Gordon Brown is now in the Guinness Book of Records as the British politician who has lied most often about immigration and quoted the most made-up and misleading statistics.
Lie upon Lie
60% of all Home Office press releases contain unsupported assumptions and/or outright lies.
Labour has been forced to abandon its Death Stealth Tax; but only until after the next-but-one general election.
It's only taxpayers' cash
The government blew £300 million more than was necessary on its advertising over the analogue/digital TV switch off/over.
It doesn't matter how many people die as long as the target is met
As a direct result of Labour's fraudulent target culture, ambulance crews are being paid bonuses NOT to take patients to hospital to make it easier for the hospital to fiddle its records and appear to meet its A&E treatment time target.
More Brown Lies
Gordon has been caught out in another lie. He did an internet broadcast claiming that immigration is falling. But he used deliberately falsified statistics. But as there is no Broadcasting Standards Agency for the internet, he will get away with it. Which is probably why he did the broadcast on the internet rather than via the regulated media.
Only our money
NHS productivity is falling year on year under Labour and, at present, £3,000,000,000 per year is being wasted. Most of the new money being poured in to the NHS goes on bureaucrats who monitor the government's worthless targets.
Truly, the economics of the madhouse
If Gordon Brown gets his way, most of our national income will go on paying interests on the massive debts he's run up, so he'll have to borrow even more money to pay for day-to-day expenditure. If he tried to run a commercial company like this, he'd end up in gaol. But as he's a politician, he's a genius. Go figure.
The government has been lying to everyone since September 2001 to keep the public in a permanent state of emergency in order to abolish civil liberties by stealth. So says the Westminster Joint Committee on Human Rights.
£1,200,000,000,000, that's the cost to the British taxpayer of New Labour's gold-plated public-sector pensions. Gordon Brown will tell you that the amount is one-third less, but everyone knows that Gordon has severe problems with the truth.
The small print in Labour's Death Tax scam reveals that not only will people be obliged to hand over 10% of their estate, they'll also have to sell their home to pay for the health care they thought they'd be getting by having to pay a Death Tax.
No surprise here . . .
. . . but a sting operation by Channel 4 journalists has confirmed that the Labour party is still for sale to any company with a bit of cash at all levels from MPs and ministers through to lords. "Buff" Hoon, "Liar" Byers, Baroness Morgan, Margaret Moran (who's too stressed out to do her MP's job and answer questions about expenses theft) and Praticia Hewitt are all on the list of shame.
Sordid Circle of Sleaze
The trade unions and the Labour party have been accused of running a money-laundering scam with the taxpayer as victim. How it works is that the government gives taxpayers' money to the unions for training officials and 'modernizing', and the unions give the money to Labour as donations.
Veggie Benn doesn't know which way he's pointing. After doing a U-ey on the dog insurance Stealth Tax, he's had to do another on a compulsory slops bucket for every kitchen in the land in the name of preventing global warming.
Another Brown waste of our money
The National Audit Office has found that the £1 BILLION spent over the last 4 years on messing about with the organizational structure at Whitehall has had ZERO benefit to the taxpayer.
Some truth sees the light of day
Gordon Brown has been forced to amdit in the Commons that he lied to the Chilcot Inquiry when he boasted that he made Defence spending rise 'in real terms' year on year. In the real 'real world', he has been cutting defence spending, even when we were at war in both Iraq and Afghanistan.
The Militant Tendency Tactic works again
The union Unite is buying its way into the Labour Party. 167 Labour MPs and candidates for the general election are members of the union, and it is parachuting more members into safe Labour seats. A baker's dozen of Cabinet members, including G. Brown and E. "He's Talking" Balls, the union's chosen successor for Brown, are on the union's payroll. And a sacked Brown spin doctor is running the infiltration plan and Labour's election plan. So it looks like a complete takeover by the union is not too far away.
Brown chickens out of Dog Tax
New Labour thought it would be a brilliant idea to make all dog owners insure their pets because a few criminal types lug around dangerous dogs instead of guns and knives. And, of course, the dog owners would have to pay lots of tax on their insurance premiums. But a week later, the wheels came off the idea because lots of people kept pointing out that the people the tax was aimed at wouldn't buy the insurance. Now, Labour is trying to pretend that it had no intention of slapping on its Dog Tax and it's all the fault of them dam' Torys.
Still in the union's pocket
Gordon Brown is now sounding off about the British Airways strike, but only after getting the union's permission to do so. And he's trying to get the strike postponed until after the election to avoid having to say too many bad things about New Labour's paymaster.
Waste has priority over saving lives
Under New Labour, the NHS has wasted £21,000,000,000 on failed equality schemes, and it allows 20,000 cancer patients to die every year by not making life-prolonging drugs available to them. Also, the Department of Health has blown £500,000,000 on management consultants over the last 5 years at no visible benefit to patients.
Brown on another binge
The government plans to use the windfall tax on bankers' bonuses for further reckless spending to buy votes instead of putting a small dent in the £1,400,000,000,000 National Debt and the £178,000,000,000 New Labour plans to borrow this year.
Knowing which side you bread's buttered on
The prime minister has nothing to say about this month's strike by British Airways staff as his party is in the pocket of the union (to the tune of £11 million in recent donations and £3.6 million last year) and New Labour always goes where the money goes.
Update: Unite is also getting its members to canvas for Labour in marginal constituencies, so Gordon is doubly bought and paid for.
No wonder the country's broke
Productivity in the public sector has gone down by 4% since 1997 while productivity in the wealth-creating private sector has risen by 23%. But pay in the public sector has increased by 15% more than in the private sector over the same period. So much for New Labour's noises about creating a fair society.
Brown spin unwinds
G. Brown says he gave lots of money to the armed services. The civil servants running the Ministry of Defence and military chiefs say he cut their budget and there was never enough cash available to fight 2 wars. So who's the liar, Gordon?
Reannouncement, Reannouncement, Reannouncement
After lying his head off to the Chilcot Committee, G. Broon dashed off to a photo opportunity in Afghanistan, where he announced that the troops would be getting 200 more vehicles. Except that the first time the announcement was made, it was 400 vehicles, and the army won't be getting them until 2011 or later.
What they're really covering up
Labour wheeled out usual stooges; J. Straw, E. "He's talking" Balls; to say the government's news blackout on child murderer J. Venables' recall to prison is 'in the public interest' and 'to ensure a fair trial'. But the more likely explanation is that there was a shameful failure of Venables' supervision as a result of New Labour's culture of rewarding failure and putting public safety last, and this rotten government is hoping to cover everything up until after the general election.
More empty promises & Brown negligence
Back in 2008, the government made a big splash about providing £150 million to give carers respite breaks. But Gordon failed to ring-fence the money and NHS managers have stolen 80% of the first £50 million for routine expenditure, which means the £100 million allocated for 2010/11 will suffer the same fate.
Noises are emerging from government circles about putting VAT on food. Secret talks with supermarket operators are being 'leaked'. Which means that Gordon Brown is either going to put a tax on food after the election, but not tell anyone before the election, or it's a distraction and he's either going to hit us with a new Stealth Tax or increase the present 17½% VAT rate.
It's only other people's money!
Gordon Brown's failure to regulate the banks (because he was too busy cosying up to the people running them) cost savers an average of £600 in lost interest last year.
Stealth Tax back by Stealth?
Gordon Brown promised to ditch pay-as-you-throw stealth taxes on domestic refuse back in 2008. He's quietly trying to revive the scheme in 2010.
Where your fifty grand went!
Gordon Brown's mismanagement of the British economy has wasted £1,287,000,000,000 over the last 13 years that's £50,000 per person in the country!
It's only our money
The Equalities & Human Rights Commission has wasted £3.9 million of taxpayers' cash over the last 2 years due to the government making a bog of setting it up.
Change we CAN'T believe in
The Legal Services Commission, which has been making a bog of distributing legal aid for a decade, is suddenly to be abolished and replaced to make people think they'll get something better if they vote Labour.
The Mote and Beam Show
While Labour & the Liberals are pretending to be excited over Lord Ashcroft's non-dom tax status, they are keeping remarkably quiet about their own on-dom donors.
Like Labour donors Sir R. Cohen (financier), L. Mittal (steel magnate who had T. Blair pitching for him after he bunged New Labour), S Hinduja (Indian billionaire for whom Lord Sleaze got a passport and then got himself sacked for sleaze) and G. Robinson (government minister with off-shore assets, who gave an interest-free loan to mortgage swindler Lord Sleaze, for which Mandy was sacked).
Not to mention the Liberal donors B. & D. Choudrie (non-dom Indians via Alpha Healthcare) and M. Brown (a convicted fraudster, who neither lived in the UK nor traded here).
And let us not forget all the gongs, knighthoods & peerages sold by Labour to raise party funds. And the Brown Slump caused by Gordon spending too much time cosying up to bankers and too little time regulating them.