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New Labour's You Want It, We've Got It Sale
Select the service required and make your bid for it.
No reasonable offer refused. -- Discretion Essential.

SERVICE REQUIREDBID
  Letter of Recommendation
  UK Passport
  UK Citizenship
  Knighthood
  Peerage
  Prevent ban on tobacco advertising
  Lobby foreign government on behalf of a company
  Exclude a company from unfavourable legislation
  £5,000
  £10,000
  £50,000
  £100,000
  £250,000
  £500,000
  £1,000,000
  £5,000,000

INSTRUCTIONS : Complete this page and email it to : theMugger@11DowningStreet.eu
You will then receive details of the account to which payment should be made without delay.
And remember, the utmost discretion is required.