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Guess what this is?
Answer after the pictures

A Gaol in Austria!

Subject: Prison vs Work
Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

@ PRISON@ WORK
You spend the majority of your time in a 10 X 10 cellYou spend the majority of your time in an 6 X 6 cubicle/office
 
@ PRISON
 
@ WORK
You get three meals a day; fully paid forYou get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
 
@ PRISON
 
@ WORK
You get time off for good behaviorYou get more work for good behavior
 
@ PRISON
 
@ WORK
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for youYou must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself
 
@ PRISON
 
@ WORK
You can watch TV and play gamesYou could get fired for watching TV and playing games
 
@ PRISON
 
@ WORK
You get your own toiletYou have to share the toilet with some people, who pee on the seat
 
@ PRISON
 
@ WORK
They allow your family and friends to visitYou aren't even supposed to speak to your family
 
@ PRISON
 
@ WORK
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work requiredYou get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
 
@ PRISON
 
@ WORK
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get outYou spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
 
@ PRISON
 
@ WORK
You must deal with sadistic wardensThey are called managers


THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!

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