john_kasshomu@yahoo.com DEAR SIR/MADAM, I HAVE WRITTEN THIS TO SO MANY WITH NO REPLY. I HAVE TRIED EXPLAINING, BUT MOST REPLIES I GET KEEP THINKING I AM A JOKE. I HOPE IT DOESN'T LOOK THESAME TO YOU SIR/MADAM, AS I SAW YOUR EMAIL FROM AN INTERNET PROFILE. I WOULD PLEAD THAT YOU IGNORE MY BAD ENGLISH. I AM NOT SO GOOD IN ENGLISH AS I AM NOT EDUCATED I AM MR. JOHN KASHOMU, I AM A CLEANER AT THE FIRST BANK OF NIGERIA. EAST BRANCH, PORTHARCOURT, NIGERIA. I WAS A VERY LOYAL WORKER OF THE BANK. VERY FAITHFULL TO MY JOB. THIS BROUGHT ME TRUST THAT I HAD WITH MY BANK MANAGER (MR. SAM SUMALO). IT WAS ON A MONDAY AS I HAD SO MANY CLEANING TO DO DESPITE BEEN ABSENT FOR WORK THE PREVIOUS WEEK DUE TO MY LATE WIFE'S BURIAL. I WAS CALLED INTO OFFICE BY MY MANAGER. ON GETING TO HIS OFFICE, HE BROUGHT OUT A BOX AND SAID HE WANTED ME TO KEEP IT FOR HIM, I WAS ALREADY AWARE THAT IT WAS MONEY THAT WAS CONTAINED. BUT I DIDN'T KNOW HOW MUCH, UNTIL HE INFORMED ME THAT THIS BOX CONTAINED THE SUM OF $20,000,000.00 (TWENTY MILLION DOLLARS). WHICH HE HAD STOLE FROM THE BANKS ACCOUNT. HE SAID THAT I SHOULD KEEP IT SAFE IN MY HOUSE UNTIL HE NEEDED IT, AND THAT HE OWE ME 10% OF THE MONEY. I ASKED HIM WHY HE CHOOSE ME, HE REPLIED SAYING I WAS THE ONLY ONE HE TRUSTED. I AGREED, BECAUSE I WAS ONLY A CLEANER, AND NEEDED TO BE RICH(EVEN IF THE MONEY WAS STOLEN). ON MY GETING HOME, I BOROWED A VIDEO RECORDER AND INFORMED MY 15 YEARS OLD SON TO FILM ME WHILE I WAS COUNTING THE MONEY. I KEPT THE MONEY SAFE LIKE I PROMISED. MY REASON FOR EMAILING YOU CAME WHEN HE DIED AS I FOUND OUT HE WAS KILLED BY ARMED ROBBERS WHO CAME TO HIS HOUSE, ON A ROBBERY MISSION. ON THIS, THERE WAS NO WAY I COULD USE THE MONEY, SINCE I HAD NO LIE TO SAY ON HOW I GOT THE MONEY, AS MY JOB WILL NOT GET ME THAT KIND OF MONEY. THIS IS THE REASON WHY I AM EMAILING YOU, TO INFORM YOU THAT I WISH TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY TO THE CARE OF A FORIEGN MAN. THAT WAY I KNOW FOR SURE THAT THE FUNDS WILL HAVE NO TRACE. I AM NOT REQUESTING MONEY, I AM NOT REQUESTING YOUR BANK DETAILS, ALL I WANT IS FOR YOU TO GIVE ME YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS, AND I WILL GIVE THE BOX TO MY ELDER SISTER, WHO IS THE HEAD OF EAST BRANCH OF THE UPS COURIER DELIVERY, AND SHE'LL PERSONALLY DROP OFF THE BOX IN YOUR HOUSE. THAT WAY THE BOX WILL NOT BE INSPECTED AS SHE IS THE HEAD OF ALL INSPECTION OFFICERS IN THE UPS. I WOULD REQUIRE A RESIDENTIAL OR OFFICIAL ADDRESS, AS MY SISTER WOULD NOT MEET WITH ANYBODY IN AN HOTEL, RESTUARANT, PARK, AIRPORT, AND EXCHANG ANY MONEY. ANY MEETING WITH HER WILL BE A VALID HOME OR OFFICE ADDRESS. IF THIS S NOT ACCEPTABLE BY YOU, I CANNOT KINDLY DO NOT REPLY, AS I WOULD NOT TAKE A RISK WITH THE MONEY. ALL EXPENSES HAVE BEEN TAKEN CARE OF THIS WAY. YOU WILL NOT BE REQUIRED TO PAY ANYTHING AT ALL. ON YOUR RECEIPT OF THE FUNDS, KINDLY INFORM ME AND I WILL TRAVEL TO YOUR COUNTRY, AS I HAVE REMOVED SOME MONEY FROM INSIDE THE MONEY THAT WILL SECURE ME AND MY SON A FLIGHT TICKET FROM NIGERIA TO YOUR COUNTRY. ON MY GETING TO YOUR COUNTRY, WE SHALL DISSCUSS PERCENTAGE SHARING. I HOPE TO RECEIVE AN ENCOURAGING REPLY FROM YOU. KINDLY SEND YOUR REPLY TO MY EMAIL john_kasshomu@yahoo.com AS THIS EMAIL I USE IN SENDING THIS BELONGS TO A FRIEND. SO IT WILL BE IMPROPER TO STATE CONVRSATION WITH A FREINDS EMAIL. HAVE A NICE DAY. MR. JOHN KASHUMO.