Doesn't believe in shootin'.
When he wants someone dead,
It's poison, not a bullet in the head.
Tried hard to be a charmer.
"Yes, we can!" was his cry,
But for eight years in office, he didn't even try.
Finds it easy to get the hump.
But when people cite contradictory views,
They're just spreading fake news.
But if she actually will, no one can say.
As for her principles and red lines,
They have many more varieties than Heinz.
Spent his whole career absorbin'
Praise from an army of terrorist gits
And the world's spendthrift Socialist twits.
Just doesn't care
That lying is a sin
While the cash rolls in.
Can do nothing but frown
And throw mobile phones
When narked by his drones.
Will never get a Hip, Hooray!
While he's a block in the road
With his head stuck in dick mode.
Couldn't get any druncker.
But if the taxpayer's buying,
He'll just keep on trying.