No surprise that the dopes at the F.O. are helping to fund the training of China's meeja propagandists against the interests of the UK. It's definitely time someone took a proper gander @ the waxworks there and binned the useless ones without a gong.
The Education Sec. is binning Tony B. Liar's fatuous 50% of teens go to university target. Why did it take so long?
The government has blown £10 BILLION on a track 'n' trace system that doesn't work and £15 BILLION on overpriced Personal Protection Equipment. No wonder the National Debt is heading north of £3 TRILLION.
What certainties are embedded in the PM's Insulate The Nation plan?
There's hope for the nation. Home Sec. P. Patel has found a loophole in the EU freedom of movement laws and used it to deport 3 rapists and torturers back to Lithuania.
If the Windrush migrants who got the bum's rush are getting £1 MILLION in compensation, any chance of the Home Office waxworks who made it all possible by misapplying the rules will get the push? No? Thought not.
If Home Sec. P. Patel is serious about deporting foreign criminals in short order, she's going to have to do it in person. Because the stooges in the Home Office have no intention of lifting a finger to help her.
The government is going to use the Chinese plague as an excuse for renationalizing the railways and making them a burden on the taxpayer again, the Transport Sec. G. Shapps, reckons.
188 charities and other beneficiaries of Britain's free lunch counter have complained to the PM about the abolition of DfID and the consequent damage to their incomes.
The government closed down Operation Northmoor after blowing £10 million on trying to fit up British troops for crimes in Afghanistan. This happened A YEAR AGO but Defence Sec. B. Wallace has seen fit to keep the closure of this lawfare exercise top secrettotally unforgivablyfrom the service personnel who were targetted. Presumably, to spare the government's blushes after its failure to come up with anything resembling a charge against anyone. Any apology Wallace makes will not be nearly enough.
The PM has abolished DfID, the giant cashpoint in the sky, and turned it into a junior offshoot of the F.O. Foreign aid will now go to nations which want to be friends with the UK and which respect 'uman rights and democracy. VFM is the new mandate, even though the F.O. is hardly the posse to deliver it.
Everything stopped for the Chinese plague.
Our PM has announced that common sense is the basis for relaxing the lockdown in England. This has severely upset the nit-pickers, who expect to be told in mind-boggling detail exactly what can and cannot be done because they are incapable of making a reasoned judgement.
The Home Sec., Ms Patel, is making noises about a change to the law to deal with vexatious asylum claims and send the boguses packing in quick time. A special tax on the lawyers making money out of the bogus claims racket would be a great idea in these difficult times.
The government is hoping to ease yoof unemployment somewhat by banning the over 70s from going out to work.
Are we surprised that the Health Secretary is being accused of goalpost shifting to exceed his virus testing daily target on the last day of April and get 123,000 tests recorded? Not at all. We'd have fallen out of bed in amazement only if the usual suspects hadn't accused him of a fiddle.
The Health Sec., Hancock's Half Hour, has things all systems go to reach his target of 100,000 tests for the Chinese plague daily by the end of the month. Despite the foot-dragging by the abomination of waxworks in charge of Public Health England and the Care Quality Commission.
Travel Sec. G. Shapps has given the travel industry the hump by declaring that booking a summer holiday right now is not a great idea. Especially with firms likely to go bust, leaving people uncompensated.
The Brexit Department hs confirmed that Britain, which is now out of the EU, will not extend the transition period beyond December 31st. We will be completely gone then, with or without a trade deal, no matter how much foot-dragging the EU does.
All the fun & games over personal protective equipment has just rammed home the point that whichever political party is in charge, the civil service will just trundle on at its own lumbering, obstructive pace.
The Chancellor is having to boot banks up the backside to make them give government-backed loans to struggling firms. Some banks have been attempting to hold their customers to ransom before offering loans or trying to charge crooked interest rates.
Tory Grand Old Man David Davis is leading the charge to put the current Chancellor back in touch with reality. Not including the self-employed in the national bail-out right from the start was wrong, says D.D. and taxing them out of existence when things return to what passes for normal in revenge for being made to look a bit of a Charlie is just plain vindictive.
The Chancellor has extended his pay-off delay for the self-employed to June. He is now claiming that there is no Magic Money Tree and everyone (except the usual suspects, of course) will have to pay for all the bail-outs through higher taxes. Everything paid out has to come back. Such is the reality of fiscal responsibility.
The Chancellor has upset 5 million self-employed customers by telling them they will have to wait until May for a cash lifeline. The problem is that employed people are relatively easy to deal with, whereas the self-employed come in all shapes and sizes and dealing with them rapidly is outwith the competence of the civil service.
Someone has kicked the new Chancellor's shin and he is having to rush out a rescue package for the self-employed, who were lost in the race to placate the trade unions by hurling cash at people with an employer.
An official report on the Windrush shambles, which saw people who had been here for decades deported because they didn't have the right pieces of paper, has concluded that it happened because the Home Office failed to give the people concerned special treatment because they were immigrants. The endemic speed of the civil service; dead slow or stop; also received a mention. No change is expected on this front.
The government has failed veterans of the campaign against Irish terrorists by excluding them from a new law protecting troops from vexatious and malicious prosecution attempts. So much for the military bloody covenant . . .
Work faster is the message to the EU trade deal negotiators. The talks are off for a corona break but there will be no extension to our December exit.
Our PM is not being allowed to forget that he promised to fix social care. But there are lots of other more pressing issues claiming his attention, like corona, keeping the economy going to pay for his spending splurge and flood defences, etc., etc.
The government has a good excuse for raiding the foreign aid budget to pay for helping the NHS to deal with the Chinese plague. After all, if wle're not healthy and working, no foreign aid is possible.
The government has booted doing anything about social care in to the long grass of May, presumably waiting to find out if there are any oldies left as the corona virus sweeps the nation. In the meantime, any ideas from anyone are welcome.
Oh, dear! The Trade Sec., L. Truss, has revealed that chlorine-washed chicken won't be coming to us from the US, which means that the people who put the 'git' into agitators are going to have to find something else to confect outrage about.
Our PM has told the EU that dragging its Brexit negotions on until December 30th is not going to happen. Get the outline of the trade deal sorted by the end of June or we walk away, is the message.
Tory MPs are taking the credit for talking the PM and his new Indian Chancellor out of doing a Gordon F. Brown and stealing even more from private pensions.
Is anyone surprised to learn that British overseas aid is being used to create schoolbooks for jihadi educational institutions in Islamist strongholds? No surprise that it's a UN agency which is distributing our cash to future terrorists.
Our idiot Education Sec. is promoting finger writing on a tablet in schools as a replacement for teaching kids to write properly using a pencil and paper. Where do they find people like him?
The government plans to strip funding from Mickey Mouse college courses such as horse riding, sugarcraft, fishing, intimate waxing, et al. The idea is to reduce the vast range of options available to students in the hope that they will pick something useful such as physics or maths or English literature.
Yes, H2S will cost over £106 BILLION and yes, PM Boris isn't bovvered by that.
Our 'incompetence is us' Home Office has failed to remove 7,300 criminals, who should have been deported. A small excuse is the misuse of the Windrush card by black racialists to frustrate the removal of Jamaican-origin criminals.
The government is to go ahead with H2S. Let us hope they get a grip on the cost of this particular elephant and do a proper job on the bits in the Northern Poorhouse zone to make it worth having.
The full roll-out of Universal Credit has been put back to September 2024 to get all of the bugs out of the system. Which will cost the taxpayer a mere half a billion quid in overpayments to claimants of the benefits being replaced.
PM Boris has confirmed that Britain will be free of EU rules and regulations and will not be subject to the edicts of the EU Court of alleged Justice when we are finally our of their clutches. Other nations have made trade deals with the EU without agreeing to be bound by its rules. Just because we live next door doesn't mean we have to be either. And we're having our fishing grounds back, too.
The Transport Sec. has been obliged to grot all over the lethal ‘smart' motorway plan in the interests of public safety and saving lives. Especially as the ‘finished' version of the radar system fails to spot 10% of broken-down vehicles.
It's bad enough being mown down on the pavement by yobs on push bikes, but the waxworks of the Dept. of Transport are thinking about letting yobs on electric scooters charge about on pavements @ 16 mph.
PM Boris has ordered a review of foreign aid excesses. An overhaul of the £14.6 BILLION annual expenditure will be completed 'in months'.
From February onward, all websites will have to treat visitors as if they are children by order of the government. Website visitors are advised that if they are offended by being treated like an ignorant, stroppy, teenage Greenhouse Greta, it's nothing to do with President Boris and all to do with the waxworks of the civil service, who come up with these silly regulations.
The government has decided that violent crininals should have to serve two-thirds of their sentence instead of just one-half. Whether it will do anything to stop dotty old judges from reducing sentences accordingly remains to be seen. Also, immigrant wannabes will not have to have evidence of a £30K job to show to an inspector of visas.
PM Boris has called off his big reorganization of government departments in favour of some deck chair shuffling. But he is launching a campaign to cut out waste and slaughter sacred cows. H2S should be a prime candidate for this initiative.
Sex criminals who decide they don't want to be on the Sex Offenders' Register and subject to scrutiny can do a self-assessment, conclude they are no longer a menace to public safety and get their name removed from the register. All with the full approval of the Home Office. You couldn't bloody make it up!
The government is planning to abolish the prevailing anti-expertise culture in the civil service, which shunts people around regularly to ensure that if someone is starting to get the hang of a job, they are moved to an area where they have no experience.
When Home Sec. a year ago, S. Javid declared a migrant emergency; which seems to have had as much effect as a cosmetic declaration of a climate emergency as the number of migrants being helped to cross the Channel by the Border Agency is UP and the number deported back to France, where they should have claimed asylum, is DOWN.
£151 MILLION of British taxpayers' cash went to China and India to fund probes sent to the Moon by their space agencies. And yet Boris is cool with that? Bad Boris!
Chancellor S. Javid has picked A. Bailey, who is the current head of the useless Financial Conduct Authority, to be a flop (?) as the Governor of the Bank of England for 8 years when the Canadian bloke is sent packing.
Shock horror! Public sector unions to be saddled with responsibilities in return for all their rights.
Brain overload from the Queen's Speech! Will everyone in the pay of the Russians and other hostile foreign powers really register with the government to avoid being sent to gaol for distributing anti-British propaganda and spying for our enemies? Will the Russians and others let them? Can't see that happening.
Brexit and doing something for people Up North who have been neglected by the Metropolitan Moochers are the story of the latest Queen's Speech.
The government will increase the standard retailer discount from 33% to 50% to cut business rates for 90% of independent high street businesses, and their rates will be reviewed @ the budget in March.
Boris Bursaries for student nurses are now on offer.
PM Boris wins big in the general election needed to sweep out the Bremoanersand keeps his job. Job No. 1 for his next term has to be ensuring proper redress for the postmasters who were persecuted and even gaoled over imaginary losses generated by dodgy Post Office software and that the waxworks responsible are held to account. [breath not being held over that]
Education standards in England are going up after Michael Gove took on the lefty Blob when he was Education Sec. In Scotland and Wales, with the SNP and Labour in charge, they are still sinking, says the OECD. It takes Conventional wisdom has it that 10 years are needed to reverse retrograde steps in education. Gove has delivered in England. Scotland, with the SNP in charge, can look forward to another decade in the doldrums, even after an immediate change for the better.
The law which compels newspapers to pay all the costs of a libel action, even if they win, will be scrapped before it comes in to force if the Tories win a decent majority.
Operation Northmoor, a police operation in Afghanistan, has wasted £10 million of taxpayers' cash on investigating bogus and malicious allegations made against British troops.
PM Boris unveils his election manifesto. No grammar schools, no fox hunting, modest spending compared to Labour's lunatic pledges, no income tax, VAT and NI increases, the pensions Triple Lock to remain, increases for schools and the NHS, more police, free hospital parking and January 31st is the new dead in a ditch deadline with no Xtension. And a plan to achieve the impossible and do something about care of the elderly.
Abolishing paper tax discs was supposed to save the nation £10 million/year. The actual effect has been a REDUCTION IN REVENUE of £94 million due to tax evasion facilitated by the new system.
Child-killers will get life meaning life if the Tories get in again next month.
Some of the cash going to the NHS is being used to mitigate the 2016 Osborne Attack on consultants' pensions to make them more inclined to take on extra work during the annual winter crisis if they're actually getting something out of it.
The power industry has announced that the government's target of a smart meter in 85% of homes by 2024 is a fantasy. Ain't gonna happen. The government has been relieved of the task of coming up with a wibble counterblast as there's a general election about to happen and the rules don't allow it.
PM Boris is offering a partial fix to the persecution of former service personnel in his election wish list. Will anything come of it? We'll see.
Despite multiple promises by successive waxworks at the ministries of Defence, Justice, etc., to end hysterical persecutions of British service personnel, it's still bloody going on! More lies and evasions from the politicians?
There's going to be a general election next month, which means that nothing much will get done for a month and a half. Which is either a good thing or a bad thing, depending on whether you have any faith in the competence of politicians.
Schools which overpay their head and staff will not be included in a £400 MILLION government hand-out plan. Sounds like a policy which should be applied to other fat-cat outfits, starting with local councils which pay their officers outrageous salaries.
The government is being urged to stomp on the waxworks running the Post Office to prevent them from causing serious damage to the network by failing to pay reasonable rates for work done and making the job of sub-postmaster unviable.
PM Boris has a deal with the EU which bins the backstop. But will the Bremoaners accept the referendum result and back it? Breath not being held.
The Transport Sec. is making noises about nationalizing the failing Northern Rail franchise to remind the great British public just how HUGE a mess the waxworks in the public sector can make of running a railway.
The current Culture Vulture Sec. is making noises about binning the BBC licence fee and making the Beeb charge subscription fees for its outputs. But given the general uselessness of politicians, no one is holding their breath.
Nothing about protecting retired Armed Services personnel from malicious hysterical prosecutions in this month's Queen's Speech. So was that all talk?
Her Majesty's Government will put up council tax to pay for social care (if the councils actually spend the cash on that).
The government will seize aircraft belonging to failed travel firms in the future to reduce the cost to the taxpayer of bringing stranded customers home, Transport Sec. G. Shapps has decided.
Justice Sec. R. Buckland has abolished the death tax rise in probate fees planned by TheRazor May. Not fair and proportionate, he decided. But probate fees will be going up after a review. By how much remains to be seen.
PM Boris is set to indulge in government spending on an industrial scale, which will make Gordon F. Broon's recklessness look positively Aberdonian. Okay, if the world is going to end in 12 years, as Democrat wack job show-off AO-C contends, why not? We might as well live a little before we croak.
The Department of Health's strategy for the scandal caused by using diseased blood products from the USA in the 1970s and 1980s appears to be to obfuscate until everyone who is responsible, everyone who was killed or damaged and everyone who has heard of the scandal . . . is dead.
Housing Minister R. Jenrick is getting himself noticed by opposing the pernicious death tax on inheritance. Personal project or general election preparation?
The government is to ban the export of a number of drugs which are in short supply in the UK. These drugs command higher prices abroad as, surprisingly, the NHS has a couple of staff members who can bargain prices downwards.
Chancellor Javid is on the right track if he's thinking of abolishing the pernicious inheritance tax on already fully taxed assets. It is just legalized grave robbery affecting only the thrifty, the enterprising and their descendants.
If judges are going to play politics, it's only fair that the government should become involved in the process for appointing judges. And that the judiciary should be made aware of the possibility.
The government has booted the 2020 target for imposing 'smart' meters on an unwilling nation into the long grass of 2024 and reduced the requirement to 85% coverage. This is as unrealistic as the full coverage by 2020 target, the experts reckon. Expect further boots to 75% by 2028 and then 50% by 2030 so that the government of the day can claim a great triumph.
Our Prime Minister is going to find £220 MILLION to save the elephant and the rhino from Xtinction.
Has our Prime Minister binned TheRazor May's Divorce On Demand bill? The word is that it won't be in the up-coming Queen's Speech.
Our Prime Minister is going in to battle with the Northern Poorhouse, which has been created by the policies of successive Labour governments. He's planning to make the South of England's impoverished cousin great again by letting the North do what Brexiteers want to doTake Back Control.
Health Sec. M. Hancock would like to see the return of booze cruises to the Continent in search of duty-free alcohol and tobacco post-Brexit.
After endless deliberations, the Commons transport committee has realized that parking on the pavement should be made illegal everywhere, not just in London. Took the useless buggers long enough.
The Home Sec. is doing a good job of refusing to jump through hoops set up by self-important BBC bods. Let us hope that he can continue to show a bit of steel with upstarts.
The Chancellor is going to splurge £14 zillion pounds of taxpayers' money to remove the austerity alibi from opposition parties.
PM Boris has promised to donate £1 BILLION of the Brexit Bonus to the social care crisis.
PM Boris has warned Bremoaner Tory MPs to stay on side or risk losing the whip and the right to stand as an official Tory candidate at the next general election. Upset the gravy boat and there will be none for you, mate. He also has the option to veto the next EU budget to make sure that the rest of the EU don't vote to extend our membership beyond October 31st and increase his potential to make like as difficult for them as they're making it for us.
Downing Street's corps of advisers are trembling in their boots now that PM Boris has an Enforcer who is prepared to tackle the endemic Sieve Culture there. The new Cummings Culture is "one leak and you're gone, no matter how many ministers it upsets". They are upset, of course, because their faulty judgement in picking advisers is exposed. Especially if they're a bit of a wide boy. No names, no pack drill, though.
It has been revealed that Government ministers have been lying about H2S being on time and on budget for at least the last 3 yearssince G. Osborne was Chancellor. Politicians, eh?
The Energy Department is going to waste £1.5 BILLION of taxpayers' cash on pretending to make Africa greener and helping people to adapt to climate change. Naturally, the politicians, who are actually being paid to think up crap like this, think it's the dog's bollocks.
There is a Brexit clock at the Treasury to concentrate the minds of Chancellor Javid's minions but there isn't one at 10 Downing Street on the grounds that the delicate flowers who get paid for being there would find it too stressful. Aaaah!
Fixing social care is such an impossible task that it will take a long time to plan it before anything can actually be done, the PM has concluded.
Boris the Revolutionary is making noises about building the northern stretch of H2S first, where it actually has some hope of making a difference to travel times and convenience. This recognizes that the southern section will have zero real impact on travel times between London and Birmingham when swapping trains at the out-of-Brum interchange is taken in to account.
His kite ended up in Charlie Brown's kite-eating tree and the Chancellor, S. Javid, will not be making sellers pay the stamp duty on house purchases.
We have yet another government pledge to stop the persecution of armed services veterans, this one from the current Defence Sec., B. Wallace. Whether anything will actually come of it remains to be seen. Based on past performances, no one should be getting their hopes up. Similarly, his promise that Irish terrorists will end up in court is less than convincing. And something which will never happen under a Corbyn government, which would give them medals.
PM Johnson is pulling no punches. Brexit-blockers are traitors in cahoots with the EU, especially that deadleg Hammond.
The Office for National Sadistics has published figures showing that George Osborne, when Chancellor in 2016, got his Project Fear forecast for Brexit completely wrong. There has been no deep recession, no huge increases in unemployment and no to all the rest of Osborne's garbage. "Honest mistake"? Honesty and error had nothing to do with it. It was obviously just politics rather than reality.
Senior staff at DfID, the department which shovels taxpayers' cash down drains and into the pockets of despots, have been awarded cash bonuses of up to £10Kout of the much-abused pockets of the nation's taxpayers.
Our PM will produce £100 MILLION from his hip pocket to prevent drugs and phones from being smuggled into HM prisons. That's a lot of articles for the Daily Telegraph!
The Commons Transport Committee is eager to ban all phone use, including hands-free, whilst driving as a dangerous distraction. One small problemthe experts reckon that enforcement would be impossible. Which means that the MPs are out of touch with reality, as usual.
Our PM is putting an end to slaps on the wrist and putting bad people in gaol for a lot longer.
Our new Transport Sec., G. Shapp, is going to make our trains run on time. Good luck with that, mate!
PM Boris is going to give the NHS a one-off injection of £1.8 BILLION, including a fabric fund for hospital repairs.
The new Home Sec.'s main aim is to restore public faith in the police. She should live that long! Ambition is a fine thing but it would be nice if reality could break through occasionally. No party is ever going to be in office for the number of years needed to turn the current state of policing round.
P. Patel, the new Home Sec., wants criminals to live in fear rather than everyone else. Which makes a pleasant change. She is also indicating that while she would not vote for the restoration of the death penalty herself, she would not be broken up if others made it part of the criminal justice system again.
P.M. Boris is planning to nominate Project Fear-tainted sacked Chancelllor G. Osborne for the position of head of the International Monetary Fund. Presumably, for the pleasure of watching him lose to the inevitable German or Frog with an equally dodgy record and/or an obligatory criminal conviction for financial crime like the last incumbent (French).
Chancellor Javid is going to contribute £2.1 BILLION to preparing for a No Deal Brexit? No, it's actually the taxpayer who is going to have to cough up.
The Boris Plan is to spend lots of money and cut taxes. Good luck with that, mate!
The new PM is putting his non-masochist credentials on display by not going to Brussels to let the burrocraps there tell him 'Non' to a better Brexit deal.
PM Johnson, on his trip to Manchester, announced that he wanted to give the city a rail link to Leeds like Crossrail in London. Let us hope that he is talking about the concept rather than the execution as Crossrail is years late, still under construction and way, way above budget.
Let us hope that the PM's 20,000 more coppers recruited over the next 3 years have more sense than the idiots who bought the paedophile Nick's silly stories, and those of Labour's disgraced deputy leader T. Watson.
The PM is promising an Aussie-style points system for migration and backing an amnesty for migrants who have been here illegally for years as long as they are not criminals. There will be more stop & search but no death penalty, not even for Bremoaners. It will be NO DEAL if the EU won't play fair and no £39 BILLION, and maybe there will be a general election in the autumn to shake up Parliament.
Mr. Johnson has inflicted his combination of mad professor and evil genius, D. Cummings, on the waxwork civil servants around him. Will the fur fly? We'll see.
Has anyone mentioned to the current Health Secretary, M. Hancock, that his plan to put doctors online is going to lead to a lot of old folks croaking because they can't handle the internet? And also because 10 minutes' access to a GP can lead to lots of cases of misdiagnosis.
First order of business, a major change to the Cabinet. 17 of 28 ministers exchanged. Some, like the Chancellor, Hammond, and the Boris-haters quit before they could be fired. The rest went for one reason or another.